AISubs v3.5
This week, we're back with "Odama-no-jikan".
I love this show.
It's been a long week.
It's been tough.
Tough?
Yes.
The "tsunku-gundan" has been tough.
"Tsunku-gundan"?
The back set is a little different today.
Taka-san's back color.
Huh?
Is it?
It's orange and blue and all that.
Yes, mine is a little...
My voice is echoing.
Can you hear my voice?
I can hear you.
Well, it's this close.
It's not like usual.
Yes, yes.
Then, let's get started!
Today's guest is...
We have three guests today.
I'd like to introduce them all at once.
Happy Seven, Sexy Eight, Odoru Eleven...
A total of 26 people!
So fast!
What do you think of this men's 500m straight speed skating?
This is a high-speed camera that is used a lot in sports communication.
It can record 13 seconds of speed in 100m.
Do you have to press up and down?
Like this.
Oh, you can do it like this.
Don't just do it by yourself!
Use it everywhere!
So long!
Wait for me for a second!
Excuse me.
So long!
Thanks for calling.
This is being transmitted.
We can hear you.
We can hear you somehow.
Is there anything difficult or something you don't want to talk about with the members?
Today, can you hear me?
Yasuda is always next to me.
I remember that.
Every morning, Yasuda is always next to me.
Do you have a change or something?
Huh? I was surprised.
Don't wake up!
The basket wakes up.
Who is there?
There are some old people.
There is a strange smell.
It smells like a ship.
Hello Project! Who am I?
Everyone in 26 countries, you have your own switch, right?
If you think this question is about you, press the switch!
Let's start with Takagi-san!
I am... Morning Musubi!
Oh, it's open.
It's bright and dazzling.
These three are amazing!
What's amazing about them?
They're up there, right?
I'm working hard alone!
I'm working hard alone?
Huh? Who are you?
Wait a minute!
Didn't you remember me with a panel the other day?
There are a lot of panels in 90 seconds.
My birthday is February 26th, 1985.
That's wonderful!
My height is 155 centimeters.
That's wonderful!
I like volleyball.
That's wonderful!
I like funny and tall people.
Yes! Huh?
What's your name?
Fujimoto!
Oh, oh, wait!
Who is it?
Oh, oh!
I'm Heike!
Heike!
Oh, you know me!
Yes!
Takagi-san, you know me, right?
Yes!
You know me, right?
Huh? Are you there?
Who?
Ishii-nen!
Who are you?
Who?
Huh?
I'm singing the same song!
Who?
I'm singing the same song!
Same song?
You're singing the same song!
What's wrong with you?
What's this?
Wait a minute!
What's this?
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it good?
Who?
What's wrong with you?
Who is Ishii?
I'm Ishii!
Ishii?
From Kintetsu to Kyujin...
Ishii?
From Kintetsu to Kyujin...
You're going through the home run from the 12th ball...
What?
No!
I just asked the basket...
Tana-san, you're the same old sister...
What do you mean by "the same old sister"?
You're singing the same old song in "Hello! Project"...
What do you mean by "the same old song"?
You know, Kamome no Suihei-san...
Can you sing for us?
♪ Kamome no Suihei-san ♪
Something like that.
Is it okay for me to be dazzling?
How many times have you been here?
What? You want me to sing for you?
It's my first time.
It's your first time?
Who is it? Who is it?
I don't know!
Here I go!
I'm an adult!
Wait a minute!
Why are there so many adults in this team?
Who are you?
What's your age? 20?
21.
1st place?
20.
21.
21?
I'm 21.
You said you're 21, but you're actually 22!
I'm 22.
The same old sister?
I'm 22.
Are you serious?!
I'm serious!
Have you ever been in an audition for "Morning Musume"?
No, I haven't.
Why didn't you go in?
When I go to work, I always get a call from the company.
No, no, no!
You can't say that!
You can say anything!
I usually help out in the gym, but...
You work out?
