AISubs v3.5
Alright, it's time for this week's "Motoban"!
What's wrong, Shibata-san?
It's perfect.
It's perfect, isn't it?!
Which means that today, Fujimoto...
...will...
...do it for you!
That's right.
Well, Fujimoto will be the one to fill in the gaps that Gocchan doesn't have.
By the way, who will fill in Giants' Matsui's gaps?
Yoshinobu, of course.
Yoshinobu?!
Yes, yes, yes.
Which means that Gocchan was Matsui, right?
That's right.
That was a pretty big "FA", wasn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Who will fill in Peta-jin's gaps?
Peta-jin will be joining us in a little while, but there were about three of us.
Yes, yes, yes. Those three will fill in Peta-jin's gaps, right?
"Who is Mrs. Orga?" It's like that, isn't it?
Mrs. Orga is a Kemeko, isn't it?
Alright, it's time for this week's "Morning Musume." Here we go!
Good evening!
Um... there's too many people.
I'm left behind right now.
What is it?
This is my seat.
Um, this person...
This is...
Oh, that's right!
Hey, hurry up!
Fujimoto's not here yet.
He's not in yet!
Um, there's still 12 people left.
But why... why am I still here?
This is fine for now.
What?
I'm still here.
Then sit over there.
Oh, that's right!
That's my seat, right?
Sit down!
Hey!
Orga's over there!
Orga!
Orga, where are you?!
Orga, sit down!
Hey, this...
This is not the time for this!
Wow, that chair...
Why is Fujimoto sitting in such an amazing chair?
Wow, you're sitting in such an amazing chair.
I'm going to kick your butt today!
We're not going to get close to you!
I'm going to kick you in the face!
Stop it!
I'm going to kick you in the face!
It doesn't matter, but this costume doesn't look like Benjamin Do.
Benjamin Do?
It doesn't look like Yoshi in particular.
Benjamin Do?
It's okay, I'll put it in when it's out of stock.
Okay, let's talk about the new song.
What song is it?
It's Morning Musume.'s "Hyokori and Langeman".
Okay, everyone, please come forward!
I'd like you to teach me the choreography.
Okay, put your heads together.
Hyokori...
Here we go!
Hold up, hold up.
What is Olga doing?
I want to become human as soon as possible!
My handkerchief flew away.
My handkerchief!
You should have stopped her by saying "that's dangerous".
Everyone, pose for the camera.
Okay, pose for the camera.
What are you doing all of a sudden?
Trump.
What are you doing?
Trump, what Trump? What's going on right now?
I'm about to get pulled over.
She's about to get pulled over.
What about you, Johnson?
What I'm doing to save the dojo is...
Hold up, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
A 500m start?
You can't move like that.
No, I'm not!
Do the same pose! Do the same pose!
Do the same pose!
Is this the same game?
She's about to save the dojo!
What's your problem?
What's with this country bumpkin?
And you, Aragaki?
I'm Nigaki.
Nigaki is looking at her eyebrows.
And she's laughing at her eyebrows.
What about you, Yoro?
She's rolling up her sleeves.
Sleeves?
Sleeves? Like this.
And?
Hey, hey, Ai-chan, there's something there.
And?
Follow me.
What?
It's dangerous!
What's dangerous?
Don't look down! It's dangerous!
What's down there?
I don't know.
I don't know, but it's just dangerous.
It's dangerous! There's something down there!
And you, Yagu?
I'm an English teacher, so I have to say lines first.
Do you all have different situations?
Yes!
Ready, set, go!
What is it?
Hyokkori Hyotanjima!
Is that so?
This is Hyokkori Hyotanjima's choreography course.
Yasa...
Huh?
Taka-san will teach you Yasa's part.
Me?
Why do I keep forgetting every time!
Don't you forget sometimes when you get along?!
Whenever I go to an opening...
When Yaguchi was like...
Hi everybody!
Hi everybody, what am I saying?
When Hyokkori Hyotanjima went on stage...
You were dancing like that!
