AISubs v3.5
It's time for "Singing Night" again this week.
April 24th, Thursday, my brother's birthday!
Well, let's go.
We'll do something difficult today.
"Singing Night" today is difficult.
It's the last day.
Yes, it's one hour today, but isn't it weird to say it's special?
Let's go.
Everyone of "Morning Musume."
Kei Yasuda, last time you said you were a "kotobuki-taisha."
Is that right?
On this happy wedding anniversary, "Morning Musume."..
You said you were a "kotobuki-taisha."
This time, on behalf of Yasuda's club, we'd like you to talk about your memories of Yasuda Kei.
Let's go.
Memories of Yasuda Kei.
The first one is...
Hot springs you mentioned.
Hot springs?
This year's winter break, it was still January.
Yaguchi-san, Yasuda-san, me and my family went to a hot spring.
And what they said at the time was...
Yes, what they said at the hot spring.
Yes, at the hot spring.
By chance, Yasuda-san and I happened to be alone.
We lined up our futons next to each other and talked as we went into our futons.
At that time...
I told Ishikawa everything I knew.
There's more! There's more!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute, please!
Please show us a picture, Yasuda-san! A picture!
Please show us a picture!
I only had Ishikawa and Yasuda with me, right?
You said you'd take a bath, right?
That's right.
It's probably like this, right?
Like this...
Please show us a picture, Yasuda-san!
Ishikawa said...
There's nothing more I can tell you.
"If you told me everything you knew, I'd leave the rest up to you," she said.
But I only have five months left until graduation!
Isn't it too soon?
You're a quick learner!
She told me everything!
She told you how to fill a manger hole with keada?
That's not it!
Oh, that's it!
Next one.
You were called into a hotel room.
This is Ishikawa and Yosui.
When we first joined Morning Musume,
we went to Yasuda-san's concert in the countryside,
and he asked me if I could come over.
Yosui and I were like, 'What do we do? We've been called in.'
We were pretty nervous,
and when we knocked on Yasuda-san's door,
it turned out he'd just come out of the shower and his head was wet.
But he was wearing a bathrobe!
I've never seen anyone in a bathrobe before!
So when we came in,
Yasuda-san sat down on a chair,
put his legs together,
and the first thing he said was,
How have you been?
How have you been?!
What's been going on?
How have you been?
What's been going on?
What do you mean?
I've never said anything like that.
For now, I'll say it like this.
How have you been?
How about you, Otagura?
How are you doing?
How are you doing?!
I've never said anything like that!
Have you ever been called out by Yasuda?
I have!
When we were shooting a promotional video,
he was sitting there all by himself.
And he asked me if I could come in.
I'm scared!
And he took me to a room where no one was there.
And then...
You're wearing a bathrobe!
That's not true!
You're wearing a bathrobe!
At the time, I was a little depressed.
But no one said anything like that.
Then, recently, I've been feeling down,
he said.
So I asked him what's been going on.
And then, he told me about you, Yasuda.
I went into the bathroom,
and it took me a lot of time to get here,
or something like that.
How far did you go?!
How far did you go, Yasuda?!
Thank you for telling me!
This one.
Crying in the bathroom.
This is me, too.
When Yasuda was around,
Shikawa talked a lot!
I have a lot of memories,
but I often talk about crying in the bathroom,
in a variety show,
we did a prank show.
At the time,
I was being fooled,
and I was so frustrated,
why was I being fooled?!
I couldn't stay there,
so I went to the bathroom,
and I cried in the bathroom.
I was fooled!
Then, Yasuda said,
don't you dare cry!
I'm not crying! This is a comedy show!
I was crying in the bathroom,
"and someone next to me said," "don't you dare cry!"
Even if you're next to me,
you don't have to wear a bathrobe like this,
if you're next to me.
I was fooled!
I think you had many memories.
Now, from Yasuda,
we'll send you messages one by one.
Here you go.
- From Yasuda. - Yes.
- I have a message for you all. - Oh!
Go ahead.
To Kaori...
The most memorable thing for me is our big fight at the hotel.
It was around the time of "Summer Night Town" when I joined "Morning Musume."
"Kaori doesn't know how I feel about it!" We had a big argument like that.
But you were there for me.
It's embarrassing for me to say anything to you right now.
Maybe I won't be able to say anything to you until May 5th.
But thank you so much.
To Natchi...
Natchi is the exact opposite of me.
She's like a girl and full of emotions.
Sometimes I get jealous of her.
