AISubs v3.5
When you're ready, game...
Since it's a special show and it's a talent show, we've gathered 100 little kids today!
Thank you.
Why 100 people?
The reason why 100 people came is because...
Morning Musume people came, but...
Morning Musume people have dreams like children, so...
They love it!
Who loves Morning Musume?!
Who loves Tama-san?!
Who was surprised that Makai-kun was smaller than expected?!
That's a different question.
Who thought you were small?!
Be honest, be honest.
Well then, Morning Musume people, here we go!
Thank you!
Do you like Morning Musume?
Are you children?
What grade are you in?
Fifth grade.
Itawashikuri, Tsunarimasu Elementary School.
Fifth grade, second grade. Third grade, first grade.
You're taking up too much of my time.
What?
You're a huge elementary school student.
Morning Musume likes 100 people. We want to join you.
That's right.
Today we have a lot of questions for you.
Is it okay if we take questions from you?
Yes!
Hey, Brigades and Staff.
It's okay.
Is it fun for you?
Yes!
The key is different.
Is it fun for you?
Yes!
Is it fun for you?
Yes!
It's almost over.
Let's get started.
You said idols don't pee.
Do you really not do it?
Ayaka, second year elementary school student.
Ayaka-chan!
Yes?
Ayaka-chan, what did mama say?
She said idols don't pee.
Oh.
Who do you want to ask about it?
Yaguchi-san.
Yaguchi, Yaguchi, Yaguchi.
Mama said idols don't pee.
Yes.
Do you do it, Yaguchi-san?
Does it mean I can't break my dream?
Then let's have Yaguchi-san make a decision.
Do you do it?
Sometimes, if there's no sound.
Yaguchi-san, you're crazy!
What's with you?
You're crazy!
If there's no sound, it smells, right?
No, it's not like that.
If there's no sound, it smells, right?
You can tell by the smell.
You can tell who did it.
But if it's a human, they do it.
Yaguchi, do you do it?
I'm embarrassed!
Do you do it?
Yes.
You do it, right?
Who thinks you do it?
Everyone, morning girls do it a lot!
Let's say "boo-boo".
One, two...
Boo-boo!
It's only for girls, so don't say it too much.
Yaguchi-san, you're "boo-boo".
Next up...
"I'm scared of Yasuda's wink".
Yasuda's wink is...
...very scary!
Is it scary?
Yasuda's wink is...
...very scary!
Who likes Yasuda's wink?
I love you!
Wow!
I love you!
Please wink for us!
Yes!
Don't say it anymore!
Please don't say it anymore!
What's your name?
I'm Kana Shibude!
Do you like Yasuda-san?
Yes! I'm a big fan of her!
Thank you!
What do you like about Yasuda-san?
Her smile and everything! She's beautiful and I like her a lot!
Thank you!
Please say something to everyone!
I will never quit!
Thank you!
Now that we're 100 people...
How was it for you, Yasuda-san?
Did you have any reactions?
The other day...
My mother was crying with emotion again!
As expected of Yasuda's mother!
But do you want a character doll?
Yes!
Don't you want one, Yoshi?
Of course...
Yasuda-san...
Has dolls made for us...
But...
What's wrong?
That's good, isn't it? I thought I'd like to do it, too...
And for that purpose, I thought I shouldn't be cheering for you, the other day, when I looked up at the sky.
Yossi is still unique, isn't he?
Yasuda is funny, too, but...
Yasuda's mother is different, too, but...
Yossi has a weird vector, too...
I like Yasuda Daimouji, too, but...
Daimouji, you like it, but...
Yossi's soul doesn't allow it.
That's a hard punch, isn't it?
That's Yasuda's art, isn't it?
It's burning, isn't it?
And so...
Not only our show, but other shows, too...
We've put together a VTR. Please watch it.
This is like a child's play.
I feel like I'm going to have a baby.
Wow! Sakura Sakura's ranking is number three!
Yuzu's two songs in a row!
Is it Wins's first top one?!
Or is Morning Musume's number one singer?!
Which artist will win the prize?!
Countdown!
Wow!
Sachi and... Sachi and...
