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Alright, let's get started!
Our guest for this week is...
Wow, this is amazing!
...everyone from Morning Musume.
They're in the waiting room.
Wow, this is amazing!
Welcome! Morning Musume's new members, four of them!
We'd like to introduce the history of Morning Musume...
History?
History!
We'd like to introduce the history of Morning Musume in order.
How did Morning Musume change?
First of all, please welcome the first members who formed on July 7th, 1997.
Welcome!
Good morning!
The first members were just you two, right?
Yes!
Just you two?
Yes, that's right.
That's right, because...
You married Nakazawa.
Oh, Kuroe!
Kuroe...
Nakazawa has retired from the entertainment world, right?
No, not yet!
He's still working there, right?
Yes!
The other one is...
Asuka.
She's studying.
What's she doing right now?
Studying.
You don't talk to her?
Sometimes we do, but...
Sometimes...
What about you, Natchi? Did you quit?
No, this time I'm playing the role of a boy, in Morning Musume.
Yes, yes.
There are thirteen of us, and three of us are boys and Natchi is a man.
Good, good.
Is it good?
Good!
I'm glad!
It's funny that we're only talking about this for about two seconds.
Hey, talk to me!
Why?!
Is it really okay for two of us to talk about this?
Is it okay?!
Okay, let's continue!
On August 4th, 1999...
Please welcome...
Huh?
It's different!
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, one more time!
Wait, wait, wait!
One, two, three!
Edwin and...
Yes?
Lisa-chan.
As sponsors, we present you...
Ko-un-chan.
Ah, this is embarrassing!
Let's continue!
On May 3rd, 1998...
Please welcome the first group of members!
Ta-dah!
So, how did you two get together, Yasuda?
That's right. Mom and three of us.
That's right, Mom and...
Mom, I heard you're coming back!
Yes! That's right.
I want to see you, Mom.
No matter what happens...
Yaguchi, is your blood sugar okay?
Ouch! Ouch!
Your blood sugar is getting white.
Ouch! Ouch!
It's damaged.
Ouch! Ouch!
What's going on?
You're too light-headed.
Huh? We're the same.
Your eyes are getting black.
It's not Yasuda, it's Yaguchi.
Now, let's move on!
In 1999!
In August of the same year!
Gotzans!
Gotzans are coming here, right?
Gotzans in English, huh?
I like Gotzans, too.
But it's only been two years.
That's right.
Huh?
What's that old thing?
'97, '98, and '99.
Gotzans were like, "Gah!" Gotzans were a big help, weren't they?
Huh? Huh?
Gotzans joining helped a lot, didn't it?
It helped, but we all worked hard.
No, you don't work hard, you all work hard, but Gotzans joining...
Yeah, it was a good stimulus.
It was.
That's good! That's good!
It's important to feel like you're at home.
Yeah.
That's how much I've changed from "natch".
You're both "natch", aren't you?
"Dabe"?
Yeah.
Didn't you say "natchwa"?
That's me, this fall sky.
You've changed a lot, "be".
Yeah.
"Danae"?
We've shown you Gotzans special before, but let's move on.
No!
Moving on!
Last year...
Last year, right?
Last year... Last year, huh?
You've been doing this for over a year?
Yes, that's right.
Okay, let me introduce you.
Last year, 2000, on April 16th,
the 3rd member of Gotzans joined us!
Nancy! Nancy! Nancy!
So cute!
Gotz, how are you?
I'm so happy!
You're so funny!
I'm Kago-chan!
I'm Suzy-chan!
I'm Yossi!
I'm Rika-chan!
I'm Hiro-chan!
I'll do it later, so don't use it now!
So cute!
So these 4 members joined us and became Morning Musume.
If you think about it, there are 3...no, 4 members!
4 members!
That's wonderful!
That's right!
Let's move on!
The 4th member of Gotzans joined us on August 26th, 2001!
Please welcome them!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Hello.
I'd like to get everyone's prescription and say, "It hurt, it hurt," or something like that.
- That's right. - It's the fifth month.
The fifth month is still...
My hair isn't a weird color yet.
- It's weird! - It's weird!
- If you go further in, it gets worse. - Yeah.
- It's not that bad. - It's not that bad.
I still feel like I'm driving on the highway.
- I'm in 12th grade. - 12th grade?
- I'm in 13th grade. - 13th grade?
- I'm in 11th grade. - 11th grade?
- I'm in 12th grade. - 11th grade?!
- Yes. - 11th grade?!
- I'm in 11th grade. - What year is this?
- It's 1963. - 1900?
- It's 1988. - You idiot!
If you say "1988," it's the year you started playing "Kamen Rider"!
I'm 27 years old!
