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Morning Musume's game "Famous Strategy" has reached 2,000 viewers!
Morning Musume has been in the show for 4 and a half years now.
We've challenged you to many games.
There was "History Game", "Dodgeball"...
"Oshikura Manjuu", "Chouzuru Nesshou"...
Back in the day, we didn't know where to put our seats.
We were risking our lives.
That's right.
From now on, we're going to challenge all of you again with "Famous Strategy" game.
And for the MVP, we're going to give you "Super Luxury Items".
These are the "Super Luxury Items" that Morning Musume is hoping for!
Super Luxury Items
However, what's strange is Ishikawa Rika's item.
Ishikawa Rika's item is...
Why is it Ishikawa Rika's item?
It's not that. I wanted something different.
Inside, there's black chicken.
Is it your first time playing Morning Musume's game?
Yes, it's my first time.
Please introduce yourself.
Oh, I'm Kaga-kun. Thank you for having me.
Kaga-kun...
You were on TV for a while.
Did you know?
I did know.
I'm Kaga-kun's older brother, Kaikai Sengen!
Everyone, please do your best for the "Super Luxury Items" game.
Game, start!
Morning Musume.'s game strategy 2000 people touch ball battle!
Let's start!
First is me and higher up, Gaia!
Let's go!
Go!
Come out!
Where should I go?
Go!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
It's really scary!
Uwaa!
This guy is always like this!
Scary!
My personal choice is...
Uwaa!
Scary!
Don't just stare at Ishikawa!
No, no, no, don't do that.
No, no, no!
It's scary, isn't it?
Uyaguchi!
Uwaa!
It's getting scary!
Uwaa!
Paisji! Paisji!
Are you okay?
Please!
It's scary!
No, no, no!
No!
I've never thrown such a strong ball!
That's too bad.
It's scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary!
Don't just stare at this fight!
That fight was good!
If you hit Yoshi, he'll go in again!
Run! Run!
Yoshi!
It's scary!
If you hit Yoshi again, he'll go in again!
Run!
Uwaa!
Paisji!
It's scary!
Yoshi, hit him!
Help me!
Yoshi, die!
Everyone, kill Yoshi!
Yoshi, hit him!
Next!
Yoshi, hit him!
Awesome!
Yoshi, hit him!
Everyone, kill Yoshi!
Yoshi won!
It's fun!
It's like a movie!
It's so good!
It's long!
"Balloon Bad Boy" game!
Now that "Balloon Bad Boy" game is over, everyone has an air pump behind you,
but is there anyone who would like to fill this pump with air?
Yes!
I'll do my best today as well.
I've been doing this for 35 years.
I've won four awards.
I'm Air Irezo.
Where do you get your work done?
What?
It's basically on TVS, but sometimes on Teletubbies as well.
Nice to meet you.
What's your name again?
I'm Air Irezo.
Is "Air-san" okay or "Irezo" okay?
"Air-no" is better.
So that's how it is.
Nice to meet you.
Now, let's get started.
I'll answer your questions.
Please remember the answers of the people in front of you.
Okay.
If the balloon breaks, you lose.
Okay?
Now, let's get started.
I have a question.
Okay.
The size of the balloon is different for everyone.
One of you is bigger than the other.
The size of the balloon is different for everyone.
Kaga-kun, what do you mean?
It's a rule.
I'll do as you say.
The question is...
I'm scared.
National anthem!
What?
Let's do it together.
One, two...
It starts with "konno".
Yay!
Cocon Tozai Game!
Yay!
Start!
Nippon...
America!
Nippon, America, France!
Nippon, America, France, Italy!
Nippon, America, France, Italy, China!
Nippon, America, France, Italy...
Not China...
Nippon...
Genta-san, you're a little stronger than usual.
No, it's because I talked a lot with the members.
Hey, hey, you guys are amazing.
Okay, next.
Wait a minute.
You guys are amazing.
From the beginning?
Okay, next. Let's do it one more time.
Ishikawa-san.
One, two...
Japan, America, France, Italy, China, Australia.
Japan, America, France, Italy, China, Australia, L.A.
L.A. is...
What is L.A. in English?
Los Angeles.
Is Los Angeles a country?
Is it a country?
It's in the United States.
What? L.A. isn't enough?
L.A. isn't enough?
Los Angeles is an American country?
That's right.
Damn it!
What is that?
Okay, Yoshi is out of the game.
Okay, next.
We'll do Todo-fuken.
I want to go home!
Stop it!
You should've done it sooner!
You shouldn't do it like that!
If you say anything noisy, L.A. will get mad!
You're getting involved in the show!
Everyone, apologize to L.A.!
If you don't hurry up, you'll end up in a tent!
What kind of tent is it?
The tent is...
T... TV champion.
What kind of TV champion?
TV champion?
You don't have to be like that!
It's a TV champion...
plastic model competition.
