AISubs v3.5
- Your mother is getting older, too, isn't she? - How old is your father now?
- Pumpkin. - Yes!
- How old is your father? - He's 33 years old.
- A 33-year-old father? - 33?!
- Yes. - What about your father?
- Well, it doesn't matter. I'm not that old, so I don't have to answer.
- I think it's okay to talk about it. - I think it's okay to talk about it.
- It's okay.
- All of you must have talked about it with your father, right? - Yes.
- I'm also 42 years old. - Oh, my!
- I don't think it's strange for me to have such a child. - It's not strange!
- Not at all. - Do you like Shiba-san? - Yes.
- What do you like about him?
- Don't make a fuss about it!
- Tsujiya, what do you like about Shiba-san? - His weird face.
- I like his weird face.
A face that no one can imitate.
What was it?
A face of a giraffe?
A face of a giraffe is not like that.
No, it's not like that.
When we were shooting the promotional video, the director said "a face of a snake" or "a face of a lion".
I said "a face of a lion".
A snake is like this.
A giraffe is like "giraffe"?
He's getting a lot of attention.
But it's too early for him to respond like that.
He's already in first place.
As expected of him.
Shimizu-san, can you dance?
I've been dancing for a long time.
I've also been dancing "beard dance".
That's right.
He's been dancing.
He's a weird old man.
He's dancing.
His body is different.
Let's move on.
We have some news about "mini mori hime".
One, two...
"mini mori hime" news!
Shimizu-san, I don't know.
Nothing happened.
Who's first? Mika-chan?
Yes.
Really?
Did you get it?
Yes, I did.
Did you get it?
I didn't get it at all.
You didn't get it.
I learned how to sit up straight.
How did you teach it?
Um, what was it again?
Um...
You don't remember it at all, do you?
Um...
What was it again?
Okay.
Use your stomach muscles and your arm muscles.
Yes.
Okay, follow me.
What did you say?
Say something.
What was it again?
Use your stomach muscles and your arm muscles.
Um...
Really?
You're so brave.
She's so brave.
Follow me, Yabuchi.
Okay.
Um... My news is...
I'm going on a date with Kemeko.
Yes, Kemeko is...
Kei-chan.
Yasuda.
Kei-chan.
Why was it Kemeko?
It's a big deal.
You all were there, weren't you?
But I'm close with Kei-chan.
Can you say you're close with someone else?
Just the two of you, just the two of you.
Is that wrong?
It's not that wrong for us.
Because, like...
It's not wrong, is it?
These two are like...
like, separated like this.
No, it's not like that at all.
It's not like that.
It's not like that?
Yeah.
It's going well.
It's going well?
Why?
Because there were a lot of drifters, weren't there?
That's...
If you die, it's not your fault.
You're not dead, you're not dead.
Do you know Yasuda?
I know her.
Kei-chan.
Does everyone know her?
What are you talking about? You're so rude.
Suspicious!
Shibuya-san, let's start from the top.
This is...
No one is wearing a swimsuit.
Who is your favorite?
What?
Um, Gumaki-chan and Abel are good.
What?!
Ah, now we have a rival.
Tama-san, do you have anything else?
No, Tama-san, well...
I like her, I like her.
Out of all of us, I like her the most.
What's her address?
Of course it's an email, of course I know it.
Of course you know it.
If you don't know it, you won't get an email.
That's right.
Well, things that happened today...
Today, she was testing a new song.
Ah, today?
Ah, what's wrong, Tama-san?
What's wrong?
Today, she was testing a new song.
I'm talking about you, Shibuya-san.
Today, she was testing a new song.
She was testing a new song.
You didn't know, Tama-san?
Today...
Ah, it seems like it's a wrap.
Ah, is it a wrap today?!
It's a wrap, it's a wrap!
Ah, it's not a wrap, is it?
Should I call her Yoshii?
That's no good.
I feel like my voice just broke.
