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Now, it's time for this week's "Motoban".
This is...
Seven! Air! Salt! Five! Eleven! Water! Hello! Jungle! With 23 people!
It's been four years since the last "Hello, Chef!"
First, Morning Musume!
Yes!
Oh, Fujimoto! You're already Morning Musume!
Yes!
It's your first time at Morning Musume, right?
That's right!
Let's move on.
Melonki and Remi!
Yes!
Don't you feel like you want to go first? Like you want to be in the front row?
It's okay, I'm standing out in the back too.
Like a professional wrestler in the 80's!
That's not it!
Crazy white bear, like Chris Barkoff!
Next, Country Musume!
Yes!
Oh, it's just you two!
Yes!
And Coconut Musume!
Yes! Aloha!
Aloha!
Okay, next!
Oh, it's you! Matsura!
Yes, I'm Matsura!
Oh, Matsura!
Yes!
And...
Inobara!
It's been a while!
Huh? Who are you?!
Who are you?!
Yes, I'm Siscommon!
Ah!
You do concerts and MCs for Hello! Project, don't you?
Yes, I do!
You look amazing!
Yes.
But you're a little loud!
What?!
Really?!
Oh no!
Huh?
Maeda Yuki!
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Enka!
What? What? What's up?
Um, Itsuki-san is producing and Enka is singing.
She does concerts and MCs for Hello! Project, too.
Enka-chan, one phrase, one phrase.
Kirigirisu
Dogyo kirigirisu
That's the song.
I see, I see.
Yes.
Unfortunately, we don't have an on-air version of that song.
I'm sorry!
We don't have much time.
Kirigirisu
Dogyo kirigirisu
It's okay!
You're terrible, Nakai-kun!
Huh?!
Kirigirisu
Please forgive me for adding "dogyo" in there.
It's okay.
Among the 23 of you, there are some who can get the number right and some who can't.
Because of whether or not there is a viewer rating on TV,
the sponsors and staff are very serious about this.
For example, if Kimura is sitting here, it'll go up like "boom"!
You know what I mean, right? It's easy to understand, right?
You can see it, right? "Oh, the song is gone, the song is gone."
It'll go up like "boom"!
But we'll never let you sit there!
Why?
Because it's frustrating!
In order not to drop the number, we came up with this system.
Here it is!
"Anshin Talk" Number Drop Show!
The manager, Ishibashi-san, will tell you about this system.
Hello, I'm the manager, Ishibashi.
This system is...
Only those who have been called can speak here like in a dream.
However, even if you are called, the number will obviously drop and you will be replaced more and more.
It's a change, right?
Yes.
Are you going to get the number?
Of course, it's a shop that doesn't drop numbers.
I see.
Please call Ms. Matsuura Aya.
Yes, Ms. Matsuura Aya.
Yes.
Everyone watching TV, it's Ms. Matsuura Aya!
The number is...
It's a change!
Ms. Matsuura Aya is now being blurred.
Why?!
If you're alone, won't the number go up?
It can't be helped, won't it go up?
Then, I have a suggestion.
What is it?
Um...
A shop needs cute girls.
The reason is...
To attract cute girls.
I see.
That's a good thing.
That means...
On both sides...
It's better to have girls who aren't your type.
Girls who aren't your type are girls who aren't cute, right?
Based on what you said just now...
I think you're girls who aren't cute.
Then, Yushi...
Choose someone on both sides.
Huh?!
Who do you want?
I want...
A boss and...
Who's the boss?
Boss.
Yes, it's the boss.
It's no good, it's no good!
As soon as you say it, it just goes down.
Even as we're talking...
The camera is pointing at the boss.
See?
Even if you look at it like this, it's not working!
Then...
It's zero!
At this moment...
The viewer rating has dropped abnormally.
See?
Matsura, take it! Matsura, Matsura, Matsura!
Matsura, Matsura!
Is it not enough?
No, it's enough.
Yes, Matsura, yes, yes.
Matsura!
Matsura, how have you been lately?
Lately, well... I've been working and spending time in my private life.
Have you been doing live shows by yourself?
Yes, I have recently.
You were coming out like "boing", weren't you?
Yes, I was jumping and coming out like "boing", yes.
How about you two, one by one?
When we're singing, we can make eye contact.