Okay, next!
Okay, okay.
Which one do you want?
A pot of ingredients.
One, two...
Tofu.
Shungiku.
Tofu.
Shungiku.
Radish!
Tofu.
Shungiku.
Radish.
Mochi.
Tofu.
Shungiku.
Radish.
Mochi.
Fishcake.
Fishcake?!
What?!
What's with "fishcake"?!
Fishcake!
Fishcake?!
Fis...
Hmm...
Fishcake!
Wait what?!
Next! If you think it's dangerous, say something convincing to Eia-san.
If you don't, she'll get mad.
Next, Ishikawa-san!
Tofu, shungiku...
Tofu, shungiku, daikon, mochi, nappa, hakusai...
Isn't nappa and hakusai the same thing?!
Why?! Why shungiku?!
I'm scared!
Hakusai is fine, right?!
It's fine!
Hakusai is fine, right?!
Even if you're scared, you're still Ishikawa-san, right?
Next!
You!
Ready and...
Tofu!
Don't come this way!
Shungiku!
Matsutake!
Nigari!
I told you Matsutake!
Tofu, right? Shungiku!
Daikon!
Mochi!
Nappa!
Chinese cabbage!
Beef!
Beef?!
You don't like it, do you?!
You don't like beef, do you?!
Tofu! Shungiku! Daikon! Mochi! Nappa! Chinese cabbage!
What was it?
Wait a minute! What was it?! What was it?!
Ah! Beef! Beef! Maroni!
Eh?! What?!
Maroni!
There's maroni!
Maroni!
Come!
Come over here!
Tofu! Shungiku!
Wait a minute!
Tofu! Shungiku!
Daikon! Mochi! Nappa! Chinese cabbage! Beef!
Maroni-chan!
- Salmon! - Salmon?!
- There's a different kind of salmon, right? - There is!
Tofu! Spring onions! Daikon! Mochi! Nappa! Chinese cabbage! Beef! Maroni! Salmon! Shiitake mushrooms!
Tofu! Spring onions! Daikon! Mochi!
- Wait... - Nappa! Chinese cabbage! Beef! Maroni! Salmon! Shiitake mushrooms! Um... Shiitake mushrooms!
- Tofu! Spring onions! Daikon! Mochi! Nappa! Chinese cabbage! Beef! Maroni! Salmon!
Huh?!
Stop it!
Hurry up and say it! Hurry up and say it!
Alright, next!
Taka-san's good points!
Alright, starting now! One, two...
Kind to children!
Kind to children! Interesting!
Kind to children! Interesting! Smart!
Kind to children! Interesting! Smart! Tall!
Kind to children! Interesting!
Huh?! Kind to children! Interesting!
Eyebrows are cool!
What did you say?!
Eyebrows are cool!
Excuse me!
Kind to children!
What is "kind to children" again?!
Hey, you big mouth!
Kind to children!
Isn't it?!
Eyebrows are cool!
Kind to children!
Interesting!
Eyebrows are cool!
OK, next!
You have to do it more!
OK, next!
OK, Nakai-kun's good point!
Who did you say?!
OK, let's go!
Ready, start!
Small face!
Small face! Hat suits you!
Small face! Hat suits you! Good dancer!
Eyebrows are... cool.
Small face! Interesting! Dance is cool!
Small face! Dance is cool!
Small face! Small face! Cool? Interesting?
- White hair? - No, no!
- Cool face? - Hat looks good on you?
- Can you dance? - Do you like eyebrows?
- Do you like Fukura sensei? - I said it! I said it! I said it! I said it!
- Why? It's correct! - But...
- It's not correct! - It's correct! But...
- It's correct? - It's not correct!
If you know it, put it in your mouth!
- I'll put it in my mouth. - Why is your mouth so big?
- Your face is small, your hat looks good on you, you're good at dancing, your eyebrows are cool... - They're not cool!
- Your eyebrows are... strong? - They're not!
- Your eyebrows are cool? - They're not!
- Do you like your eyebrows? - Do you like your clothes?
- Are you ready? - Yes!
Your face is small, your hat looks good on you...
- I know, I know, I know it! - What did you know?!
Your face is small, your hat looks good on you...
Uh... You are a good dancer!
You have nice eyebrows!
Why?!
Isn't she a good singer?
You are talking nonsense!
Koya-kun, you can't see her face!
Koya-kun, who is it?! Write it down!
It's the final round.
It's a draw! It's a draw!
If you don't hurry up, you won't make it to "Congratulations, Giant Army"!
You won't make it to "Congratulations, Giant Army"!
Next! Your favorite four-letter word!
Start!
I don't know!
Wait, wait...
"Shimen-soka"? (Four-letter word)
What?! What?! What?!
"Shimen-soka"! (Four-letter word)
Wait a minute!
What?!
You're kidding me!
What?!
