AISubs v3.5
Wait!
Now, I really want to get into it, but ...
Taka-san, Morning Musume did three dramas for New Year's Day.
Hey, there's something I want to say about that New Year's drama.
What is it?
My beloved ...
This "Godzan" came out ...
"Izuno Odoriko"?
"Izuno" came out.
Yes, it came out.
That ... how do you say it ...
Hey! Don't come out in front of me!
Was there a scene like that?
If you ask me ...
Ayu, fish dishes, like sudachi, kabosu, or lemon ...
There's a citrus flavor, right?
Yes, yes, there is.
There are people who eat it all at once, but for me ...
When I eat it, that citrus flavor goes around in my mouth.
It spreads.
The taste of ayu disappears.
Hey! Don't come out in front of me!
Citrus flavor!
It's like ayu doesn't come out because you stand up.
That "ayu" is "Godzan".
Yes, yes, yes.
Now, who was in front of you? Please look at it.
The singing version will be provided by Edwin and ...
... the following sponsors.
Don't forget that it's cheap.
See you again!
See you!
Come back soon!
Don't forget that it's cheap.
But it's not funny!
Oho!
Ohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho!
That wasn't bad, but what was Yasuda's role? An old man?
Why?!
Yasuda was raised by an old woman.
An old woman?!
And she was sold off?
That's right. She sold me off again.
Sold you off again...
You were sold off once...
Yes!
And now you're getting beaten up!
You got beaten up again!
What?!
Some people want you to sell them off.
Why? Because it's funny?
Because it's funny!
If it's funny, I want you to sell me off!
That's not it, right?
If it's funny, it means there was someone who bought you, right?
That's right!
Who bought you? Was it a volunteer?
You were all tickled, and you got beaten up again.
Did you not like it?
It hurt.
Why didn't I want that role?!
I don't like it!
If you wanted to do that role, why did you give me a job at the TBS bar?!
Get out of my way! Get out of my way!
If you look at the movie now,
I think it was a scene that symbolized a woman who was about to give birth in the future.
If you look at the age and gender...
It was Yasuda.
That's what I thought!
If you think about Yasuda graduating...
What will happen?
I imagined it, and I think it will be like this!
Let's listen!
TBS announcer...
Shiga-san?
Huh?
Shiga-san is...
Yes, this is TBS's "North Side Side Stairs".
For about four years...
Yasuda-san's contribution to "North Side Side Side Stairs"...
A shrine has been built here.
The elderly around here...
And also, visitors from far away.
At this stage, there are really many visitors.
And here is what you are looking for...
Yasuda's contribution.
Shiga-san!
Yes!
What is it that you are holding in your hands right now?
This is...
Yes!
It is called "Yasuda's Character Handling Doll".
When you hold it like this...
Your character will stand up!
It is really a grateful thing.
It is a Character Handling Doll, isn't it?
It is a Character Handling Doll.
Does everyone have it?
That's right!
All visitors hold it dearly in their hearts.
I think everyone has it, including your grandparents and grandparents.
Let me ask you something...
Yes!
What is it that you are holding in your hands right now?
Yes!
When I held this "Yasuda's Character Handling Doll" and made my visit...
My character started to stand up with excitement!
It is really a grateful thing!
Then, as always...
What kind of character is it?
Please visit us!
What kind of character is it?
What kind of character...
What kind of character is it?
I would like to look back on the difficult path I have taken.
That is...
"Chill Story".
Please enjoy it.
This story...
It's a story about a girl with a broken arm who drew a mysterious fate.
Four years ago...
"Morning Musume" appeared for the first time on "Utadani".
It was a memorable first step as an idol.
And she gave birth here.
I'm 17 years old. Nice to meet you.
It's been hard since I came into this world...
So I went outside.
Scary!
Poor dog!
An entertainer who abandoned even her partner...
However...
The one who was waiting for Yasuda...
No matter what you do, you can't see it.
No matter where you go, you can't see Johnson.
That's great!
Don't say "what the hell"?
"What the hell"?
Can you do anything?