When crossing the rainbow bridge,
I love Natchi who makes a fuss every time.
Please continue to be a cute and smiling Natchi.
Te-te-te-te-te!
To Takahashi who works hard and is straightforward...
There are many times when I feel like I have to work hard too when I see Takahashi's smug smile.
Let's go see "Takarazuka" together next time!
To Konno...
Your singing has gotten better.
I think there were days when you were afraid of singing.
But you did your best and overcame it. You're great, Konno!
If you bump into a wall one of these days, call me, okay?
To Omame...
You've been doing well lately, Omame.
Sometimes I say things that surprise me, but that's another good thing about it.
Keep up the good work.
To Ogawa.
Ogawa smells like me, doesn't he?
He's afraid of being on screen,
and he looks like he used to be when he didn't say nice things.
I think Ogawa still has something hidden.
I'm sure you do, so keep up the good work.
To Aibon.
Aibon.
Aibon is cute anyway.
And he's very smart.
He can do anything, even impersonations.
When I'm busy with work and I feel a little tired,
he comes up to me and says, "Keme-chan."
It really heals me.
I love you.
To Tsuji.
You've grown up, haven't you?
You're so honest, Tsuji-chan.
You finally come up to me without being afraid of me.
Recently, when I was depressed,
you sent me a message saying, "Keep up the good work, Keme-chan."
You cheered me up a lot.
Thank you.
To Yossi.
You and Yossi were the same age,
but you didn't open up to me.
I often wondered what I should do.
Three years ago, even if I invited you to dinner, you didn't come.
Now you invite me to dinner. I was happy.
Let's go together next time.
To Ishikawa.
Ishikawa couldn't sing well at first.
She was a very negative girl.
But before I knew it, she grew up to be a strong person.
When I saw Ishikawa who could sing a song that motivated me,
I thought that people change little by little.
I've been encouraged by Ishikawa like that.
Thank you.
To Yaguchi.
My longest relationship with Yaguchi.
We've never had a fight.
We've always been together at work and in private.
Without Yaguchi, I don't think I would be where I am now.
I have too many memories with Yaguchi.
When I was in pain or happy, we were all together.
He's like my little sister.
Yaguchi is the type of person who endures to the limit.
But...
I think I can be nicer to the members more and more.
Yaguchi, don't work too hard.
To Nakai.
When I couldn't speak in the singing room,
you always said, "How about Yasuda?"
Even if I made a comment, it was often cut out, but Nakai-kun, who cares about me, saved me.
Thank you very much.
To Taka-san!
You have a lot of pores!
Although it is quite cut out in the broadcast, I was really depressed every time!
I'm really depressed!
Please don't say it anymore!
But, Taka-san!
You really love me, don't you?!
To only you, Taka-san, I'll give you a kiss!
Everyone, I think you couldn't hear her comment without tears, but...
Her pores...
When I looked at them for a moment, they were like nose water!
I was surprised!
And according to her outfit, she has green nose water!
Now, let's begin.
Is Ms. Sonia Isa here with us today?
Good morning!
What is it?!
Um...
If you say the truth, it's like a club!
Today is my last day, so I made you a lunch box!
What?!
It's good!
Why?!
It's good! It's really good!
It's good!
I made it!
I'm jealous!
And I made rice balls for the members!
What?!
Really?!
Don't eat in the centre because you don't know what you're doing!
What is this?!
I'm scared!
Where did it go?!
What is this?!
Are you a god of death?!
I washed and cooked it properly!
What is that?!
What is this?!
Wow, it looks good!
You're eating it from the inside?!
That's right!
I did it in Quasigiera!
I'm sorry!
I said I can't eat old people's food!
I can't eat meat at all!
You're lying!
Is the food good?
Yeah, it's good!
You said it's good!
It's good, it's good!
Is it good?!
Why are you crying?!
Are you crying because you ate it?!
Why?!
Why are you crying?!
It's not like that!
It's not good!
Really?!
Are you serious?!
Look, look, look!
She's making vegetables!
Vegetables!
She's making vegetables!
Darling!
What is it?!
Is it bad?!
Then mix it with this! Mix it with this!
This is good!
This is good, darling!
Darling, this is good!
Darling, mix it! Mix it!
It's all stuffy...
Why can't I eat old people's food?!
It's disgusting!
You just broke my stomach!
Don't eat our food!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Niigaki! What's wrong?
She's crying.
What's wrong?
She's crying.
What's this?
Everyone eat it.
Here you go, Mocha.
Here you go.
What did you eat?
What's this?