"Iseki-ni-chou"! (Two birds with one stone)
Next, Takahashi!
"Shimen-soka" (Two birds with one stone)
"Shunka-shun-tou" (Four-letter word)
I don't know!
"Shunka-shun-tou" (Four-letter word)
What?!
No! Stop it! Stop it!
"Shunka-shun-tou" (Four-letter word)
They're four-letter words.
"Shimen-soka" (Two birds with one stone)
"Shunka-shun-tou" (Four-letter word)
"Ano-no-ano"... (Ghost)
"Neko-ni-shinju" (Ghost)
Let's go again.
One more chance!
One more chance, Kako! One more chance.
Um... Um... What is it?
Um... Uh... Death...
D... Dying to a cat...
Dying... Dying to a cat...
Dying to a cat...
I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
What are you saying?
Hurry up and say what you like!
I know! I know!
What is it?
Um...
Horses hit sticks.
Horses! Horses!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Um... Um... Um...
Hurry up, Gago! Hurry up! A new one! A new one!
A pig and a pearl! A cat and a pearl!
What? What?
Four-letter kanji! Four-letter kanji!
Four-letter kanji?
Anything is fine! Anything is fine!
Um... "A lifetime of fun" (issho-i tanoshii)
What? What? Wait!
Gago, you have a chance! One more chance!
Can I use four-letter kanji?
What? Four-letter kanji?
Anything is fine!
OK! OK! OK!
I'm scared!
"Two birds in one seat" (issho-i tanoshii)
"Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter" (issho-i tanoshii)
kagoai
kido ai raku
Ah! I got it! I got it!
"Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter" (issho-i tanoshii)
Um... "One seat" (issho-i tanoshii)
"One seat" (issho-i tanoshii)
Oh, I made a mistake. "Two birds in one seat" (issho-i tanoshii)
"Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter" (issho-i tanoshii)
kagoai
"Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter" (issho-i tanoshii)
Wait! Wait! Wait!
"One seat" (issho-i tanoshii)
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
"Two birds in one seat" (issho-i tanoshii)
Ah! Wait!
Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
Oh!
Wait! I'm really scared!
kagoai
What's next? "kago ai"
kagoai
kido ai raku
Ah! I got it! I got it!
I'm really scared!
Aitai domus
OK, next! "Historical figure" (rekishi jou no jinbutsu)
Wow!
OK, OK, OK, OK!
Ready, go!
"Himiko" (himiko)
Perry
"Himiko" (himiko)
Perry
nakatomi no kamatori
Wow!
"Himiko" (himiko)
Perry
Tori no kamatori!
Nakatomi no kamatori!
Kamatari!
"Um, Noguchi goro?" (etto, noguchi goro?)
Yeah!
(mama!) (mama!) (mama!)
(mama!)
"Murasaki Shikibu"...
How far is it?
"Himiko", "Merry", "Nakatomi no Kamatari", "Oda Nobuna" is...
No, no, no! What was it?
"Murasaki Shikibu"...
"Takeda Shingen"!
"Himiko", "Merry", "Nakatomi no Kamatari", "Oda Nobuna" is...
"Murasaki Shikibu"...
"Takeda Shingen"?
No, no! What was it?
"Ona no Himiko"...
"Himiko", "Merry"...
What was it? What was it? What was it? What was it? What was it?
What is this?
Okay, captain! Okay, captain!
Okay, next!
Your favorite river!
River?!
One, two...
"Ishikari River"!
What?!
"Ishikari River", "Kuzuryu River"!
Huh?! "Ishikari River", "Kuzuryu River"?!
Um, um...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
"Kanda River"!
"Kanda River" is...
"Ishikari River", "Kuzuryu River", "Kanda River" and "Tama River"!
"Ishikari River", "Kuzuryu River", "Kanda River" and "Tama River"...
"Garu River"!
What?!
"Ishikari River", "Kuzuryu River" and...
I told you they were mine and yours!
"Kuzuryu River"?
"Ishikari River" is...
"Kuzuryu River"?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
"Kami River"?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's not "Kami River"...
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
It's not "Kami River" and you're saying you don't like it?!
What?!
"Kami River"?!
"Kami River"?! "Kami River"?! "Kami River"?!
Why?
Your hair...
Why?
Your hair...
It's ugly.
Morning Musume's Minase-san's drama!
Yes!
Ah, it's this.
I'm like this with Ikki-san.
Three of you.
I'm her and she's me.
It's like...
Stop doing that!
That's right.
It's last year.
Last year?
That's no good!
Ah, you got hit again this time!
Get hit like "bam"
Were you drinking that much?
I wasn't drinking.
You weren't drinking.
It was like a sanbon date, wasn't it?
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Now, I'd like the judge to announce the MVP.
Please come to the center.
Let's begin.
The MVP of this Morning Musume Game Tournament is...
Please come out!
The MVP is...
Ms. Ishikawa Rika!
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