AISubs v3.5
Right behind me is Minimoni.
Alright, Minimoni, come!
Hello.
Hello, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Where are you from?
Hawaii.
Let's sing a song from Hawaii.
Hawaii?!
Is there a song from Hawaii?
Of course there is.
Thank you for coming.
You don't have to react like that.
Let's begin.
Waikiki, Waikiki, it's Hawaii!
Waikiki, Waikiki, I'm left-handed, but Waikiki is...
That was the most fun.
I did it!
This song is sponsored by...
It's been about a month since they appeared.
Please welcome Minimoni!
Did you have fun at Yasuda's concert?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Everyone was so happy. - Did you cry?
- Yes! At the end... - Everyone was wearing red lights...
Like this...
- Everyone was so happy! - Everyone!
- Everyone had red lights! - Everyone!
- Why did you make it red? - Because you like red.
- On the internet... - Yes, on the internet...
- Everyone... - Did you do this?
- We did it! - We did it!
- It was so moving! - It was so moving!
- They aren't there anymore? - They aren't there anymore...
They're doing desk work now.
Going back to desk work in the office.
Putting on a buzzer...
What's up, you guys?
- They might be. - Maybe they're watching it on buzzer...
- They're watching it on buzzer today! - They might be...
- Then, let's start... - Yes!
Their final decision is...
Entering Minimoni and having their second single album...
Up until now, the songs that Yakuji has received...
I haven't done them yet.
You haven't done them, right?
But when it comes to "minimori" dance, Taka-san has already...
obtained all of them, right?
Ah, that's right! I've done them!
Even so...
I've done them before.
At that time, you sold them for a bad price.
You don't remember, do you?
Well then, let's go.
It's been a while, but "minimori" dance battle has been decided!
"Minimori" Dance Battle
- That's one-sided, isn't it? - That's right, it's one-sided.
Well then, from now on, "te-te-te-te-tei" will...
From now on, "te-te-te-tei" will learn "minimori"'s debut and three songs' choreography.
- Okay, everyone, please come forward. - Yes, yes.
Ah, will we be able to do it?
I'll do my best.
Where should I look?
"te-te-te-te-te" will look at you and learn it.
Where should I look?
- Can I look at it too? - Of course you can.
Let's get started. Music, start!
"Te-te-te-te-tei" Dance Battle
- That's about it. - That's about it.
- Yes. - What should we do?
- Well... - Well, first...
- You'll go up and... - Yes.
- You'll do "te-te-te-te-tei" at the "hyakuji" part. - Yes!
Yes, "hyakuji" song.
- Well, first, we'll start with "jankenpyon". - Yes.
- "jankenpyon"'s chorus is... - Yes.
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"pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- pa-pa-pa-
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Telephone sound, action, forward, exactly like that
Ring, ring, ring
Pa-ka-pa-ka, telephone pa-ka-pa-ka, ring, ring, ring
Do you want to go home?
The child at the top is also a second year middle school student
What's up?
And the third one is
Tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan
Say "ring", your right hand like ...
"tsugarahina"...
machi
No, proceed like "turi"
churi
Third time around, there...
itsukawa
dareka
toki fora
hina
dana
Huh?
I wanna go.
Cha-cha-cha...
Wow!
Wow?!
(Laughs)
Is that it?
That's it!
Thank you for playing!
Yes!
Anden!
Yes!
(Laughs)
I'm the company owner now!
Let's go!
Music, start!
♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
♪ Adorama, Sabado ♪
♪ Pa-pa-pa-pa ♪
♪ Good day only ♪
♪ I'm doing my own thing ♪
♪ I'm listening to the phone ♪
♪ Nin-nin-nin ♪
♪ Telephone, da-lin-lin-lin ♪
♪ Tan-ta-ta-ta-tan ♪
(Laughs)
♪ I'm calling you ♪
♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Telephone, ta-ta-lin-lin-lin ♪
♪ Ha-ha-ha-lin-lin-lin ♪
♪ Eh ♪
♪ Zu-zu-zu-zu ♪
♪ Eh ♪
♪ Ah, lin-lin-lin ♪
♪ Onsen! ♪
♪ Te-pu-ru-ru-ru-ru-ru ♪
♪ An-chi! ♪
♪ It's the wrong number! ♪
♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ♪
♪ Another year or two from now on ♪
♪ Someday I'll make plans with someone ♪
(Waoh!)
