AISubs v3.5
This is your first appearance on the show.
Yes, thank you for having me.
You're getting better and better.
I didn't know what would happen in the beginning.
I'm sorry for saying this now, but I didn't know what you were up to in the beginning.
I'm sorry for saying this now, but is that how it is in the beginning?
This is "Tropical Love".
What should I do with this?
Tropical love
Oh, right.
You're friends with Fujimoto Miki?
Yes, with Miki-suke.
Miki-suke?
Miki-suke calls me "Ayappe", and I call him "Miki- suke".
How much?
You don't even have to write it down.
Even if you say you're good friends in a debate, it's not like you're really close.
Even if you eat together once or twice, you're not really close.
Yes.
You're not that close, are you?
No, we're really close.
You go to the dorms together?
Do you go out to play?
We go out often.
Do you talk on your phone?
We do.
Do you know Japan too?
We do.
We both love baths.
We're into bubbles now.
Bubbles?!
We also go out for yakitori together.
Just you two?
Yes.
You're going to drink it all up?
No, it's not like that.
Salt, for now.
Skin, salt.
We've been shooting "Purikura" together lately.
I brought one with me today.
Can I have it signed?
Of course you can.
Matsuura and Fujimoto Miki shot it together.
Is there only one left?
That's all we have.
Then I'll keep it.
Then I'll cut it off and give it back to you.
I'll put it up here.
Can I put it up here?
Who's that?
This is Yasuda.
When I put it up here...
Sometimes it falls off.
Yasuda does this.
This is...
Very Yasuda.
He's a regular.
Put it up nicely.
Matsuura has changed from a top idol to a super idol.
We have to change him.
Matsuura!
Ikibun! Bin! Bikobin! Kouza!
I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that Takagaki has grown up to this point.
In February 2014, he taught us how to greet people in the right environment.
He attached the image of a polite child to his nipples and increased his nose bridge.
This is all thanks to...
Who?
Taka-san.
Ah, I see.
First of all, we have to film it.
We have to film it properly.
Do you think this job is possible thanks to Taka- san?
If you say it like that...
That's right.
Let's continue.
In the middle of talking with Fujimiya...
Love Tears Law is in effect!
Making top idol Aya Matsuura's name known to the world and making her single "ALBUM" one of the top 3 hits.
Who do you think made her single "ALBUM" one of the top 3 hits?
Taka-san.
That's right.
Yes.
We have to do something about it.
Like what?
Percentage.
He's keeping it to himself, but...
Let's move on.
"Utama no Tora no Anakikaku" Part 2.
Relationship between body and expression in acting.
It seems like a Chinese teacher was angry when he wrote it.
He took all the good parts.
Taka-san's acting skills are praised and he's becoming a leading role in dramas.
Who do you think made this movie possible?
Taka-san.
In order to become a super idol...
Taka-san has some achievements.
Let's look at some of his achievements.
First of all, this one.
Ta-dah!
When he was resting in the dressing room...
He saw the mountain of autographs his manager brought and said one word.
Ah...
"Bin", "biko" and "bikobin" are included.
When he was about to lie down and start reading...
He saw the autographs and said, "Ah, this is bad. I'm going to ask for this."
That's when he said one word.
Yes.
That's good.
Let's move on.
As his manager...
Yes.
Please take a picture of his sleeping face in the park.
Right?
The little ones will be happy.
Yes, sleeping face.
Yes.
This is amazing.
Let's make this a still image.
Ready, set, go!
Hey, Matsuda!
Yes!
This is private.
I'm not welcome here.
Please write it for me.
Yes! I understand.
I'll write it for you.
I got it!
Wonderful!
I don't know what to say.
It's like a mirror!
You've decided to write it, haven't you?
Yes, I will.
I didn't ask you to write it for me.
Whether you're tired or sleepy, you won't refuse it.
I won't refuse it.
You're great, Amatsura.
I think it's perfect, Master.
You know...
You're even wearing BINBICO BICO BIN.
BINBICO BIN is a pretty bad feeling.
Even my manager thinks I'm stupid.
Your manager is begging you.
Take a good look at me.
Yes! I'm sorry.
Yes.
You're sleeping, aren't you?
Yes, I'm sleeping.
Let's start with your sleeping face.
I don't care about your sleeping face.
I don't care about it. I just want Amatsura's sleeping face.
There may be people who want to see your sleeping face.
Yes.
Please.
Your daughter is watching you, isn't she?
Let's start.
Hey, Amatsura!
Here's your autograph. Write it down.
I got it!
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
You don't have much time now.
Write it all down in this hour.
Got it?
You wrote it?!
Who do you think you're talking to?!
I'm going to write just one more.
You're Mazura, right?
When did you become such a pervert?
I'm tired of you!
I'm sorry, but you're the one who's tired of me!
I'm sorry.
Who do you think you're talking to?!
Come on!
Write it like this! In the same way!
Write it in the same way!
My manager is going to write it.
Dumbass!
My manager is going to write it.
Of course!
Wait a minute. Can you write it?
A-ya-ya!
You really can write, can't you?
If you don't go this far, you're not worth it.
If I were you, I'd say, "Jahmane is tired if you don't refuse."
Sorry, I really want to poop, so I'll end it here.
What is it?
I want to go home for a while.
I went into the pool last year, so it got cold.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let me have one more.
Okay, when you're really hungry and your stomach hurts during the show,
if you were Matsuura, what would you say?
Okay, here we go.
Matsuura has been in many singles and she's really popular.
How is she?
I'm sorry.
Um, good evening.
I'm sorry, my stomach is in bad shape.
Can I go to the bathroom?
