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[Minimoni Choreography Class]
Speaking of new songs, here it is again.
"Minimoni Choreography Class"!
[Minimoni Choreography Class]
This time, Makai-kun will do it.
This time, my legs are broken.
My knees are swollen and my teeth are broken.
It's a show that makes you work.
What is the point of this choreography test?
It's "chu".
"Chu"?
There are a lot of girlish gestures in it.
Okay, show me.
But now, elementary school and middle school students will practice it, right?
Of course.
Everyone, practice it and it will be announced tomorrow.
Anyway, show me one chorus.
Understood.
Then, please.
Go ahead!
Cut down on goods, of course
Have fun with everyone while drinking
Yeah yeah
Rice cakes (mochi?)
Mochi mochi mochi mochi mochi mochi momo (flower?)
Flowers flowers flowers
Let's decorate
A year-round Hira Majulie
If I could do it every day Hira Majulie
Girls wish
♪ Someday I'll be able to fly with someone.
OK.
Let's start from Eimi again.
This is difficult.
You'll learn it.
Today you'll learn everything in one class.
Really?
Stop it, Tato-san!
Kago, Kago, tell me.
Let's start from Eimi.
From Eimi.
This is the same.
It's over.
2002 Minimoni News!
Who will go first?
I'll go first.
Go ahead.
Ta-da! Minimoni Kohaku is here for the first time!
Congratulations!
This is...
She wasn't included in the team.
Because she's here as a morning girl, right?
That's right.
And then...
There was a corner...
With the kids...
Minimoni...
Came out together.
She just debuted last year...
And she didn't think she'd be in Kohaku...
So...
As Minimoni...
This is important news.
Those two...
It's their first time in Kohaku.
They came out last year too.
It's their second time.
It's their first time as new members.
It's their first time in Kohaku.
Last year...
She helped me change.
She helped you change?
Yes.
You danced with her, right?
That's right.
When I was in Hikaru Genji's group...
I helped her change.
You have to let go of the roller skate.
Girls' Generation!
And Hikaru Genji comes...
Behind you.
And when you take it off...
You have to let go of it.
Someone did it together...
And they were late.
You're late.
Is that scary?
Did I do that?
Let's move on.
Mika!
Ta-dah!
Good evening, all "Utubon" viewers.
This is Mika speaking.
Today, I will introduce...
A new Japanese word that I have learned.
Say it in Japanese.
Since I'm American...
I thought I'd show off my English.
I see!
So you just said...
You learned a new Japanese word?
Yes, like a newscaster.
Thank you!
What did you learn?
"Chigiri"!
"Chigiri"?
"Chibiri"?
"Chigiri"?
"Chigiru"?
"Chigiri"?
No, no!
You don't know "chigiri"?
You know Itsuki Hiroshi's song "Chigiri", right?
I really like it.
But I didn't know what "chigiri" was...
So I looked it up in a dictionary.
"A pledge", "a vow" or "marriage".
Do you know what "chigiri" means?
In a sushi restaurant...
"Excuse me, what would you like to "chigiri" with?"
I don't know.
"What would you like to "chigiri" with?" That's weird.
Who's next?
Next.
"I'm addicted to curry udon".
You made that in the dressing room?
So you're addicted to curry udon.
What are you waiting for?
I'm addicted to udon now.
I'm done.
I can finally make it now!
Udon...
Curry udon!
It's my first time making curry udon by myself.
At home?
Yes.
How do you make it?
Add water...
Curry powder...
And udon.
So you don't make a soup stock out of it?
Yes.
What about ingredients?
Nothing.
The root of curry is udon.
Yes.
Was it good?
It was kind of slimy.
Slimy?
It was slimy?
It was slimy.
So you're done with hajidan ice cream?
I ate it yesterday.
So if it's hajidan ice cream and curry udon, which do you buy now?
That's a problem.
In front of me was hajidan ice cream and really good curry udon.
Right?
I'm hungry.
Please eat up.
You don't have to worry about your weight.
You're not hungry at all.
Please eat up.
Which one will you eat up?
I can eat curry udon anytime,
but ice cream...
Yes.
After taking a bath and...
3 o'clock.
After taking a bath and eating ice cream?
I want to eat it.
After taking a bath and...
3 o'clock.
Around 3 o'clock.
Do you want to eat it twice a day?
Can you eat it twice?
I want to eat a lot when I can eat it.
What is the best taste when you can eat it?
Three.
You ate 24 ice creams.
That's amazing.
I ate too much.
That's amazing.
I'm hungry.
I ate curry udon the other day.
You ate it.
I left my cell phone here.
There was a stuffed animal there.
You left your cell phone there while you ate curry udon?
Yes.
I went to the bathroom and came back.
Then...
I left my cell phone here.
I wanted to sit like this.
I did like this.
I thought I would sit like this.
This cell phone was sinking in the bowl.
The next day...
Number! Number!
I said...
Look, there's curry in it. Look, it's a number phone.
Number! Number!
It became a buzzword.
That cell phone...
When you call a cell phone...
you call it "number".
I see.