Why is that?
My love for you has become smaller and smaller.
Why is it so simple?
You like it like that, don't you?
It's so...
Ah, Shibuya-san's motorbike is here.
Shibuya-san, you're already returning it, aren't you?
That's right, Bishi-bishi!
My heart is like this now.
Good morning!
When did you get a small heart?
I'm doing it now.
Ah, it's like you're already dizzy or something.
Ah, but there's one more mistake.
Ah, is it okay?
Ta-da!
It's in!
Um, it's very embarrassing! It's hard to understand if it's only this, but...
No, no. Um, but... Is the TV okay?
It's okay. Um, when I came here the other day, I went into a locker, right?
Yeah, you did.
And I wanted to go into something smaller, so I went into a Boston bag!
A Boston bag is...
Huh?! But this is a small Boston bag!
Well, I don't know about that, but...
Um, it's not just both of them, right?
Yeah, like...
Like, you know those long ones? If it's like this, it's really...
Um, there's one that's a little bigger than this...
Oh, I'm surprised!
What, what, what?!
Oh, I'm surprised!
What, what?!
What? Are you saying my legs are thick?
This is really...
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ah, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Kago-chan!
Are you okay?! Are you okay?!
She's back! She's back!
Are you okay?!
I'm scared!
That's good.
That's scary!
But what did you do with your legs?
Um, I think...
A fly?
A fly? A big one like this...
There were thousands of them, right?
I'm surprised!
And... are you a fly-killer?!
A fly like this?!
It was a big one!
It was a big one! It was a big one!
It was a big one!
That's scary!
It's stuck somewhere! It's stuck somewhere!
What is it?! What is it?!
Thank goodness!
It's okay now, right?
So you can go in like this?
Do you want to try it?
This might be a little small, though.
It's so small!
So you can go in like this?!
That's right.
I might not be able to go in.
Um, your face is a little...
Your head is sticking out today.
Ah, the mic!
I think you can probably hold it like this, so hold it for me.
She said she can hold it...
Like this!
If it was a little bigger one...
I could put it all in.
If you say "gya", it will go in, won't it?
It's amazing!
Because the basket suddenly became about twice as big!
What are you saying?
Yakuji doesn't grow, does it?
That's right.
It's impossible!
It doesn't grow at all.
50cm?
It's 145cm.
It's so small!
If you don't wear socks...
If you don't wear socks, you won't be confident.
Everyone is scared of me!
Yakuji!
Yes!
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
I had a weight measurement the other day...
At school?
I was wondering...
How can I lose a little weight?
What did you eat recently?
How many bentos did you eat?
How many?
I ate a lot of bentos.
I ate breakfast...
I went to school...
I ate lunch...
I ate a bento...
I ate fried chicken...
I ate ice cream...
After school, I ate another bento...
Are you already 50cm?
What are you eating?
Do you want to lose weight?
Yes.
Do you want me to measure your weight?
Do you want me to put you in a commercial?
How do you do it?
Why don't you do it, Taka-san?
Teach me how to do it.
I'm fat. I'm about 80 kilos.
First, get on the bike normally.
Then, you and your father will do the tricks.
Taka-san, go ahead.
I'm over 80 kilos.
80.2 kilos.
What should I do?
Get off the bike.
Breathe out.
Stop! Stop!
Then, put one foot on the bike and stand up.
Then...
What happened? Did it change?
Yes, it did.
In order to lose more weight...
What should I do?
In your case, get a hairpin.
Then, go to the bathroom and take it all out.
Even if I do that,
I only lose a few grams per second.
How many kilos are you now?
Get on it.
I'll hide it like this.
I won't show it on TV.
Who's watching?
She's scared.
I'll hide it.
Take off your shoes.
Is it about 50 kilos?
Wow, you're skinny.
You're in the frame now.
I'm 1 kilo fatter than I really am.
Which one is fatter, Kago or Tsuji?
