AISubs v3.5
Let me introduce our guests. It's been four months since their second appearance, Melon Kiremi!
Nice to meet you!
I feel like I need to talk to you about something.
First of all, when you went on "Utaban" last time, you went too far forward.
Yes.
I heard you reflected on it.
No, I want you to have the courage to go forward and stand up for yourself.
Let's calm down and talk about various things.
Can I change my voice like this?
When you talked with me last time...
I'll open the curtain and go like this.
If you go all the way down, you can talk.
It's strangely exciting.
How is it?
No, it's fine.
Please calm down.
Let's get started.
"Tabegoro melon"!
You were playing a game called "Simon".
You asked Simon if you were cute.
Yes. "Merhen murata".
Yes.
I'm Merhen murata.
For example, when you say "how are you?", Simon says "I'm fine".
But you kept saying "I'll make you remember I'm cute".
But you couldn't remember it.
I see.
You're fast!
Next is this!
I don't think I can do it.
"Merhen murata", "boyish otaki", "natural shibata", "sexy saito"...
I have to fix it first.
Why?
Because you said "fighting murata".
Because you said "ceres otaki".
I said "what is that? Why did you name it like that?"
That's why I'm curious about it.
It's Gatsui Shibata.
In order, please name it.
Please name it.
Is it okay if I say it?
It's Pleon.
Next is this one.
Her arm is soft.
Who is it?
It's Natural Shibata.
Please show us your soft arm.
It's my right arm.
My right elbow can move freely.
Like this?
If I do it like this, it will be like this.
But if I do it like this...
If I do it like this...
It's normal, isn't it?
But if I do it like this...
I can do it like this.
Like this?
My arm will be like this again.
I'm sorry. I'm scared.
Where does it bend?
Here.
It looks like it's broken.
I can do it like a normal person.
Can you bend it now?
Can you bend it like that?
It's amazing.
It's thin.
What is it?
It's really broken.
Okay, next!
When she's in pain and can't do anything about it, she asks someone to save her.
Who is it?
I'll answer.
Hello.
When you're in this world...
What is it?
When you're in pain and can't do anything about it...
You look like you're in pain.
What?
When you're in pain and can't say anything to your members...
Do it like this.
You look like you're in pain.
What? Wait!
Next!
What?
After last song recording, I cried because I was frustrated.
Who is it? It's me, Otani.
Isn't it me?
Next, of course! Remember!
Who is it who says scary and cold jokes like this?
That's right. I love jokes.
What kind of joke is it?
Can I say it?
Japan fell into the sea.
It's fine. It's fine at all.
Right? It's broadcasted properly on TV.
What? What? What?
Only me and Abe-chan know about this.
When Abe-chan heard about it, she said "Yeah, I know."
Next!
While saying you can't lose to Matsuura, you even remember Matsuura's new song.
Who is it? It's me, Otani.
Remember!
Why is it me?
Next!
You always say you're strict with your daily life.
I'm really strict today.
You seem strict.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
That's why! That's why! That's why!
You don't have many friends.
Yes, I'm Otani.
Can you do me a favor?
Can you laugh?
Can you do me a favor?
Yes.
She did it!
I thought entertainment industry is a world where you can make friends.
But it's not like that.
I want to ask you two how you can make friends.
For example, who do you want to be friends with?
I'm a little older.
Eh, Tamori-san.
What do you want to do? Tell me!
Go to a music station.
First of all, I'd like to introduce the songs.
The highest ranking of singles?
"Sweet Taste of You" is 60th place.
"Coca Memories" is 42nd place.
"I'm Waiting for a Call" is 53rd place.
"This is Destiny" is 28th place.
"Come On, My Love" is 25th place.
It's going up!
And this summer's song is "Danger".
No, no, no.
"Danger"! "Danger"!
You guys are a little sloppy, aren't you?
How much do you want this song to be?
What?
Tell me!
I'm sorry!
"Danger" is this summer's song.
What rank do you want it to be?
Not in the top ten.
Not in the top ten?
I want it to be in the top ten.
What is it?
Isn't it difficult now?
I think it's about time for a match.
Yes!
