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Ishibasu vs. Nakai, Hello Pro Shuffle and Watches!
Thank you very much!
What kind of announcer is that?
He's not that strong.
He's not a superstar.
I'm sorry.
What kind of mind does he not have?
Ishibasu is...
It's a joke. It's a joke.
The game has begun.
I'd like to briefly explain the rules.
The flag is the same as a normal Trump poker.
Why are your shoes dirty?
I'm sorry.
Yesterday, I was filming at a farm in Kumamoto.
I'm sorry.
It's the same as a normal Trump poker game.
However, instead of Trump's card...
...23 people will play their cards.
Ishibasu, do you prefer Trump's card?
What?
You really don't know anything!
It's not like a normal game.
If you ask me like a normal chat...
It's like...
It's like a sudden change of emotions.
I like it.
Do you like Trump?
Yes.
I heard you're good at poker.
I'm good at it.
I see.
I feel like I'm going to have a nosebleed.
The song is sponsored by...
I'll definitely use it later!
I'm sorry!
Now, the winning team...
Now, we'll introduce the prize you'll win.
We haven't taken it yet.
The prize...
The prize is in your right hand.
I'm sorry.
If Ishibasu wins...
He'll win this.
A phantom concentration.
"Mori Izo".
And if Nakai wins...
He'll win this as well.
A phantom concentration.
"Kisami wo sashiagemasu".
I love this.
Now, let's check the units again.
Each unit has a different number of people.
For example, this "sakura-gumi".
It's easy for roles to spread out.
But for "melon-kinemi", it's best up to "four cards".
It's not like that, but...
Really?
No, it's not like that.
It's like this.
No, it's not like that.
It's like this.
Hurry up and sync it!
It's like this.
Let's talk about it later.
And this time, Matsuura, Enema and Maeda will be playing each role individually.
And this time, Watanabe from Kana Prefecture will be playing Joker.
This is an almighty card.
Oh, that's good!
And from Russia, "utatou" will also be playing.
"utatou", it's open!
It's open!
"utatou", huh? Your face is "utatou" now.
Where did you go?
Russia.
If you're not careful, this corner will show up and you'll keep drawing.
Now, please get ready.
Everyone, please stay in your position.
First of all, we will shuffle the cards.
Shuffle time!
Here, we will explain the correct way of playing "Hello, Shuffle and Choice".
As you can see, one card is shuffled.
Ishibashi-san and Nakai-kun will be given five cards.
And it's open!
Nakai-kun has two girls cards, so it's one pair.
Ishibashi-san has three girls cards, so it's three cards.
In this case, Ishibashi-san will win!
The cards will be changed up to two times.
Just how strong of a card will they be able to make?
Now, first of all, Ishibashi-team, please show us the first five cards.
Here you go!
*laugh*
Alright, let me make it easier for you, can you line up?
Mago-chan, you go this way, Ai-chan, you go that way.
Alright, first things first.
First things first.
Alright, let us begin...
Look at me!
Alright, let us begin...
Please give us five cards designated by Nakai-san of high school!
*ding dong*
Oh, Yamichi...
It's pretty good.
Ishikawa-san and Sayabichi-san, your positions have changed.
But first of all...
Why? It looks like it's going to spread a lot.
Yes, it did.
The change is up to two times. What will you do with the change?
This is...
I'll cut off...
What?
I'll cut off only the head.
What do you mean?
What? What is it?
Morning Musumen.
And of course, I can be Morning Musumen.
If you can be Morning Musumen, you can be four people, right?
That's right.
No, no, no.
In my opinion...
No, no, no.
What is it?
I'm collecting the cards I want, even if it's just a little.
What is it?
Then, those of you who have chosen the cards, please proceed over there.
Yes, yes.
Oh, what is it?
Satura-gumi two cards.
As for Otome-gumi, Ogawa-sati-gumi.
As for Yohka...
She cut off three cards.
Now, with that said...
Then...
The replenishment card...
Ishibashi-team, please hand over three cards.