Double Sachi's...
Wooden Horse Blossoming Roadshow!
The movie we're introducing today is...
Toy Story...
Pixar's latest work...
Bugs...
Monster's Inc.!
It's an animation movie that uses modern technology, right?!
That's right!
Let's watch it!
Go ahead!
Wow!
First of all...
It's a little scary, isn't it?!
It's scary!
It seems like no one knows who put it there.
If you walk...
Wow!
Everyone...
When Yasuda-san came...
Wow!
There was that, wasn't there?
Everyone is used to it, isn't it?!
Even if there's a lot of applause...
Everyone doesn't react, doesn't it?!
What does that mean?!
Yushi, I'm sorry!
Huh?!
Yasuda's character...
Not only did I make not only a character doll, but also another merchandise.
Here it is!
Yasuda's mobile phone swap!
Someone's calling me!
Oh, someone's calling me!
Hello?!
It's like this.
Yushi, can I have this?
Yes!
Take it!
Here you go, Yushi!
Thank you!
Are you really here?!
What's wrong?
In my heart...
What's wrong?
Something...
is burning!
It's like this.
Utaban Shappur!
Okay, so, Utaban Shappur, everyone, comes out a lot.
Since we're 13 people, we can't talk to you leisurely.
That's right.
We can't feature you.
So, since we're Utaban Shappur, we're gonna split you 13 into 4 sections, ABCD.
There's only one "D" group.
Wow!
I'll talk about it with just one person, me and Takata.
Sounds good!
Wow!
This is going to be serious, no matter who wins! Is that okay?
If we say World Cup, we might be able to put together Argentines and England.
We support the World Cup.
Here we go!
Ida!
Johnson!
Johnson and Yomi!
Please don't go anywhere!
The second hope is...
Yasuda!
Wow!
This is a death sentence!
Why?
Why is it like this?
This is a death sentence!
This is going to be tough with two newcomers!
Welcome!
One of the newcomers...
Takahashi!
Wow!
Takahashi!
He's surprised!
And one more!
And one more! Who is it?!
Yoshi!
It's true!
Wow!
Yasuda and Johnson have to share a win and a loss for the rest of their lives!
The special edition is NTT DOCOMATO.
And with that...
Please support us with the sponsors you see here.
First of all, this is an emergency report, isn't it?
Yes.
Delicious food in Sapporo.
What is delicious in Sapporo, Hokkaido?
First of all, Shinjaga!
Shinjaga!
The skin is peeled off by hand, and salt and soy butter are very delicious.
And sushi is very delicious.
What did you like about sushi?
Tuna, tuna and salmon's rustling.
Salmon and tuna are a little similar, aren't they?
Yes, they are.
Right?
They are soft.
They are soft, aren't they?
And you eat them in Sapporo?
Yes.
You eat them in Sapporo?
If you don't mind, I'd like you to take me there and let me eat.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Please wait a moment.
Hello?
Um, is Yasuda here?
Yes, he is. Please wait a moment.
Hello?
Um, Yasuda.
Yes.
I'd like you to feed me sushi.
What do you want to eat first?
I like pickled fish.
Let's move on.
Next is this one.
Yaguchi.
Yes.
Why do you say "koshirikuru"?
Well, you know, there are more young people now.
Yes.
As a new member.
Yes.
So I feel like I'm an old woman these days.
You're not old at all.
Twenty-four!
Seriously, I feel like I'm dying.
Twenty-four or twenty-five years old.
Is that so?
I can't dance.
No matter how many songs I sing, I get all excited and dance.
In that sense, you're still in your second term, right?
Yes.
I think the first term is difficult.
I'd like to ask this to Johnson.
Johnson!
Isn't it difficult to dance from the first term?
Yes, not at all!
Next!
Yes!
Okay, next!
Don't say "commander"!
Well, you know...
I came here, and before I knew it, I was made commander, and I was like "woah"!
And my face...
Your face, huh?
I'm not a commander!
I'm like... "look over there!"
It hurts! I'm not a commander!
What are you doing?
You wanted to do it?
When Rika-chan's butt comes out like this...
And when we're waiting for the three of us...
