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AYAYA NEWS ZUBATTON 2000 PEOPLE!
ZUBATTON! ZUBATTON! ZUBATTON!
AYAYA NEWS ZUBATTON 2000 PEOPLE! First up is this one!
Oh! AYAYA will be scouted.
What's up with this?
Um...the other day, while I was working...
...with Mikitan and Fujimoto Miki-chan...
...we went out of the city to pick up some purikura.
Where was the city?
It was Shibuya.
So we picked up the purikura...
...and we were walking home thinking we had to go back...
...when a man in a black suit said...
You guys are celebrities, aren't you?
So I said "Yes, we are" while talking to Miki- tan...
...and he said "Which store are you from?"
Huh?
First of all, you realized you were celebrities, didn't you?
Matsuura and Fujimoto, right?
That's what I thought, but...
And?
Which store are you from?
First of all, you realized you were celebrities, didn't you?
That means you're as cute as a celebrity, right?
Right?
Right?!
Well, back in the day...
...right in front of Amand...
...where people in the countryside say "almond"...
...right in front of that store, there's always a cute girl.
Huh?
She's a model, isn't she?
She's a campaigner, isn't she?
Nakai-kun, did you wear a skirt?
I'm a skirt.
Where?
Enoshima.
You're so lame!
On Enoshima's island...
When you're dressed like this?!
Show me!
Well, girls were always coming...
...so Johnny's agency...
Johnny-san directly said...
You're cute.
You.
You're cute.
You're a star, aren't you?
Yeah, I am.
And then, boom, boom, boom, boom...
You're a star guide, aren't you?
Sorry, I lied.
I'm not a skirt.
I joined the entertainment industry as a freelancer.
What's a freelancer?
Right now, I'm a freelancer...
...and I can hire up to two people...
...but I joined as a freelancer.
So you're the only one who's not good at riding?
Yes.
They call me "speedster"...
...since I'm a high school student.
You became a speedster?
I became a major last year...
Oh, you're a major now?
Yes, yes.
You've been doing this for about 20 years now...
...so how have you been doing in those 20 years?
No, I've been doing almost nothing...
...well, I recently had a little metal fatigue...
Do you need a mouse?
Here, touch it.
Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Jajaja... jajaja... jajaja... jajaja... jajaja...
Cut! Let's do it again from above, please.
Sorry, sorry!
Let's do it again from above, please.
Sorry, sorry!
That's not true at all.
Is it?
Even I have it.
Is it?
I know it from time to time, but it's not like I have it from anywhere.
Yes, yes, yes.
I know it from time to time, but it's not like I have it from anywhere.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it's fine.
Then, let's do it!
Five seconds... four, three, zero!
Well, it's already early morning time again!
That's right!
It's already December 12th!
That's right, it's already December 12th!
New Year's Day is coming soon!
New Year's Day, that's right...
It's my New Year's Day...
I had a dream...
Who was it?
Sorry, I was thinking of this character.
Ah, yes, I understand!
Anyway, Nakai-san!
Yes?
You've been impersonating me for a while now, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's, you know...
Yes?
You have a good reputation from people around you!
Ah, is that so?
Isn't it great?
Yes, and people say you look like me a lot!
Yes, yes, yes.
I don't think we look much alike.
That's right...
No, no, no!
I don't look like you at all!
No, no, no!
Please be quiet.
I'm sorry. I was dreaming of eating spiders.
No, you weren't! I wouldn't do that!
I don't think I know how to hold a microphone like you do.
I'm sorry, but can we do this again?
Please!
I guess I'll have you do it in a big way.
Please!
Next time, if you could think of doing a duet with me...
Please do!
Then I'll have more fans for my kids.
Please take care of me.
Please do!
Anyway...
Huh?
Anyway...
Yes?
We have another guest with us today!
What kind of guest is it?
One of the biggest stars in the entertainment world!
Wait a minute!
I don't have much experience as a host, and I don't think Matsuura-san does either...
I'm sure you're worried and anxious about not being able to host such a big star like her.
How about it?
I'm also very nervous, but...
Please!
I'd like to welcome you right away.
Shall we go?
Yes!
Let's go!
She's the biggest star in the entertainment world, Takaaki Ishibashi!
Ishibashi-san!
When there's a big event, people don't come in without music.
I see.
They don't get together without music.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
We have an assistant with us today.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you.
I'm Matsuoka Matsuoka. Nice to meet you.
She's funny and funny.
She's a work type.
She's funny.
Matsuoka, do you have any questions for her?
What is "tin tin" exactly?
"Tin tin" is...
When I was in middle school, it was really popular.
Especially boys.
The second button is off.
They usually look down.
At that time...
It was really popular in middle school.
She's a big deal.
"Tin" is a big deal.
When I saw Matsuoka, I really wanted to do it.
Look at that.
Can you do it for me too?
Did you just do it with your eyes?
Boys have eyes.
That's right.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
This is the first project.
Taka-san, answer me!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry.