Their bodies are the same.
I see.
The third one is Kago. He's really fat.
Tsuji is amazing.
Next, Kago.
A new nickname.
What new nickname?
Kago has always been called Ivon.
Nonnon and Ivon, right?
Nonon.
Nonon. Nonon and Ivon.
It was Ivon.
You know...
Recently...
I've been working hard.
And...
I thought...
- What do you mean "drag?" - Yeah, "drag."
- So, "drag," "drag," "un," "dri," - "drag," "un," "dri,"
- This part must stop playing. - Wait for me!
It keeps shaking.
I'm like, "Let's do this now."
I get on my iPhone and it's shaking like crazy.
And...
I'm told "do it again."
And...
Hey! Say "again!"
You haven't been working out lately, have you?
Didn't you get chubbier than you used to?
It's amazing.
Your face got a little bigger.
It's amazing.
But you like that chubbiness for a long time.
I'm a working out fetishist.
Really?
I like girls who have soft working out arms.
I like fat people.
You like fat people?
It's different from fat people.
Everyone here is soft.
When girls go on a diet,
they don't care about their stomach, legs, or face.
But,
this part is very defenseless.
It's very difficult to lose weight only in this part.
When I see you like that,
I feel like,
Oh, she's only looking at me.
So what are you going to say?
So what? So what?
Looking at your faces, you know...
This, this.
Of course!
So you like this?
Yes, wait a minute! No, no! You don't like it?
Everyone, you don't want this place seen, you might not know how dark it is yet.
I don't really want this place seen.
No, you're right, but...
This place is nice, isn't it?
That's right, it's the same here.
Yes.
I don't know.
Don't you know it?
I don't know.
How about you?
I know it.
You know it, don't you?
The softness here is...
Neck?
No!
What?
Mr. Nakai!
The same as the chest?
Yes, yes, yes.
No, you don't know it!
You know it, don't you?
So...
Why do you know it?
You know it?
You don't know it?
I heard it for the first time.
Really?
I often touch members' necks and say "it's hard".
Who is soft?
Kei is weak!
What are you talking about?
No!
I didn't touch here.
This part is soft.
I see.
But it's amazing.
It's a bit unstable...
It's not normal.
That's why I said "oh yeah!".
It's not easy.
That's right.
When I say "oh yeah!", I can't help but do this.
It's hard, right?
You can't fly anymore.
You want to go to the sky? No, you can't.
You can't.
I see, I see.
That's all for the news.
Now, then...
What's this?
Stupid news.
Stupid news, this.
You can finally drink sake now.
Huh?
You can finally drink sake now.
Finally?
Finally, right?
If you can say it, if you can finally quit, Marashi...
You can finally drink a bottle and a half, right?
Until now, you could only drink one.
Is it increasing?
It's increasing.
Why? Are you lonely, Shibuya-san?
Huh?
Are you lonely?
I'm not drinking alone.
I'm drinking every day.
Every day?
What do you drink? Shochu?
Shochu.
Gomajochu?
Goma yara. Recently, it's sweet potato.
Did it become sweet potato again?
Yes.
There was a symbol called "sweet potato sweet potato".
Sweet potato sweet potato?
Yes, sweet potato sweet potato.
Sweet potato sweet potato.
This is...
Gomajochu has a little habit, doesn't it?
This habit is good.
But it remains, recently.
Recently, in a singing show, during rehearsal,
my face was white, but it was dark.
My eyes were bloodshot.
When I asked, "What's wrong?", he said, "I'm a little drunk."
He said, "I'm a little drunk."
His face was mainly white, so I thought he didn't know.
You know, this kind of thing.
It appeared in my eyes and neck, and while dancing, I smelled alcohol.
I smelled alcohol.
When you dance, you sweat, so you can't do that.
Usually, I...
You rap and groove.
I see.
It's time for morning exercise!
Another happy morning has come.
Friends, everyone, let's get together and start morning exercise!