You can't eat it!
You can eat it!
I'll eat it.
See you later!
Right?
It's good.
His eyes are shaking.
Did you eat it?!
I can't.
You can't eat it!
When I marry Yasui, I eat her food all the time!
When Yasui goes to bed, she goes to the bathroom and eats her food.
While thinking of Takahiro Tako...
What?!
What's with Kei-chan's bento box and all that?!
It's weird!
Um, yeah, I thought of one thing.
In a live performance, Kei-chan faces the camera and kisses.
Then, everyone, like Taka-san and Nakai-kun, imitate it and the fans go...
Ugh!
Okay, I'll do it.
It's not like I'm begging you or anything!
Even though you're not begging me!
Everyone, you're amazing!
I'm really happy about it!
You can be happy about it!
Yes!
You can't be happy about it!
Because it's the last time you'll be like "what?!"
Everyone, you're amazing!
Let's continue!
Yasuda-kei who walked with Yutan-kun
has summarized his footsteps up until now in detail.
Project... Kemeko.
Now, he's become a national idol.
Among them, there was one member who made a lot of noise.
Her name is Yasuda-kei.
The music is scary!
The drama is about a battle between Yasuda-kei and Kemo-kei,
who have established their own characters through the rough waves of the Kemo Sea.
Kemo! Kemo! Kemo!
Nice to meet you!
In 1998,
from his debut,
he was about to make a big leap forward.
He's a male comedian.
Here you go!
Yasuda joined the company just at that time.
Oh!
There are three of you!
Among the large crowd of people,
it was finally time for each and every character to be seen.
Hey, laugh!
I was going to play rock-paper-scissors with you, but you said "OK"!
OK!
The first player is Johnson.
Yoga!
Mom, you can do it!
What do you cook?
Soccy or something like that.
Let's go!
Are you going to cook something?
What are you going to cook?
Nakazawa, who plays the role of comedian.
Who is it?
What do you want?
I don't know what you're talking about!
As each of them built their characters, Yasuda's existence was buried.
There was only one video tape that told that story.
"Utaban Unreleased Tape".
Yasuda, you're in Freetown, right?
What happened to your school?
I quit.
Why?
I'm scared!
Why did you quit school?
Because I didn't like studying.
Scary!
Yasuda, that perm is a failure.
Why is that?
You're a little old.
Huh?
How do you feel about it?
I thought I'd make it a little flashy.
Flashy or old?
Hotta?
No, no!
You know, you have to go forward more!
You, you know, go forward more!
Go forward more!
Even Nakai's advice didn't help Yasuda.
The person involved repeated it.
To be clear, it wasn't a normal situation for "Utaban".
I don't want to do it!
In "Morning Musume", as more and more characters appeared and it got more interesting,
she was always nervous and it didn't get interesting at all.
You can take off your glasses!
At the time, when we looked at Yasuda's screen, it looked like it had gotten a little dark.
It was like that.
In 1999, when "Love Machine" was in the first place, Yasuda was struggling with his lack of character.
What is this? What is it? Money? Money?
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
Even Nakai's help couldn't reach Yasuda.
And then, a once-in-a-lifetime chance called "Kuchimoni".
"Kuchimoni" and "solo" - which do you choose?
Right now, I need a partner, so "solo" is impossible.
See? You know it well!
Yes, I know.
I can only speak as much as I count in the singing room, so I can't speak alone.
Even with only three people in a unit, Yasuda can't bring out his own color.
However, the weather unexpectedly arrived early.
For Yasuda, this episode became a memorable broadcast.
It's rude!
I thought all of this would be the beginning of it all.
Who are you?!
An artist who doesn't exist in this world.
An artist who doesn't exist in this world?
I want to do something new.
Is that what you're aiming for, Yasuda?
That's right.
Huh?!
I'm going to go crazy!
Go crazy?!
A reaction that resounds if you hit it.
At last, Yasuda's excitement began.
Face this camera and go!
Wow!
I won't do that!
I won't do it!
See? The usual one!
While being in an idol group, they treat idols as if they were not.
That is the world of Yasuda Dokizu, who does not forgive other Shizus.
Shizu, who sacrifices herself for Yasuda.
And a new character of Yoshizawa, who loves Yasuda, was born.
In addition, Daimyojin Special made Yasuda's popularity real.
That day, Yasuda was the only one who was successful and achieved a viewing rate of 19.4%.
Yasuda!
After all, Yasuda did not leave a genius like Yoshizawa behind.
As a result, it became such a stubborn character that does not exist in the TV market.
