AISubs v3.5
The time has come.
The atmosphere is a little different this time.
The table is a little wider.
It's a little weird for the two of us.
This is weird.
I have a feeling that something is going to happen.
Well, it's not live TV until morning.
That's right.
I feel like one person at a time will come out.
I feel like a great battle debate will take place.
Now, let's go.
Today's guests are also Morning Musume.
Thank you!
That's it, I guess.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Oh, you're not here.
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're not here.
No, I'm not.
It's a little lonely, isn't it?
By the way, when did you and Yasuda first sing together?
Well...
Um...
I'm still here.
What? You're still here?
What do you mean? I'm still here.
Wasn't it over in Saitama Arena or something like that?
That's when you graduated.
Didn't you say you were quitting, too?
I'm still here!
What are you talking about?
But...
What?
It was supposed to be next spring.
No, no, no.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. I can stay here for another six months.
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
No, no, no.
Are you an actress, Yasuda?
I'm going to be an actress.
What?
I'm going to be an actress.
What?
I'm going to be an actress.
You're going to be an actress, aren't you?
Yes.
I heard you prepared a drama for TBS.
Really?
Yes, Friday at nine o'clock.
Wait a minute. Friday at nine o'clock is Friday night.
Friday at ten o'clock.
You scared me. I thought you were a hero.
Friday at ten o'clock.
Um... Kubozuka and Yasuda's love romance.
He's going to commit suicide for the first time.
That's right!
You're going to do it alone in the morning, aren't you?
Yes.
You're going to quit and do it alone, aren't you?
Yes, I'm going to do it alone.
Until then, you're one of Morning Musume's members.
Is there going to be a sixth member in the future?
Yes.
A new member.
A new member. When?
Well, it's been decided all year round.
But if you have a new member, you won't be a new member anymore.
Yes.
Let's get started.
Since we're going to have a thorough discussion today,
we'll have an emergency debate.
What will happen? What will Morning Musume do?
Now, Morning Musume members will think about what to do next.
What should we change? What should we improve?
Let's go one by one. First, Jones!
Yes.
Ta-dah! My smile!
Yes.
What do you mean?
I'm not very good at smiling.
Sometimes, when I'm not having fun, I can't smile.
What's that? As a leader, you're disqualified.
Is that so?
Because you're the one who came out first.
But you're smiling!
You said it yourself.
I don't know if you're smiling or not, but you're smiling.
That face! That face!
That face!
Yes, I'm smiling from the bottom of my heart, but I'm not very good at making a smile.
Sometimes, when I'm not having fun, I can't smile.
What's that? As a leader, you're disqualified.
That's right!
Even when you're bored, you're smiling like this.
You always smile like this!
You're lonely, Johnson.
You shouldn't keep smiling like that, Johnson.
I shouldn't smile like that?
You always smile like you're smiling.
Like that.
Let's continue.
Children are often reminded of their childhood.
What do you think about that?
Children are children who cry when they want to cry, laugh when they want to laugh and get angry when they're angry.
Adults can hold back.
In order to become a leader, you have to leave behind lies like this!
Lies? That's a little mean.
Shut up, you idiot!
Next!
Kago!
Yes.
Call Kago-chan!
We are Morning Musume.
This is...
Um...
Often...
One, two...
We say "We are Morning Musume."
But sometimes we don't say it together.
If we say it together, it's better.
We said it together, right?
Let's say it again.
One, two...
We are Morning Musume.
We said it together, right?
Huh?
We said "We are Morning Musume.", right?
No, no...
We said it together.
If you make a mistake in your own group name, you won't have a match like that.
The timing will be off.
Yes.
If we don't match up, it's no good.
Say it again.
One, two...
We are Morning Musume.
You don't seem to be in a good mood.
You should say "Yeah!" more.
Johnson should say "Yeah! We are Morning Musume."
Even if it's a lie.
You can do it. You're the leader.
That's right.
The leader should lead you.
When you two come in again...
One, two...
We are Morning Musume.
That's how...
That's good.
Next.
Ishikawa.
Yes.
Say it.
When I say something funny, everyone says it's not funny and laughs.
I want to say something more funny.
Say it.
Does everyone say it's not funny?