To the front! Ai!
To the right! Ai!
To the left! Ai!
To the earth! Ai!
To the sky! Ai!
Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
It's fun! Ai!
The weather is nice today.
A smile makes me happy.
Take a deep breath with delicious air.
Ai! Let's start exercising!
Ai for you! Ai for you!
Ai for everyone! Ai for the universe!
Ai for yourself! Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
It's fun! Ai!
It's not over yet!
I'm glad you had a good day today.
I'm glad you were lucky and happy.
Look forward to it before you go to bed.
Let's start the love exercise.
Love with a smile.
Love with tears.
Love with anger.
Love with energy.
Love with heart.
Love! Love! Love! Love! It's fun!
Love! Forward! Love! Right! Love! Left! Love! Earth! Love! Sky!
Love! Love! Love! Love! Love! It's fun!
Love!
It's getting faster and faster!
Love! Forward! Love! Right! Love! Left! Love! Earth! Love! Sky!
Love! Love! Love! Love! It's fun!
Love!
Thank you for your hard work.
Your new song is love exercise, right?
Yes. We have another song.
- Both sides? - Yes.
What kind of song?
Love dance song and love exercise song.
We have two songs.
- Both sides. - Right.
Which song do you sing mainly?
- Both. - Both.
- What song did you sing today? - Love exercise song.
- In other programs, you sing love dance song. - Yes.
- Is there such a thing? - Yes.
I see.
But love dance is hard.
- Is it hard? - Yes, it is.
- The choreography... - The choreography is very hard.
- Is it hard for you four? - Yes, it is.
If it's hard for you four, would you be able to follow along?
No, I have my own choreography.
We can't do the same choreography.
But we have to match it somewhere.
- We have the same impression. - Of course we have the same impression.
- I was surprised.
We don't match.
Let's see what it is.
- Please look forward to it. - I'm looking forward to it.
The song is sponsored by...
(The song is sponsored by...)
- Let's look forward. - It's hard.
It's really hard.
- Is it here? - It's here.
- Is it? - It's for you, Shimura-san.
- Is it that hard? - At first, it's an encore.
- The first half. - What is the point of the choreography?
- The point is... - What?
- The point is... - We have to dance together.
- The point is... - Everyone wants to dance separately.
- Yes. - This time, we're dancing separately.
- We jump and run. - We keep dancing like that.
- What is Shimura-san doing? - In the center... - Just randomly...
- Is it like a 10-minute commercial? - It's not a commercial.
- We have to match it somewhere. - Yes.
- Let's watch it first. - Yes.
- Let's watch it. - Let's watch it.
- Start!
- Lower it! - Lower it!
- You said we should stop already! - This is ridiculous, don't interrupt me!
- You were surprised, weren't you? - I was!
- You were moving around and stuff! - Yeah!
- Why?! - I'm sorry!
- I thought you weren't moving at all! - Hey!
Hey! Come on let's go! Suddenly!
Oh Yeah! No shame! Ah, ee!
Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Don! Ah, oo! Ah, ee!
Oh Yeah! Tenashi! Sa-ai!üh! möj!rai! ä! ä!
Ah, ee! Ah, ee! Ah, ee! Ah, ee! Ah, ee! Ah, ee!
You can do it! Yes! Yes! You can it!
You can do it! Anything goes!
Throw it at 'em!
And they will all receive
An unexpected new power
[Mission Success!]
- I'm sure it's not it! - It's not it, no way!
It's hard to remember every single word in one second.
This is hard.
- I got it wrong! - It's intense, right?
It's intense! Except for Shibura-san...
- I know! - I know!
I know! I know! I know! It's not in the end!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Even though we've run around so much!
- It's because you're an idiot! - That's right!
- It's still not in the first year, right? - That's right!
- That's right... - I'm tired of it!
I'm tired, too.
It's hard.
Shibura is tired, too.
It's hard.
I can't jump.