Aya-chan and I are like this.
We're like, "let's go for it."
When the three of us do this...
We're like, "yeah!" and laugh.
It really hurts!
What was that?
What was that? A punch?
From both sides...
That was a block.
It came from in front of your butt?
Isn't it dangerous in front of you?
It's dangerous!
Right?
And it comes with a ladder.
If it was on the other side...
It'd come and hit you!
It's not like I'm a commander or anything like that!
There's someone I've been interested in lately.
Who?
On my way home...
There was a big sweet potato shop.
So...
I thought I'd go buy some, and I did.
And the next day...
There's something I say every time...
I'll buy some starch.
It's like...
When I go home...
I'm going to go buy some starch.
I say it a few times...
But they don't remember it at all.
You're going to go buy some starch?
Yes.
And you go home...
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
And...
The next day...
They say the same thing.
I want to go buy some starch.
Yes, and I said it yesterday...
I want to go buy some starch again.
And they said...
It's homegrown starch, and it's pretty.
And I said...
If it gets dirty, thank you.
Isn't it a sweet potato shop?
What shop?
A starch shop?
I don't know!
That's what I'm interested in!
No, that's...
She's dangerous!
Don't you do it every day?
Sweet potatoes and starch...
During the day...
I do the starch shop...
But you look like a wolf.
Don't say that!
What if you break a plate?
Be careful!
You eat a lot of sweet potatoes, don't you?
Yes.
You eat a lot, don't you?
In India...
You eat a lot of...
Gas that's in your body...
It's bad for you.
If you put up with it, you'll eat faster.
My grandpa said...
If you do it on a gas stove, you'll catch fire.
That's dangerous!
A beautiful star
Effort, wholeheartedness
A beautiful star
Effort, peace
A beautiful star
Sometimes annoying dancing super nice girl
부키부키 ersching contextual bukkitting
thy way of life
so alive the human being
yeah yeah the human being
come on now
bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon bon
carve it out
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, call me out!
Be alive!
After all, we're worried about that!
All of us!
Yeah, yeah, all of us!
You're welcome now and forever!
Mommy, and Grandpa, and all of you too!
Oh my, when I was born into this world,
I wished with all my heart,
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Effort, future, a beautiful star!
Effort, hope, a beautiful star!
Effort, transformation, a beautiful star!
Effort, bravery, a beautiful star!
Effort, future, a beautiful star!
Effort, aha, a beautiful star!
Effort, transformation, a beautiful star!
Effort, peace, a beautiful star!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy,
I want to protect you,
I'm sure my feelings will reach you,
Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy!
I should be able to do it too!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy!
I want to embrace you with love!
No matter how old you get, you're still young!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
We alive!
Effort, future, a beautiful star!
Effort, aha, a beautiful star!
Effort, forward, a beautiful star!
Effort, peace, a beautiful star!
Wow, Natchi, you don't have many followers!
No, I don't!
It's been a while since I saw you.
I've seen you a lot on TV.
No, it's not on TV. I've actually seen you like this.
But your face has changed a little.
Has it changed?
You've become a little more mature, haven't you?
Natchi, Natchi, you're amazing.
No, no, you're embarrassing me.
She's wearing it.
One of my friends said something about Natchi.
Oh, you've gotten a little cute again.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you.
Natchi, when I came back and was like this in the dressing room, you were kissing me.
No!
Then you got angry.
You're still doing it!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Natchi.
Yes.
Be more mature.
What do you mean "be more mature"? You're becoming more mature.
No, I'm not. I'm at my ultimate age.
Ultimate age.
I think so myself. So I want to be a little more mature.
Natchi, you've gotten prettier lately.
Really?
Are you in love?
No, no, no.
No, I'm serious.
You're in love, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
Natchi!
Why do you say that?
Natchi!
Say it!
Don't say it!
Say it again!
Are you in love?
Who?
Huh?
You like him, don't you, Natchi?
Me?
No!
Your face is turning red, Natchi!
No, I'm not!
Your ears are turning red, Natchi!
No, I'm serious!
I can't do it!
I'm really in love.
I'm serious.
You like him, don't you?