Oh, you don't think of that when you're alone.
That makes me really happy.
Eye contact?
Yes, we make eye contact while singing.
By the way, who do you make eye contact with?
I often make eye contact with Abe-san.
Without Natchi?
You idiot!
That's not it!
Why?
It's just that Matsura doesn't realize it.
She doesn't realize it.
It's just that Matsura doesn't realize it.
Hey, don't come out in front of me!
Because you two come out at the same time, right?
That's right.
Natchi, Natchi, Natchi!
Is it okay?
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
Natchi, Natchi.
Natchi and Matsura...
That's good!
That's great!
That's good!
That's beautiful!
That's right, that's right.
Try flying it a little more to the other side.
You're amazing!
Oh, I knew it!
The viewership will go up, right?
It will go up, right?
Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
Shall we go?
I know!
Stop for a moment!
Shall we go over there?
You don't have to go!
It's okay!
You don't have to stand up!
You monster!
The song is sponsored by...
You monster!
So, do you think she's cute? Who thinks she's cute?
Yes!
You call a friend for a reason, don't you?
You, sit down!
Later, later.
Later, okay?
Why did you come now?!
You two are doing a two-shot for the first time in history!
No, she's cute!
Shut up, you two!
You, sit down!
What's this?
Do a two-shot! Do a two-shot!
She's cute!
Now, now, Natchi! It's your solo debut!
That's right, in August! It's almost there!
Ah, it's your solo debut in August!
Thank you! That's right!
But if it's a solo debut, Matsurano is your senior!
That's right! That's right!
Do you have any advice for her?
Eh?! No, I don't!
But you're not alone!
There are many reasons!
What?! What?! What?!
Even if you say "same" "solo debut" "five" or something like that...
You...
No, I don't! I don't!
You don't know, do you?
I don't!
You're like an old man...
You're misunderstanding eye contact!
Eh?! That's wrong! That's wrong!
Let's go together!
You're not singing, are you?
What's up with you?
Let's continue. The next mission is...
If you say it like that, then what's going to happen?
Takako Inada, your mission is...
Before that, I'm hot.
Takako is...
That's it.
This is bad!
What's wrong?
This is bad!
Okay, Matsuno.
Matsuno and Fujimoto are in second place.
Second place.
I heard good things about you two.
I'll keep 20%.
Are you two still friends?
We're still friends.
Do you two go somewhere together?
We went to eat purikura yesterday.
Yesterday? Where?
Purikura?
Purikura!
The other day when we came back from Gomatto,
Ae-chan and Miki's purikura were here.
This, this, this!
We asked for it again.
We went to get purikura.
You brought it?
Nakai-san and Taka-san went home and took Miki's.
Do you have her cell phone number?
Why do you need her cell phone number?
What?
No, I want to give you advice and things like that.
It's okay, you've done it before.
Taka-san, Miki's solo concert didn't come, right?
Hey!
What is it?
Isn't it awful?
Didn't you say it?
It's awful!
What do you think?
Didn't you say you like Fujimoto, you like Fujimoto?
But you didn't contact me.
Contact you?
You said you'd contact me someday.
So we have to keep that kind of contact confidential.
Eh, you know about it?
The other day when I came back, I said I have it.
Matsuura-san, did you go?
No, I didn't go.
Eh, you didn't go?
Did you know what you said?
Eh, I saw it on Mizubashi TV.
Ah, is that so?
Eh?!
You didn't know?!
That's right.
You have to contact me properly.
So for now, tell me your cell phone number.
Um, just say "home".
Home?
Home.
It's okay.
Just say "home" and if your mother says "Ishiba- san, I'm hanging up", just say it.
You can say "Himeji" or "Hokkaido" on the phone.
Ah, when was it, miss?
Is there anyone you want to hang out with?
Boss and the other day.
Ah, no, no, don't shake that one.
No, no!
Why "boss"?
Make it ugly!
Eh, why?!
That's mean!
Eh, it's the person who said "mean"!
The one who said "uhahaha" and said "natchi"
That's mean!
I said "mean"!
It's funny how big that tunnel is.
Those two just said it in one go, right?
It's not "boss", it's "ugly".
Um, it's not like we're going up in viewership, it's just like "favorite child".
