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It's time for this week's singing show.
Yes.
"Giants" and "Keganin" are getting more and more popular.
We're in a bit of a pinch.
What should we do? It's the worst!
I was wondering if it was me.
Then you should tell Hana-san.
Second.
It's me.
Shall we begin?
Yes.
Let me introduce our first guest of the night.
She's become a member of a new group.
Please welcome Minimoa!
Good evening!
You've become a new member.
Good evening!
You're green.
Yes, I am.
Why is that?
I don't understand.
No.
How is your English studies?
Pardon me?
You don't know, do you, woman?
But now I know where I'm from.
You know where you're from now, don't you?
That's perfect.
What about Saitama?
Saitama.
It's not Urawa anymore!
It's not Urawa anymore.
Has it changed?
I just found out!
You're more stupid than an idiot!
When we were young, Saitama was Urawa.
Has it changed?
When you say "stupid," it's painful for me, you know?
After all, Makai-kun is stupid, you know!
I can't say any of them.
But now I know!
What is "shitchi" in Saitama dialect?
When we say "shitchi," we want you to say "shisshi."
I want you all to say "shisshi."
You're already in your forties, and I'm having so much fun talking stupid.
We usually say it together.
And with that said, everyone...
Now that we're here, we've prepared a game for you to see how much you know about Tettete Games.
Here it is!
The Takahashi & Yei Game!
Let's get started!
Here it is!
I love chome chome.
Now, what exactly does Takahashi love?
Please write it down for us.
- I know. - Should I write mine too?
- Don't let me see it! - It's food.
- Huh? Food?! - Food?!
- Huh?! Food?! - Food?!
- What else does she like? - What does she like?
- If you have food like that, please write in kanji. - What?!
- What?! What's food in kanji?! - Huh?! What?!
- Is that kanji?! Food?! - One kanji?!
- One kanji?!
- There's katakana in it, too. - What?!
Hiragana and kanji?
There's also hiragana.
What?!
Huh?!
Get out of my way!
Kanji and katakana and hiragana!
Okay.
Okay!
Are you ready?
Okay, let's start with Mika-chan.
Ta-dah! Tuna bowl.
Okay, Kabo-chan.
Sashimi.
Kanji and katakana and hiragana...
She might have gone somewhere nice.
Okay, Tsuji-chan.
Why did you come up with this?
Oh, I made a mistake.
You came up with whatever you wanted, didn't you, Ume?
It's not like that. It's not like that.
See?
I often think that I'm from Fukui.
If you think about it...
What is it?
I'm from Fukui, so I have katakana, kanji and hiragana.
That's all I have.
What is it?
Ta-dah!
Sashimi of firefly squid.
Get out of my way!
Why?!
That's all you have, isn't it?!
That's because...
See? I thought I gave you a really good answer!
Tsuji has changed her answer. What is it?
Miso katsudon.
Idiot!
You don't know kanji, do you?!
Katsu is kanji, but I don't know what it is.
Katsu is not kanji.
Miso katsudon!
Ah, it's good! It's good!
That's right!
The correct answer is...
Um...
That's right!
Miso katsudon!
She said it! She said it!
She got it wrong!
Yes.
If it's sauce katsudon, does that mean you put sauce on katsudon?
No, no, no. It's different.
So, um...
It's just sauce.
Katsudon... katsudon...
You know katsu, right?
You soak katsu in sauce.
Come here, cabbage.
I didn't soak it in cabbage, but...
Idiot!
Soak it in cabbage!
You can soak it in cabbage, too!
I like to go to Europe and...
Put katsu on top of rice...
And...
Put sauce on top of it...
And rice tastes like sauce and is delicious.
Right?
Then it's correct, right?
I didn't forget it at all.
You're not supposed to eat it like that!
I want it!
Do it!
Katsudon!
You got it right!
Yay!
I didn't get it right?
Damn it!
I'll go home and sign up for Kyrie TVS!
Here is the first question!
I always carry chome chome with me!
I don't know...
What is it?
Do you always carry it with you?
Not always, but when I'm on tour...
I don't know!
But do you always carry it with you?
Yes, yes...
One, two...
Next is...
Panties!
Panties?
Don't you always carry panties with you?
But... but...
Not everyone does!
Next is...
Favorite towel!
What do you have?
I have one too, but...
Ai-chan has one, right?
Yeah.
It's red and worn out, but...
You can't sleep if you have it?
Yeah.
That's what Aka-chan says a lot.
Me too.
Towel, for sure.
My basket is stuffed toy.
Stuffed toy?!
It's always big.
Oh, when you go to the hotel?
You know how hotels are cramped?
Yeah, the rooms?
Yeah, you go in too close.
You know, like a mirror.
Like this.
Close your eyes! You can't see anything!
Like this!
You do it like this, and you feel safe next to it.
Oh, like...
You can't sleep in the middle.
Oh, that's true.
You can only sleep on the edge of the wall.
But in the future, if you have a boyfriend or something, you'll be hated for sure.
Really?!
Even if you hug and say, "Let's sleep together,"
I'd rather sleep on the edge of the wall.
That's funny, probably!
You were stuck on the edge of the wall.
Wow! That's kind of you!
Let's sleep on the edge of the wall!