That was amazing.
Well, I guess Yasuda created one era.
Yasuda!
In the evening, Yasuda bloomed a flower called "beauty" that no one can imitate.
In front of the TV, Yasuda laughed.
Yasuda encouraged me.
Yasuda gave me the courage to live.
May 5, 2003.
Yasuda Kei graduates from Morning Musume.
The day she was teased was youth itself for her.
Manager!
Give me a pat on the back!
Amazing!
This is a masterpiece!
How do you feel now, Mr. Hidasa?
It used to hurt a lot back in the day.
It still hurts now!
It doesn't hurt anymore!
It feels like a full-body daboku!
Does it?
This world doesn't exist without pain.
It used to be embarrassing back in the day.
It's still embarrassing now!
Is that so?
That's fine.
I'm embarrassed to say hello again, but I'd like to start.
Yasuda E.
I only spoke with Yasuda in the singing room.
But over the past five years, we've made many discoveries.
It's not only for me, Masahiro Nakai, and the host, Takaguchi Ishibashi.
There's a beginning because there's an end.
I hope you'll continue to work hard as a new start.
And I hope you'll create another era by yourself.
I don't think we'll meet again.
I don't think I'll come to the singing room again.
And when we run into each other in other songs in the hallway,
please don't speak to me.
She already told me about me.
No...
I had to like you from the beginning.
No, thank you for taking care of me.
Wait a minute.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Then...
Let's start with Ishiba-san.
Wait a minute.
Ishiba-san, your face...
Wait a minute.
Shoji-san.
Shoji-san, are you there?
Please fix your face.
Wait a minute.
I'm about to cry.
I'm sorry.
Right?
Osugi and P-ko are also doing it.
Yes, yes, yes.
Right?
Taka-san, you don't have to...
I'm sorry.
Please calm down.
Yes.
Ishiba-shi and Takaaki-san...
Your last message...
Yasuda-e...
Please.
Yasuda-e...
No...
Let me call you...
Kei.
Why?
I wanted to...
talk with you more.
I wanted you to know about me.
I also...
wanted to know you more.
I really...
don't think I can see you anymore.
Entertainment world...
I know you have a lot of things waiting for you.
But...
I want you to say this word...
to Kei...
for the last time.
What is it?
When you're in pain...
When you're sad...
Use these words...
and get through it.
Use them!
What is it?
I want...
to see you again.
I want you...
to come here now.
But I know...
I was happy...
just being with you.
Goodbye...
Ah, the rain has stopped.
Ah, you won't come back.
I was confident that I could love you forever,
but you're getting farther and farther away.
Let's say goodbye for today.
Come on, up for one day?
I want to cast a net fortune-telling for you who lost.
Up for one day?
I want to cry and kiss you.
I want you to wait for me like this forever.
Goodbye, love storm.
It started raining and it started raining.
Ah, I'm all alone.
Since the day I didn't have a phone,
Ever since then I guess...
I forgive you because you're me,
Don't let me cry anymore.
I'm for one day!
Connecting in my hometown Ah, putting my name on a toy ring I'm for one day!
I'm for one day!
Sayonara koi fubuki Farewell, love breeze.
Ah, the rain stopped.
Ah, you're not coming.
Well, Morning Newsmen, Yasutake, it's time for you to say goodbye.
This is the last time.
Crying or laughing, this is the last time.
Yes.
The last goodbye.
I've been thinking about it a lot, but I'll say goodbye behind this singing set.
Wow!
Then, everyone, from that door...
Where are you going?
Is it okay?
Wow!
What?
What is it?
Wow!
It's amazing from the entrance.
It's amazing from the entrance!
Wow!
It's scary!
You can't come in!
Wow!
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Wow!
It's scary!
I can't do it, I'm going away.
I'm sorry!
What is this?
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
What is it?
Aaaaaaah!
Oh, my God!
Everyone watching TV for the first time,
the talk set of a singing band has become like this.
Wow!
Now, everyone, is it okay?
From now on...
Only Yasuda can enter.
Wait a minute, why is that?
A first-class celebrity can't enter.
I don't care!
Only Yasuda can cross over Sanzu's face.
Lastly, a word for Yasuda.
Yasuda-san taught me a lot of things.
Even when I was depressed,
she understood what I couldn't say.
She asked me "what's wrong?"
And she solved my problem for me.
How can I say...
She told me how much she loved "morning girls".
I don't feel like I'm graduating yet,
but I'll do my best to be like her!
Good luck!