Do you have a cell phone?
Yes.
Do you have one?
Do you send emails?
I do.
Really?!
I send prank emails to Yaguchi-san.
I send prank calls.
I send "Mari, I love you."
That's amazing.
In the past...
You've grown up, Mari.
I sent those kinds of emails.
Do you know they're from the past?
I do.
I get their address.
Their address?
No.
What?!
Cell phones don't have that kind of function.
Really?!
They do.
That's better than that!
You're talking too much!
That's better than that!
It's broken.
They...
send me emails like "Tsuji" or "Lose Den"...
like prank calls.
I stepped on it.
I broke my arm.
Don't touch it.
What should I do?!
She's been in a drunken state lately.
It's broken.
That's enough, Yurigira, Yurigira.
Yurigira, Yurigira.
Let's move on to the last one.
The last one.
Yes, Kago-chan.
I...
I got a drop ball.
Who did you get it from?
Kago.
From whom?
You gave it to them?
I got it.
Who did you get it from?
My relatives.
How much did you get it from your relatives?
Two thousand yen and two yen.
Two thousand and two yen.
What are you going to buy?
Kago, Kago, I'm not going to buy it.
Are you going to eat it?
Yes.
I'm going to save money and buy a wedding dress for my mother when she grows up.
You eat it.
Yes.
New Year's Eve every year.
Yes.
What kind of wedding dress do you want to wear?
White one.
White one?
I want to wear white one.
Who do you like?
Who is standing next to you?
A man.
I don't know.
A big man.
A big man?
Like Nakagi-kun?
He is small.
I am not small.
He is small.
How tall are you? About 50 cm?
I am under 150 cm.
How tall are you?
I am 165 cm.
Aren't you tall?
I am small.
Are you small?
I am small.
He is about 170 cm.
Yes, about that.
He is about 170 cm.
Men want 170 cm.
How old do you want to get married?
How old can I get married?
You can get married.
Can I get married?
How old do you want to get married?
I don't know.
My lifespan is short.
Here you are.
Excuse me?
Here you are.
Your lifespan is short.
Yes.
You are short-lived.
I don't know.
I am negative now.
You are negative now.
Are there any celebrities or sports players?
No, there aren't.
No?
There are people who imitate me.
Who do you imitate?
Gackt.
Gackt?
Yes.
You have something new.
Is he new?
I don't know.
He looks like Gackt.
Here you are, Gackt.
Excuse me?
Please say something.
Gackt, what kind of food do you like now?
Now...
Curry miso?
What is it?
She is cute.
She is new.
Yes.
Please don't promote her too much.
I don't know.
Let's start with the count.
Just the chorus.
I want to go to Nagoya station.
Cha-cha-bam!
Yes.
Let's start with Ms. Takanaki.
Do I have to do it, too?
Yes, you do.
Let me do it, too.
Please do it!
Last time you were like...
Pepperoncini, too!
What's that?
That's nothing.
There's nothing this time.
What's the intro?
The intro is...
"Walking a little" is the theme.
"Walking a little"?
Look at me.
I walk like this.
That's the theme.
Let's hear the intro.
Show me.
Here we go.
One, two, three...
Let's go!
Minimoni...hinamutsuri...minimoni...hinamutsuri... oh!
Minimoni...hinamutsuri...minimoni...hinamutsuri...
It's a little hard for you to say "minimoni".
What should I do?
Remember Kago-chan, Taka-san.
Huh? I remember her face?
What should we do?
Here we go.
Here we go, Kago-chan.
This is how you do it.
Like this, right?
That's right.
Then, from your right hand...
Ladies and gentlemen...
It sounds a little cheeky...
Gentlemen...
That's right!
It sounds cheeky!
Here we go.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Minimoni...hinamutsuri...festival...
Festival!
And carnival!
Let's go!
That's not it!
Let's go!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Minimoni...hinamutsuri...festival...
Let's go!
Minimoni...hinamutsuri...
Minimoni...
- hinamutsuri... - minimoni...
- bonbon... - hinamutsuri...
- OK! - sus!
- OK! - hai!
- YOSHI! - hahahahaha!
- OK, I'm going to sleep! - oi!
- hahahahaha! - haai!
- hahahahaha! - hahahahaha!
- I'm supposed to be translating this year, but...
- hahahahaha! - hahahahaha!
- You're here, aren't you, miss? - Yes!
- I'm the one who wanted to join Morning Musume... - hahahahaha!
- I'm waiting for Mr. Otosaku... - hahahahaha!
- OK, let's begin! - OK!
- The screen in the middle of the match was a pumpkin. - hahahahaha!
- Thank you very much. - hahahahaha!
- OK, let's begin! Minimoni with... - hahahahaha!
- Degagoni... - hahahahaha!
- Music, start! - hahahahaha!
- Ladies and gentlemen... - hahahahaha!
- Minimoni... - hahahahaha!
- hinamutsuri... - hinamutsuri...
- enjoy! - hahahahaha!
- Minimoni... - hahahahaha!
- It's good, it's good!
- Stop!
- hahahahaha!
