AISubs v3.5
Let me introduce you to Morning Musume's Otome Group, Sakura Group and Futa Group at the same time!
Sakura Group, this is Otome Group.
You're sharing good things again, Tsunku.
This is also a cabaret club, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Hey, I can see your underwear!
You're trying hard to hide it.
Well, it's like a casual cabaret club, isn't it?
So, what do you call yourselves over there?
What's up? What's up? What's up?
I'm Miss Utaban.
Out of all of Utaban's broadcasts so far, I was the one who appeared the most.
When other people were appearing...
I was the only one.
You're not the only one, are you?
It's like me.
Oh, I see.
Have you been to Hawaii recently?
Yes, we've all been there.
I heard Morning Musume was coming.
Really?
Weren't you two dating?
Yes, we were dating.
We were dating one by one.
What a chance!
What do you mean "chance"?
What are you doing with Morning Musume?
Look at you now.
You're dating soon, and you're Johnson.
You can drink, can't you?
Even if you're old, you can still drink.
No, old people can drink.
They can drink. I don't know the kanji for it.
It's just that I'm not the young one.
I'm not old, I'm in Hawaii.
Didn't you do anything bad in your room?
No, we didn't.
Was it okay for the camera to keep rolling?
Don't you guys look at the eyes on these screens?
We don't!
You don't?
Didn't you know there was a scientist in Hawaii?
What?
A scientist...
Everyone was watching...
Morita!
He was kicked out of the gate, right?
Yes!
Oh, you know about that!
I know about that!
Was it okay in your room in Hawaii?
It was okay, right?
No!
It was a mappa!
What kind of mappa was it?
Why? Why did you feel liberated in Hawaii?
Who were you with?
I was alone. I tried to go in.
I heard a voice from my room.
A basket was standing behind me.
It wasn't a mappa in my room. It was in my villa!
Was it Zenna?
It was Zenna!
She was like a shop assistant.
I'll show you! I'll show you!
It was Yoshi! Yoshi!
It was a mappa!
You were okay, right?
Even if you were seen, even if you had a camera, you weren't surprised, right?
Who were you with, Tsujito?
I was with Monko-chan.
You were okay, right?
No, it was kind of dirty.
The room was dirty.
I was always talking up in Hawaii.
I can't stand it!
Ah, so this is Hawaii.
Are you okay?
You were so careful today.
I've been careful all the time.
It won't open today.
It won't open today?
If you say "it won't open", my nose will hurt a little.
Ishika, are you okay?
I'm fine.
Ishika is pretty...
I bought it in Hawaii.
It tasted like grapes.
I was playing alone in the bubble bath.
In the bubble bath?
Ishika, who were you with?
I was alone.
Ah, you were alone.
I was excited alone.
What's wrong?
It wasn't funny, but you were laughing alone!
That's what I like about you!
It wasn't funny, but you were laughing and talking like you do now.
That's funny.
If you say it like that, it's boring.
I didn't think it would be boring!
It's not that funny of a story.
It's a report.
No one's laughing, so you're laughing.
Who's laughing? You're the only one laughing.
Ah, I was in a bubble bath.
Ishika, why are you forgiven?
Anyway, we talked about Hawaii and Hawaii.
We'd like to ask you a lot of questions, but...
time is convenient and the screen is convenient, so...
we'll let either of you talk.
Let's do it!
Atomic Team versus Sakura Team!
Crush the rivals!
As Morning Musubi members, we thought it would be nice to talk to each other face-to-face,
so we prepared these special glasses for you.
You can see it now, right?
Wow! I can see it!
It's a mirror!
I can see it for an hour!
Wow!
Now, let me tell you about your opponents' weaknesses!
It's better to say "gyafun" than say "gyakuten" (weakness)
Gyafun!
It's been a while since I said "gyafun"
It's better to say "gyafun"
Also, we have a voice changer here!
I'm 15 years old and I'm a second year student.
I wanted to do a lot of things and get out of school, but I quit.
If you don't do it, I'll get caught by the police!
This one is amazing!
This one is definitely better!
Wow!
It's said that you're good at singing, but you're not good at dancing.
This is "yamikin" (dark gold)
You don't know my voice, do you?
Don't worry, you can't see me at all.
Now, let's start with the girls' group!