It's one-sided love.
Yes.
I'm always carrying my feelings in my arms.
No, why?
Yes.
But I can't confess it easily.
Yes.
Because I'm a morning girl.
Yes!
Because I'm Natchi!
Why? Why do you...
Just say you like him, don't you?
You know, don't you?
No?
Hmm...
But I do want to fall in love.
Natchi, which guy do you like?
The man I like is someone with a great temperament.
Someone with a good temperament.
Someone with a good temperament!
Why you!
The way you say "messy temperament" makes me feel like a bad person!
Bad person, bad person!
I don't know!
Bad person is a bad person, isn't it?
Bad person is a bad person!
Like a good atmosphere.
Atmosphere? Oh yeah, atmosphere.
Yeah, like a deep voice.
Like a deep voice.
Like, when you meet someone, you go "oh this person is cool" and you think like that...
And like, when you say "that person is interested in you" you only get interested in them and you start to notice them more and more.
And like, when you meet them, you get excited and fall in love with them...
When you stare at a big girl for a long time and breathe too much in the summer pool, your nose gets runny.
One look in her eyes and she's like "Why do you look like this?!"
When you see people running in a short distance, you get shocked.
It's like someone's turning their hand.
Let's go.
Is my chin weird?
If you look at it from the side and laugh, it comes out.
It comes out.
It comes out in your chin.
Show me your chin.
Recently, when I do impressions of people, it comes out.
Show me your chin.
Isn't it cute?
Finally!
I was able to say something, but I don't like it with my chin.
A word about your lunch in Tokyo.
Yes!
Go ahead.
You're from Niigata, right?
Yes, I'm from Niigata, but we don't have many lunches in Tokyo.
When we don't have many, when I say "I'm hungry" in front of people, they make more for me.
But you had some left over, right?
I went to get it from the classroom next door.
What? You didn't have enough?
Yes, yes, yes.
It seems like we're talking about the same thing.
Okay, Tsuchi.
This is the first time you've packed your clothes.
Yes!
What did you pack?
I had a cold for about a week, and I didn't have an appetite.
I only ate melon.
And then...
Your belly got bigger, right?
Yes.
Right? Your belly got bigger.
And I lost weight.
Yes.
How much did you lose?
Six or seven kilograms.
Six kilograms?!
You lost that much?!
Really...
Since I was the fattest...
If you compare it, you lost six kilograms.
No doubt, you lost 40 kilograms, didn't you?
Well... I'm sorry, but...
About three weeks ago...
You've lost weight again?
You've lost a lot of weight, haven't you?
I've lost a lot of weight, haven't I?
Yes, you've lost a little weight.
I've put on this costume, too.
You've put it on, and you're still tight?
I'm a little... in a bad mood...
What's wrong with you?
I want to take it off already!
You're funny, Tsujiwa.
Don't change, Tsujiwa! I'm counting on you!
Yes, yes! You know, you know...
You know, you know...
What's wrong, Takao-san?
You're embarrassed, aren't you?
People will know you're dating.
It's that bad of a thing?
Takako, don't embarrass me!
What's wrong, Rotsan?
No, it's not like that!
You know, I got a lot of birthday presents before...
I don't care where I get them from...
I just add them up...
Is Abe-chan here?
Abe-chan is...
Is Abe-chan here? Is Iguana here?
Is Iguana here?
Does she go for a walk?
A walk?
You know, when I just got Abe-chan...
I took her for a walk outside...
With a rope...
And then...
She just got angry...
Who? Abe-chan?
Abe-chan's...
Abe-chan, you know...
You rarely hit weak people...
That's right!
Abe-chan's so cute...
So I just stroked her...
And then...
When I got used to it...
Like this...
Don't touch me, you bastard!
Like this...
At about four o'clock...
With a glass of whiskey...
Get out of here!
Ame-chan, also, if you'd be so kind and stroke this part of the desk for me, it'd feel so good!
So be so kind and stroke this part of the desk for me, and it'll feel so good!
Until now, this program has been brought to you by these sponsors.
Good, good! What's up with this?
- Well, it's not much of a story, but... - Yes, okay!
