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Rymoto is joining Morning Musubi!
Yes!
I don't know anything about this.
Then...
NO!
Eh?!
I've come this far.
It's not Morning Musubi's power.
I did it by myself.
It's my power!
Yeah.
You should go the day before yesterday, Tsunku!
Before that...
A few years ago...
I dropped out of the audition once.
You dropped out of it...
Even though...
Go in now!
Your belly is funny and makes me want to make tea!
That's difficult for a newcomer.
I think...
I think Mikiti should have said that.
It's a good attitude, isn't it?
If Ayaya joins Morning Musubi now...
Ayaya can't join, can she?
She'll be too early.
She hasn't talked to us yet.
No, no!
She's doing a show there.
Her career is...
How many years?
About a year.
About a year, isn't it?
Yes.
She doesn't know the messy parts of this world there.
What is it?
Yes.
She's in her 20s now.
How old is she?
Hmm...
She's been doing it since she was 19.
Hmm...
Wow, you're an old man.
She sold out in 1984 or something like that.
You're talking in various ways.
I don't know what's going on, but...
In this world...
Well, people sell out...
People sell out in groups.
People sell out in solos.
This is different, isn't it?
It's different.
Nakai-kun and I feel the same way.
In the case of Mikiti, she wanted to join a group at first,
but it broke her dream and she joined a solo band.
Yes.
Even though she joined a group before Kohaku.
Yes.
A group now?
No.
How did she say it?
Who did she say it to?
What did she say?
Well, Tsunku-san...
After Kohaku on December 31st,
we were alone in a meeting room.
Just the two of us.
Not even our manager or anyone else.
Just the two of us.
Did she kiss you?
She didn't!
Why didn't she kiss you, Tsunku?
Why would she kiss you, Tawa-san?
Why?
It's Kohaku!
It's been a good year!
Yes.
We were able to end it on a wonderful stage.
If I were Tsunku...
I have something to tell you.
Don't say "Ah, German" or anything like that.
Okay? Okay.
Don't say anything until I say okay.
Sit to the right a little.
It's closed.
Good work.
Teamwork!
That's how much we have to work together.
I'm not used to that position.
I'm not used to it for just the two of us.
It's weird.
Usually, Morning Musumen.
Was it Hello Works?
Hello Works!
This project called Hello Project.
The singing team contributes a lot, doesn't it?
Yes, of course.
Just like how Dakai said "Johnson" when he was in Kohaku.
I was looking over there.
Johnson!
At that moment, Johnson said...
How dare you call me Johnson, Dakai!
And he made a terrible face.
I personally made him laugh by myself.
Dakai, I'm not a singer. Don't call me Johnson.
I didn't know who he was.
But I was really scared of Johnson.
Don't call me Johnson.
I was laughing by myself over there.
When we were in Kohaku, he kept telling me "fail, fail!"
What do you think? It's terrible, isn't it?
Before you sang?
Yes.
Why are you so nervous?
Fail, fail!
Because you're a top butter, right?
If I were there...
You can do it!
When this is over...
Don't call me.
I'll tell you how I feel today.
What's that supposed to mean?
It's a cell phone number.
Is that all you think about?
That's why you're an amateur.
For us professional artists, our attitude is different.
Instead of asking for results for the actual performance...
we ask for 120% results.
120% results...
we ask for results...
and then...
Huh?
The sound came off.
That's not true, is it?
120%?!
That's not true, is it?
Was it louder than mine?!
Even if you say things like that, the audience might think it's true.
But the audience here...
"Audience" is what you say.
They're all amateurs, so they laugh when I sing.
They don't laugh?
They're all amateurs, so they don't know.
What do you know? Do you know that the sound came off?!
It didn't come off, did it?
Huh?!
You took it off.
I sang it properly, but you took it off?!
I took it off.
You took it off?!
I was surprised.
At SNAP's concert hall, our audience is like my "character."