- It's ugly, ugly!
- hahahahaha!
- It's been a while, it's been a while!
- It's huge!
- hahahahaha!
- It's difficult!
- How was it this time?
- It's more difficult than "rin, rin, rin", isn't it?
- It's easy even if you remember it.
- It's easy even if you remember it? - Yes.
- Well, everyone watching the show will imitate it and do it at school, right? - That's right.
- I'd like to go home now, but...
- hahahahaha!
- Next time, we'll do our best without going abroad! - Yes!
- We'll do our best! - Yes!
- Sorry, I'm on TV now.
- Happy 14th birthday, February 7th!
- Happy birthday!
- Thank you!
- We have a birthday present for you!
- Here it is!
- Yay!
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
- Wow! - Here you go, Aina-san!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Since Kago loves sweets, she built a house of sweets! - Wow!
- This house! - Wow!
- You can eat everything! - It smells good!
Yes, there are a lot of sweets in the house!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Is it good? - Is it good?
- Can I eat it too? - Isn't it delicious?
- Please go inside and try it! - Wow!
- That's it! - Wow!
- Um... - Yes?
- Um... - There are a lot of things, but is this Kago's present?
- I'll eat it now! - Then Kago-chan, you can eat it in here!
- Um... Nakai-san? - Wait a minute!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Is it good? How much is it? Castella? - Yes!
- It's a castella! - Yes!
- Nakai-san! - Sorry, I'm on TV right now!
- Please eat one! - Oh, me!
- Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! - Wait, wait, wait!
- Happy Birthday! 19 years old! - Wow!
- Sorry, you're wearing it. - 19 years old! I'm 19 years old!
It's like you want me to take off my basket.
- Um, Nakai san, I want a present. - Hey, is there a manager here?
- Isn't there anything? - Huh?! You're 19 years old?!
- That's right! - Then, speaking of 19 years old,
- it's the first time for girls to become adults. - Do you have a present?
- I'm an adult. - 19 years old and 30 years old are girls' adult years,
- so we have to make them laugh. - Even as an adult, we have to make them laugh.
- Really? - Then, let's go! Yaguchi's present is...
- Eh?! I'm scared! - Eh?!
- Since you're adults and you have to make people laugh, - Yes.
- we have these people here! - Yes.
- I think you should do it rather than not doing it. - Wow!
- Yaguchi, you can do it here. - Yes.
- Here, okay? - Can I do it here? - Yes.
- Can you do it here? - Yes.
- Then, you should put your hands together. - Yes.
- Then, close your eyes. - Yes.
- Please close your eyes. - Yes.
- Then, I think you have your own feelings and wishes for 19 years old. - Yes.
- You should keep them in your heart. - Yes.
- When it's over, you should repeat it. - Yes, I understand.
- Yes, with your feelings. - Yes, I understand.
- Yes, please! - Yes.
- Please sing it! - Sing it! Sing it! Sing it!
- This is okay, right? - This good day...
- It's okay, you don't have to do it. - It's okay, you don't have to do it.
- Star...
- Minimo ni... - Star...
- Yaguchi mari... - Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
- Tegare... - Star...
- Yakubarai wo motsu... - Star...
What?!
The role is gone?!
It's fine now.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Write it down.
It's fine now.
This world, this fire...
It's fine now.
You're a fake.
I'm glad.
The role is gone now.
It must have been cool!
It's fine now!
Everyone, say goodbye!
Say goodbye!
She's 19 years old now!
That's right!
Speaking of 19, say goodbye!
Say goodbye!
What did you wish for during this pandemic?
I hope you'll be happy this year as well!
Do you always say that?
That's right! Don't you think I'm stupid?
I'm sorry, but you were stupid too!
I hope you'll make a boyfriend
and have a baby this year.
No, I'm still in my teens!
And you'll have a baby
in about 3 months!
No, I won't!
You'll have a baby in about 3 months!
I won't!
You'll have a baby in about 3 months in Japan!
She's still in her teens!
You'll have a baby in about 3 months in Japan!
I won't!
You'll have a baby in about 3 months in Japan!
You're still in your teens!
You'll have a boyfriend this year!
This year?
What if you're 20 years old?
Isn't it weird?
Don't you want to love somebody?
I want to!
You want me to play "Farewell to Piano" for you?
You know, you keep giving dreams to little kids.
Hey, listen to me, you guys!
Again, behind this kind of TV...
You know, you have to support your little ones like this.
It's definitely the last one.
Okay, Kago-chan, happy birthday!
No, no, no!
I dropped it!
What should we do, really?
Well, it can't be helped.
This year, we'll take care of the little ones and find a boyfriend next year.
We'll do our best!
When we're 20 years old.
Yes, I understand.
Okay!
Well, I don't know about you, but next week...
Next week is Aya Matsuura!
Yes!
As for Aya Matsuura, Takagi-san, you have a lot of feelings in you.
I hope you'll look forward to a very flashy segment.
And I'd like to say goodbye to Mizuki Arisa-san and Arashi-san.
Minimori-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Okay, see you next week! Have a good one!
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