Can you do it for me again?
Okay.
There were several.
Can you do it for me again?
I'm a big fan of my daughter.
When the song was played...
It was like a real dance.
After the title call...
This is Mr. Ishibashi's request.
I can't refuse it.
That's right.
I'll do it.
This is the first project.
Taka-san, answer me!
Yay, zubatto!
I'd like you to do it next.
Zubatto!
I said it once and you know it!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Katsura, you're not doing it right.
You're going home.
I'm sorry, let me do it one more time.
Zubatto!
You should be mad at Natsura.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Zubatto!
Yay, zubatto!
It's too short.
I should just dance.
Yes, I understand.
I'm sorry.
One more time.
Let's start from the title song.
Let's start with the first project.
Taka-san, answer "zubatto!"
Yay, zubatto!
Come on, let's dance.
Is this okay?
I'm sorry!
I'm happy to see you in person.
If you're watching, could you do it together?
With "zubatto!"
Yes.
Maybe your daughter will be happy too.
Yes, that's right.
By all means!
I haven't really danced or anything like that.
I think it'll be fine if you just stand up, but I don't think you'll even remember it if you just stand up.
Can you do a quick shot?
A quick shot like "zubatto"
Can you change it to this size?
Yes!
Go ahead!
Here's the first plan.
Taka-san, answer "zubatto"!
Yay! It's "zubatto"-sama!
I'm sorry for making you do it!
I didn't think you'd do it like this!
It's pretty quick to swallow, and you were pretty excited about it!
I was surprised!
It's a little embarrassing.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I've never seen you like this!
Thank you!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Okay, first of all...
Out of all the "zubatto"s, who do you like the most?!
Let's see...
If you say "zubatto"...
I'm sorry...
What do you mean by "zubatto"?
You don't even have time to watch TV!
I'm sorry!
Do you know what "zubatto" means, Matsura?
"Zubatto" is a group of three people, Gotou, Maki- san, me, Matsura, Aya and Fujimoto Miki-chan.
Oh...
Then I don't know anyone else...
I think there's someone else here!
Oh! There's someone here, Fujimoto Miki-chan!
Fujimoto Miki-chan of the "zubatto"s!
She's here!
Well, in that sense...
My daughter also watches a lot of TV...
So I'm definitely...
Matsura-san!
So you don't care about "zubatto"?
No, no...
You don't care about "zubatto" either?!
No, I don't know anyone else...
So you don't care about "zubatto" Fujimoto?!
No, I don't...
I'll say it one more time!
You don't care about "zubatto", do you?!
Well...
You don't care about "zubatto", do you?!
I don't have time to watch TV at all...
Where do you live now?
In San Fran...
San Fran?
San Fran...
San Fran... San Francisco?
San Francisco, yes...
Oh, you're a giant...
What do you do there?
Well...
Now, Hollywood actors...
They usually appear in San Fran...
Oh, you don't care about "zubatto"?
I don't care about "zubatto"...
That's all for "zubatto" corner!
It's over...
Yes!
It was a tough game...
Yes, but you were very kind...
Yes...
Once again...
We won...
Well...
Once again...
Yes...
Well...
It's not over yet...
Yes, of course...
Yes, it's over now!
"She scoffed when she heard about it".
She's laughing...
What?
You just laughed, didn't you?
No.
Didn't you feel like "what am I saying?"
No, no, no.
I came here in casual clothes again today.
"Kinomi", "kino mama", "kinomi nana".
I understood most of it in "kinomi" stage.
Ayaban, "tora no ana", "top idol", "enongi"!
Thank you for coming!
So...
Um...
Since it's been a while, I can't stand it anymore.
What is it?
Please give us a clip.
A clip...
Then, let's get started.
When you shook hands with a fan at a handshake party,
your partner's hands were sweaty and wet.
Please say a word there.
Then, Matsuru...
Yes!
If it were me...
Yes.
Yes, but...
Yes, let's shake hands.
Shake hands.
Matsuru-san, you were such a big fan!
You thought of me like that.
Thank you so much!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! Thank you!
Thank you!
Cut!
Is that okay?
What?
There was a boy with sticky hands.
Yes.
Oh, hello!
Excuse me!
You are slimy!
Excuse me!
Do like this.
Don't do like this.
Yes.
I don't like this role.
It's your second year. Is it okay for you to do like this?
You are slimy!
You shouldn't compromise at all!
Yes.
I see.
It's important.
It's important for your third year.
Yes.
Your third year is the most difficult.
Well, it's almost the end of the show.
Yes.
Ms. Matsuura.
Yes, Mr. Ishimori.
How was it today?
It was a very fun hour.
An hour passed in a flash.
Fun hours pass quickly.
That's right.
How was it today, Ms. Matsuura?
Was it fun?
Yes, it was.
I learned a lot today.
It's like tying a knot.
Ms. Matsuura, please say goodbye.
See you next week!
Good-bye!
Thank you very much.
Aya Dance Lesson!