You're angry, but what do you do?
What do you do?
What are you doing?
It is said that other members stand out.
Yasuda spent yesterday's days without even being called by name.
You don't remember, do you?
That's why...
However...
The chance came suddenly.
A new unit, "Kuchimo" met.
Around this time, there was a big change in Yasuda's feelings.
Yasuda's revenge started from here.
Yasuda's ambition...
It's rude!
I've been doing it for a week!
Adedani, Gotzan and Yoshizak are middle school seniors.
That's right!
How about you, Yasuda?
I'm 19.
Fuck you and get out of here!
Why did you say that?
You said that it would be easier for you to quit next time, didn't you?
I said that!
I said it!
It's rude!
I won't forgive you until the end!
What?
You'll lose!
Lose?
Yasuda, what kind of woman are you aiming for?
An artist who doesn't exist in this world.
An artist who doesn't exist in this world?
It's over.
If there's an audience in front of you, you have to catch at least one of them and take them home.
It's over.
If there's an audience in front of you, you have to catch at least one of them and take them home.
You're free, Yasuda.
You're amazing!
And one day, he couldn't forgive the others and became a target of the members' admiration.
I like you, too!
I'm sick of you!
At last, Yasuda arrived.
Yasuda, the great master of Saradachi.
What's this?
Wow!
Thank you!
How is it, Yasuda?
It's a great video. Thank you.
By the way, this is a Yasuda character doll made by famous pottery artist Shurei Miura.
What is this?
Ah!
Hey!
Ah!
You scared me!
What are you doing?
You scared me!
Um...
Just in case...
Idiot!
Tana-san!
What's wrong with you?
Ah!
What are you doing?
Ah!
Hey, Yasuda!
Cody!
Yasuda!
Yasuda! Cody!
What are you doing?
Um...
My face...
Ah!
My face...
Come on!
My face...
Yasuda! Yasuda! Yasuda!
You scared me!
Ah!
My face...
Ah!
Don't be angry!
Yasuda!
Ah!
Wow!
Your face broke up!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hahahaha!
Well...
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I have something to celebrate!
Haha!
I don't like it
when my face...
becomes like this!
Huh?!
Haha!
Hahaha!
Hahahaha!
So scary!
Enough!
Aw!
(laughs)
(cheers)
Nice!
I'm your host, Yuri!
Wow! So cute!
Thank you!
Why are you doing this?
Since we're here...
So, we were thinking of giving these four characters dolls to four team members,
but unfortunately, it turned out like this.
But, look at this! Here you go!
Wow!
The hairstyle is different.
Is it all hand-made?
Yes, it's all hand-made.
But, they're all original, so they're all handmade.
This is so cute!
But, there's nothing on her hair!
But, out of these 108 characters, there's only one that's winking.
(cheers)
But, since it's a win, we're looking forward to many more.
Here's the prize!
Are you really giving it to me?
Here's the prize!
Which one is it?
It's winking.
Thank you!
Here you go!
Wow!
(cheers)
This is for the 108 people.
Wow!
(cheers)
I'm waiting for you, Kei-chan!
Why?
It's a lot of money for Yassaba!
I know, right?
I never thought we'd get this much money!
Well, thanks to all of you watching the show...
Yes!
Yassaba-san, please wink at the camera!
Huh?
Come here!
He's back!
Huh, Yoshi-kun?
What's wrong, Yoshi? There's no room for you to return it.
What's wrong, Yoshi?
You don't look like your usual self!
You look like you're lonely.
What's wrong, Yoshi?
What are you doing?!
It's cute!
It's cute?!
No, Yoshi is fine.
Taka-san's wink is about the same as Kei-chan's.
Wait a minute!
Both of you are rude!
That was a little annoying!
Hey, hey!
Wait a minute! Then Johnson, you do it!
No!
Johnson, you do it?
Johnson's wink.
[I'm sorry, Kei-san...]
You're going too far!
I'm Canadian Prime Minister, so I'm definitely losing, right?!
You're not Prime Minister!
You're Canadian Minister!