You get along with those people, right?!
Ah, please do it freely!
I'm self- объясration!
Self- объясration?!
They all do self- объясration!
They get drunk and dance.
I got drunk when I saw Mrs. Orga.
Can you show me Mrs. Orga?
She's Orga!
She's self-explanatory!
Can you show me Orga?
You're the main character!
Orga, there's only a few things left for me to do with you!
I want to take a lot of Orga's...
I don't want to!
If you can't do it under pressure, you can't do it alone!
Okay, Orga, go!
Okay, then...
Take off your beanie!
What was that?!
Why?! Why?!
You should have done it faster!
Take this off!
Take it off! Take it off!
"Take it off" is pretty good, too!
Okay, music, start!
"Take it off" is pretty good, too!
Here we go!
Look, it's good here.
Look, look!
That much...
Hey, K-neko, K-neko!
That much...
That's enough!
Until Emiro's part!
Hi, everybody!
Where?
We'll do it until we can!
Until we can!
Here we go!
OK, let's do it like this!
What's this?
It's like a movie!
OK, let's do it again!
OK, everybody!
Everybody gather up!
K-neko, over here!
Teacher, look over here!
OK!
Here we go!
Music, start!
Hi, everybody!
Hi!
Hurry up!
This is not good!
Matsura Aya here!
Are you having fun today?
It's amazing!
I think it's amazing that you did it all by yourself.
Do it like I just taught you.
Right now?
I don't want to do it alone!
You're crazy!
I'm going to win against Janelle!
Matsura Aya here!
Music, start!
Hi, everybody!
Hi!
Where?
It's amazing!
OK!
Hi, everybody!
Sit down!
"Piggy Bank" Quiz 100 people completed!
Let me introduce the winners.
First of all, seniors over the age of 18!
How do you feel?
"Senior" sounds too old-fashioned, doesn't it?
The way you say it is...
What is it?
"Senior" sounds like an old woman.
Huh? Huh?
And you?
I just turned 18 recently.
That's why you're a "Senior".
I'm a "Senior".
Shut up!
What are you doing?
Shut up!
Keep quiet!
Okay, I'll keep quiet.
And now, the "Young" team!
"Young" team!
You've improved a lot!
How did you improve?
Why did you become so tall?
Why did you join the "Junior" team?
"Young" team!
You just turned 17 last month!
That's right, there are many 17-year-olds here.
And the "Victory" team is...
"Hawaii" team!
Wow!
Are you a dog?
Let's get started with the first question.
Captain, please come forward.
"Hawaii" team!
Here's the question.
It's a common question in the city.
I asked 100 fortune-tellers.
There are five answers.
Out of "Morning Musume,"
who doesn't have "otoko-un"?
"Young" team!
"Olga"!
Okay, let's see.
"Young" team!
Wow!
We asked 100 people and only 65 people answered.
So, Olga!
Olga!
Mr. Olga!
That's a lot of people!
Okay, let's move on.
Kaorin!
Josun!
There are only 7 people left.
You can't answer in Korean.
Please raise your right hand.
Olga!
If you see "Olga!" say it!
All together now!
Olga!
Make that gesture.
Next one!
Yoshi!
Yes!
Unfortunate!
Yes!
Can you hold this?
Yes!
Next one.
Yes, Ishikawa!
Oh oh oh oh!
Eh, who is it?
What do you mean?
Yes, next challenge!
Oh, Yasuki!
Yaguchi!
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!
Oh oh oh oh!
Hey!
What do you mean?
Now, one more person, one more person!
What is it?
Isa-chan!
Who is Lisa-chan? Lisa-chan!
Ah ah ah ah!
Lisa-chan! Who is Lisa-chan? Lisa-chan!
Ah ah ah ah!
Abe-san?
Abe-san!
Yes, let's go!
Ah ah ah ah!
Yes, please!
Ah ah ah ah!
You're all seniors, aren't you?
I thought so! I thought so!
But Kei-chan, there are too many of you!
Too many!
