AISubs v3.5
Oh, what should I do? What should I do? What should I do today?
I didn't know it would be such a cold day. What should I do? What should I do?
Ishibashi-kun, are you okay?
Yokohama...is what I said at first, but it's like Matsuzaka-kun who was appointed by the western government.
Oh, that's hard.
Is it okay? Today is a match day!
The singer, Ishibashi Takagi-kun.
First of all...
You're in love with someone, aren't you?
Who are you in love with?
You're sure about it, aren't you?
I'm sure about it.
You're in love with someone, aren't you?
When I'm 20 years old, I want to go on my first date.
I'm a first-time desired player.
I feel like I'm the strongest.
However...
A new player...
He's a coach.
He won the championship as a coach and a pitcher.
However, he wasn't a famous school or a coach, but...
He's in love with someone.
Who are you in love with?
I feel like I'm the strongest.
I'm the western government, so to speak.
Even when you're drinking...
Fujimoto, let's go home!
The deeper you drink, the more you say "Fujimoto, Fujimoto!"
Yes, yes, yes.
When I was a second-year middle school student...
If we're going in the same direction, I'd like to go home with you.
That's right.
It's like going back to your original self.
Yes, yes, yes.
You can go back to your naive self.
Yes, yes, yes.
And!
I'm in love with his best friend.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm Matsura.
So, if you make him your enemy, you'll make Fujimoto your enemy, too.
I don't think he's my enemy.
But I live in Tokyo with my parents, so I don't want to go to Kansai as much as possible.
He's from Kansai, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
What are you going to do about it?
I feel like I'm being teased by Tsunk.
Hey, Ishimashi.
Hey, what's up with you?
The problem is that we're not in Yasuda.
Yasuda would be great. It'd be like a genius, genius, and idiot series.
When you're ready, game...
With their first appearance, what kind of talk show will it be?
Please welcome the three of them!
- Please have a seat. - Yes.
- Ouch, ouch, ouch! - Ouch, ouch!
It's okay, it's okay!
It's okay, it's okay! Don't eat it! Please have a seat!
First of all, ladies and gentlemen...
- Matsuura and Fujimoto are good friends, right? - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- How about you, Gotsuan? You don't usually see each other, do you?
- That's right. - We only meet at concerts.
- How about you, Gotsuan? You said you'd form a group of three.
- I said, "Whoa!"
- When I graduated, I thought I was the only one with a first single. - Of course you did!
- So...
- When I heard we'd be a group of three...
- I thought, "Whoa, we're a group of three, and we're men, too!"
- Our unit name is "Gomatto", right? - How about "Gomatto"?
- When I first heard it, I was surprised. - Yes.
- Right? How was it when you first heard it? - It was lonely.
- You know...
- Gotou's "go", Matsuura's "ma", Fujimoto's "fu", right?
- "Gomafu" doesn't sound right.
- I thought Fujimoto's "to" sounded better, and I was shocked.
- I couldn't tell anyone about it.
- So, when we were recording... - Wait a minute.
- "Misugi".
- What is it?
- While you were looking at it, your eyes were narrowing.
- Was it okay?
- It was like, "I've never been to a store like this before."
- Now it's Fujimoto's turn. - Yes.
- I have something to say. - What is it?
- You told me to date you, and now...
- No, it's not like that.
- When we were shuffling...
- You put my poster in the dressing room.
- I wanted you to put Miki's, too.
- You've been putting it up, haven't you? - I've been putting it up all the time.
- Why? - I thought you'd like it, so I brought you a poster of my new song.
- I'll put it up! I'll put it up! - You'll put it up?!
- Let's drink gozza, then! - Huh?
- You don't like gozza, do you? You put up so many posters. You want me to put it up, don't you?
- From my point of view, you're like a foreign minister.
- I'm serious. - You have one? - I do! I do! - Please put it up! - I do.
- I always put it up on this side of the mirror. - I'll bring you a calendar next time.
- I'll bring you Miki, too! - Jeez!
- What am I supposed to do every day?!