I work out, but I like singing, so I let her sing with me.
What do you think of her joining the team?
She's in a gym, isn't she?
Yeah, I got a call from the company.
I was doing my makeup earlier, and I was like, "Ishii- chan, how old are you?"
I don't think you should say that here.
What did you say?
Next! I'll be honest!
I'm an idol, so I don't have a boyfriend!
I won't make one! I won't make one! Idols don't need boyfriends!
Oh!
This is for everyone!
I won't make one!
Idols! Idols! Idols!
Right?!
That's important!
You made it important!
Now! Now!
Don't stop!
I'll say it!
It's you!
Make one!
I'll do my best!
Stop making them!
Get married!
Then introduce me!
No! No!
What kind of man?
What kind of man?!
A man of beans!
Don't be stupid!
Was I too close?
This is the first time I've been this close during a singing broadcast.
Who?!
You're annoying!
Oui, oui, oui, oui!
This singing broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
I'm going to be pissed off when you come here.
Last question!
Tonight...
I'm here to be teased!
You're right!
Hey! Don't cut it out!
I'm not going anywhere!
What?!
I'm giving up on my Halloween project!
Sankyotou!
I'm here to be teased!
Of course you are! Singing broadcast is such an important show!
Every time you go on "musume" or "shuffle"
you have to talk a lot in order to be appealing, right?
That's why I'm here with a lot of motivation!
I'm here to be teased!
As expected of you, girls!
I haven't been on TV lately.
When we were recording songs,
we had one shot for each of us, right?
When we looked for it for the first time, we couldn't find it.
We were so depressed.
Then we found one.
It's been a while since we've been on TV.
I wanted to be on it.
What about you, Johnson?
Me?!
Oh, you!
You know...
I'm grateful for that.
What are you doing?
No, that's not what I meant.
During the concert...
No, first of all, you should be grateful.
During the concert, one of the fans really made me Yasuda Daimyojin.
She did it on her own!
And she also made me a lot of tanebaki.
I thought, "Wow, my name is getting more and more popular."
What's your dream?
To become a dreamer.
Don't come this way!
Who's in charge of this?
As expected of the three of you.
You're being bullied!
Okay, let's move on to today's topic.
Thank you for coming.
What did you do with your exchange diary?
I'm writing it now.
It's your first exchange today.
No, it's not. I forgot about it today.
Blue.
White.
But, but...
But...
Taka-san?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do you write it every day?
I don't write it every day.
Sometimes I do.
How much do you write?
Two pages.
Two pages?!
But you wrote it, right?
If you force yourself to write it, it's kanji.
How does Yoshi know about it?
Yoshi, did you see me and Yoshi's...
I wrote it, too!
What?!
Yoshi, you wrote it, too!
Seriously! Yoshi and I wrote it!
But...
The other day...
In Yoshi's bag...
He said "Yoshi!" and gave it back to me...
Do you feel like Yoshi now?
Why?!
Yoshi!
Why?!
Yoshi-san...
I wrote a message to Taka-san.
You gave it to me today, but you didn't see it.
When I came back the next morning...
We'll be able to meet soon.
Taka-san!
Yes?
The talk show...
We're talking too much.
Let's change the set!
Change the set!
If it's not funny, change it right away!
Hello! Project Three-Part Talk!
As usual, we've prepared a talk show set for you.
If it's not funny, change it right away!
I see!
Excuse me!
Who is it?
Up there?
Isn't it a little high?
It's the same pin-point, but it's cut off.
We're treated like this, too...
No!
The three of you are the Flat Three of Hello! Project.
It's a bag!
Are you protecting it?
Are you just protecting it?!
You don't like it?!
Let's go!
Happy Seven!
Good evening!
Yay!
Anyway, let's cheer up.
How old are you?
I'm fourteen.
I'm thirteen.
I'm fifteen.
I'm fourteen.
I'm eighteen.
I'm seventeen.