So even if I took it off, it wouldn't matter.
But at NHK's "KOWAG" concert, there are fans of each artist.
They all tickled me.
Before I went on stage, I probably thought I'd mess up.
So you wanted to be friends with people who messed up?!
If they told me I messed up, I'd be encouraged.
But Miyuki Nakajima also got the lyrics wrong, right?
Miyuki Nakajima has been a singer for decades, but she knows "KOWAG" better than me.
She's nervous.
She's a newcomer, so of course she's nervous.
But that's not good.
Her career is shallow.
She's a "voicet" now.
What did you talk about?
Kiss?
Huh? What was it?
We went into the conference room and talked about "KOWAG."
We talked about "KOWAG."
We talked about our future with Fujimoto.
Like, "Morning Musume," "Dai Rocky," "We've decided to join!"
That's a weird story, too.
It's fine! We all have our own strategies.
That's why!
For example, in this show, we talk about Johnson, sports, and yesteryear.
Mom's Story, Te-Te-Te-Te-Te-Te...
Isn't it exciting?
I think I see Tsunku moving down and down.
When I say "okay", Mikiti and I go...
and Tsunku smells it.
That's when I think of doing it.
Even if I produce it...
No, it's not that kind of waterfall.
I don't know what you're talking about.
When I take pictures at school trip,
I try my best to look like that glorious waterfall that everyone is looking at.
Isn't it good?
Why do you feel like you have to join now?
Are you happy about it?
I feel like I'm having fun now.
No way.
You look like you won't lose to Morning Musume.
That's her power.
How was it, Nagai?
See? I told you I won't lose.
Right?
She has her own power.
You said you fell down once and you came back up again.
I didn't say that.
Do you think I did it all by myself?
Then you should become Sharan-kyu from now on.
You did it for me.
So you and Nagai said you won't get along with Morning Musume, right?
Of course.
When we were in Yaguchi...
What kind of place is that?
Ochiten, right?
Is that so?
Yes.
You said that about Ayaya quite a lot.
What's up with Ayaya?
She likes to make things public.
Hokkaido, right?
Hokkaido.
Hutch, Johnson, Hokkaido people, right?
Yes, Hokkaido people.
Are you kidding me?
Where are you going with that?
Johnson, I'm bored, let's go steal a broomstick or something.
I don't think we'll do that.
I think we'll get along.
Huh?
No, not that we'll get along, but...
Taka-san and Nakai-san...
Will you still get along with me?
That's different if you come alone or with Morning Musubi.
Our positions will change.
You'll end up like a depressed woman.
There was a depressed woman, right?
Where did she go?
You'll be in Yasuda's position, right?
Huh? That's not it!
You'll be there when Yasuda's gone, right?
If Yasuda's gone, everyone will call Fujimoto "Yasuda".
Don't say that!
You can say "former Yasuda".
Don't say that!
There's no "former Yasuda".
Then, can I be "Hajime Yasuda"?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can be "Yagurt's Yasuda".
That's not it at all!
Like this...
I'll show you a little.
You're pretty aggressive, aren't you?
I'll beat you up!
Don't look at me like that!
Morning Musubi...
Simulation...
Mikiti...
Go!
Fujimoto also had to shine among those 16 people, so he came up with various situations.
This is the autographs of Morning Musume. There are 3, 4, and 12 of them.
Oh! So you can make a 3-line poem!
Of course I can, but I'm a little scared of 7-line poems.
Fujimoto, you have to sign these autographs, so where and how do you sign them?
Here...
It's sticking out.
It's sticky, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Taka-san, what do you think?
When you're among Morning Musume, you feel like you're going to float away.
Here...
You have a red pen.
Here...
I see!
You feel like you're going to crush Morning Musume!
But it's red, so it doesn't float away.
It doesn't float away.
I feel like I'm going to float away before you do.
I don't think you can do it.
But I think there's something more difficult than signing autographs.