Let's go!
From the girls' group!
Dan!
You stink!
Let me see if you can see it.
You can't see it, can you?
Yes.
Who is using the microphone and saying "cherry blossoms smell bad"?
Hey, you!
Yes, yes, yes.
You can't see it, can you?
I can't see it!
Yes, please.
Anyway, it stinks!
I'm begging you!
You can tell right away.
What is it?
I'm telling you!
What is it?
Yes, please.
Wait a minute. It's a little far away.
What is it?
What does it mean?!
Well...
What does it mean?
I think it's one of the cherry blossoms.
What? Weight?!
Don't say it!
I think it's one of the cherry blossoms.
What is it?
I said you can't say it!
You can't say it!
Who is it that stinks?!
Who is it...
I heard it's one of the natto.
Feet?!
Who smells like natto?!
No!
I heard it's one of the cherry blossoms.
Who smells like natto?!
We're in the same dressing room a lot of the time.
I heard it's one of the cherry blossoms.
Does your mouth smell like natto?!
I heard it's one of the cherry blossoms.
Damn it!
Did you say it's one of the cherry blossoms?!
I didn't say it's one of the cherry blossoms!
What are you saying?!
That's right!
Are you sure?!
Who is it?!
Ishikawa is like...
Yasuda these days.
Damn it!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Recently...
Shikawa is like... Yasuda...
But when he gives advice to girls...
It's hot.
Like... Yasuda...
Like a crab?
It's not like that!
It's not like what you imagine!
Shikawa is like...
Yasuda...
But when he gives advice to girls...
It's like... Yasuda...
That's gross!
Shikawa is like that, but it's gross!
Are you saying that it's gross?
It's... gross...
Why?!
It's not good!
It's not gross!
It's just smelly!
Are you saying that it's gross?!
It's not good!
It's better if it's gross!
It's gross!
So... um...
Please stay away from me.
She said "Please stay away from me."
You don't have to say that!
What do you mean?! She said it!
I didn't say it!
You still haven't said it!
I'll say it, too!
It's gross!
Even though we're cool...
Sakuragubi is stupid!
It's gross!
You're embarrassing me!
Anyway... um...
Recently, in a photo album...
She said "You're stupid."
I'll say it!
You misunderstood!
Who said it?!
Um...
The girls said...
Who?! Who said it?!
It's gross!
You look like Yoshi's ship.
Otsume-gumi is more like...
See you again...
I'm sorry, but you're laughing again.
I don't know who said it, but...
If you laugh at what you said, no one will know.
What did you say?!
Don't be stupid!
Why are you laughing?
You're funny!
Then don't be stupid!
We're in a pinch right now.
Your face is already starting to look up.
It's not up!
You're closing your eyes!
What is it?
It's this!
Otsume-gumi's leader is Fujimoto!
Go ahead and say it!
Hello.
Um...
Miki-chan is...
Fujimoto-san is...
Kago-chan?!
No.
Kago-chan?!
It's not Kago, is it?!
No!
It's not Kago, is it?!
Yes.
Um...
What was I going to say?
Fujimoto-san and Kaorin Iida-san are competing against each other.
I don't know!
What do you have in mind, Iida-san?
But I win most of the time.
Who wins?
I win!
Fujimoto-san!
Despite Johnson being the leader, she has fought Fujimoto-san before.
And the winner is...
Fujimoto-san.
I'm a little discouraged.
What's with you?
It's nothing like that.
You're not going to lose to Johnson, right?
That's right.
Ah, is that so?
Look, she's getting angry!
Wait, there's more!
What is it?
Fujimoto-Johnson battle, what is it?
Say it!
Say it already, Nacchi!
Say it!
Don't make me say it!
Say "kameiga", say "kameiga"!
Say "kameiga"!
I'm saying it, I'm saying it right now.
Fujimoto-san is...
strong, isn't she?
She said it!
It's an impression!
Say it already!
Say it!
Konno's appearance is the worst!
Excuse me!
What is it?
Konno!
Who said it?
Say it already!
We haven't talked in a while.
What is it?
Um...
Konno-san and I...
we often went to the hotel together.
Hey, wash your nose!
Wash your nose!
It's not a nosebleed, but...
Konno-san and I...
Mako-chan?
I...