Olga has 65 people.
I'm more than half of them.
Just now, our team was explaining "what is Olga?"
Do you know who Olga is?
Olga married her son's friend.
Ah, I know!
Ah, recently!
This morning, I heard about it.
They're good friends. They're good friends, right?
Yes, they're good friends.
Ah, recently!
Ah!
That's amazing!
Abe-san!
She's cool!
I knew it!
I'm good at dancing!
That's right, that's right.
That's right, I did it in the morning.
She loves kissing.
By the way, do you like kissing, Olga?
Well, I don't know about it.
Don't say "I don't know about it"!
So, have you ever kissed someone, Olga?
Ah, I forgot about it!
What are you talking about?
You have to kiss me!
I do!
What?!
I'm 22 years old!
I'm shocked.
Shocked?!
I'm shocked, too.
I'm shocked.
I'm so shocked!
I think there are many people watching this who are shocked.
Please kiss only those who are watching this.
I'm sorry.
Why?!
You guys are crazy!
CG! CG! CG! This is amazing!
What is this?!
It's alive! It's alive!
It's alive!
It's going to be born!
Her face is melting...
It's all muddy, but it's like "boing"
Boing
Yoshi, how was that?!
Um... you should put a filter on it.
(Laughter)
Let's change the field.
Let's move on.
Next, Captain.
(Music)
Do your best!
Yes, teacher.
Let's see.
I went to 100 elementary school students with my mother.
It's my mother. The answer is four.
Who looks scary as a mother among morning girls?
(Laughter)
Don't you need that womanliness?
Yes, senior team.
Which one?
Yes, how about it?
(Laughter)
See you!
Second place, but eight people.
It's better than that.
Hayashi!
No way!
(Cheering)
What?
57 people, Yasuda!
What?
Didn't you just say "Yasuda"?
What did you say?
I said "Yasuda".
(Laughter)
Yasuda! Yasuda! Yasuda!
Aze-san's answer was this, wasn't it?
The one who got the most points asked the quiz for free.
So, if Aze-san got it right, she would have said this, too.
Oh, I was about to get it right.
Oh, I was about to say it.
Kako-chan!
Ida-san.
Johnson!
(Cheering)
There's only one answer left.
If you open this up, it's almost like you're on a trip to Hawaii.
Next!
Rika-chan.
Why me?!
What do you think?!
You got a penalty.
Open it up.
Yaguchi-san!
Yaguchi!
You got it right!
You're fast!
Thank you!
I can see it now.
But this is a competition!
Did you ask everyone?
I did!
Did you ask 100 people or a fortune teller?
I asked my mom and elementary school kids.
Elementary school kids are scared of these four.
But as for Kemeko, Olga is already 57 years old.
She's doing it right!
But it looks like you're only looking at the photos of the senior team.
No, no, no!
For the last question, we'll give the senior team a chance to make a huge comeback!
We'll give you a bonus.
Really?!
Really!
What do you think?
After you get married, does Yasuda-san look scary?
How is your daily life, Yasuda-san?
No way!
Why me?!
You're scared of not being able to say it!
Let's move on.
Next question.
Yes, Captain!
Alright, let's go.
So far, as you can see, the score is 158-0,
which means that the young team is overwhelmingly stronger.
Now, let's move on to our regular guest, Kemeko- chan.
We asked 100 foreigners who work in Roppongi.
There are six answers.
Please look at this picture.
Yes.
Who is it?
It's Kemeko.
What do you think this person is doing in this picture?
Yes, Olga.
A singer!
Are there only two singers?
There are only two.
Huh?
Isn't it bad?
This is the worst. It's below me.
It's the worst.
Now, let's move on. Kago-chan.
A cabaret girl.
Now, let's see.
A singer!
It's a singer!
Now, let's look at this picture.
What do you think this person is doing in this picture?
It's difficult.
Yes, Tsuji.
Look at this.
It looks like a nude person.
Isn't it good?
A cameraman.
A cameraman?
Yes, there is.