When we have dance lessons or when we dance for hours, we get tired.
I think we shouldn't say it like that.
I say "Everyone, do your best!"
But everyone...
You know...
Is that how it is?
That's right.
Anyway, since Yossi is the closest to us and we are close in age, let's get excited.
When Ishikawa said it with all his might...
Is it not funny?
What's with that face?
But I think it's really funny.
Ishikawa is mistaken.
I'm not mistaken!
I think it's funny and everyone is quiet.
Isn't it?
It's not! It's really cold!
Ishikawa is...
What are you saying?
But if you laugh like that, everyone will laugh with you, right?
So you should laugh more, right?
That means it's not funny.
It's not funny, right?
I think I'm the most funny one.
In my opinion.
What do you think about that?
Your ears are failing.
Everyone, do your best!
What kind of friendship is this?
That's fine! Ishikawa is used to it.
What was that face you just made?
What was it?
It's a new song.
What did you say next?
Everyone, do your best!
Does it have a meaning?
It doesn't!
What?
I don't know about you two.
You two are always like this.
Kouhai, what do you think about it?
Kako is really funny.
Kako is funny?
Kako is really funny!
We're used to it.
What about you, Kako?
Your impersonation was good.
I was able to do a new impersonation.
Who will do it?
Tetsuko Koyanagi.
Tetsuko Koyanagi?
Tetsuko Kuroyanagi.
Here I go.
She's a guest.
It's Tetsuko's room.
Ru-ru-ru-ru.
Yes, well...
Yes, not really an impersonation.
You're good at this.
Perfect.
I did it but I still couldn't imitate.
Next!
Yes, Konno. What's up?
Oh, it's you.
You're here!
They told me I should increase my strengths, and I looked for my strengths.
As a result of looking for your strengths...
You're able to speak properly now.
Both of you have improved a lot recently.
Right?
When you talk to each other, you can talk back, right?
You're able to speak properly now, right?
Yes, I can eat faster now.
Oh, really?
You're able to poop faster now, right?
I'll leave that to my own pace.
And what is this jumping squat?
I'm not good at jumping squats.
What jumping squats?
Is it okay for me to do it?
This is Konno's strength.
We haven't done this for a while.
Next one.
How long can you do it?
I've done it a lot.
Konno, you can do 70, right?
Yes.
Konno, you can do it.
Turn around.
Don't touch me!
Next one is this.
Why did you want to do it?
I've been doing it for a long time.
Sports?
I used to do karate.
My nose hurts!
What is this?
Good!
You're good at it!
I did it!
Her neck is like a flower petal.
Like a kangaroo's neck.
If you can't do it, you can do jumping squats.
If it gets hard, you can do this.
You've grown up.
It's hard for me to do it all the time.
It's meaningless if you do it all the time.
You can kick it.
You can do it like that.
It's pretty good.
Thank you.
You can do it like that.
You can do karate from now on.
You can kick it like this.
I think...
Yes.
It's important.
It's a good point of reinforcement.
It's good.
We've heard various opinions.
But I think there's a lot of things we want to say to the other members.
Especially...
The new members...
I think they're very careful about their superiors.
We've prepared a project like this!
Morning Musume. Conscious Investigation.
She's the only one we absolutely hate!
It's a different show.
It's rare for you to make such a proof.
You can make it, right?
Amazing.
I'd like you to think about it every day.
Now, I'd like to start a conscious investigation for Morning Musume.
The question I'd like you to ask is...
Write down the name of one of the members who will speak out honestly.
Yes.
If you don't write down your honest feelings here...
I don't think you'll be able to say goodbye.
Morning Musume. Conscious Investigation.
If...
If you were to make a unit of two people...
Who wouldn't you like to form with?
Just say their names.
Please answer honestly.
Now, let's begin.
Since you'll be graduating soon...
Yes.
I don't think you'll form a unit anymore.
Yes.
Yasuda, I'd like you to ask.
Yes!
Yasuda.
Go ahead.
Who wouldn't you like to form a unit with?
Konno!
Why?
Konno and I...
I don't think we'll be able to have a conversation.
Konno, what do you think?
It's...
It's like this.
You couldn't do or do something you really wanted to do.
Won't you two go out to eat in private next time?
