AISubs v3.5
First, let's take a look at Onibi-musume.'s tears scene.
Is this seat okay for you?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
Yasuda's seat is designated, right?
It's always been like this, right?
It's always been like this since you were born.
I feel like it's always been here.
It's always been like this since you were born.
I feel like it's always been like this.
It's always been like this since you came with your mom.
Then, Kei-chan, you should go first.
Kei-chan, you should sit in the middle.
It's not good to sit in the middle.
It's cooler to sit next to someone who's always standing out.
Who's in the middle of SMAP?
There's no one in the middle of SMAP.
There's no one?
I don't like it when people sit in the middle of SMAP.
It's cooler to sit next to someone who's always standing out.
I don't think you feel it.
Isn't it because you don't sing often in the morning?
You don't sing in the morning!
The girl with the curling iron!
Ms. John! I don't like to warn people, so I'll tell you in advance.
For example, the story of the owl.
What is the story of the owl?
In the morning, you open the window and see an owl flying around.
It's strange, isn't it?
You shouldn't misunderstand like that.
It's a nuisance for everyone.
Even if you're just flying in the morning, it's a nuisance for everyone, isn't it?
So, the owl tells you to fly at night.
Do you understand, Ms. Tsuji?
No.
What do you mean by that?
Young people are looking at me.
Young people shouldn't be seen as leaders!
Leaders are people who are hated by everyone.
Are you like that, Mr. Nakai?
Yes, I am!
Are you really hated?
I like Nakai-kun.
Why?
I like Nakai-kun who can talk to many people.
Oh, I see.
You know well, Yaguchi.
You are suitable for a leader.
A leader is Yaguchi.
Don't say that.
Kaori is doing her best.
A leader is not good.
That's right.
Recently, I can't stand milk and medicine.
I can't stand milk and medicine, but I can't stand milk and medicine.
What do you think of yourself as a leader?
I think we are doing our best.
Everyone says we are doing our best.
I can see that Kaori is a leader and she has to lead everyone.
It's a different way of leading.
That's good. You are a leader.
Kaori is Kaori.
You can be confident.
It's the opposite.
I'm about to cry.
What should we do?
You can be a leader who makes everyone cry.
I'm really sorry.
Kaori!
What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Kaori is supporting you.
No.
I'm just happy.
You are happy, aren't you?
It's been a while since you all supported each other like this.
I'm happy.
What do you think of yourself as a leader?
I think I'm better than Nakai.
Actually, there was a part of this talk that hadn't been released yet.
So we'll show it to you tonight, but we'll come back to it later.
You're graduating from Nakazawa?
I am!
Nakai-kun says he likes Nakazawa.
I wanted to know how you feel about Nakazawa!
Nakazawa's...no, Yuko's...
Yuko's what?!
We have a present for you from the show!
Nakazawa's...
I'm scared!
Why are you scared?!
Nakai-kun, you like me, don't you?
I like you!
Which one do you like?
Oh, that's good!
That's pretty good!
You're heading for a future stop, aren't you?
To improve my style...
I think this "inside" is better!
I... I... I...
"Inside"!
"Inside" of Bingo!
I chose this because I wanted you to wear it!
Thank you very much!
Don't make a gross face!
I can see it all!
Being bullied by you and Nakai-kun like this...
I will continue to live vigorously...
So everyone...
Please support me and Morning Musume.
Thank you very much for everything!
And for such a woman solo artist...
There is a woman's face!
Can I see it?
Your face...
Oh!
Good evening!
That's amazing!
Good evening!
What are you doing right now?
I'm a solo artist.
After graduating...
I was worried...
But I have a job now!
What is it?
I'm releasing a new song in the summer!
What is it?
At that time...
I'm going to sit here!
No...
That's full of crow's nest!
No!
I'm getting a leave of absence!
Oh, you're getting a leave of absence today!
You can't use it, can you?
Today...
What kind of joke is that?
Today...
Matsuura Aya...
Will be my little sister!
I'm going to...
What do you mean?
Azetima-san is working hard!
Yes!
This record company is working hard!
My little sister...
Will release a new song!
Yes!
Go!
Yes!
What?
You're a talent, aren't you?
Are you two getting along?
No, we're not!
Usually...
You're always the first one...
That's right!
You're always the first one!
No!
There's no time for me to say a word!