I'm sorry! I'm Kei-san, so I'm losing!
Don't come forward!
I don't like it!
I don't want to leave it like this.
Leave it more and more.
I don't like it!
Is it because Johnson appears more often that these four people don't appear?
We haven't talked at all yet.
That's right.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Yay!
Now, for the sake of these four people...
Let's build up these four characters.
Let's bring out the characters!
Lesson 1 - Character Touch Self-Introduction
If self-introductions have an impact,
I think it will make your impression stronger.
But it's cheap and it takes four years.
Yes.
Until you make me a doll like that.
Will it be okay?
- Let's do it. - You have to say "it's okay".
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- Say "I'll do my best". - I'll do my best!
- Right? - I'll do my best!
- You want me to say it? - Yes.
- Okay. - Go!
I'm Ogawa Makoto, 14 years old, and I love pumpkins!
When I didn't have anything at home, I ate pumpkins raw.
But it was hard and bad,
so I'll try not to eat pumpkins raw in the future!
She's a pumpkin!
Okay, we've introduced our characters!
- Are you Ogawa-san? - Yes!
Let's go with "pumpkin"!
Okay, next!
I'm Mii Gaki Lisa, 13 years old, and I'm a first year middle school student!
My nickname is only called by my members,
but it's "mame"! Thank you!
- Mame! - Mame!
- Okay, third person! Go! - I'll do my best!
I'm Takahashi Ai, a 5th generation member of Fukui Prefecture.
People often ask me "where is Fukui Prefecture?",
so I'll do my best to make sure you remember it!
And my senior from Fukui Prefecture is Itsuki Hiroshi-san!
ITSUKI!
I remembered!
"Pumpkin, Mame, Hiroshi"!
We've introduced our characters!
Okay, last one! Go!
I'm Asami Konno from Sapporo, Hokkaido. I'm 14 years old.
My favorite sushi story is "Katayottete".
Tuna, toro and salmon.
My favorite sushi story is "Katayottete".
Tuna, toro and salmon.
I'm Asami Konno from Sapporo, Hokkaido. I'm 14 years old.
My favorite sushi story is "Katayottete".
Rusted salmon and toro...
Wait a minute!
You said...
"Rusted salmon and toro"...
You said...
"My favorite sushi story is "Katayottete".
You said "Rusted salmon and toro"...
But you said "Rusted salmon and toro"...
"I'll eat you up".
"I'm used to eating".
This is my favorite part.
That was good!
When I stood up like this, you ate me up.
When you changed your ad-lib, you ate me up again.
You ate me up!
Let's start from your good head!
I'm Asami Konno from Sapporo, Hokkaido. I'm 14 years old.
My favorite sushi story is "Katayottete".
Rusted salmon and toro...
And salmon and tuna...
I made a point.
Since you're all fish...
I'll give you some delicious food...
So you can eat like me...
And I'll make you eat like me...
I'm sorry!
I'm a traveler, so I'm a traveler!
What are you doing?
I'm a traveler, so I'm a traveler!
Do you know?
Even in Salt Lake City, security is very strict...
So the earlier you go, the more checks you get, right?
So if you move a little and everyone enters the venue...
You can go smoothly!
I'm a traveler, so I'm a traveler!
But I don't think you showed your personal self- introduction...
Beware!
Let other seniors see their personal self- introductions, too!
That's right! Let your seniors see their personal self- introductions, too!
Let your seniors see their personal self- introductions, too!
Let's just set up some delicious food and eat it!
All right, let's show our personal self- introductions!
All right, so...
You guys have become like a convenience store now!
Hello there!
Let's introduce ourselves.
Yes, please introduce yourself!
Then everyone together!
One, two, turn around!
I'm Akira.
Is it over? Is it over?
Thank you for today!
Thank you for your hard work!
I really want to take you home and take a bath together!
Please wash it for me!
Okay, let's do it!
Okay, Yasuda Kei!
Okay!
Come on, official!
Okay!
Kei, I'm coming!
Okay, here we go!
Okay!
Which one?
I'm Yasuda Kei!