Go ahead.
This time...
Is it okay?
Hurry up.
Three cards...
I don't think it's going to work.
Um...
I'll throw away three cards.
Wait a minute.
For now...
I want to throw away three cards.
Wait a minute.
Now...
I've been doing this for a long time.
I think it's better if you don't throw away two cards.
It's better if you don't throw away two cards.
As for the discarding cards...
At this point...
Sakura-gumi and Soru's pair, right?
That's right.
In that case...
If you get one of these cards...
You'll go to the full house.
That's right.
That means...
Yes.
Wait!
A little more!
Ah!
It'll move!
Please!
It'll move!
Let's continue.
So, what will you do about the change-up?
Well...
But...
We don't have a pair anymore.
We don't.
It's not good.
Yes.
Then...
Connot.
Yes.
Mika... No, I mean Ayaka...
Yes. I'll cut you off.
What are you doing?
I'll hit you.
Everyone...
What are you saying?
Sakura Gumi, Ayaka, Mika, and then Sakura Gumi, Connot, this is your discard card.
With all your might...
Please give me three replenishment cards. Here you go!
Now, then...
This is worthless.
No, no, no.
In this world...
Can I call you my daughter?
You...
Now, then...
The defense team's change is...
Melonchi Nendi, Ayumi Asukawa, and then the country girl's Asami Sashite card is decided.
Eh? Ishikawa-san will cut too!
Eh? No way!
Ishikawa Rika-san of Connot Gumi will cut too!
I'll cut you in half!
Don't chase me!
Gangster's Kiryu, Inga!
Don't chase me!
I'll definitely help you!
I'll definitely...
- I'll help you later! - What? What? What?
- There's still a lot, right? - Huh?
There's probably a lot of red in there.
Maybe it's a mysterious cross.
Wait!
- Really?! - No, it's better if you leave it.
- That's right! - Yes.
- Right? - Okay, then I'll leave it.
Oh, yay!
Now, we have three replenishment cards for the red team. Here you go!
Come!
Oh!
- Oh, but it's strong! - It's strong!
How is it?
Now, we have it all.
Understood!
Now, then, Ishibashi-san and Nakai-san, please go to the front!
Now, with that said, the cards have become very luxurious.
Yes...
This is something I can say, but...
Either of you has to do it seriously!
What are you talking about?!
Oh...
Also, you know...
This jail...
- Wataru-san, you know... - Let's go!
Run away!
Don't you get tired of it?
Now, let's see the results of the first round.
First of all, Team Ishibashi.
You drew two cards.
Curtain, open!
Here it is.
- So... - Look!
- In the end... - Isn't it good?
This line-up...
Almost...
My four cards.
But, you know...
In the end...
You still drew two cards.
Yeah!
In conclusion...
Only one pair of girls.
Ishibashi-san, is it okay?
No, it's my favorite four cards.
Your favorite four cards.
I see.
Now, let's see the results of Team Nakai.
Curtain, open!
Here it is.
- Strong! - Yeah.
But...
I feel like it could have been stronger.
- One pair of girls and two pairs of girls. - It's scary!
Hey, where did you come from?
Russia.
A word "Russia" is scary.
So, Team Nakai is...
Two pairs of girls and two pairs of girls.
Now, what will you do in the end?
- It's my four cards. - Yeah.
Two pairs can't win against four cards.
Well, of course not.
The rule is...
This one is two pairs and that one is one pair, right?
That's right.
Both of you didn't draw.
I didn't draw, but I'm two pairs.
That's right.
Now, let's ask the Executive Committee.
What do you think?
OK. Since Utatu is making fun of Japanese people, Ishibashi's team wins!
The first round was won by Ishibashi's team who collected my favorite home guards!
Utatu lost because he was making fun of Japanese people.
Oh, I'm going home.
What? Are you going back to the Soviet Union after today?
Russia.
Oh, Russia.
Ishibashi-san, next time, please do it seriously!
What's wrong with you?
Do it seriously!
I'm scared!
What's this?