It was 1988 when SMAP was formed.
It's my first time coming out!
Okay, okay, everyone, let's have a seat!
First of all, the new members, please stay here.
The juniors up until now, please sit over here.
In order for you to have a deeper understanding of each other, we've prepared a viewing seat for you!
- Do you understand? - Yes.
Out of the four of you, you're rivals, aren't you?
- How will you come out of here? - Yes.
In order for you to do that, how will you sing?
- First of all, don! - Can you do it?
Airans. Moofbokki.
Fuwa Fuwa Moose and Uttori Musume.
Glico. Moose. Boccy.
Glico.
Let's see how it goes.
First of all...
Takaaki Ishibashi's favorite.
This is Mr. Gots.
Mr. Gots is now famous for being Takaaki's favorite.
Let's continue.
His favorite food...
When I'm in front of you, I want to eat you up.
This is what I want to eat up.
Yassuda.
Yes.
Even if Yassuda doesn't do anything, Takaaki Ishibashi is so enthusiastic.
Let's continue.
Morning Musume's highest ranking character.
What kind of character is it?
Yoshitawa.
Yoshi.
Yoshi is always in the front.
He's in the position of a top star.
Do you understand?
If Totti wasn't there, Nakata wouldn't be in the front.
Now, the four of you...
Do you understand, middle school students?
So, please think about where you can appeal yourself.
Let's continue.
First of all, my favorite Mr. Gots.
Mr. Gots' Yassuda.
The highest ranking character, Mr. Gots.
Now, I'd like you four to look at this formula.
Let's go.
Mr. Gots, what is your favorite food?
Omelette.
Mr. Gots' omelette is no good.
By the way, Yassuda, what is your favorite food?
I like omelette, too.
I won't let you eat omelette!
Eira!
Oh, you're cute.
I was a little flustered.
Well, I've been called "genius", "genius", "idiot" for a long time.
I've fallen three times.
I'm into it now.
As a set, these three people make a triangle.
They make it for me.
They say "flat through" in this song.
Do you understand?
Are you okay?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yes.
Ui, you're like a torsie right now.
You're doing "flat through" up and down.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know, do you?
And one more thing.
Many victims made "flat through" for those three people.
For them!
Now, let's go.
It's like a class.
Here it is.
Mr. Taka is cheating.
This is Ms. Eiko's testimony.
Ms. Eiko, by the way, what do you think of Nutty?
Is it Ms. Eiko?
By the way, about Nutty...
Oh, is it Ms. Eiko?
It's Ms. Eiko.
Ms. Eiko.
Earlier...
Earlier, we talked about her a little bit.
At first, she said "It's Nutty! It's Nutty!"
Ms. Usagi is eating carrots.
What are you doing?
Ms. Usagi said "It's Nutty! It's Nutty!" at first, didn't she?
That's right.
No, I'm saying "It's Nutty!" again.
Is it true?
Why did Nutty say "It's Nutty!" first?
That's cheating, Mr. Taka.
Huh?
Oh, I see. They're looking at you like that.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Taka, do you know her?
Ms. Jaco?!
Who's Ms. Jaco?!
If you don't know her, Ms. John!
Mr. Taka teased me and I was on a lot of TV shows, right?
I guess that's how she got the name "Johnson" and people call her "Johnson" now.
I was so happy and said, "I'm Johnson."
After a while on "Utaban" she said "Johnson" so many times but I couldn't hear it at all.
I couldn't see it on the screen at all.
I used it as much as I could and now...
Now...
Recently people don't say "Johnson" as much as they used to, right?
No, it's not like that. When I say "Johnson" it gets more and more beautiful.
Ah! I want to hear "Johnson" now.
At the time, "Johnson" was the number one bait.
That's right. With Nutty, it was like this, right?
At the time, "Johnson" was more like this...
It hit me wildly in the chest like this...
Hey, laugh!
Thank you. It's been a while since I heard it.
Every time I saw "Morning Musume" I was like, "Why is she laughing?" and it was me laughing.
That's right, that's right.
Next, this one!
Who used to be the highest ranking character in the past?
It's this one.
Taco-san, when will my era come?
Yes!
Ah, it's "Yag"!
It's true, "Yag" was the only one that didn't come.
Eh, really?
It ended without rising.
That's right.
What's wrong?
It didn't come...
No, but...
Look, it's painful for everyone to be cheated on and used on, but...
Yes.
There is always an era.
"Taco" and "Yag" are connected.
They're connected.
"Taco" and "Yag" are used on each other.
Even Kei-chan of the same generation is rising rapidly now.
That's why, I used to be like...
Since "Taco-san" didn't come...
If I talked a lot...