- Oh, by the way... - Have you said anything about gozza? - Yes. - What is it?
- Exchange diary... - Huh?! You're exchanging diaries with gozza?!
- Huh?! - Hey, hey! Fujimoto, you know about that, don't you?!
- Whoa! - Oh, you don't like that?!
- Fujimoto, you don't like that, do you?! You don't feel good about it, do you?! - That's right.
- Hey! - Good for you!
- Which one of you feels better about it?! - Me, too! - Did you forget about it today?!
- I mean, I forgot about it the other day, too! - It's embarrassing and I can't write about it!
- Why is that?! - I wrote one, but it has become a kanji written by someone I really like...
...so I was embarrassed and cut it out.
- You're so mature!
- "Uuunn! Meccha! Holidays!" is written here! - No! No!
- No! No! It's already written here!
- So, could you exchange the seats?! - Which one?!
This is the best seat.
If it's not like this, you really don't know what you're doing, do you?
Why?
What do you want to do? You really want to be sandwiched, don't you?
Well, there's a lot of things, but...
Among the three of us, Takaaki Ishibashi really likes...
Who is it?
That's why...
Taka-san doesn't believe it, and he himself doesn't realize it...
To find out the truth...
We've prepared a project like this...
"Nice to meet you"...
Taka-san, don't look at my face! Choose what's inside!
It's called... "One, two, three, and you get a seat"!
Are you ready? I'll explain the rules.
For example, if you were to compare yourself to a fruit, what would you do?
And...
It would come out like this...
"Mascot", "Sumo", "Lemon", "Lime"...
Who's number one?
You would write "one", "two", and "three" yourself, right?
I think you'd be able to see something like a compatibility there...
So it's decided tonight, right?
Yes, and the seats will also be "one", "two", and "three", so...
"one" will be the center of the talk...
"two" and "three" will talk and go...
Is that okay?
Now, let's get started!
First of all...
If you were to cook for him...
In the case of "A"...
"Hamburger"...
In the case of "B"...
"Sherbet"...
"Jelly"...
"Ice"...
In the case of "C"...
"Meat"...
"Potato"...
What kind of person do you like?
Do we have to answer while predicting who will answer?
Of course you do...
But "hamburger" is...
But it's pretty easy to deceive...
Easy to deceive...
Well, it's easy...
Here it is!
- Please show us. - Here you go!
First place! Meat and potatoes!
Second place! Hamburger!
Third place! Sherbet and jelly ice cream!
- What's the reason? - Meat and potatoes.
- Meat and potatoes. It's Japanese, right? - Right.
- It's a taste of mother's love. - That's right.
- It's a bit of a test. - Yes, yes.
If you're this kid, you can live forever together.
- That's... - Are you thinking of getting married?!
I'm thinking of getting married.
Hmm, I wonder if a girl will be born first.
That's it!
What's "sherbet and jelly ice cream"?
"Sherbet and jelly ice cream"?
Are you stupid?!
- Did you hear that?! - Sherbet and jelly ice cream!
Sherbet and jelly ice cream!
Are you kidding me?!
That's funny!
Please go forward.
- Please go forward. - That's funny!
- Please close your eyes and hold it like this.
And please sit down from your height.
Please close your eyes.
Please sit down.
- Okay! - Okay, let's go!
Please take your seats!
Well then, let's begin. Please take your seats!
See!
In other words...
In other words, not doing what you want is the difficulty of love!
That's terrible!
You're stupid, Taka!
That's terrible!
I said you're stupid!
Am I stupid?!
Aren't you stupid?!
No, no, I have a reason!
What's your reason?
I, Taka-san...
I'm sorry! I can't talk!
That's right!
Don't make me say it!
You can talk on my right!
Yes, well...
I made you meat and vegetables every day...
But for sherbet jelly ice cream...
It wasn't the main dish...
It was like a dessert...
I thought you'd eat a lot of it...
Taka-san, you like sweets, don't you?!
You know, right?!
That's why you developed sherbet jelly ice cream with Taka-san's feelings in mind!
I said you're stupid!