(Waah!)
♪ Got it! ♪
Let's start with Kako. First, Taka-san's score, please!
I'm not good at telekong at all.
Kako, how was it?
78 points.
How about Te-te-ke-tei?
Te-te-ke-tei, 80 points.
So you can't join us?
Is that what you were doing?
So that's how it is!
Hey!
Boing!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty!
Have you arrived?
Yes!
Not yet!
All right!
Then, one more time!
Yes!
Meet up with someone important!
Come on, meet up with someone important!
It's so much fun!
It's not coming, it's coming, it's coming, it's not coming, it's not coming, it's not coming, it's coming
It's finally here!
Are you here?
Yes!
What are you doing here?
Minimally Ideal Date!
The new song is a date version of "Minimally Ideal Date!"
So we wrote down the ideal date you'd like, right?
Yes, we did!
First of all, what you'd like to do the day before your date!
The day before...
You'd like to get excited and decide what you'd like to wear, right?
Ta-da!
I'd like to buy a nice flower print dress!
Wow! That's a good pronunciation!
The day before...
You'd like to buy a cute one-piece dress...
To show off your feminine side.
In front of your boyfriend, you'd like to show off your feminine side.
Next!
Yes!
I'll lose weight.
Do you still gain weight now?
Not yet.
This is a critical point!
What's wrong?
What did you eat today?
I woke up this morning and ate three slices of bread.
You eat three slices of bread in the morning...
I ate a cup of ramen...
Oh, right! I ate it!
I ate chilled Chinese food...
I ate watermelons...
I ate pocky...
I ate lunch...
Oh, you ate lunch!
That's right!
That's amazing!
Then you won't lose weight...
Losing weight...
Next!
Yes!
I'll make a cute one-piece dress.
What do you mean?
I'm a rainy woman.
It rains only on good days.
Like when you're filming outside...
Or when you have a special event...
It rains.
When you're on a date...
It should be sunny, right?
Yes!
Next!
Oh!
I'll think of something to say.
Oh, that's important!
For example?
I think I'll be speechless tomorrow.
Even if you like it or not...
When I'm nervous...
For example, I'll watch a drama today...
Or I'll watch TV and talk about it tomorrow...
The lines in the drama?
Not the lines!
Like, "Did you watch that drama yesterday?"
What if I say I didn't watch it?
It's over.
That's tough!
But if you think about it like that...
You can't stop thinking about it.
When I was in middle school...
When I was on the phone with the girl I liked...
I wrote something to her!
I thought it would be bad if we didn't continue talking about it...
For example, what do you mean?
There's no TV here!
I can say it, but...
Everyone...
I think you'll know!
Oh, really?
Yes!
So, really...
It's like "chikubi korekore" you say now!
You're using "chikubi korekore" wrongly!
Oh, is that so?
Okay, then, Taka-san, will you write it down?
Roast pork with hot water!
What?!
Why did you choose that?
I'll tell you about it at school later...
It's good for you, too...
This is just my personal opinion...
If you don't use it, you don't use it!
Even if you don't use it...
When you draw it with the rules...
Huh? Something's floating over there!
Did we do something like that back then?
Things like that...
I'll leave it here...
Okay!
Can I leave it here?
Please play it!
Okay, let's play it!
His own flaws he doesn't want to show!
Here it is!
He doesn't say lame jokes when it's cold!
Okay, please be careful!
Wait, wait, wait!
Okay, here it is!
Whether it's in Japanese or in English...
Is it really a word?
For example...
Like, "Ah, I see! 'the world'"
Or...
It's really cold, isn't it?
Next!
Eating with a big mouth!
Is your mouth big, too?
It's not about my mouth being big...
You eat it all up?
You can only see what's inside...
If you mess up, you won't be able to fit it in your nose!
Sometimes I make rice and put it in my nose...
Sometimes you wear a swimsuit like this?
I can't take it off even if I bite my nose.
I don't like it.