That's right!
It can't be helped if Taka-san says it!
Put your girlfriend first!
You say it!
Don't!
Don't do it!
Nakata-san, you're a real man!
That's right!
Say something!
I don't know anymore!
Can you drink soju?
I can drink it!
What do you drink?
Umm...
Except for soju...
Then you can't drink with Takai-kun...
Too bad...
I only drink soju...
Then, tell me what you can drink!
Yes!
I don't have a girlfriend now.
Really?
I really don't have one.
Even though you are cool?
Well...
I want to see Nakazawa's serious face and the face of kissing Nakai.
I want to see Nakai's serious face and close my eyes.
No, no, no!
Stop it!
Hey, middle school students!
Stop it!
Do you want me to call you "old man"?
We'd like to talk about things we haven't talked about yet. For example?
Morning girls don't talk about love, do they?
Maybe you're right.
If I told you I like you, you'd go to the newspaper.
I wish you didn't know.
Our summer trip to Taiwan.
My manager congratulated me and sent me an email.
Why didn't you tell me the truth?
But you didn't write anything about it.
You didn't even talk about it.
I didn't write about it.
You did, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
Why would you say that? You did, didn't you?
I didn't!
I'm sure you didn't!
I could have done it without your article!
I only wrote about it.
Go out with him.
No, actually...
Don't tell him it's a rumor.
In this show...
I'm sure it's a rumor!
I told my manager about it.
If you had told me, it wouldn't have happened.
Hiro-kun, Hiro-kun, Hiro-kun!
You always say I'm cute, don't you?
Why would you say I wrote about it?
Then I'll say it!
When and where did I...
Did I say you're cute?
I don't like it.
No, you're cute!
You're late!
You're cute!
You're late!
Only two days left.
It's a birthday.
Since it's come to this...
I'm sure you have a birthday present or something like that.
I don't think you do.
Take a cake...
Go to your friend's house...
And say...
Me, me too!
Like that.
Cake is a dessert!
It's a dessert, but Nakazawa made it even more of a dessert.
That's right.
How wonderful!
That's why we didn't talk about this stuff in the morning, right?
But if we talk about it in brackets, it's "Zutaporo", right?
Right?
Hey, it's "Furi no Renzoku", right?
I don't know!
It's "Furchakucha", right?
Hey, hey...
You did a music video, right?
I didn't do it!
I told my friends in Kyoto, "Everyone, pay up and do it! Do it!"
Was there a boyfriend in the Moms era?
There's no one you can call "boyfriend".
What?
That's why it's "furin"... "furin", right?
No!
Why are you selling that "furin" character?
It's definitely not "furin" character!
I mean, in "Morning", you have to make a boyfriend, right?
It was the first time it appeared here.
It was the first time "totalizer" appeared here.
Idols appear on TV and have to be liked by many people, right?
If you become someone's "boyfriend", I think you'll lose popularity, so I don't think you should do it.
Ah, I see. I thought I shouldn't say it.
So you've never done anything for three and a half years?
I don't know about that!
What's with you?!
Did your father drown?
In Taiwan.
What's with you?!
Who do you think you are?! You're making me lose my pride!
What kind of man do you like, Nakata?
There's someone you like, right?
There's someone you're interested in, right?
Not someone you like, but someone you're really interested in and someone you might end up with in the future.
Someone you want to end up with?
Someone nice.
Nakata-kun, you don't mind if we end it here, right?
It's over.
You don't like me!
No, I don't like you or anything!
It's like I'm being chased and dumped by you!
I feel like I've been eaten by you!
You know, you called me in today.
Yeah, I came in and...
Huh?
Ah! He's here!
Nice to meet you.
Hello, rival!
Hello, I'm Azumi of ANASUGU. Nice to meet you.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Azumi!
Yes?
Aren't you lovely?
What does your last name mean?
Um, it's safe. I wrote my last name as my address.
I wonder if you can live safely...
Do you have a girlfriend?
Girlfriend? No, I don't have one right now, but...
Oh!
You're dating!
You're just flirting with her!
No, no, no!
You're single, right?
You're single?
I'm single, too!
Oh, really?
I'm sorry you're facing me like that.
What type of girls do you like?
Type of girls?
What's with you?!
You're making me look like an idiot!
You just made me look like an idiot!