No, it's not like that.
I...
Say it!
I...
Say it!
Your ears are twisted.
You're a traitor!
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
What is it?
You know...
There's a yukata, right?
Asami-chan always wears a yukata over her underwear.
So she doesn't wear a shirt.
I wake up earlier in the morning.
And when I saw Asami-chan...
She was naked.
No way!
I was a little nervous.
I'm a little nervous, too.
There's a yukata, right?
No, there isn't.
Go ahead!
You're not always naked!
Go ahead, naked incident!
Ogawa-san...
While we're talking...
She draws too much of everything.
The wind...
The wind, the wind...
The screen...
The screen, the screen...
It's not in there!
No, it's not in there!
You're not always like that!
Utaban Hekisado!
In order to defeat your opponent...
You have to know about them.
So, Utaban Hekisado will check you out.
I'll give you a quiz now.
Name one member of your opponent's team...
Who you think is off.
It's okay, it's okay.
Sakura-kun and everyone else are completely wrong.
It's not like that!
That tongue of yours...
You're stupid.
It's fine!
I like studying, you know.
Let's ask someone who likes studying!
I'm smart too, so I think this one is strong.
This one is good for people who don't want to get stabbed by only one person.
Now, here's the first question!
The first question is this!
Ta-dah!
This red part.
Please write this Todohu Prefecture without consulting!
Please don't consult while writing!
Don't show it to your opponent's team!
Ah, this is a scanner!
The opponent's team doesn't know anything!
Now, don't show it to your opponent's team!
This is...this is...this is painful!
Now, from your team, please name one member you think is wrong!
The one who's wrong, right?
Yes!
Since it's the first one, I'll go with a safe bet.
Yes!
Kago-chan!
With Kago?
Yes!
I'll go with Tanaka.
Tanaka-san, Fukui Prefecture.
Kago, Shimane Prefecture.
Isn't Shimane around here?
I'll give you another good answer.
Okawa's.
No. 1, Biwako Prefecture.
If you get more than this, you get 2 points.
That was close!
Yoshii's Shizuoka.
It's close, isn't it?
Is it here? Is it Tottori?
So, Otome-group and Sakura-group, you both get 1 point each.
I'm about to collapse!
You guys, study properly!
The next question is this!
Utaban Hekisodon.
It's an idiom.
To cats, "bwa"!
To pigs, "rrr"!
Please say the idiom.
Please write it in kanji.
How do you write "shougayaki"?
How do you write "katarosu" and "kata"?
You get 2 points.
Takai gets 4 points.
Which team thinks that Sakura's team is wrong?
I agree with the other members.
Nihigaki-san.
Which team do you think is wrong?
You get 4 points.
I'll say it.
- Ogawa? - Yes.
- Ogawa. - I don't like it.
The correct answer is...
"butaban"! "ekisadan"!
Ogawa!
Nihigaki-san.
"neko" and "koba" are...
"buta" and "shinjutsu" are...
"koba"!
You get 2 points!
I'm sure of it!
It's 2 points for Nihigaki!
- But Ogawa is amazing. - What is it?
"neko" and "koba"...
"koba" and "shinjutsu"...
"buta" and "shinjutsu"...
The correct answer is...
You get 4 points.
I wrote "koba"!
I'm going home!
These people's...
names are...
There's a wrong person in there.
Write it down in kanji!
Go ahead!
Kanji?
Write it down in kanji!
Kanji?
What is it?
That's fast!
Check your points!
You guys really need to study properly!
You got 3 points.
3 points.
Let's start with Sakura and Mika.
I think this is a key point, so let's go with "no", "tsu" and "chan".
And who will you choose?
- Yoshi. - Yoshi.
Okay, let's start the quiz.
Here we go!
- First one is... - I don't know the last one!
Fukuzawa Yu...
- Yukita! - Yukichi!
What? There's another "y" sound.
- Yukita! - Yukichi!
- Oh, Yukichi! - Yukichi!
- What does "tsu" mean? - Yeah, "tsu" means "tsu".
- Oh, I see! - She graduated from Keio University.
And... I think...
- Francis! - Francis!
- I think it's Raviel. - Yeah, it's Raviel!
- And the last one is... - It's Raviel!
- Hakase! - Hakase!
- Okay, here we go! - Okay.