As a noisy character...
Being a noisy character is troublesome.
"Yag"'s era...
When will it come?
What do you think?
There are things like that, too.
So...
Various conditions change.
Anyway, you have to stand out more than the other members.
Yes.
Are you tired?
It's fine, it's fine.
It's fine.
But if you don't listen to me, you won't be able to go on a school trip.
You have to protect what you have to protect.
Right?
Now, let's move on.
This is it.
There is also a position called "circle that cannot be controlled".
Please take a look at this.
Ta-dah!
Taka-tan-dee, Naka-tan-dee, Gaku-tan-dee, Chou- tan- dee, Taka-tan-dee, Naka-tan-dee, Chou-tan-dee,
(screaming)
Even though the main characters have been established,
if you think about it carefully, Ishikawa's existence is still unknown.
Stop it! I'm scared!
It's a chicken.
I don't want to see it!
It's okay!
What kind of thing is it?
It's a chicken.
Is it real?
It's okay, I've killed it.
Stop it!
What's wrong, Ishikawa?
Is it real?
No...
No, it's okay.
Oh, okay.
It's okay if it doesn't move?
It's okay.
It means it's a chicken-sized character.
I don't like it!
Now, various characters have appeared.
Now you've all gone, right?
I've gone.
Yes, there's Gotchi-san.
There's the mischievous character, Yasuta.
And...
(screaming)
What is it?
It's a chicken!
I was surprised.
Please watch the video.
Please take a seat.
Here it is!
It's like a class of its own.
It's a trio.
Please introduce yourselves to the four new members.
I'm Makoto Ogawa, 13 years old.
I'm a second year middle school student.
You don't look at the camera at all.
My food is pumpkin and sweets.
I like pumpkin and sweets.
I look forward to working with you.
I'm Risa Onigaki, 13 years old.
My constellation is Taurus.
You're so cute!
I like your reaction.
Taurus is Taurus.
Do you want to celebrate your birthday with me?
Yes.
Here it is!
I'm Ai Takahashi, 15 years old.
My blood type is type A.
Let's read the last one!
I'm Asami Honno.
I'm 14 years old.
My favorite color is white.
Nice to meet you.
She's cute!
Her favorite color is white.
What color do you like?
But dye it for me, please!
I like your reaction.
Your dance, singing, and acting are all bad.
But you have potential and inspiration.
Your self-introduction video will be released in a few years.
It's embarrassing!
You're too excited!
You're so cute!
If it's been a few years, you'd have dyed your hair black.
You'd have a curly hair.
I think that video is really embarrassing.
Please send a message to yourself in the future.
Send a message?
Are you going to send it to the emperor?
Please send a message to yourself in the future.
Are you doing your best, Makoto?
That's enough!
I don't know what's going on now.
I'm doing my best now.
Are you doing your best now?
I don't know what's going on now.
That's good. That's good.
Next, please.
Have you lost your dialect?
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Now, the tenth person in the future.
Last one, please.
Can you speak a little louder now?
Please do your best.
That's too much. That's too much.
It's embarrassing if it's been a year.
You know...
I feel like I've gathered a local bureau announcer today.
It's not dawn yet, is it?
You're always surprised, aren't you, Ai-chan?
You look like you're surprised.
It's like that, isn't it?
Smile a little. Smile a little.
That's right. That's right.
It's similar. It's similar.
I'd like to have a conscious recovery for the first time in a while.
I don't think this week is good, Morning Musume.
Why is that?
Everyone in the back is...
It can't be helped. Newcomers are like that.
Huh?
It's not like that.
Why are you all riding on me?
It's not like that!
Don't talk too much when you're featured.
Pararara...
Kick and turn!
That...
Kick and turn!
That...
I'm sorry.
Can I use it for anything else?
What's with you guys?
You're making me mad!
Everyone, ride on me!
Yes!
For the sake of our juniors in the back...
Yes!
Are you okay?
Then, let's go!
We'll ask you a lot of questions, so if you have an answer, press the button.
Then, let's go.
First, we have four new members!
I'm really happy to be a part of Morning Musume!
Of course!
Of course! I'm happy!
You were chosen out of 25,000 people, right?
That's a lot of people!
Then I'll ask 9 people!
To be clear, it's a nuisance with 4 more people!
I just pushed a basket!
Let's continue!
I'll ask 4 people!
Are you going to continue like this? Are you anxious?
Do you think you might fail?
I'll continue!
Then I'll ask 9 people!
To be honest, it's a nuisance with new members!
Who is it?!
Yoshi, you pushed it!
Yoshi, you hid it!
I didn't push it!
I don't know what you're saying!
I didn't push it!