Not right now.
You don't talk much?
That's right.
Then kick me once.
That's right.
Good, good.
Then next time...
Next time?
Yes.
Second place is Lisa-chan.
Why second place?
Lisa-chan's face is especially small.
It's small.
So when she's next to me, her face is compared.
I don't like that, so it's Lisa-chan.
I see.
Wait a minute!
Do it properly!
Stop it!
Say it when I say it.
That's right.
That's more interesting.
Do you like it when I say it?
Is it a shame?
It's a shame.
When I say "it's a shame"...
Please say it loudly!
Then let's go.
Yes.
Yasuda-san.
That's right.
Does it feel bad?
No, it doesn't feel bad.
She hasn't said anything yet.
It doesn't feel bad.
But she's really good at singing and dancing.
Yasuda is good at singing and dancing, right?
Yes.
Who thinks Yasuda is good at dancing?
Her fins are good.
Fins?
Amazing.
Kaori and Nacchi just raised their fins.
It's not about being good or not good.
It's about being good or not good.
What do you mean?
It's all about being good or not good.
When we have a concert,
we turn in front of ourselves.
Then we sweat a lot.
When we turn in front of ourselves,
Kei-chan turns at three times the speed.
It's like a swimming school.
We can't go into the swimming pool.
Does it feel bad?
No, it doesn't feel bad.
Don't you sweat green sweat?
It's because I'm a cat person.
I'm a cat person.
Show us your tongue.
My tongue is normal.
Everyone, please sing for her.
It's cheap.
Let's ask Joseph.
My tongue is normal.
You always eat delicious food.
Why do you eat delicious food?
I'm against it.
Morning Musubi is bad.
Mustard is the worst of Morning Musubi.
But bad is part of the taste.
If you eat all of it, it's not good.
I thought you were happy.
Can you say something that's not bad?
There's meat, vegetables, and fish.
Everyone eats it.
Viewers say it's delicious, but you say it's bad.
I see. It's bad.
Let's ask Tsujikago.
I'm sorry.
Give it back!
Why?
I don't know.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't want to eat it.
I like it.
But you two...
Let's ask the second question.
If you were a man, who wouldn't want you as a girlfriend?
It's the same for Yussy.
I don't want to be in a unit with you two.
If I were a man, I wouldn't want you as a girlfriend.
Who is this?
Me!
Why, Tsujikago?
Why?
You don't like it, do you?
I have a confession.
When I'm with Morning Musubi, we get along the best.
Why do you say that?
We're close in age.
We're of the same age.
We don't talk about anything.
We're the same, Ishiko.
Why?
What do you mean?
You dress like a girl.
You're a girl.
But you dress roughly.
You look like a dad at a party.
What?
A dad at a party.
You wear a jersey and you can't get it off your feet.
And you have rubber here.
Like a skirt.
Let's say it together.
One, two, dun!
Are you Yoshi?
Why Yoshi?
I'm not a girl.
I'm like a boy.
I want to make you my girlfriend.
On the contrary!
Why?
Because there are good things you can't see on TV.
Suspicious!
It has nothing to do with being suspicious!
It's dangerous!
What are you talking about?
For example, where?
You know, it's weird.
Weird?
You look cool on TV.
But when you're not on TV...
It's funny.
You can do this.
Like this!
Stop it!
I do it half-hearted.
Just kidding!
You're cute like that.
Why Yoshi?
You sing and dance too hard.
When you're with me, you seem too strong.
If I were a boy, I'd like to take you with me.
I'd like to protect you.
You're not cute!
I'm not like that.
I see.
Who do you think it is?
Notch!
You're both suspicious.
It's not like that.
I have a different reason.
What is it?
It's not that I don't like Notch.
What is it?
I think Notch might fall for me.
Fall for you?
You might not be able to get away from Notch.
Is she a witch?
Yes!
Notch is a witch.
How so?
She's the opposite of herself.
You're right, Yoko.
I don't think she'll fall for me.
Why do you say that?
Has she ever been in love with you?
She has.
She's 22 years old.
Has she been in love with you since you were 16 or 17?
When I was in second year of high school.
Is she still around?
She is.
Has she ever kissed you?
Is she still alive?