AISubs v3.5
Well then, let's go. Tanpopo's audience, let's go!
Thank you for having me!
What is it?
It's the image of this single.
What kind of image is it?
It's Kifujin.
Kifujin?
Yes.
All of you?
Yes, that's right.
Don't say it before Puchimori.
No, usually it's us a week before and Puchimori a week later.
But this time it's the other way around.
That's right.
Ah, so Puchimori will come out first and get first place.
Then on the second week, Tanpopo won't be able to catch up and you'll lose again.
No, it hasn't been decided yet.
But this time, honestly, you don't feel like you can beat Puchimori?
No, it's not like that.
Earlier I went to see what they were doing in the studio next door.
They were wearing really short skirts and hot pants and they were really cute.
Yossi and their skirts were really cute.
Huh?
Hello.
I did warn you earlier.
When you did "lastest".
What did you say?
You have a lot of camera eyes.
Taka-san told me.
"I'll bring it with me when we do "lastest".
Why doesn't he listen to my advice as a senior?
He said he'd bring it with him.
It was really hard in the studio.
Seeing Yossi and Got-san's photos.
Did anyone show their photos?
Ishikawa did.
Ishikawa did?
Yes.
What about here?
Yaguchi?
Not yet.
What about you, Johnson?
I... I haven't shown it yet.
You won't show it?
No, I want to show it.
Even here, you have camera eyes.
Can you stop it?
What are you saying?
Korean people are...
Korean people are sweet.
Because you're sweet.
That's not it!
But Tanpopo does it too.
What's Johnson in it?
It's Tanpopo.
If Johnson did it alone...
Johnson...
That's right. Mr. Johnson.
Mr. Johnson? What kind of song is that?
If Johnson did it alone...
Me?
It's really funny. It sells a lot.
Does it sell?
I'm Johnson.
I don't know the meaning of it.
I'm Johnson.
Make it an afro hair and make it black.
You know, you have a good style.
A little bit like that 70's...
Like R and B of black people.
That's it!
Like that.
All black people in the back.
You can produce it in a singing room.
For Johnson's sake, I'll put three dancers in the back.
Johnson and three dancers.
That's good.
It'll sell for sure.
That's good.
I'll produce it for you.
Thank you very much.
But I'm Tanpopo.
That's impossible!
Why is that?
I told you not to say it!
Either way, it'll sell!
Tanpopo has a long tongue.
But you can't help it if you have a long tongue.
You used to eat rice in Kamesho and eat maipara.
There was a time like that, but it led you to Rin, Rin, Rin, didn't it?
No, it's not like that.
Tanpopo has it and she has a long tongue, so she continues to sing good songs at her own pace.
I think I love it the most of all of you.
Because you only have this.
Yes.
I'll say it now.
Yes.
Minimori and Tanpopo, which one is more difficult?
If you had to choose one, which one would you choose, Yaguchi-san?
Ehh, that's difficult.
Minimori is Minimori, but it has been established, hasn't it?
That's right.
It's amazing, because the children are all imitating it.
My son...
Poop!
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Poop, poop.
Poop!
Is it so effective?
Poop!
Which one do you like, Ipago?
Tanpopo.
You like Tanpopo?
Yes.
Just now, there was a huge explosion behind you.
Do you like Tanpopo?
Yes, it's different. Minimori can say "I'm Kago- chan".
"I'm Kago-chan", isn't it cute?
Yes!
"I'm Kago-chan".
This is cute.
It's real.
It's real, it's real.
After all, if you're in Minimori, it's like you're in heaven, isn't it?
What?
Isn't Angom like hell?
Angom is also heaven, isn't it?
If you're in heaven, it's fun. You like heaven, don't you?
Yes.
Well...
You can eat when you want to eat...
You can play when you want to play...
What about Tanpopo?
Do you have a stomachache, Kago?
It's not like that.
What's wrong?
For a moment...
For a moment, it's a little painful.
Is it hot, Kago? Stand up, stand up, Kago.
What? Where are you going?
Oh, you're closing this top part.
Is it painful?
It's nothing.
Then you should have made it a little bigger in size.
Well, at first...
At first...
This was just right.
It's no good if you come today.
It's no good.
How long has it been since you last came?
What?
About a month.
Have you gained a little weight in this month?
Ah...
Have you gained a little weight?
It's really Christmas.
Don't overdo it.
I'm Tanpopo.
That's right.
I'm Tanpopo no matter what.
I love you, Tanpopo.
I love you so much that I don't want you to exchange it for my life.
Isn't it strange for you to say that?
You can't exchange it for your life, Tanpopo.
No, that's...
It's a group I love. It's more like me, Tanpopo, than exchanging it for my life.
Johnson, don't you dare go naked with Kurt?
Don't go.
What will you do with your costume?
I'll think about it.
Johnson with naked hair.
It sounds a little funny.
No.
I want to go.
You want to go, don't you?
I want to go a little.
At the 10-person festival, I thought, "Oh, I want to go naked."
I think the battle between Tanpopo and Puchimoni is also a world-wide attraction.
This time, we've brought you this opportunity.
Please welcome, healing group, "Tanpopo, don't underestimate us!"
What do you want to say?
Puchimoni is a very unique group.
They sing songs with a bang and impact and get excited.
For example, when you eat rice, you say "yakiniku."
Let's eat yakiniku.
But Tanpopo has a gentle melody and a gentle singing voice.
It's like a healing hot pot.
What do you mean "healing"?
No, it's just healing.
It's like "I'm hot!"
No, it's not.
What do you mean?
It means "I'll eat you later."
I'll eat you later.
Yes!
I'll eat you later.
Yes, that's fine.
Oh, I'm going to fall!
What are you doing?
What's with you?
I'm going to fall.
That's some good soup stock.
Wow!
What kind of soup stock is it?
You made it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
It's so hot!
I can't hear you.
It's okay.
You can do it!
- Really? - That's right.
- Add kelp. - Kelp's here.
- Kelp's good. - Kelp's good.
- Can I put it all in? - What's wrong?
- How do you put it in? - Shh!
It's hot!
- Don't make it yourself. - What's this?
- You can put it all in. - What?
- It's hot!
- Don't eat kelp normally.
- Dad, do you cook?
- I'm good at cooking.
- Oh, I'm jealous. - Dad, Dad, do you cook?
- Johnson seems to be doing something.
- Johnson, what do you do?
- I live alone, so I cook.
- I cooked yesterday, too. - What did you cook?
- I made hot pot for myself yesterday.
- That's sad.
- Johnson, don't you have a boyfriend?
- Boyfriend? I want one.
- Johnson, you should make a boyfriend soon.
- You're 20 now, right?
- I'm 20. - Johnson, how old are you now?
- I'm 20. - You should make one soon.
- Aloe? - Aloe.
- Can't idols make one for you?
- Yes, aloe.
- I don't know, but...
- Wouldn't it be nice if you had someone you like?
- If you could, what kind of person would you like?
- Me?
- Someone who loves me.
- Then I'd like anyone.
- You shouldn't make such idol-like comments.
- "Someone who loves me."
- Why am I like this?
- I'm not even delicious yet.
- Not me, either.
- I like someone who pulls me.
- Who pulls you?
- So, for example, when we go on a date,
- I don't like being asked where I like it.
- Johnson, what kind of date do you want?
- Like, a date...
- A date, and suddenly...
- I want to go abroad.
- All of a sudden?!
- I don't need it anymore.
- I'm fine with a shock.
- All of a sudden, you want to go abroad?
- No, I don't.