I said it's not a dish!
Well, well...
It can't be helped!
It can't be helped for you two!
Now!
Will a girl be born?!
It's a girl, right?!
Ayaya, why did you think of making meat and vegetables with her?!
As Taka-san said...
It's like mom's cooking!
It's like mom's cooking, right?!
Yes, it is!
Well, Matsuda-kun...
What's the secret ingredient of our meat and vegetables?!
It's where a lot of sugar goes in!
Oh, sweet stuff?!
That's right!
Ayaya, ayaya, ayaya!
That's amazing!
It's very delicious.
Yes, it's well seasoned.
It's well seasoned and the onions are soft.
They're soft.
Soft.
Do you use carrots?
Carrots go in too.
Yes!
How is it?
I could be Matsuda!
Wait a minute.
There are three of you?
Soft.
He said soft.
Soft.
The onions are soft.
I like meat that's a little sweet.
But you two are good. You can't live without it.
Sherbet, jelly, ice cream? Are you stupid?!
Are you stupid?!
Are you stupid?! Are you kidding me?!
Can you not talk about hamburgers?!
Hamburgers...
Who can you not talk about the most?!
I can't talk about hamburgers!
Meat and potatoes...
You can only talk about meat and potatoes, right?!
Understood!
Let's move on!
After this...
Gozzanmikti! Gozzanmikti! Gozzanmikti!
Is there a bonus that you can go on a date with the person with the highest score?!
Well...
The first question...
What is this? 100 points!
After that, it's usually 2 points each.
But you don't have a chance of reversal.
At the end...
That's too much!
I'll give you all 1 heart each!
1 heart!
Right now, Matsuda is 1 heart.
Then...
Kai-chan!
Matsu-chan, 1 heart!
Soft.
Soft?
Yes!
Let's move on.
If you can go on a date with her...
That's...
Not good!
Be honest!
If you can go on a date with her...
Alright! I'll declare it!
Who's next?
Gozzanmikti!
If you could go on a date with someone...
Yes! I'll go on a date with someone!
I'll declare it!
Who's next?
I'll go with GODZONE!
Then GODZONE will sit in first place, right?
Sounds fun, right?
If you're asked what kind of date you'd like, tell us what you'd like.
First, A-san, a black open car.
B-san, his house.
It's not his house.
It's Taka's house.
C-san, Okinawa.
Boom, tika, tika, boom!
Alright!
I'm going to hit three beautifully.
Like this!
Yes, please sit down!
In other words, GODZONE will sit in first place!
Yes, please sit down!
A black open car.
It's MATSUURA.
MATSUURA.
His house is...
GODZONE.
And...
Okinawa is...
BIGITY.
Then, GODZONE's house...
Yes.
Then, Taka-san's house...
Yes.
What kind of date?
MATSUU...
I'll make you a cup of coffee.
Sounds good!
No, I'd like to drink tea.
Either or.
What kind of choice do you like?
Is it like that?
He's an adult.
What about Okinawa?
Okinawa...
I'd like to go with him...
for about three months!
Okinawa.
Excuse me.
This is a show, so...
we don't have reality, right?
Ok, let's go!
First, second, and third places, please!
Please!
Change seats!
Oh, my!
It sounds like...
someone's chain.
Oh!
Well, let's go!
Please look back.
Excuse me.
Huh?!
Excuse me.
This way!
Huh?!
It's always this way!
That's right, but...
Right? It's not this way, it's this way.
Not at all!
Huh?! It's his house, isn't it?
Oh, it's Okinawa...
Damn it!
But we're denying Okinawa, aren't we?
No...
Damn it!
Okay.
Okay, Limanheart, Rikki-tea.
We don't want that.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Let's go with this.
What would you like? Coffee or black tea?
Black tea...
Black tea?
Yes.
What about black tea?
Blame...
Shut up!
Hey!
Hey! I'm asking you!
I'm not asking you!
Matsunari, you took a lot of time just now.
You ate a lot of meat and potatoes.
That's not it...
That's not it.
But black tea is really a little...