You're annoying, Paruko!
It's not like that!
It's fine if we do it ourselves!
It's not like "tell me your cell phone number" or "trick or treat" or anything like that!
It's fun.
Ah, I get it!
Then, goodbye!
Goodbye, goodbye!
Then...
Um...
Mister, don't look at this!
Yes, yes.
It's fine, right?
Ah, then close your eyes and press it.
It's fine if I close my eyes and press it, right?
Yes.
Well...
It's not like "favorite child"!
It's not like "favorite child", but...
It's obvious you're checking it!
Then, I'll press it like this!
One, two...
Kano Aishi-san, if you please.
Hello!
Kago-chan, Kago-chan, Kago-chan!
Hello!
That's good! That's good!
Do you have any recent Kago jokes? New jokes.
Eh?
Do you have any?
What?
I'm sorry, Maeda-san, but...
Ah! That's right!
Um, about Maeda-san in the past...
Maeda-san, Maeda-san!
Yes!
Maeda-san, Maeda-san!
Ah, there you are! Itsuki-san, produce!
Yes!
I always thought I was 30 years old.
Ah!
Is that true?
How old were you when you said you were 23 years old?
That's not it.
What is it?
You're a terrible person.
What are you talking about?
I was really 45 years old.
What?
It's true. It's true.
I was 34 years old.
Ah!
I mean...
You're lying.
I'm lying. Isn't it obvious?
You're lying.
That's right!
What?
Don't say it!
You're 30 years old and you say you're 23 years old?
He's trying to trick us.
You guys are viewers, you don't know, do you?
I was a foreigner until 5 years ago!
I lied about my nose and everything.
I think you were with me 5 years ago, but you haven't changed, have you?
You know, I thought you were 30 years old.
Didn't you say you thought you were 27 years old?
I thought you were 30 years old, but you're 27 years old.
But I thought you were 30 years old.
Be honest, how old are you?
I'm 23 years old.
How about you?
I'm 54 years old.
And you?
I'm a sheep.
You've calculated it well.
No!
It's true!
Don't say it like that!
Itsuki-san said it!
Don't say it like that!
It's no good!
Don't say it like that!
If you don't say you're 27 years old, we'll know!
And why are you turning around?
Then, please sing the song you just heard.
Kiri-kiri-su...
Tokyo...
Ah, okay!
Until "kiri-kiri-su", okay.
Until there, it's "kiri-kiri-su".
Eh?
What's with the basket?
Can you imitate Taya?
At the festival...
Aya-chan...
She's been getting better lately.
What is it?
It's new!
Aya-chan, do you usually say 'ohayo gozaimasu'?
Ohayo gozaimasu!
She's been doing it lately.
She's been drinking!
Her intonation is a little different.
Today, we'll have a festival for everyone!
She said "kiri-kiri-su", didn't she?
It's a concert, right?
It's a new version, right?
The black tea version.
That's right, it's a summer version.
Wearing a yukata like this...
Yes.
It's changed again, hasn't it?
I'm wearing a yukata with oil painted on it.
It's a little...
I'm sweating.
It's a little...
I don't like it!
Why are you so happy about it?
I don't like it!
That's not it!
That's shochu!
It's koju!
You have a bad image.
My mouth is always like...
Okay, please go back to work.
Yes, thank you!
Okay, next up is Johnson and Yoshi.
Yes, Johnson and Yoshi, please state your name.
My name is Hitomi Yoshida.
My name is Yuiho Hitomi.
Recently, I haven't felt my nipples being crunchy.
You guys!
What? What?
It's bad influence on a little kid.
A little kid? But that's a different thing.
"My nipples are wrinkled" is when you say it to someone.
I don't like it. I don't like it.
You say it all the time.
You say you don't like it.
It's always in our emails.
My nipples are wrinkled.
What is it?
They ask us in English, too. "What do you say in English?"
What do you say in English?
I don't say it.
There's no way you say it.
I think that phrase is funny.
My nipples are wrinkled.
I don't like it.
What? What?
It's not something you say to girls.
Hey!
That's terrible!
That's terrible. What do you do?
I've been gathering little kids and doing other projects.
I don't mind if you don't show up.
Then let's show up.
Really?
Hey! I want to show up!
Isn't it weird?