- "Hoppy" and "hop"? - Yes.
- "Hoppy" and "koppe"? - "Hoppy" and "hop".
- "Hop"? "Hoppy" and "hoppe"? - "Hoppy" and "hop".
- "Hoppy" and "hop"? - Actually, "hoppy" and "demo"...
- What's up? - But it's katakana.
- Katakana? What? - Katakana?
- "Hoppy" and "demo" are katakana. - Huh?
- What? - Katakana?
- "Demo"... - "Ka"... "ka"... "ka"... "de"... "de"... "demo"...
- "Demo"... - "Demo"... - What?
- "Demo"... - "Demo"... - It's katakana.
- So it's all katakana? - Yes.
- Don't make up stories! - Ken-san, why are you making up stories?!
- That's weird, Asano Ema! You're so noisy right now! - I don't want to hear it!
- What? What? What?
- What? - "Hoppy" and what?
- "Hoppy" and "hop" are two songs. - "Demo"?
- "Demo" is what? - "Hoppy" and "hop" are...
- "Demo" is what? - Officially, it's a song from a hit song called "Henry's Flower Blooms".
- What? Did Ricky Henderson try to steal it? - What?
- Please, please.
- It's a song called "Henry's Flower Blooms". It's a chorus song.
- What? - "Hoppy" and "hop"?
- What?
- This song is a chorus song and... - Can you speak slowly?!
- Anyway, please speak slowly!
- Can you speak slowly?! Are you okay?!
- It's like a Morse code!
- This song is... - Speak slowly!
- "Hoppy" and "hop" are what?
- This song is...
- It's a chorus song. - "Hoppy" and "hop" are what?
- In the chorus song, "hoppy" and "hop" appear. - "Hoppy" and "hop"?
- "Hoppy" and "hop" is... - "Hoppy" and...
- You sing it. - "Down"?
- You sing it. - What?
- You sing it. - What kind of title is it?
- It's not the title of the song. - What is it?
- It's the lyrics of the song. - Lyrics?
- Can you sing it with me? - Okay, one, two...
- What kind of song is it? - Sing it with me.
- "Hoppy" and "hoppy"... - I'll tell you the song title.
- Please sing it with me. - What song is it?
- Taka san will sing "ALTO". - "ALTO"?
- "ALTO". - The one at the bottom.
- I'll sing "ALTO". - Please sing "MEZO".
- "MEZO"? - "MEZO".
- "MEZO"? - "MEZO" is in the middle.
- "MEZO" is in the middle and "ALTO" is in the lower part?
- "MEZO" is in the middle and "ALTO" is in the upper part. - "SOPRANO"?
- I'll sing "SOPRANO". Please sing "MEZO" and "ALTO".
- "ALTO". What kind of "MEZO" is it? - "MEZO" is...
- Wait a minute. - Okay.
- Where is Taka san from? - Fukui.
- Fukui is so...
- No, it's not like that. - You don't feel like you're being quiet?
- You don't feel like you're speaking standard Japanese?
- It's gone. - It's gone?
- Yes. - You don't feel like you're being quiet?
- Yes.
- Taka san said "HOPPY" and "HOP" but you think you're speaking standard Japanese?
- Yes. - I see.
- Okay, "HOPPY" and "HOP"...
- "HOPPY" and "HOP"... - Finally...
- "HOPPY" and "HOP"... - "HOPPY" and "HOP"...
- That's enough.
- What? - That's how it goes.
What?
You're singing like you're falling off a cliff or something!
(laughter)
It's been a while since I've seen CG!
It's been a while!
I don't know what you're saying, Ai-chan!
I was going to have you do "hoppy de hop" but...
I sang it too, just in case.
You sang it?
Yes.
Did you do "hoppy de hop" just now?
Yes, I did.
Really?
Yes.
Was it good?
Yes.
I did it.
You did "hoppy de hop"?
I did it!
(laughter)
Ai-chan, you too!
I want to be a man!
(laughter)
Wait a minute!
Yes?
Hoppy de hop
Before that!
Yes?
There's one thing I want you to do.
Yes?
Um...