Where is the cameraman from?
Now, let's move on.
A person who works in a convenience store.
A person who works in a gas station.
Who is it?
Now, let's look at the second question.
This is bad.
The telephone...
Telephone shop.
Yes, cherry blossoms in late autumn.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it's here.
Wait, what is it?
What is it?
Yes, I'll ask you again.
Is it too diagonal?
What is it?
The answer is useful for foreign people who work.
What is this person doing in this picture?
Yes, yes, yes.
Isn't it tiring?
No way!
Let's do it!
One, two, three!
New house!
Now, let's look at the fifth question.
What is it?
Samurai!
Yes, number three!
Professional wrestler!
And number one!
Geisha!
Ah, it's difficult.
There were many other opinions.
Well...
Young people,
Dutch men,
33 years old,
in my country,
they are very beautiful.
I want to go to that country!
Now, let's look at the final question!
Let's do it!
Morning Musume
We asked 12 people.
The answer is five.
Recently,
in Quebec,
what did you laugh about?
Ah, damn it!
Young people.
The face when dancing at concerts.
By the way, what was it like? At the concert?
Who saw it?
I'm looking at something.
Like this.
During the concert, in the middle of the song, it burned like this.
Burnt like a bug. Yes, how about it?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, one more time. How did it burn like a bug? By dancing?
There are about three times.
Like "Ah-Cho" and "Diet Hold Me" too.
Hey, smile!
Smile!
Smile for a while!
So it was a little disgusting.
I think it burned like a bug.
This is a hint!
During the concert, in the middle of the song, it burned like this.
Terasuke-man, raise your hand!
Yes, yes, go!
Yes, um...
He's serious about his wedding story.
What is it?
You know it!
Yes, I do.
What is it? A wedding story?
Who and who is it?
During the make-up, we lined up like this.
Like Kei-chan's worries, like everyone's worries.
Like "How old will I be able to get married?"
And like "I'm going in with looks, right?"
Beckham-san seems to have gotten bored.
It's already past.
Yes, yes, but...
While we were talking like that, I asked him...
He said "Of course, it has to be a foreigner."
But he said "If you make it so idealistic, it won't work."
Then, who should be Japanese?
If you ask me who, it's Nakai-kun.
Seija, what happened?
Excuse me, let me blur you.
Nakai-kun is amazing.
After Nakazawa, he's the second most passionate.
Stop it, really.
Don't say it as a joke.
Can't I say it as a joke?
I understand.
Next, Gago.
Can I say about Kimi-chan?
Wine bath.
Wine bath?
All over Japan.
What do you mean?
It seems like they put Japanese sake in it.
In the bath?
Yes, and they said "It's normal, right?"
Let's see how it is.
Next.
Kimiko running.
What is Kimiko running?
There is a way of running like Kimi-chan.
What is it like?
It's like this.
It's like this, right?
You're special.
Thank you.
At the concert...
The other day at Haropro...
She said "It's cheap."
What?
That!
Can you say it?
Please say it.
Wooden drum.
One, two...
Sweat!
There is one.
This...
It was amazing.
At the concert...
It was a three-floor concert.
Yasuda-san was really excited.
At We Are Live...
"Effort", "Future", "A Beautiful Star" and at the end of "Cool Music" we're facing each other and I'm sweating like crazy.
It's fine if it's only once, but even if it's more than three times, I'm sweating at the same place and I have a lot of sweat on my face.
It's not only sweat, but my face is also sweating a lot.
You're sweating a lot.
Yes, I'm sweating a lot.
But you can't hold back your enthusiasm, can you?
No, I can't.
You work hard, don't you?
Yes.
You hustle?
Yes.
Let's move on to the final results.
This is fun.
With 158 to 67, the young team wins!
This is a Hawaiian hot spring.
What is this?
This is a Hawaiian hot spring.
What is this?
This is a Hawaiian hot spring.
Everyone, please give it away.
Please enjoy it.
Thank you very much.
We won!
Please give us the award.
Good luck.
Yes.