I'm thirteen.
Let's blow it up!
That's fine!
The lights are blue, like a ghost!
Why?!
Why did you turn off the lights?!
Why?!
That's right! It's black!
It's hot!
Give me the light again!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
It's hot!
Let's start with Happy Seven's sales point!
Yes, let's do it!
The sales point is this!
Ta-dah!
The most popular unit in the world.
Who could it be?
It's Pouf!
Yes.
This is amazing.
Rika-chan is American.
I'm Hokkaido dialect.
I'm Niigata dialect.
I'm Fukui dialect.
I'm Kansai dialect.
Kansai dialect?
Oh, Kansai?
Yes.
Where in Kansai?
Nara.
Before you dance, say something you like!
When you say "happiness beam," let's all beam.
Let's do it here!
Before you dance!
Before you do it,
before you do it,
you might have taken your time at "flat three."
Don't chase me like that.
Bam.
Let's go!
Let's dance!
Don't say weird things!
Because we stepped on it!
Let's see.
Happy Seven's words you hate before dancing!
Are you ready?
Are you happy?
Yeah!
I want to do it too!
What is it?
Fingers are thick and long.
What is it?
That's a rose!
It's in my stomach.
Yasuda looks really scared.
Oh my god!
Are you happy? Yeah!
Oh...
This is fun!
Alright, students!
Listen up! Sense Point!
No matter what you say, let's have a full house and dance!
Let's have a full house and dance with happy music!
Music, start up!
Let's have a full house and dance with happy music!
So cute!
She's full of energy!
She's not wearing socks!
Let's have a full house and dance with happy music!
Alright, students!
So cute!
Next up is Sexy Eight!
Next up is Sexy Eight! Sense Point!
There are English lyrics!
Alright!
Dance with happy music!
Now, everyone!
It'll be perfect in eight years!
Isn't this important?
Isn't it being cherished up there?
Now, everyone!
Self-fight!
There's a dinosaur swing in the dance.
How is it?
Forward! Forward! Forward!
God, help me!
What's that?
That's it!
That's it! Like this! Like this!
Dinosaur!
What are you doing?!
Don't dance like that!
Now!
Ozone 11's "Dinosaur Dance"!
Dinosaur dance!
Watch it again! Watch it again!
This is stupid!
What are you doing?!
It's the same teacher!
No!
It's the same teacher!
Thank you, teacher!
Well, teacher of dinosaurs, for all my life,
I haven't studied singing to do something like this!
That's why I like singing!
For some reason, I have to do "Dinosaur Dance"!
Yes!
"Dinosaur Dance"!
Start!
Look back! Look back!
Turn around!
You're funny!
I feel sorry for you!
Well, I feel sorry for you, so all of you, go!
No, you, you, you!
I don't know!
Good, good!
Ha-cha-me-cha! Ha-cha-me-cha!
I'm going to get you!
Ha-ha-ha!
Hot!
Ha-ha-ha!
I'll carry you!
Here you go!
I'll carry you!
Here you go!
OK!
OK! But...
But... I'm sorry!
Who are you?!
Mr. Douyozo!
Who?!
I just turned the channel and asked who you are!
I asked you who you are!
It's OK!
Are you Mr. Douyozo?
Nice to meet you!
Wait a minute!
I'd like to see a sexy date and a sexy dance!
Oh, come on!
OK! But...
But... I'd like to see a sexy date and a sexy dance!
Like a negligee!
Music, start!
Where should we start?
Hey...
Look at me...
What?!
Look at me...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Wait a minute!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Don't move!
I'm just looking!
Music, start!
Hey...
Look at me...
What?!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What are you doing?!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'll catch you!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I'll catch you!
I'll really catch you!
Look at me...
That's what I said.
You're telling everyone!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
I want to see it after that!
Ah, yes, yes!
Music, start!
Where should we start?
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hey...
Look at me...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Look straight ahead...
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
No...