My favorite food is...
cartilage!
Cartilage!
What?! Why do you say that?!
Don't do it! Nobody can stop you!
It's a trend!
The food that's in trend these days is...
Why do you say "pork rib" twice?!
Why?!
Why do you say "pork rib" twice?!
Why do you say it twice?!
Senpai, you're amazing!
You can't say "it's pork rib" right?
It's pork rib
Because normally, the correct standard is "it's pork rib"
It's pork rib
Now, Gachi-con Morning Musume...
In short, we're going to have the four new members tell their good and bad points to you, Senpai.
Kondo!
Yes!
What's your good point, Kagochi?
It's when you're eating deliciously.
When you're eating what?
When you say "the bento is delicious" and I say "yes, it's delicious!"
I think it's cute.
How about you, Dossi?
Kondo...
You normally look at the camera, right?
That's the only way you can get Taka-san's heart.
I see.
You're envious of him, right?
That's right.
Just by looking at the camera, you can get Taka- san's heart.
See! See!
See!
Is that how much Taka-san laughs for you?
You know, when we went to Kansai Forest Park...
Wow, it's upside down like this!
We were like "whew!"
Wow, it's upside down like this!
It's like when a fish approaches you, right?
It's a good thing, it's a good thing.
Now, let's talk about the bad things about us.
Let's start with Nachi.
Bad things... Ah, my bangs.
My bangs are always messy like this.
Right, Konno? Nachi always has it like this.
She always has it fixed for me.
I see.
I should be more careful about it.
It's a good thing, isn't it?
Oh, what's this?
Huh?
Excuse me, please say it again.
She said it again.
What?
What happened?
She said it again.
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing...
My bangs are always messy like this...
Excuse me, please say it again.
It hurts! It hurts!
She said it again.
What's wrong with you?!
She said it again.
Ah, I see.
So, you know, my bangs are always messy like this...
I think you should be more careful about it and fix it.
Yes, go ahead and say it.
If I say it, it's pretty realistic...
Excuse me, please say it again.
Say it again, say it again.
I want to say it properly.
Please say it.
If I say it...
Um...
It might be realistic...
It might be realistic, but...
I don't know what to say.
Why? For example, what do you mean?
Even if you say you can't say anything...
Excuse me, please say it again.
Go ahead and say it.
Um...
I think you should work harder on your singing.
Um, your voice is too small!
Ah, that surprised me!
Don't scare me like that!
Eh?! Eh?! Your voice is too loud!
I'm not saying your singing is weird or anything like that!
You scared me!
Now, Yasuda-
What is it?!
Wait a minute, I don't want Yasuda-san to say it.
I haven't said anything yet!
Now, let's continue!
Now, Umami-san's good points!
Now, Yossi!
Um, Taka-san's surprised face.
His surprised face.
Now, Yasuda-
Taka-san's-
Wait a minute, I don't want Yasuda-san to say it.
I haven't said anything yet!
Now, let's continue!
Now, Ishikawa-san's good points!
Um, his youthfulness?
Ah, that's good!
Tsujichi!
His face is too small!
His face is too small, that's good!
Now, Takagocchi!
It's like you, Umami-san!
Now, Yossi!
Because you're cute!
I'm sorry! Please say it again!
Because you're cute!
I'm sorry! Please say it again!
Because you're cute!
Wait a minute!
Don't say it to Yasuda-san!
Now, let's continue!
Now, Muko-chan!
His youthfulness is cute!
Ah, that's good!
Tsujichi's good points!
Now, Tsuji!
He's laughing all day!
He's laughing, isn't he!
Now, Takagocchi!
His e-mails are always like...
I love you!
Like that, I get a lot of kisses!
That's good!
Now, Yossi!
His words are very clear!
Ah, that's good!
Now, let's continue with his bad points!
Now, Yasuda!
Yes!
Wait a minute, Yasuda-san didn't say it yet!
That is, Ogawa is...
Wait a minute, say it again!
Um, Ogawa is... how do you say it...
Even when he's having a hard time...
Yasuda-san, you're wrong about that!