What? Is your stomach in bad shape?
It hurts a little.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yes.
Okay, okay. Please stop for a moment.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no.
Amazing.
No, no, no.
That's the worst.
Then, you should go quickly, Matsuda.
You don't want to bother everyone, so you should go quickly.
I'm used to this feeling.
That's what you say now.
Okay.
No.
What do you think?
You're an idol, so if you stop the song because you have a stomachache...
What are you going to do?
I'll go.
Okay, 3, 2, 1.
Oh, I'm weak.
Anyway, Matsuda released a new song this time.
This new song is "The Bigger"...
What song is it this time?
Well...
Anyway, it's the seventh song...
What is it?
Tsukki-san made a song that will definitely be number one.
Oh...
Well...
The last song was "Meccha Horite"...
What is it? "Meccha Horite"...
"Zubatto"...
Zubatto
You're saying weird things.
Ta-dah!
What did the driver of the taxi say when he mistook your name for Matsumura-san?
Okay.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you.
Where are you from?
Um...
I'm from Akasaka.
Okay.
I'm from Akasaka and I'm from TBS.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Ta-dah!
I've seen you somewhere.
Are you on TV?
Yes.
Oh, I know you! You're Matsumura-san!
You're Matsumura-san, right?
That's right.
I knew it!
You know what?
Did you hear that?
I'm going to be Matsumura-san!
That's awesome!
Don't deny it!
Don't self-proclaim yourself as Matsumura Aya!
Cut!
Thank you for the game.
Where are you going?
Akasaka.
TBS.
Huh? I've seen you somewhere.
Are you on TV?
No, I'm not.
Of course you are. I watch you all the time. You're on "udabako" too, aren't you?
Huh? No, I'm not.
Of course you are.
Excuse me, driver. Can I smoke a cigarette?
Sure, sure.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No problem.
Yes. Yeah, I'm on my way home now.
Yeah, I'll be there soon.
It's okay! It's just a little stomachache.
You should have waited for me! I'm telling you, it's just a little stomachache.
Excuse me, driver. Do you have a stomachache? Do you have a stomachache?
It's okay.
It's okay?
I'll wait for you a little longer. You're on "tbs", aren't you?
You don't have to sing for me anyway.
Yes, thank you.
Huh? I've never heard that voice before.
Excuse me, driver. Are you Matsumura-san?
Ouch!
Excuse me, driver!
Who said that?!
Excuse me, driver. Are you Matsumura-san?
It's Matsura-san, isn't it?!
Are you Matsumura-san?!
Call the modernization squad, will you?!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
It's just a little stomachache.
Yes, I'm here!
Yes, it's 4,500 yen.
That's expensive!
No, it's not 4,500 yen. It's 4,000 yen.
Okay, fine me.
Yes, yes.
Give me Matsumura!
Don't confess your love to me, try to seduce me
He's a gentle man who's just born
Don't play hard to get, try to save me
Baby, you've been caught up in me before you were born
It hurts because I'm in love with you
But even if we love each other, it's dark, dark, dark
A woman in love and a man's beauty
When you wake up in the morning, don't go there, kiss and kiss and kiss
A man in love and a woman's beauty
On lonely nights, no matter what you do, I want you to be mine
A world where love is cut off and dreams are dreamt
A long love
A woman in love and a man's chemistry
When they react, it's love and kiss and kiss and kiss
A man in love and a woman's magic
In a lonely night, they dreamt of being apart
A man in love and a woman's magic
Here's our next segment!
Nice to meet you! Ayaya rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
No, no, you can't do that.
You were so cute when you said "rock-paper- scissors!"
You can't do that.
Try it.
Okay.
If you're going to catch a cockroach, you have to roll it up!
Okay!
Here's our next segment!
Let's do it together!
Ayaya rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Here's some chocolate.
That's enough!
You're so cute!
Like that!
Let's do it together. Here's some chocolate.
Okay!
This is what happens when you're a little kid and you get bullied.
Let's do it together!
Here's our next segment!
Let's do it together!
Ayaya rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Here's some chocolate.
Okay!
You're so cute!
- What about "pa"? - First of all, "pa" is like "love namidairo" and it goes like this.
"Love namidairo" is a bit of a cool song, so it's like "ayaya janken janken pon!"
I want it to be more sincere.
"Pon" is what you're trying to say, right?
One, two... "pa" "pa"!
One, two... "ayaya janken janken pon!"
"Pon" is like... "toilet kashikube!"
What? You're so cute!
"Pa" is like... "pa"!
One at a time!
Ayaya janken janken pon!
"Choki" is like... "yay, it's a holiday!"
Ayaya janken janken pon!
You're so cute!
When you wink, you're like...
Wait a second.
One, two... "ayaya janken janken pon!"
Ayaya janken janken...
Ayaya janken janken pon!
Okay, "guu"!
"Guu" is a bit different from "guu" you do like...
Wow, you're so cute!
You were seriously cute just now!
Ready, set...
Rock, paper, scissors!
How is it?
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ready, set...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ouch!
She's angry, she's angry!
How do you do rock, paper, scissors when you win?
For rock, paper, scissors, if you think you've lost, you have to go...
A-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yey!
and sing along.
Wow, you're really good at this!
You're really good at this!
One more time, one more time!
Okay, you lost, right?
If you think you've lost, you have to go...
A-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yey!
and sing along.
Wow, you're really cute!
You're really good at this!
Ready, set...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Like this!
You lost, you lost, you lost!
Ready, set...
Ouch!
Okay!
We have to get Onsen-san to film this!
What's with you?
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Stop it! I'm really going to leave!
He really left!