AISubs v3.5
I wore my uniform!
What uniform?
A lot of things!
Huh? There's a picture! Let's take a look!
It's not good...
It's good!
Old man...
Hey! Old man!
Old man, you're cute!
Thank you!
Cute...
What? What?
Insurance policy?
I'm sorry!
Why?!
I'm sorry!
It's embarrassing to wear a gag!
Huh? What's wrong with you?
When I said I wanted to wear high school uniform,
Tsunku-san said "You can't do it!"
It's like Tandaisei...
Huh?!
Tandaisei?!
Tandaisei!
Do a "pan" from here!
From Yossi!
Do a "pan" from here!
Cute...
This is bad!
Yossi...
This is bad!
Pyon!
Yossi decided it like a series,
Goto looks like a high school girl in Shibuya,
and Kei-chan is from Tandaisei.
Where is this?
Kei-chan is...
In the countryside?
In the countryside...
Why are you saying that, Goto-chan?
What's wrong with you?
Because I'm from Tandaisei,
and I don't know what Tandaisei is wearing...
Isn't it like this?
Yeah...
Tandaisei...
Where are you from, Tandaisei?
A banker...
You look like you're having lunch...
No, it's like I'm on a Shibuya public telephone...
No, it's a "bira"!
It's a "bira"!
It's "bira"!
It's "bira" and "bira"
Isn't it funny?
It's "bira"!
Is it okay?
Goto-chan, what do you want to be?
"Bira"!
"Bira" is good!
I want to be "bira"!
Not just "bira" in the picture, but "bira" in reality!
I want to be "bira"!
"Bira" in reality?
That's amazing...
Well, there are many different meanings, but...
Okay, then...
Here's a letter from IT'S.
Yes, "Taka-san"...
Yes!
"Even though you like Goto-chan"...
"When you're talking with Yasuda-san"...
"I think you're more excited about it"...
Huh?!
"And recently"...
Who do you like the most?
I like you
"I like you"...
Is that so?!
"I like you when we're in front of the building".
What are you talking about?
While I was setting up, Yasuta came up to me and said, "Yasuta's mother is in this singing bowl."
I don't remember what it was, but it was the first time I said it to Yasuta.
Seeing that, Yasuta's mother cried.
I really cried.
Why did you cry?
It was amazing how much she loved me.
But I'm sure she was like, "I can't do it!" and ran off with Mr. Ojizo.
I'm sure she was like that, but on the day she said that, I think she was a little rude.
No, no! Don't say it like that!
Why? Your mother will cry!
Really? I'm sure she thinks I'm weird, but she said, "I'm so happy you said that!"
How did she react?
She said, "Nice."
That's right. She's become a decent person now.
What do you mean, decent person?!
At that time, the four of you were still young and inexperienced on the TV, but now you're all grown up.
You've been together for... how many years? Two years?
Two years.
It's been two years and a little over.
You two are perfect.
Excuse me, but three of you...
Why did you take off your hat and put on shampoo?
Then let's start with you.
That's not true!
I've been like this for the longest time.
You know, you go to a marriage ceremony.
What kind of person is coming today?
You look up and see those two.
Whoa! You look so cute today!
Whoa! Whoa! I have to do something about it!
Have you ever done a marriage ceremony?
No.
I don't think you have.
Yasuda, how old are you now?
I'm 21 this year.
Don't you go out for a meal or a drink?
I do go out for a meal or a drink.
You drink, Yasuda?!
Can you drink?
But I'm 21 soon.
Can you drink?
Yes, I can.
What do you drink?
Like Dobroku?
I drink wine.
Wine?!
What? Like... blue?
Yellow? Pink? Purple?
What do you drink?
Red!
Huh?
Red wine.
Red wine? Which wine?
Anything.
Like Brazil?
Chile. Chile.
Chile!
As expected of you, Chile!
Chile is a mysterious country, as expected of you!
But Yasuda, you're in first year of high school?
I'm in first year of high school.
You're in first year of high school, right?
But Yasuda, you're in 21st year of high school, right?
Don't you have a boyfriend or someone you like?
I'd like one, but I don't have one now.
Do you want to kiss, Yasuda?
I really want to hear it! A kiss!
But you know, Kei-chan, you always say "godzilla!" and try to kiss me,
which one is it?
It's not good, is it?
Yasuda!
You two are crazy!
I'll drop it from above.
Let's start the concert.
These are what you like about the three of you,
and what you think represents you.
We don't know which one is which.
Taka-san and I will each choose one that we like.
In this segment, we will check again who we like about the three of you.
What do you think, Taka-san?
I'm confident that I'll choose one that I like about the three of you.
- You are? - Yes.
If you like it, it's a good match.
I'll do it instinctively.
By the way, who do you like about Nakai-kun?
You like Taka-san, don't you?
Don't make him say that in front of you.
You'll be embarrassed.
I can't make him say it in front of me!
Why not? Taka-san said it!
I can't say it!