It seems like Yasuda has something...
Something behind him!
Yes! That's right! I'll release a photo book!
A photo book?!
That's right!
You released "Gocchan", "Yoshi"...
You released "Ishikawa" too.
You released "Yaguchi" too, right?
Yes! "Nacchi" too!
"Nacchi" too...
Next...
Next?!
Yes!
Why are you releasing it?!
Eh, why?
So, the reason...
The reason is...
Memories of graduation?
That's not it!
It's like "Do you have a diploma?"
That's not it!
What is it?
I want more and more people to know about Yasuda- ken.
What is it?
Look at it! It's so high up!
What's the title of "Gocchan"?
"Gotoumaki".
See? Isn't it good?!
Right?!
"Gotoumaki" photo book.
"Gotoumaki".
"Yoshi" is...
"Nacchi" is...
"Nacchi" is "Natsumi".
"Natsumi"...
"Ishikawa" is...
"Rika Ishikawa" I think...
"Rika Ishikawa"...
"Yaguchi" is...
And?
"Kei" is...
Wait! Why are you laughing?!
When it came to "photo book" up to this point...
Yes!
I think you pushed it a lot!
Yes! That's right!
Right?!
"Yoshi" photo book...
"Yoshi" or...
Right?!
In "Nacchi"'s case...
"Natsumi" and...
Right?!
So why?!
"Yasuda-ken" photo book...
Kodaki-jiji
"Kodaki-jiji"?!
What's wrong with you?! Don't point it out!
What should I do...
Kei
Yes, it's "kei" in alphabet.
What are you doing?!
It's a little dirty...
What kind of photo did you like?
- I saw it! - You saw it?!
- I saw it! - It's like...
It's like "mino"!
It's difficult!
I saw it!
It's okay!
"Kei" and "Natsumi"
Where did you get it?
By the way, where did you get it?
- In Okinawa. - Okinawa.
I got it in "Kinuta Park".
What's wrong with you?!
Didn't you have anything else?
"Nacchi" went to a studio in Tokyo or "Urahara".
- "Urahara"! - Oh, "Urahara"!
I went to "Karuizawa" and "Yokohama".
I was near "Haneda Airport".
When did you film it?
I want you to say it more and more. Why are you making me laugh?
Why do you put yourself first?
And, where was your first photo shoot?
- Where was it? - "Ubasteyama"?
"Azabujuban"!
"Azabujuban" is...
- Wait a minute! - What is it?
It's like this when you're in "Juban Onsengai".
"Yakiniwa" is good!
And you're grilling "senbei".
- It's like "taiyaki". - "Naniwaya".
It's like you're in "kada".
I want to eat it!
- I want to eat it! - It's like you're in "Konaki Jiji".
I want to eat it!
- You should model and make "monaca". - I want to eat it!
- "Monaca" might be good. - In front of a concert hall.
- I want to eat it! - "Manju"!
- "Kei" isn't good. - It's not good?
"Konaki Jiji Manju".
Next week we'll have "a-jump".
- Are you okay, brother? - Yes!
- You're back! - Yes!
- Are you okay, brother? - Doesn't he get angry?
- Like what you're doing? - He gets angry in his pajamas.
What?!
What?! That's not fair!
Mei-chan, you smell like love.
We're siblings!
I can forgive you if you don't mind.
It's fine, right?
Hey, what's up with you?
Don't go.
Am I little?
Oh, it's Kototaro Blue Service.
Isn't it for Mei-chan?
Are you two close?
We're really close!
I go home every day and spin around in the living room.
No, I teach Yuuki how to do it.
Teach what?
How to lift your legs up and spin around.
Like this, right?
Yeah, how to turn your back and spin around.
And backspin.
Is there anyone who can do backspin now?
I'll practice!
It'd be cool if we decided on the next song, right?
Yeah, it'd be cool.
Then we'll decide it and watch it till the end.
That's it for today.
Two members of E-Jump and two members of London Blues No. 1 and No. 2.
Bo-san!
That's all for today.
Today's guest was Morning Musume.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!