Yes.
I can't stop.
It's hard for an old man.
Yes.
Which one do you want to learn?
I want you to play Shibura.
I don't mind.
Children are watching.
They are dancing with Minimori.
Children will be happy.
Tell me.
Everyone is different.
What do you think about it?
We can talk about it.
What do you think about it?
Let's start from this side.
I don't know anything about it.
I don't know where I am.
You are a bearded man.
Let's start from the beginning of the song.
Music, start!
(Music)
What?
I have this impression.
This is dangerous.
You can't do it.
You should watch the intense part from the beginning of the song.
Me?
It's only me.
Let's start from the beginning of the song.
From the beginning of the song?
Yes, from the beginning of the song.
Let's start with "minimoni" pose.
This is "minimoni" pose.
What about you, Shibata?
This is "ami ma" pose.
(Laughter)
This is "ami ma" pose.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
Turn around.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Start from here.
5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Start from here.
Then, you say...
That's incredible. I'm a bearded man!
(Laughter)
Then, you turn around.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Then, 5, 6, 7, 8...
"That's incredible. I'm "minimoni"
Aaaahhh!
Ah-in, Ah-in...
See? She's been using that word for a while now.
At first, when I say "ah", I have to go in here right away.
Right away?
Ah-in, Ah-in...
Twice, this way...
Ah-in, Ah-in...
And I have to go back, but...
I have to come here only once.
Is that what you're doing?
You don't know the dance, do you?
Everyone's still moving.
I'm going to try it with Toko-chan.
Watch me do it.
Let's do it from there.
One, two...
Aaaahhh!
Ah-in, Ah-in...
See?
That's as far as you can go.
I think it's really difficult.
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Can you dance, Taka-san?
Let's see if you can dance.
One, two, three, four...
Go in, turn around...
Ah-in, forward, forward...
This way...
Come over here and jump!
Let's do it!
Are you good at dancing?
Let's do it!
I think it's better if Mika-chan and Tsuji don't do it.
Really?
Can I say it?
Mika-chan should do it.
Is it okay?
Okay, let's do it!
Big ones and small ones, mini-monitors and...
Bakatono...
Ready, go!
Aaaahhh!
Okay, let's do it!
Big ones and mini-monitors and...
Bakatono...
Ready, go!
Aaaahhh!
Hahahahaha!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're right-handed!
Ouch, ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It's not me!
Shima, you stepped on it, didn't you?
It's not me! It's not me!
What are you doing, Shima?
You stepped on it, didn't you?
What's wrong with you? Do you like it?
I'm sorry.
I didn't do much.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you do it in the middle?
To Shimura-san?
It's amazing how you fly and walk around.
That's right.
Let's do it like this.
Do it like you did in the beginning.
Ami~ma~
It's always this pose.
Ami~ma~
Don't forget it!
Don't forget it.
The first "ami~ma~"
ami~ma~
What was that?
What's going on?
There are four times.
The first "ami~ma~"
ami~ma~
Which one was different?
Your hands and your shoulders were different.
We're separating it.
Are there three more "ami~ma~"s?
Actually...
We're just mixing it up.
You didn't make a face.
That's enough!
Music, start!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Her face...
Her face is angry!
Look at her, she's pulling back!
She's angry!
Don't cry! Don't cry!
You have to stay calm!
Don't strain your eyes!
Scary! Scary!
She's a genius, isn't she?
How do you do it?
Scary! Scary!
Okay, everyone, please go back.
This was tough.
This was probably the toughest, wasn't it?
Right?
I know it's hard.
It's a physical battle.
Next week...
"Utada Hikaru-chan"...
Oh, here it is!
I'm done with love today.
Why?
I thought it would be a show centered on Utada Hikaru, but next week...
Why?
What are you afraid of?
I can't do it anymore.
What?!
Do it with pride!
Please look forward to next week's show, too!
Thank you for joining us tonight!
See you next week!