Continuing from last time's Aya Rock-paper- scissors,
we made Aya Dance this time.
Yes.
I think little kids will imitate it.
It's one song with many songs connected.
Here we go.
Yes.
Here we go.
One, two, three!
Is it okay for me to laugh?
I don't think you're doing it at all.
Please be observant.
I'll say it.
First of all, it's the first one with a peach color.
One, two, three!
guwashi
Please do this hand.
One, two, three!
guwashi
Next is...
"Yei" (yei)
I'll do it, too.
Okay.
"Yei" (yei)
Next is...
"Fu" (fuu)
Right, left, right, left...
"Fu" (fuu)
And...
"panpan" (panpan)
nyoro nyoro
Right.
"There are waves in the big sea, and it's okay." (There are waves in the big sea, and it's okay.)
Something like that.
"Yokko rasho" (yokko rasho)
That's a good lesson.
Next is...
"Afternoon of love" (koi no hiru sagari)
"Aha" (aha)
Right.
Like this.
The lower part is too sharp.
The upper and lower parts are not in harmony.
You don't have to add the "merihari" part?
You have to make sure that the upper and lower parts are in harmony.
Right.
The last is...
"Right left guru middle" (migi hidari guru mannaka)
Okay, let's do it together!
Let's do it together!
But first,
dancers of "aya"
Come on!
I...
Well, then...
Are you ready?
Um, yes.
Naka-san, please join us.
Yes, yes.
Yes, Naka-san, please join us.
Well, what will happen?
I'll leave the rest to you!
Music, start!
Let's do it!
Let's do it together!
Yeah! Let's do it together!
Excuse me, there's someone I'd like you to dance with just one person.
Who is it?
There's someone I'd like you to dance with Ayaya and two of you in two shots.
It's a little different from Ayaya's dance.
Ah, so it's just one person, black and white?
Black and white people have a little different kind of feeling.
First of all, let's shake hands.
Let's shake hands.
Well, excuse me, but can you do it alone?
Huh?
Can you do it alone?
Together, please.
Well, let's do it.
How long have you been dancing for Ayaya Dancers?
Since this week.
Since this week?
You haven't been dancing for a long time, have you?
Ah, well...
Since four days ago.
You've been dancing for Ayaya Dancers since four days ago, right?
Yes.
But you're very passionate about it.
Very passionate about it.
Who are you passionate about?
Ayaya.
What's Ayaya's charm?
Smile.
Smile and...
Shout.
Smile and shout?
Smile and shout.
And...
Heart.
And...
(laughing)
(burping)
(laughing)
Ok, then, from the right hand...
With this right hand you can do these three things you did just now, right?
Ok, then, in front of you...
Ah, wait, wait, wait!
Calling me "Ayaya" is fine and all, but...
Would you call me "Egaga"?
"Ayaya" and "Egaga"...
"Egaga"...
What's your real name?
Yes... "Ega"...
Gashira.
No, "egaga."
Please know "egaga."
"Ayaya" and "egaga."
Egaga.
It's very easy to pronounce.
Yes.
Let's do it.
"Ayaya" and "egaga."
Let's do it.
"Ayaya" dance.
Go ahead!
Let's go!
"Ayaya" dance.
Go ahead!
You couldn't say both "egaga" and "egaga" at the same time?
You were embarrassed when you said "egaga" wrong once, weren't you?
Egaga.
You said "egaga" wrong, didn't you?
Did you score 100 points for "egaga" yourself?
Let's see...
One more time!
One more!
One last time!
It's perfect!
If it's only the right eye, it's a little lonely...
It's only the right eye, but...
Is that so?
The team with only the right eye made a sad face at the end.
It's only the right eye!
That's what it felt like.
Isn't it better to see both eyes?
Of course!
Well, please, Eren!
Please!
Aim for 100 points!
100 points!
Alright!
"Ayaya" and "egaga" with "ayaya" and "taisetsu"!
Here we go!
One, two, three!
Wait a minute!
You're getting more and more excited...
Didn't you add it just now?
Just now...
Didn't you do it?
I didn't!
Did you do it properly?
If you're doing it properly...
Didn't you add it just now?
I guess I was tired because I finished recording early today...
You're tired!
Your eyes are like a writer's book!
Open up more!
It's perfect now!
It's perfect!
It was just your imagination, right?
Well, let's go!
"Ayaya" and "egaga" with "ayaya" and "taisetsu"!
Here we go!
One, two, three!
"Ayaya" and "egaga" with "taisetsu"!
That was awesome!
I'm glad you came!
I'm going home now.
You're going home?
Can we do more?
Can we destroy more?
You can't destroy it!
We have guests here.
You can't disturb them.
You can't!
What will you do today?
You can't!
You can't disturb our guests!
You can't!
Let's do an ayaya dance.
I'm starting to get tired of it.
It's time for me to go to work!
This is fun.
That's all for today.
If you have time, come to Takeda-no-Matsuura.
That's all for today.