But when I took a breath, it came out of my mouth.
Your ears turn red.
When I'm embarrassed?
When you lie?
When you say "it's red", it gets even redder.
Keep saying "it's red".
You don't have to say it!
Your ears turn red!
When you say "it's red", it gets even redder!
It's really red!
Are you embarrassed?
But my ears turn red!
Your face doesn't turn red, only your ears turn red!
What is that?
It's weird!
Is it hot?
Only your ears turn red!
Sneeze!
Sneeze?
When you sneeze, you smell like an old man!
I don't think you should do this.
I can't be cute!
I'm like a mom, I sneeze and say "ah"!
But if you sneeze, someone will definitely say it.
You can't say "old man"!
Maybe you've noticed, but I might be an old man.
Please do something about it, Taka-san!
Please show him your weakness!
Your voice is too loud!
You can make it smaller!
I don't know anymore!
Your ears are big!
Your hands are big!
Ah, you're right!
Big!
Your voice is big too!
Ah...
Is your voice big too?
Ah...
Ah, you're only using it like this!
Eh...
No way!
Your strategy to appeal your cuteness is...
Yes, Mika-chan!
Ta-dah!
When you make eye contact...
Super smile!
Super smile, yes!
Um... I think a smile is important!
Yes, a smile and a smile!
For example...
When a man says "let's go" to you...
And you're knocked out...
That's fast!
Isn't it?
Is it that easy, Mika-chan?
Knock, knock!
Everyone is laughing!
That's Mika-chan's style!
Don't make a weird face!
A weird face...
You don't have to make a weird face!
That's right, but...
When I take pictures or photos...
Which side do you take?
I want to make a weird face!
Show me!
Hide your face like this!
Hide your face!
Look!
Did you take it?!
Show it to the camera!
Suzy is stupid!
Seriously!
Why?!
I did it!
This one? The one with eyes?
I'll do Udo-san's face.
Yes, Udo-san's face.
You won't do that face, Abe.
I won't do that face.
You have to be careful or you won't do it, so it's okay.
I'll do Taku's mouth.
Taku's mouth? What do you mean?
I don't know!
Kiss?
Isn't that a kiss?
I don't know! I don't know!
I'll do Tsuji's mouth.
Her mouth is a little hidden.
I don't know!
This is Taku's mouth, right?
What kind of Taku is this?
Okay, everyone, let's do Taku's mouth.
Tsuji doesn't have a space between her nose and her mouth right now.
That's cute, isn't it? It is cute, but...
Why does Tsuji have a space between her nose and her mouth right now?
Posca goes in here.
Posca.
Posca's pen.
Mascara goes in here too.
Mascara goes in here like this.
100 yen coins go in here.
I've met a lot of idols...
It's the first time I've said "I have a pen in here!"
Tsuji, go ahead.
Bear arms.
Why are you showing off your cuteness?
I didn't know what cuteness was.
Can you show off your cuteness, Tsuji?
I don't know.
You don't know?!
What does "cute" mean?
It means you're cuter than your opponent.
Can you hold hands?
I can do that, but...
But holding hands makes you sweat, doesn't it?
Sweat!
That's no good!
What do you mean?
Like this!
I don't like this!
No good!
I like this!
I don't like this!
You don't like holding hands?
Holding hands makes you sweat?
No, it's because you're nervous, right?
Probably.
But don't you feel like you're apart from each other?
Don't you feel like you're closer together?
You guys still don't get it, do you?
She's showing off her cuteness!
Right? She's already 16 years old.
This is what "cute" means.
When you're closing your eyes and grabbing a sheet.
What?!
Yes, that's "cute"!
Oh, you don't grab it like this.
Not like this.
You don't grab a sheet like this, do you?
Not with a handkerchief.
A sheet!
A sheet?
A bedsheet.
Oh my!
A sheet, huh?
I feel like we're not communicating at all!
Now, it's time for us to say goodbye.
Next week's guests are...
Oh!
It's been a while.
Ayayate!
And Dandy Sakano.
Dandy Sakano is here!
Yes!
I hope you guys will do your best!
Tonight's guests were Minimoon!
Thank you!
See you next week!
See you!
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