Actually, there is something called "hit magic".
You know "hit magic", don't you?
There are also "best ten" and so on, right?
Yes, there is a group called "slimmer 3" or "slimmer 3".
They have received "hit magic" and are still in the top ten.
Would you like to receive "hit magic"?
Do we have to do "hit magic" ourselves?
If you do it, you will definitely get "hit magic".
The more you say "definitely", the more common it is.
It's not a challenge, but it's okay at all!
If you want to try it a little, I would like to open this door.
Did you receive "hit magic"?
Yes, I did.
Is it difficult?
It's not difficult.
Is it painful?
It's not like that.
It's not like that at all.
But you have to do it no matter what.
It's not good to leave it as it is.
As it is, little by little...
It doesn't have to be like this.
If you really want to get the best song for the next song...
It's a magic of competing for first place in the entertainment world.
It's okay for the next song.
But I want to challenge at once.
But everyone knows me.
People who come to variety shows...
In the industry...
Can you lend me 10,000 yen?
10,000 yen?
What is 10,000 yen?
Half price.
Daily tea and food?
Tea and food?
It's not a magic, it's just doing one thing.
Don't say that!
Is it painful?
No, it's not!
It's painful!
I want to do my best, but...
It's not like that!
Magic is...
If you don't do it, you don't do it!
I'll say, "Bang!"
Bang!
Please announce it!
Let's decide whether we do it or not.
It's decided.
It's not painful or painful.
It can't be like that, right?
No, it may die.
But you still want to sell it.
It's okay. Mr. Nakai didn't die.
I'm doing my best.
Thanks to you, I was able to walk this path.
It's like a human dog's rectal examination.
I know that.
The result will definitely come out, right?
Res...
Result...
Stop it!
Are you ready?
I'll do it!
You're really going to do it, right?
I'll do it!
If you don't do it, I'll punch you as hard as I can.
But I won't show it to the viewers.
I don't want you to say it.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm so happy I can watch it.
Hey, you too, Mr. Camera!
Yes, that's right.
Yes, you can't say it.
This is...
Did you do it, Mr. Nakai?
Yes, I did it.
What did you do?
I did a live broadcast.
It's a live broadcast.
Can you show it?
It's like "Koemon Sera-san".
I don't care about being an idol.
I don't care about being sexy or whatever.
But you did it all, didn't you, Mr. Swap?
Well, of course.
It's personal.
Well, of course.
It's personal.
So, you know...
There are people who didn't do it in the audition program we did before, right?
Huh?
Well, there are people who didn't do it.
How long do we have to do it?
We'll introduce the song, right?
Yes!
So, viewers of "Koemon Sera-san", while singing...
Yes!
We'll perform the magic show presented by "Utaban".
Yes!
However!
Between 3 and 4 minutes of this song, something will happen!
Life is on the line.
Life is on the line, right?
Life is on the line.
Neru-chan, are you okay with that?
Are you okay?
Yes!
I'll aim for the top 10!
Top 10!
Yes!
Yes! I'll aim for it!
It's okay, right?
Yes!
Then, let's cover it up!
Then...
Huh?!
The song...
Cover it up?
No, cover it up.
Don't say anything.
Yes!
Viewers of "Koemon Sera-san", let's watch it.
Please give us a special introduction.
Please!
Then, please watch it!
On melon anniversary...
"Summer Night is Danger"!
Danger!
Yes, thank you!
Thank you!
Good job, Melody Day B!
Thank you!
Please stand by.
Thank you!
I can't see you right now, don't fill up another night's dangerous night
I wanted to call you at four in the morning, but it's past two in the middle of the night
It's not unusual, but I have a bad feeling about this
We broke up less than half a year ago
I knew you right away
I want to see you right now, but I don't know if I could do it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm not like I used to be, I'm a strong woman
Summer is dangerous night
It's getting hot in my heart and I'm trembling
Why? Why? Why?
It feels weird
What's wrong with me?
If it's only once, we can meet, right?
I hope you don't notice me now
Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
Your voice was different from that time
It's getting hot in my heart and I'm trembling
If it's only once, we can meet, right?