That's a great message.
I might be taken away and lost.
Lastly!
This is a present from "Utaban".
This is the last present from "Utaban".
Yasuda will sing this song alone!
Please welcome, Yasuda Kei!
A woman and a baby born in Ibaramichi.
It's been a little while and five years.
When I look back, I can only rely on my singing bowl.
Ah, one woman, Yasuda Kei.
Where will one of you go from now on?
Now I'll make you drink and sing and risk my life.
To Amaningo.
Unable to hide my emotions,
One day you took them away from me.
If it's not someone else's fault,
Can I kill you?
Sleepwalking, hiding in a room,
Lying down on a chair,
A waterfall in the distance rises up and shakes down.
Beyond your shoulders, you can see the mountains.
Even if I can't go back, is it okay?
I want to cross your shoulders
With my blood burning black.
To Amagigo.
That was "Yasuda Kei's" last performance!
She may never sing again in this world!
Please invite me again!
It was wonderful!
So you sang it seriously!
I sang it seriously!
Of course!
Your eyes were so strong!
Now, Yasuda Kei!
Your last performance!
You'll be taken away!
No! No!
You'll be taken away!
You're in a different world now!
You'll be taken away!
Don't go!
Watch out!
I got hit!
Kei!
Bye-bye!
Kei! Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Do your best in that world!
Don't call me!
I'm a little scared!
Kei!
This way!
Kei!
Nagasawa is calling you!
This way!
Kei!
Kei is calling you!
Kei!
What?
What's this?
Bye-bye!
Everyone!
Let's sing together!
Bye-bye!
Everyone!
Let's sing together!
Bye-bye!
Raise your head!
Kei!
Bye-bye!
Kei!
I'm so happy!
She's gone!
Kei!
Why did you go?
Bye-bye!
She's gone!
From now on,
Yasuda Kei will take care of herself warmly.
Now, let's do the MC set!
Let's do it.
There's nothing, right? It's okay, right?
We all have to think about the post-Yasuda position.
That's right!
That lost Yasuda's hole is big, isn't it?
That's right! It's like when you go to a major in FA.
The hole itself is big, you know.
There's nothing here, right?
Yasuda's head is falling.
Seriously?!
Wow! Scary!
You did it!
My hole won't be taken away so easily.
Wow! Scary! It's coming up a little! Seriously?!
Seriously?!
Yasuda's doll fell just now!
It was there all the time.
It's a Yasuda Kei doll made by famous pottery artist, Miura Shurei.
What's this?
Ah!
Yasuda doll, made by a famous pottery master, was often seen in accidents when it first appeared.
Oh, my face!
Scary! Scary!
The fragment of the face looked like a soul had settled in it.
My face! My face!
Since that day, this doll with Masahiro Nakai's face on it has never fallen down.
This is scary!
Scary! Scary!
It's a curse! It's a curse, Yasuda doll!
No, no, no!
I'm really scared now!
I'm scared!
What are you going to do if it doesn't fly?
No! No!
It keeps falling down!
Scary! Scary!
Yasuda! Keep moving! That tree!
When many people come to the gig, does it become 12 people?
It becomes 15 people.
Does it increase?
New members, 4 people.
That's not it.
Next, 4 people will come in, right?
Yes, 4 people will come in.
Next, it will finally be Johnson.
What? Me?
It's a place change ceremony.
Yes.
When you graduate...
Ah! Ah!
When you graduate, it will be Johnson or Dutch.
There's a rumour.
The person next to you in the love machine jacket graduates first.
It's all true.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
I'll do it!
It's okay!
No, I really don't know! This is really scary!
What is it?
Kei-chan's ancestors must have been angry!
Wow, it's shaking!
Someone must have been angry!
Only one!
It's like an earplug!
It's okay! It's okay! Everyone has it!
Everyone, bye-bye!
It's okay! It's okay!
At the end, do it calmly and then do it one by one!
Do it calmly!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're not dead yet!
In order! Line up!
If you don't do this properly, you'll be scared later!
Orosaka and Nisao are scary!
I'm really scared!
Everyone, line up! In order!
Okay, here we go!
I can't do it! I can't do it!
Kei-chan, this is really scary!
What's wrong with you?!
Didn't you do something weird?
I didn't do it! No one told me!
And your face is cracked!
My face is cracked!
See you! Bye-bye!
Bye-bye!
What?! Why?!
Let's pray!
Let's say "bang, bang" together!
One, two...
Thank you!
You're weird!
Kei-chan, you can do it!