- Shotoku Taishi. - Shotoku Taishi?
- The letters are different. - Yeah.
- "Pirates of Cabrivia"... - Pirates of Cabrivia?
What does "original person" mean?
- Sparrow. - Sparrow?
- Yeah, it's Sparrow. - It's huge!
- The letters are different. - Okay, so please turn it over.
- What's the point? - It's a normal point.
- It's a normal point.
Okay, so neither of them is correct, so we'll give you one point each.
Okay, let's look at the others. Let's start with this one!
- Okay. - Okay, Miyamoto-san, please open it up.
- What is this? - Toyotomi Hideichi-san.
- Toyo... Toyomitsu... - Ateomitsu-san!
Toyomitsu Hidekazu!
- I still don't know! - Toyomitsu-san isn't here!
Who did you order?
A friend?
- Toyomitsu-kun? Ei-kun? - I don't know!
- I'm sorry! - And...
- Tettekete is correct, right? - Tettekete is perfect.
- Oh, I thought it was "doctor"... - It's not "doctor", it's "science".
- I'm sorry... - Oh, that's good!
- Science is correct! - Science is correct!
Okay, second one.
- Here we go! - What?!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
Let me see... Nobunaga!
- John Lennon! - Yes, that's right.
He's singing "Imagine".
- He's singing "Imagine", right? - Yes.
- Okay, let's look at this one. - Perry!
- If it's Perry... - There are two points!
- What is it? - If it's Perry... Peru!
- Peru?! - It's going to be your name!
Oda's... Oda... Oda... Nobunaga!
- O... O... Oda's... - It's Oda's club president!
Oda's club president!
- Oda's club president! - Ogawa is good!
- Ogawa is good? - Ogawa's...
- Napoleon is very close. - Oh, I wanted it! What is it?
It's Louis!
- It's Louis! - It's amazing!
- That's good... - It suits you!
Next, please come to this classroom!
Hahahahaha!
There are a lot of high scores!
You have 4 points.
I have 5 points.
No way!
I have 5 points.
There is a reverse score!
What is your best work?
What is it?
Who wants to show us?
Shige.
Michi Shige.
"Niigaki".
Let's see.
Please show us.
"Run, Melos".
"Ribbon".
"Ribbon" is good.
"Niigaki" is...
"Run, Melos".
"Niigaki".
"Niigaki" is too recent.
What is it?
This is a draw.
"Run, Melos" and "Niigaki" get 3 points!
3 points and 1 point.
Same score?
Same score.
No, no, no.
Will you play again next time?
Will you show us again?
By the way, 2 points are...
2 points are...
Yes, Unimoto.
"Run, Q-chan".
"Natsume-souzeki"'s best work is "Abe-chan".
What?
Yes, 4 points!
What is it, Po-chan?
Yes, I can't read it.
What is it?
"Nassou-chan".
What is "Nassou-chan"?
"Natsume-souzeki".
"Nassou-chan".
Show us.
4 points are here!
4 points! Show us!
"Run, Makibao".
"Nassou-chan".
"Natsume-souzeki"'s best work is "Abe-chan".
Yes, Po-chan, show us.
Let's look at 2 points.
Here.
"Run, Pomeranian".
Here, "Abe-chan" is here, "Abe-chan".
"Pomeranian" runs.
It works hard.
42.95 kg.
"Run, Pomeranian".
Yes.
"Run, Melos".
And "Nassume-souzeki"'s best work is "Saku-chan".
Who is it?
Who is "Saku-chan"?
I will give you 5 points.
"Run, Taro".
"Nassume-souzeki"'s best work is "Po-chan".
Who is "taro"?!
It sounds old-fashioned.
I thought "taro" sounded old-fashioned.
"Nassume-souzeki"... Po-chan, have you read it before?
Of course I have! And you too, Po-chan!
It's been a while since we laughed like this.
And next week...
We won't drink "minimo" at all!
This is different. It's amazing.
It's amazing.
I'm relieved.
I can drink "minimo" differently now.
Wow, what kind of "minimo" is it?
"Bo-chan", "Hana-wa"...
I'd like to say goodbye for now.
This week's guests were...
"Morning Musume"'s "Otome Group" and "Sakura Group".
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Jinbei is like an old man.