Isn't it too forward?
What? Are you a drug addict or something?
Right now, we're learning choreography and recording in other units.
We do that a lot.
I don't know why, but when I get home at night,
it's been 10 minutes at the parking lot,
and I'm in front of the TV even though it's not on.
Are you watching something?
You don't remember it?
I don't remember it.
What is it?
Wasn't Yasuda there?
Was Yasuda there?
No, no.
Can I talk about recent events?
Yes, about recent events.
Recently, when I became alone,
it seems like I got rid of a lot of stress.
My skin became beautiful, right?
It did.
What?
It became really beautiful.
Did you wash your hair?
I washed my hair.
Did you wash your hair?
I washed my hair.
Did you wash your hair?
It seems like I started getting into various activities again.
That's right, I started fluting.
Fluting?
You're fluting with your hair, right?
That's right!
What I'm trying to say is...
It's dangerous!
It's like you're studying psychology.
I've never heard of such a multi-tasker!
It's tough, isn't it?
Everyone comes out like this...
I think you're checking your singing bowl or something like that.
Right?
I'm sure you are!
She's talking about me again!
Gen-chan, look at me!
I'm sure you are!
Hey!
Yasuda!
Come back here!
This way! This way!
This way!
I'm probably Yasuda, but...
I'm not here, so...
(Everyone is laughing)
You're amazing!
Everyone is like...
Everyone is like... "Ah, she's leaving."
She's leaving, she's leaving, she's leaving.
Matsuda, what's up?
Since you started singing, we've been getting a lot of emails.
It seems like you're checking the TV I'm on.
And you're saying you're glad about it today.
You're praising me.
I think...
I think... Yasuda...
I think... Yasuda... wants to sing a song with Ayaya.
In any case, he's using someone else's power!
(Everyone is laughing)
Now I'm Ayaya!
He's someone who thinks that far ahead!
That's why he buys psychology books!
That's not it!
Bye!
It's amazing that you're so excited even though you're not here!
Yasuda again!
Yasuda! Over here!
I also did a solo. I sing and do classical music.
When did you release it?
I released it in May.
Yoshi, how was it?
I can imitate it.
How do you do it?
The scent is still there.
How do you do it?
Do you know "Silver Sleeve"?
Oh, I got it!
That's it!
Oh, I haven't heard of it.
No, I want you to hear it!
Yoshi, imitate Johnson.
Like during a concert?
Yes, during a concert.
With a white costume like this.
Wait, wait!
It's similar!
It's similar, right?!
But it's like this.
The words are different, but it's like this.
Like an artist!
And my hand always goes like this.
Show us the real thing.
It's like this!
Next up...
Saito!
Saito Hitomi-san.
Next up, Watanabe!
Watanabe?
Watanabe!
What?!
Please turn down the lights.
What?!
Wait a minute! Please prove it!
This is nice!
What?!
These two are from the Metropolitan Government!
What?!
This smells good!
The wind smells good!
It's like...
Shinjuku Wind Chimes coast.
I can't stand it!
If you have anything else you want to ask me...
Tell me.
Where do you live?
That's too late!
Wait!
Saito!
Ok!
I'm full.
Saito, you don't have to be like that!
I'll do it!
I just wanted the title of this song.
No, no, really, really.
It's to increase viewership, isn't it?
Increase viewership, please!
Look! Look! 20%!
It's the same as before.
No, no, no! Look, it's amazing now!
Why are you like this?
Well, you know, I wanted to say something to you, Mr. Nakai.
What's this?
Karington! Karington!
Karington is prettier!
Well, you know, there are a lot of people in Love Water, aren't there?
Go back and talk!
No, no, you talk here!
No, it's about time!
Not here!
There's no "oh yeah" or anything like that here!
That's enough!
It's the same as before!
At this point, viewership has decreased.
Look!
At this point, viewership has decreased.
No, it hasn't decreased!
The moment you said "bread", I thought you said "unbelievable"!
It hasn't decreased!
Really, really!
Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
OK, OK, OK!
Then, shall we eat Karington?
Yes, yes, yes!
Then, please eat it!
At this point, viewership has decreased.
Thank you for watching.
Thank you!
OK, OK, go back, go back!
Ishibasu vs. Nakai
Until today...
Don't go!
No!