You scared me!
Hello Pro Shuffle and Choice Second Round!
Ishibashi-san, next time please do it seriously!
What's wrong with you?!
Do it seriously, you bastard!
Let's look at the first 5 cards from the first team.
Here you go!
This is difficult!
But it seems like it's going to have a big impact.
Let's look at the first team card.
Ishibashi-san, next time please do it seriously!
What's wrong with you?!
Do it seriously, you bastard!
Let's look at the first 5 cards from the first team.
Here you go!
You did it, John-san!
He drew it again!
Not bad!
Next time I'll do it seriously!
What's wrong with you?!
Do it seriously, you bastard!
You scared me!
You got a melon slice.
Abe-san, next time please do it seriously!
Next up is the first team card change.
Here you go!
You can't do that!
You're a bad person!
I won the last game, but you guys lost because you made fun of the Japanese.
Don't you make fun of me?
Do you like Japan?
I like her.
She said "her" instead of "I like".
It's not bad.
There will be another change, so think about whether you want to stay or change.
Next up is the second team card.
They're pretty strong.
Seriously.
Just one change is enough.
This time...
Otani...
is in second place.
I'm going to throw away the rest.
What? Isn't it the other way around? It's the other way around.
I'm going to play against you two.
Oh, really?
I understand.
Now, the two girls from the girls' group...
I'm going to lose.
Ms. Kanage is going to throw away the cards.
Please move.
I'm going to lose.
Goodbye.
Is it okay?
I did it.
Is it okay?
I'm scared!
Now, then...
What is this?!
You scared me!
Please show me the new card.
Yes, yes.
Oh! Oh!
A miracle has happened!
Now, then...
Mome, mome!
Is it okay?
This is good!
This is pretty strong!
The other side is also pretty strong!
Strong?
Strong!
What?!
Are you going to cut it off?
Ms. Gikutate's card?
I do want to cut it off, but...
Yes?
I don't like Japan anymore.
Will you say you like Japan properly?
Russia...
That's why...
This...
Ms. Gikutate's card isn't this anymore.
If Ms. Minamatsu comes...
Yes, yes.
It's a full house, right?
Yes.
With that said, I will cut Ms. Mishibata's melon commemorative card.
Thank you very much.
It's not my fault.
Yes!
It's not my fault.
Now, then...
Please replenish one card.
Go ahead!
This is a full house.
Is it coming?!
With that said...
Super!
The role didn't extend much!
Now, then...
The first team...
It's decided!
The change is STAY!
Yes!
I will cut Saito.
What?!
This is really strong!
They might have a full house too, so I will go for four cards.
You have all of them! What a shame!
But you can't win with a full house?
No, I can't. I will not cut Saito.
So, melon anniversary, Saito, go over there please.
Only Saito?!
Then, should I just cut you off here?
No, no, no, let's aim for one card.
Understood. Saito, Otani-san, melon anniversary, you two, aim over there.
Decided!
Decided! Decided!
Then, Ishibashi team, please show us the remaining two cards.
Go ahead!
It was a failure.
It was a failure!
Can you not change one more card?
No, I can't.
But it's fine.
Understood.
Then, Ishibashi-san, Nagai-san, go over there please.
This time as well, there are a lot of discarded cards.
Oh, there's Natchi!
She was discarded.
She was discarded as well.
Mikiti was discarded first, right?
I was discarded as well.
Yeah, Jozz is that kind of character.
I was discarded as well!
You were discarded from the beginning.
Then, first of all, the cards of the Nagai team are as follows.
Curtain, open!
It's Uta-tu again.
Uta-tu always comes in one pair.
He doesn't come apart.
So, it's Uta-tu and their pair, 2 pairs.
They were aiming for an overkill.
Now, let's look at the Ishibashi team.
The cards are as follows.
Curtain, open!
It's a Go card of the Sakura team.
But, why is there a wild card at the end?
What? Me?
It's obvious.
The Ishibashi team has won twice in a row with 4 cards of the Sakura team!
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