Don't move, Taka-san!
Don't move!
Look at me...
Are you happy?
Are you happy now?
Oh-oh-oh, yeah!
But anything can happen...
Let's go out...
Are you okay?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You okay?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
This is not funny!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You're heavier than me!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Where are you going?
You're not going anywhere?
Where are you going?
You're not going anywhere, are you?
She's gone.
OK!
It doesn't have much of an impact on sexiness.
Happy Seven!
Beam!
Let's hear out the other teams!
They're not young, they're not energetic.
Beam!
Their voice tones are different.
Beam!
On the other hand, if you're over 20, out of 11, 6 people have an average age of...
Aren't you old?
No, no. It's 13 years old.
Why 13?
See? Out of 11 people, 6 people are adults. Isn't that amazing?
Ah, this is bad. Jones-san is getting nervous.
Jones-san, who's been laughing for such a long time, is getting nervous.
Who's this? Ah, Takashi!
Um... our clothes are the same, our boots are different, but our hair is similar too, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So...
You don't have any personality, do you?
I think it'd be better if we tied our hair up more.
It'd be better if we tied our hair up more.
What do you think, gods?
The theme is Barbie dolls.
Barbie boys?
Barbie dolls!
You know, dolls whose hair has grown out.
Don't you have an image of a big doll or something like that?
You're wrong!
Wouldn't it be better if we tied our hair up more?
A service!
An amazing service is...
You can sing in chorus!
Sing in chorus!
That was fun!
Have fun!
Sing in chorus! Sing in chorus!
What song is it? "Hotel" song?
Yes, "Hotel" song.
What's the part for each of you?
It's first, second and third.
Third? Let's do it one more time.
Yes!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Hotel! Hotel!
One more time! One more time!
Sweet! Sweet!
Yeah!
I'm back! I'm back!
I can't imitate a good director!
Yes!
I'm going to do an interview now.
As a Japanese director,
I'm really honored!
Everyone, thank you so much!
I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore!
I'm sorry for the interpreter.
Interpreter, please.
Interviewee, interviewee, interviewee!
It's okay.
As a Japanese director, I'm really grateful.
Everyone, thank you so much!
I'm really sorry!
Yay!
It's like I'm in some middle school class.
Next!
Are you really going to...
...pretend?
Come back here!
You can only do this if you're not in 9th grade.
Huh?
You can only do this if you're not in 9th grade.
9th grade? Happy 7th?
9th grade.
It starts suddenly?
Yes.
Okay, then...
Let's say "yay" and do it when everyone is seated.
Really?
Huh?
Really?!
Yay!
I'll say it one more time.
No, I'll say it.
There's a flow of speech.
Oh, I see.
It's really boring!
Really?!
Really?! Are you kidding me?!
And finally!
To blow away summer heat with a scary story!
I went to see a family.
And...
My friend's cousin was there...
And said that an old man was there.
She had a strong will.
She said there's an old man.
She said she was begging for an old woman.
She asked and the old woman died.
Really?!
Are you serious?!
That's it.
Thank you very much.
This has been C-7!
This won't end today!
Really?!
Are you serious?!
Yay!
Now, sexy girls!
Thank you!
This has been C-7!
It was fun watching it.
It was fun, but...
It can't be helped. It was fun.
The new members were more lively than usual.
Are you serious?!
Are you serious?! Are you serious?! Are you serious?!
Yeah!
Alright, let's go!
If you test it, the average score seems bad!
If you guys test it, the average score seems bad!
Are you serious?!
Sorry, sorry!
Sorry, I'm in a bad mood right now, so I have to do it.
That's right!
Saito-san, it looks like you're having a hard time!
Yoshigara!
Yeah!
I'm kind of worried about you.
I feel like you're forcing me to do it!
Saito-san?!
You look like you're having a hard time!
Not at all!
Say "are you serious?" by yourself.
You look like you're having a hard time!