Oh, Julie!
Okay, Mika!
Okay, um, DVD player!
Oh, that's a good one!
Oh, player!
DVD player!
It's for mobile phones.
You used to watch it a lot when you were moving buses, right?
Not at all!
You guys are geniuses!
You're from Fukui!
Yeah.
If you're from Fukui and you're traveling, you can't do it slowly without this!
Oh, here it is! Bus sushi!
Bus sushi!
It's delicious!
It's delicious, isn't it?!
If you have it, you can go wherever you want...
You know, when you're hungry...
It's nice, right? Bus sushi.
You always have bus sushi with you.
I do!
Okay, here's the answer!
Correct!
Yes! Kago-san is correct!
Look!
It says so!
Yes.
What does it say?
Um...
Once...
When I was little, I went to the beach.
When I went to the beach, my mom had a red towel and it was cold.
I wore it and slept on it at the beach.
And even after that, that warmth...
Not warmth, but I became a sheep when I went to sleep.
That's not true at all.
Why do you change your clothes every day?
The next question is the final question.
Here it is!
"Ochokin, hayashi nama" means "chome chome".
What?
"Utaban" is sponsored by...
The next question is the final question.
Here it is!
"Ochokin, hayashi nama" means "chome chome".
What?
"Ochokin"?
Ochokin
Talking like regular people.
Give me money. Give me money.
Give me money.
Give me money, cinema.
Give me money.
Okay, answer please.
Quick. Quick. Quick.
Please do it quickly.
Quick. Quick. Quick.
Quick, cinema.
Quick, please.
Okay, giving you money is something you have to do quickly.
So, let's go from the three of us.
What does he say? "Study now!"
What does Aikago say? "Go to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom! Go to the cinema!"
I go the same way. "Go to the bathroom now!"
You write a lot!
I can write like this.
You can write like this?
Yes, it's okay.
Pika-chan's handwriting is good.
Yes, her handwriting is good.
Amazing!
Yes, then, Ichibashi-san?
If you lower your salary, you'll get a commission, so let's watch a movie.
What?
Is it that long?
It's not that long.
Go to the cinema!
Go to the cinema now!
If you're connected, it's perfect. If you're not, it's not connected anymore.
Yes, it's Seiza. "Seiza, hurry up and do it."
She said it!
She told me about it the other day!
She said something about it!
It's funny!
Do you say it when you're scolded?
That's right.
Hurry up and do it, Seiza.
Hurry up and save up.
It doesn't work for me.
Hurry up and do it, Seiza.
I've heard of it.
Hurry up and do it, Seiza.
It's frustrating.
It means "do it."
Do it.
I see.
Yes.
So, Ishibashi-san couldn't answer any of the questions.
Me neither.
Mika-chan couldn't either.
I'm sorry.
Do you want to dance?
Yes, let's do it!
Yes!
Wow...
I wonder where Shimane's Matsue is.
I found out that Aichi prefecture is Nagoya.
When you went to Nagoya, did you ever wonder what prefecture this was?
I thought it was Nagoya.
Nagoya prefecture?
Nagoya is...
I didn't know there was a prefecture like that.
Meisanhi.
Meisanhi is really easy.
Have you eaten it before?
Um...
Sasakama.
It's like Sasakama.
Sasakama.
Sashimi is...
Shake your butt.
Sashimi is...
When you say "sashimi", everyone gets excited.
What is "shimotsukara"?
I've never eaten it.
You haven't?
Salted salmon head...
Daikon...
Where is it from?
Carrot...
It's a carrot!
It's similar.
Where is it from?
Utsunomiya.
I don't know about this.
I've never eaten "shimotsukara".
What is "shimotsukara"?
"Shimotsukara"...
You don't know any special choreography?
"Shimotsukara"...
It's a sea expression.
What is this?
It's a sea expression.
It's like you're wearing it.
I'm tired too. I'm tired too.
That was funny. "I'm tired too."
Aren't you going to do it with me?
Music, start!
This is fun!
Kokkaido is Sapporo, Otsuki is Sapporo, Nane is Aomori, Akita is Iwate, Noboyoka is Noboyoka, Nankotsuba is Nankotsuba, Fukushima is Yamagata, Hiyagi is Sendai, Sashikama is Sashikama, Ibaraki is Nomitomi, Tochigi is Utsunomiya, Shimizuki is Shimizuki, Saitama is Saitama, Yamanashi is Kofu, Fukui is Fukuho, Kumano is Maebashi, Kanagawa is Yokohama,
Chippei is Chippei, Chibani is Tokyo, Nagano is Yoshitoka...
This is pretty intense, seeing as you've solved such a song before, you're pretty flexible
What song was this?
If you don't play it by ear, it will play backwards
Yes...
mouthpiece singer, can you remember?
No, no, you can't do that.
You can't do it this time!
Have you ever been to a concert?
Yes, I have.
The first concert I went to was Morning Musume.'s concert.
You went to see it?
Yes.
You go to see it or go to see it in Kadozawa, don't you?
If it's in Namoya...
You can't go to Namoya, can you?
I went to Mozupu, Miyagi...
Over there...
Miyagi?!
It's not over here at all!
Over there...
Miyagi?!
What?!
That's not it!
That's all for today!
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