Huh?!
Right?!
Okinawa is denied...
It's often denied...
Yeah, and so is sherbet...
It's okay, it's okay, black tea...
Next time...
Don't...
Okay, I'll leave it to you.
Matsunari...
A woman's feelings, a man's feelings...
It means you don't understand it at all.
Next!
Let's continue.
Next question is...
Ta-dah!
If you give him a birthday present...
I'll get it, right?!
Yes.
Well, it's not him, but...
Right?!
A-san is...
Accessories that suit you.
Accessories that suit your partner, right?
Accessories that suit Utaka-san.
B-san is...
Matching accessories!
C-san...
Air conditioner!
Difficult...
This is also difficult...
Isn't it easy?!
This is difficult...
What makes you happy, Utaka-san?
I know!
Do you know?
Here it is!
First of all...
First of all, this is the cutest!
A heart and a weird key...
It's like this...
And a pendant that comes off like this!
A heart and a weird key...
I gave you the heart key!
Accessories that suit you, right?
You thought about it so much for me...
I've been thinking about you all the time...
Wait...
A room key?!
Are you stupid?!
A room key is stupid, isn't it?!
I gave you the key!
A room key is cute, isn't it?!
You should have kept it in your room!
Then you should have come naked!
Well, let's go.
Please change your clothes!
Go ahead!
Turn around and go ahead!
What's with everyone's laughter?!
Poor thing!
You're terrible!
Are you stupid?!
You're terrible!
Are you stupid?!
Are you kidding me?!
Hey, go ahead and go naked!
Come on!
It's not like that!
It's a little annoying!
I'm getting angry!
Come on! You should have come dressed up!
What's with you?!
It's not like you at all, Ishima-shun!
One more point for the match!
That's what Taka-san wants the most!
It's like we can be together forever.
I turned around and was in a hurry!
This is the last chance!
This time for sure!
Which one do you want?
If you're a man, what do you want to do?
I'll let you choose without telling you!
If only one wish comes true!
This is for sure!
A-san!
Flying in the sky, getting all kinds of licenses, having all kinds of animals...
Yes! But still!
I'm getting really scared! I'm scared!
Alright!
This time for sure!
I'm getting really scared!
Alright!
Come this way!
Jump!
Fly in the sky.
Why do you fly in the sky?
Because you have a kind heart.
Why do you have a dream?
Because you have a dream.
Like a pita bread.
Ah, you have a dream.
I will be your Tinkerbell!
Please be my Tinkerbell!
Tick-tick-tick!
Please be my Tinkerbell!
Number two.
Number two license.
This is realistic and good, isn't it?
Right?
Maybe.
I think this entertainment world is anxious.
If you have a license, you will have a job.
Maybe you are anxious about your future.
Then, I will give you a life license.
Yes!
Live with all kinds of animals!
Are you stupid?!
Go to Mutsugoro branch office!
Stop singing!
At Mutsugoro-san's place, lick that...
That...
Before that, let me lick you!
That...
Then, let's go!
If you have only one wish...
Please move!
Move!
What is a human that flies in the sky like?
I wonder if I can become a Tinkerbell with you.
What about a normal animal that lives?
Like...
It smells like an animal!
Please look back.
It smells like an animal!
That's terrible!
That's the worst thing you've said so far!
"It smells like an animal!" What kind of smell is that?!
Terrible!
What?
That's terrible!
Actually...
I like pine trees.
Are you ready?!
Man's decision!
On Earth's last day...
Who will you spend your last day with?!
Jesus!
You...
Is it Godzan?
No, Fujimoto?
No, Matsuura?!
Well, it's time for us to say goodbye.
I have an announcement to make.
According to the results so far...
Ishibashi-kun is...
Matsuura-peak, isn't he?
It's thought that he likes pine trees the most.
But Godzan came up and...
How long has Godzan been your love machine?
Let's see...
About...
Three and a half years?
Yes, three and a half years.
About four years.
But I kept thinking about it for about four years.
And then I met Fujimoto...
And I fell in love with Fujimoto, Ishibashi-kun's feelings.