Are you serious?!
You're going to come to the park, right?
Are you serious?!
(Uh, uh, yeah, yeah)
At the IC 1st station Ajujujuruju
Ajujujuruju on the beach side
The ocean of fashion is full of people
I grabbed your arm so you wouldn't get lost
Everyone is having fun in the ocean with only Kirtle
I won't be able to calm down if I get swallowed up by the gap
Even though I'm carrying it with my happiness beam
My lover has been running alone since a while ago.
I want you to notice me by carrying you with my happiness beam
'Cause it's such a fun time
I want you to gently hold my shoulder
Please receive the happiness beam
'Cause it's such a fun time
No, it's not like that. Look at me with your own eyes.
Are you happy? Are you happy now?
It's been two months since we drank and started dating.
Ah, how did we overlap?
I'm not seeing my ex-girlfriend anymore.
Another one of you.
But I'm anxious.
I want you to love me.
Yeah!
Are you happy?
Are you happy now?
Do you love me?
Are we together forever?
(Come on, succeed!)
I want more than love
I want more than kisses and more than girls
I don't want to throw away this hot love anymore
Uh-huh, isn't it good, baby?
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Are you happy?
Would you like to kiss me right here and now?
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Do you love me?
So tell me, do you love me?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, is that the same as me?
Are you happy?
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
(Ha, ha, whoa, whoa, whoa)
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
(Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh)
Are you happy?
(Uh-huh)
(Dayumshow!)
(Ha-ha-cha-mecha-ha-cha-mecha-yoi-yoi-yoi)
(Who's that?)
(The dinosaur's temperature is good, good, good)
(It's a woman!)
(Dayumshow! Dayumshow! Dayumshow! Dayumshow!)
(Hey!) Everyone, come and get it! Donga Dong! (It's hot!)
Dinosaur sound, Dosa Do! (Donga Dong! Ah, that one!)
In your favorite past, Do! Donga Dong! (It's hot!)
In the countryside and out of town, Do! Donga Dong! (Dosa Do!)
Ah, kiss, kiss, kiss! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (That one!)
Ah, purin, purin, purin! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (Hey!)
Cooking on the run! Happiness on the run!
Singing and dancing! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (It's hot!)
Ah, to everyone in the family! Ah, may happiness come to you!
Ah, so that happiness may come to all of you in the future!
(Ah, Do! Donga Dong! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! Kiss, kiss, kiss!)
Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (It's hot!)
Ah, purin, purin, purin! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (Hey!)
Ah, kiss, kiss, kiss! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (It's hot!)
Ah, purin, purin, purin! Ah, Do! Donga Dong! (Hey!)
I feel like there are a lot of people who can't dance to "Dance Eleven".
Yes, I'm sorry.
What do you mean?
Well, more than half of them are over 20 years old.
Yes.
And they call me "Barbie", and I feel like I'm overdoing it.
Wow, Kamiza's...
Kamiza's...
What? Kamiza's recording has started, is he a little old?
But...
But... I guess it's possible.
Mom, is that so?
Natchi is getting mad!
Why do you think they are weird people?
Who is this?
Joshi.
Somehow...
You're weird.
Who is weird?
Kei.
It's you!
They say you're weird!
Seriously?!
On the third stage, Mao and Ai-chan!
I can see her red fingers!
You have a line in this song, don't you?
Yes, I do.
What does it say?
Hey, look at me. Look straight at me.
No, it's not like that.
"Look at me with your heart's eyes," it says.
Wow, look at her eyes!
She has such big eyes!
Her eyes are so wide!
I'm not looking!
Her eyes are so wide!
I'm not looking!
Her eyes are like 300!
I don't know where she's looking!
What's up with you?!
Do you want me to look at you, too?!
Look at her!
This song was sponsored by...
I can see her red fingers!
She has a line in this song, don't you?
Um...
When I came here last time...
I learned...
I learned a lot!
Thank you very much!