Yoshi, it's a nuisance with new members!
I didn't push it!
Let's continue!
I'll ask 4 people!
I want to become closer and better friends with my seniors!
- Oh? - That's right.
You didn't take care of her properly, did you?
- I did! - I did!
Who taught you something?
Is there a teacher?
What about you, Mapo-chan?
- Yasuda-san taught me. - What did you learn?
When we were rehearsing for the tour and Yasuda- san was dancing behind me...
I said, "If you wear it, you won't stand out."
- If you wear it... - Huh?
- Between people... - If you wear it and someone else wears it...
What do you do?
Do you push it away?
- I didn't teach you like that! - How did you teach me?
If you stand right behind me, you won't stand out, so stand in between me.
- Yes, that's right. - Why didn't you take Yasuda with you?
I'm also standing in between people. I'm not in the first row.
You're standing in between people!
Yasuda and I are standing in between people.
- That's right. - It's a tough battle.
When Yasuda was talking, Yoshi looked me in the eye and said, "Stand in between me."
If you stand in between me, you won't stand out.
- That's what Yoshi said. - I'm sorry.
Next...
I'll ask you four.
Have you decided which unit you want to join?
Oh, it's decided!
I want to hear it!
Can we hear it?
What do you want to join?
I want to join Puchimoni.
Puchimoni!
Of course, without Yasuda.
Puchimoni is for three people.
It's okay.
Mom, I'm good at it, right?
That's right.
So, without Yasuda...
Yasuda will graduate, so we'll wait for you to graduate.
No, I won't!
What about you, Rino?
I want to join Minimo!
Oh, it's here!
I want to join Minimo!
So, who will graduate?
Of course...
Well, if you look at the order...
Iwaguchi will...
No, Iwaguchi will be the leader!
Well, even if Iwaguchi is gone, I think I'll still be the leader.
No!
What about you, Ai?
I want to join Tampopo.
You want to join Tampopo?
Is it over?
A little more...
Is it over?
No!
A little more and it'll start.
It'll start?
Okay, moving on...
What about you, Azumi?
Um...
She hasn't decided.
She hasn't decided, Azumi.
It's not that I don't want to join...
Um...
Speak up! Speak up!
Um...
I'm at a loss.
What?
You're at a loss about joining this entertainment world?
Um...
When I'm asked which one I want to join...
I'm at a loss about which one I want to join the most.
Which one are you at a loss about?
Um...
Tampopo and Puchimoni.
Tampopo and Puchimoni...
Minimoni is a height limit.
That's right.
Ah, Konyappa, you're embarrassed! You're embarrassed!
No, it's like only one person's head is popping out.
Ah, but you're tall, aren't you?
No, no, if only one of you goes in, one of your heads will pop out and you'll be popular.
That's right. You have talent, don't you?
Right? Right?
I'm in trouble already.
Please be in trouble.
Before we forget, let's move on to the four of you.
One day! One day in the future!
Please tell us how you'd like to debut solo. Go ahead.
I think you should have that kind of feeling.
Asami-chan, right?
I haven't done it yet.
You haven't done it yet?
Maybe.
Maybe?
You haven't done it yet?
Makocchan.
Makocchan, huh?
Ogawa.
Yes.
Ogawi...
I'll go!
I'd like to do it alone.
After you've been standing for a long time.
Yes.
Yossi has a face of wanting to do it, too.
Just now, Yossi was like...
Do it. Do it.
Yossi, do you have that kind of debut in mind?
Sometimes.
Let's move on.
Junior, please.
Are you thinking of graduating soon?
That's shocking!
I definitely won't.
Huh?
Oh, you don't?
Huh?
I don't!
You don't, right?
You're not a junior?
I'm not!
Everyone's like that!
It happens, doesn't it?
It's annoying. I don't want to leave.
It's lonely.
Then what about Johnson and Natch?
What about Zorro and Morning Musubi?
Morning.
Now, right?
Yes.
Now? Now is Morning.
Now is an important season.
Important?
Yes.
Release season and end of the year.
It's really now!
Are you happy?
It's really now!
It's now, right?
End of the year.
So you're happy now?
Yes!
I'm happy!
To be honest, I'm happy to be on Butaman.
Hey, hey, hey!
Aren't you two happy?
Now, let's ask Kiyun.
To be honest, I'm tired of seeing Ishibashi and Nakai's faces.
You!
There's only me!
You're boring!
Hey, don't look behind you!
Butaban was brought to you by Edwin and other sponsors.
What? Wait a minute!
I get it!
What did you say?
I won't forgive you!
I get it!
You're tired of it!
Yes!
They're tired of it!
Let's think about how we can deal with this.
Who could it be?