I would like to make it clear to Ishibashi-kun here!
Did you say it?!
A man's decision!
On Earth's last day...
Who will you spend it with?!
Tsumi-chan!
God...
God, you're going to make me make this choice, aren't you?!
Oh, God...
That's enough of that.
Everyone, please close your eyes.
Well then, let's begin!
Ishibashi-tagaki, a man's decision!
Please!
Go ahead!
Go ahead?
No, Fujimoto...
Matsuura?!
Hurry up!
Is that so funny?!
I'm sorry, everyone! I'm sorry!
I've been doing funny things all morning!
Is that so funny?!
Hurry up!
I can't choose...
What is it?
Then if you can't choose, we'll be guests for life!
We won't call you!
Huh?!
Except for one person...
Like...
Right?
Then...
For example, a diary or a poster...
Or something like a calendar...
We won't have any of those.
The things you just gave me?
For example, if you choose Godz-han...
You won't be friends with Fujimoto and Matsuura.
You'll only sing and talk.
Then, I'll do it like a man.
Like a man.
Let's decide.
Don't whine about it!
As a result...
I'd like to accept it within myself.
Yes, please! Go ahead!
Baby baby baby show me love
I'm a little older than you, but I know that much
Don't compare me with a worthless woman
It's true, I was a little excited
But now I don't notice anything
Can we break up? Can we not break up?
I like you, but I don't like you
In the afternoon at the bus stop
Looking at the night view on the driveway
No, I can't break up
My tears won't stop
I don't want you to see me like this
I'm not lonely
I'm not lonely at all
No, I can't break up
I want to see you again
I don't like it like this
Come and pick me up like you did before
I'm not lonely, I'm not lonely at all
I'm not lonely at all, not at all
Because I want to see you, I don't like it like this
I want to laugh like I did before
I don't like it like this
Sing to me like you did before
Let's be manly
Let's decide
As a result, I would like to accept it in myself.
Yes, please go ahead!
I will choose Matchan.
Really?
Today, 3 seconds have passed, so from now on, Matchan is in first place.
I don't know if this is really how I feel, but...
But in reality, you're God-san.
But if I had to say it, you're the one who looks like you're in your 20s.
What? If you're not close to your 20s, you're wrong.
Uh, Fuyimoto-san and God-san, please go home. I'm sorry.
- But you said you had 3 seconds in you... - Wait, wait, wait.
Yes, yes, thank you very much.
- You said you had 3 seconds in you... - Yes, yes, thank you very much.
- Thank you for your hard work. - What's wrong? Take it back.
- Right? - What's wrong?
- Sorry, Fujimoto and God-san.
I know you're in your 20s, but just remember you can't go home.
- Is that so? - That was a hard work.
- See you again. - Tako-san...
- And God-san... - Wait, this is just like TV!
- We play like in TV! - Thank you for your hard work.
- Okay, you did a good job.
- Thank you for your hard work. - See you again.
- God-san...
- I'll support you. - Thank you very much.
- I'll watch you. - God-san, thank you very much.
- I'll watch you. - Please enjoy yourself.
Thank you for your hard work.
Well, I think we have to accept today's result honestly.
Yes.
Could you say "Ugh, it's freezing cold" just once in front of me?
Could you do it for me?
You're kidding me.
I'm not doing it in person.
"Ugh, it's freezing cold" you mean?
Yes, that's right.
Here we go.
Yay, "Ugh, it's freezing cold"
Come on, again
Ugh, it's freezing cold
I'm happy for you.
And next week, Chogo will welcome our guests.
And from now on, we'll focus on Matsuura.
And as for "Gods Arm" and "Ujumbo"
even if there's a request for them to appear,
we'll probably be rejected.
But we want to support your future.
Yes, even in the shadows.
We'll support you even in the shadows.
Ugh, it's freezing cold
See you next week.
Have a good day.
Are you looking this way?
Goodbye.
No!
Ugh, I don't like it.
Goodbye, sir.
What?!
Here I go.
Yay! Zubatto!