- There are three of you. - There are three of you.
Do you think you can say it when you're this close to the book?!
- What?! - Say it!
- Please say it! - I can't say it.
It's embarrassing.
- I'm the one who's embarrassed. - Let's get to it.
First of all!
You wrote down the letters you like in your diary.
A. "nature"
B. "going my way"
And "as it is."
I don't know which one!
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
I think this is "as it is."
What?!
- This is "as it is"? - Yeah.
- Seriously? - Yeah.
What?!
This is "as it is"!
- That's terrible! - It's cheap!
It's "as it is"!
What if I break my leg or something?
- It's terrible, everyone! - It's hard to meet you in the future, right?
- You too, Tako-san! - Okay, let's go!
- See? - I knew it, I thought it was a scam!
- See? - I was worried about this!
- Why, why?! - Okay, first of all...
The first generation is...
- Why?! - This area is...
- No, I...
Whether it's natural or not...
- I think it's common for these two people... - It's like that, right?
- I don't know... - Yeah...
- As expected! - "Going my way" is...
- "My way, my way!" - "My way, my way!"
- The moment I saw the color paper, I felt that aura... - It was too shiny!
- This one! - This one...
Is it a game of guessing which one is cheaper?
One, two...
Merry Christmas!
Going my way
This week I want to get a part-time job
Next week I want a boyfriend
Well, that's the kind of tea I'll have
If you don't wear pants, you'll get cold
(Going my way, going my way, it's cheap)
Ah, even if I go-go, I'll get sick
(Going my way, going my way, it's cheap)
Hey, don't you make a wish?
I'm telling you, aren't I?
Santa Claus, please
Let me meet you like in a movie
Hey, my love
I want a perfect Christmas
I want to wait for Christmas
Most of my thoughts are about my boyfriend
(Going my way, here we go)
This month I'm in a pinch, my phone's about to stop
(Going my way, going my way, it's cheap)
If it's for my make-up, I'll get up early
(Going my way, going my way, it's cheap)
Well, I feel hot, it's the holiday season
Why don't you bring your boyfriend?
It's boring
I want a perfect weekend
I want to prank him
I want to boast about my sadness
Is Santa really real?
I've believed since I was little
Santa San
Santa San!
I want this Christmas to be perfect
Most of my thoughts are about my boyfriend
I want this weekend to be perfect
I want this year-end to be a surprise
Most of my thoughts are about my boyfriend
I want to boast about my sadness
Boyfriend
Next, he brought his own cell phone strap.
What is this?
It's a little dirty.
You've been wearing it for a long time.
It's so simple and cute.
I've been wearing it for a long time.
It's like you're wearing it around your neck.
What is this?
What?
Which one do you like?
This looks like a big deal.
What should I do? I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
Is it a mistake? It's too much.
I have a lot of hobbies with this girl.
I feel like I can think of her.
Is it a mistake? Did I do it?
I feel like I can think of her.
She is my support.
Thank you.
Grandma!
It's dirty!
Wait a minute, this matches Ishikawa's.
It's not Ishikawa's, and it's not matching.
Why?
It's not, because I've been wearing it for two months.
It's dirty! Wash your hands all the time!
Really, me and Kotsuan, I'm sorry, we might get along.
Maybe I'll turn into Yossi.
What?!
This is bad! It's really going well.
This is...
Which one is Yossi's?
It's not!
It's not! It's not!
Why does it match?!
I really don't know!
It's true!
Why?!
If it wasn't, I wouldn't be so happy!
Next!
Next up!
What?!
Before the show starts, please make two onigiri.
Honestly!
It's part of life!
For example, you go on a date!
Right?
You go play at home!
You make homemade food!
If you can say, "I've been waiting for this onigiri,"
it's a great match!
This is huge!
This is really huge!
But...
The difference between this and this is...
When you eat it...
It's crunchy...
Yes! It's crunchy onigiri.
That's the difference, right?
Crunchy onigiri!
I want you to eat crunchy onigiri!
That's how I feel!
Wait a minute!
That's subtle!
I didn't know you could make something this cute!
Look at this!
Alright!
I knew you'd say it's cute!
Hey, you idiot!
Just eat it and stand in line!
Alright, but first take a bite!
Close your eyes!
Close your eyes and take a bite!
Once you've taken a bite, please make some noise!
I knew it!
When you take a bite, please make some noise!
[The sound of a stick hitting a wall]
[The sound of a stick hitting a wall] [Laughter]
[Laughter]
God-san, it's delicious!
How do you know?
I was surprised, but the inside is like takuan.
[Laughter]
Yoshi!
From now on, Yoshi, God-san and Nakai-kun are brothers, right?
Yes.
What about me?
You're one step behind.
[Laughter]
Even in the morning, you're behind.
Even in the afternoon, you're in front of me.
Why are you in front of me?
[Laughter]
You're annoying!
Why are you in front of me?
[Laughter]
Edwin and...
[Laughter]