I think there is!
Without further ado, let's move on to the next poem.
The highest hurdle that Mitchie should face is self- promotion in the crowd!
What action should he take to show his personality to the fullest?
Go for it, Mitchie!
That's amazing!
When I think that person won't be there anymore, I feel a little sad.
I think self-promotion is a must.
So, let's have Fujimoto come in and do the "bang" action.
Fujimoto, please come in to the back of the second row.
Music, start!
Hey, your face!
Which one made the impact just now?!
Yasuda-san.
Yasuda-san?!
Where are you, Taka-san?! Taka-san, show us!
Please!
You know, "bang" is usually faster.
Yes, yes.
For me, it's like "I'm a little short," but it doesn't work in the entertainment world at all.
It doesn't work?
If you're right-handed, it's about this much, right?!
Yes, yes.
In short, here...
Even if you're right-handed...
Yes, yes.
I think it's the same for rugby, too.
If you can make a clean line and in the end...
Excuse me!
If you can't do it well, you'll be caught in a mall at Kanto University of Science and Technology.
This isn't rugby. It's Morning Musume.
Music, start!
What?
I'll stop you!
You did it! You didn't get caught!
It's fine! It's fine! You shouldn't think about other people's business like that!
You have to hold it down.
You can fly!
You've done it before, right?
Yes.
You hold it down?
Yes, you hold it down.
If you have more skills, you can do it yourself.
It's attached here, right?
Yes.
So you hold it with your right hand and...
Your face is reflected!
It's reflected!
It's like this.
Your nose...
It's like "peace, peace!"
You have to do it like this.
It's fine! It's fine!
But you have to be able to do it like me!
I'll do it!
When you come in from the outside of the room...
I feel like I'm going to change it to number 3.
Well, that's fine.
It's fine.
You don't have to know that much. It's fine.
Yes.
The color will turn red.
Let's do it! Music, start!
You did it! You did it! You didn't get caught!
You did it!
It's fine! It's fine! It's fine!
Yazuda will come!
It hurts! It hurts!
Yazuda will come!
But before that...
You have to think about it for a long time...
When Mickey came in, Yazuda wasn't there!
Taro-san, do you have a present for us?
Well, like I said earlier, I think it's quite difficult for one of the members to express themselves.
It's a limited edition, but I've prepared a special present for you.
Oh! Thank you!
It's a huge present, but please take a look at it.
The first cut of the song is from Mickey.
It's not a group shot, it's a one-shot!
Two marks!
Once you zoom out, you can zoom in and back out!
Please do!
That's amazing!
This is my favorite chair.
It used to be called "gotoh seat".
It was only used by goths.
It's the farthest from me!
When I was lying down, I was always lying down next to you!
It was called "an amazing battlefield"!
Micty's special camera!
What does this mean?
Is it something you can do super slow?
Yes, it's always been here.
I want you to see every single sweat on Micty's face.
I don't want to!
There's also a motion control camera for Micty!
When you catch a prey, you turn everyone into Micty!
I don't think there's much merit in it.
This is my card!
I need electricity!
You have to stay on top of me while I'm talking!
Not like this!
How do you do it?
Like this!
You can't talk!
You can't see me!
I have one like this!
It's like a Sapporo cabaret!
Excuse me, everyone! This is the basic pose!
You're ugly!
Excuse me, this is the basic pose!
It's kind of...
See?
This is it!
It's nice!
Right?
It's nice!
So!
Is the first cut from Micty?
Is it Micty's special camera?
Or is it Fuka Fukai?
Or is it Manga-p?
Yes.
Which one?
Which one do you want?
Then next to you, Fuka Fukai!
Don't you like it?
No, no, I think it's fine, but...
You're going to make a lot of noise!
Sorry!
This song was brought to you by these sponsors.
Johnson, prepare some funny answers for us!
Are you strict?
Are you going to grill me like a fish?