I have a favor to ask of you.
You're trying to make an era, aren't you?
Can I? Can I?
Yes.
With this! With this!
I want you to pour me a drink!
A drink!
Um...
It's not a drink!
It's a drink!
Of course it's a drink!
(laughter)
Give him a drink!
No!
That's embarrassing!
You can't give him a drink!
No!
I saw Taka-san's parents...
No!
What are you doing?
What?
I saw Taka-san's parents and I thought it was great...
You saw my parents?
Did you see my clothes somewhere?
No!
I saw it on TV the other day...
When Taka-san was...
doing Mino like this...
I thought it was great...
Okay, go back and I'll add the audio.
Oh, really?
KONAKICHI...
What are you doing?
This is fine, but...
It's going to cost you money!
But it didn't come out today!
Huh? It did come out!
But today, the Yasuda era is finally coming to an end!
It's great!
It's happy!
Finally, among these four newcomers...
Hoppy and Hop are finally...
in front of us!
I don't know why, but I can't stop talking!
I can't stop talking!
Wow, our rivals haven't changed at all!
That's right!
But Yasuda really ended it!
This is bad! Let's go to the next one!
No! Wait a minute!
Today, I have something I want to talk about with you two.
Something you want to talk about?
Yes.
I want to know what kind of people men like.
Hops?
Huh? Hops?
Hops! Hops!
That's not it!
Hops! Hops!
So...
Hops...
So...
So... where do men think she's cute?
I think Yoshi will be healed.
Me?
See? That's where Kei comes in!
Don't say that!
That's right!
Let me give you an example.
If you tell Kei "I like you," what would you do?
I'd punch her.
What are you talking about?!
I'd punch her for real!
Huh?!
I'd punch her for real!
You wouldn't joke about it?
I wouldn't!
I'd punch her!
I'd get into a bounce...
I'd punch her!
And then...
I'd punch her!
What are you trying to say?!
So...
What are you trying to say?!
You're crazy!
I'm not trying to be praised!
What are you trying to say?!
So...
There's this thing called "men's talk," right?
"She's really cute," or...
This line is...
Men only talk.
I'd like to have a conversation like that.
There's a conversation only men have.
I'm sure of it.
Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo Poppigeo
What do you want to say?
I haven't taken anything.
Call me Kimeko...
Yes!
She came out earlier!
That's not what's happening.
No, Because...
Well, don't worry...
Well, if you are tired, sing.
Uh?
Yep...
Don't worry...
Kimeko, speak up, please.
Yes!
Uh, the recent nickname is 'Kimeko'.
Uh, please...
Listen!
So, you call her Kimeko?
What's your name?
What?
Recently...
Please listen!
Nankotsu... Nankotsuto!
With love, right?
Yes, with love.
Kate, health.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why did you write it down?
It's cheap!
Why did you write it down?
I don't want to know about cheap items like this!
What? You want to know about Kate's daily life, right?
You want to know about Kate's daily life, right?
What do you want to know about Kate's daily life?
What? Are you a comic book character?
I want to know! Please listen!
What is Kate's daily life?
What is your life like?
I don't like getting wet.
Then you should get up!
Please listen!
What?
What is painful?
Is it a bizarre story?
I want to know about it!
What is your daily life like?
You're still talking!
I'm sorry!
I want to know about Kate's health!
What is Kate's health?
I want to know about Kate's health!
I said I wanted to know, what is it?
Recently, I've been drinking and bathing...
I'm so happy!
You should bathe!
- This is a big deal! - Mizrab! Mizrab!
Recently, I've been thinking of studying English,
and when I write letters, I always end up writing "mizrab".
But Kei-chan's daily life is interesting in the end.
- What daily life? What is it? - It's like...
- So you don't sleep at night... - You didn't sleep?
but you're doing kanji drills.
What's wrong, Kei-chan?
Well, we'll be back next week.
Next week, we'll be sending you a talk show.
This has been Morning Musume.
- Thank you! - Why did you leave us?!
See you next week!
I wanted to hear you talk about something nice!
- I'm not talking about you! - I'm not talking about you!
Go to bed, you!
Get out of my way!
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