Stop it! Stop it!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
You're so cute!
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Kirk... Huh?!
What is it?
This show...
The number on your phone...
That's right!
Someone took it and...
And...
Is that okay?!
So that's what this show is about!
Yeah!
Hurry up and say it!
This morning, Konomi-san and I were on this show...
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hey, you too, Dakozawa-chan!
You too, Dakozawa-chan!
No!
Why?!
Don't do it!
Why?!
I'll do it later!
You don't like it, do you?!
Is this okay?
Yeah.
Okay, I'll take this.
No, no, no...
What do you mean, "take it"?
Are you done with your friend?
Hey, you! Don't make me end it even if you do it for the first time!
What are you saying?
Here you go.
It didn't come out at 2 o'clock.
That's quite a long time.
Here you go.
It's been waiting for me for 2 o'clock.
This is a dangerous game.
Don't challenge me.
You don't know, do you?!
But I'm not in the mood for it!
But it's for me!
Huh?!
This...
You're the one who didn't get it!
Are you a ghost?!
You're good at this.
That's low.
If I didn't get "low",
if I didn't get Nakazawa's "bubble",
I'd just end up in hell.
I'm going on another journey in search of a new voice.
It's up to you whether you win or not!
There's no guarantee you'll live in peace.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That was great.
I got it.
Nakazawa, I think you should've been more down-to- earth.
I didn't have any motivation at the time!
And I'm sorry to be late, but I'd like to introduce our guest today.
I'm Azumi Shijiro of CBS ANSWER, and I'm a little afraid of being famous every day.
Thank you for having me.
What happened to your phone?
What's up with you? What's up with my rival?
I couldn't get a hold of him at all.
I couldn't wait, and at about two and a half, he put in a phone call for me.
And I left a message saying, "Thank you for today."
And about 30 minutes later, at about 3 o'clock, I got a call.
And when I got out of there, it was Mr. Nakai.
What happened to Iguana?
Oh, she's still there. She's just going crazy.
Is she doing well?
Yes, she's doing well. She drinks up apples and stuff.
When I first showed it to my mom, she was like, "Ahhh!" and ran away.
And when my grandma came home, she was like, "Ahhh!" and her face was like this.
So you bought it in your room?
At the front door.
She's at the front door?
Yes.
There are three of them.
There are three Iguanas?
My dad, my mom, and Abe-chan are there.
That's a lot of Iguanas.
But Abe-chan is the biggest one?
Yes.
She's the most energetic one?
She's energetic. That's why my mom and dad can't get close to her.
When you go out, you only take Abe-chan with you.
Even though people in your neighborhood take their dogs with them.
That's right.
Hello!
People who do construction are going to be surprised.
Now, it's time for this week's "Botanga".
What is it?!
This is annoying.
Why?!
What? You don't agree with this?
Yes, it's very...
It's hard for me to speak.
Because Anzai-sensei is saying it.
But...
Is it bad?
It's easy for me to speak, but...
It's easy for you to speak?
This person's face...
Didn't you say to face this way?
Then should we face this way?
What kind of challenge is this?
Everyone, how have you been lately?
Um...
It's difficult.
It's hard for me to speak, after all.
Should we stop?
Then let's stop.
By the way, was the 10-person festival okay?
Um...
In the second week...
They put a fence.
I had a lot of confidence.
Um...
I like the mini-mori.
You said it!
It's bad, isn't it?
It's better than the 10-person festival.
Isn't it bad?
I saw it, too.
You saw it?
I saw it, too.
Isn't it bad?
I thought you were saying it's better than the 10-person festival.
I thought so, too.
Because...
To be honest...
Was the mini-mori better?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
It can't be helped.
It's because I like it.
But it's the last one.
What's the last one?
Is it better because it's the last one?
Yes.
What?
I wanted to join the 3-person festival.
What are you talking about?
Which one is better?
But Tsuji always does impressions of the 3-person festival.
Let's do it.
Odorino always does impressions of the 3-person festival than the 10-person festival.
Do you like it?
Yes.
You wanted to join the 3-person festival?
Yes.
Why didn't you say 10 people before?
10 people or 3 people?
7 people.
I like the 3-person festival.
Morning Music!
A new song by The Peace.
The Peace.
Here you go!
The 10-person festival is a bonus!
I like it!
It's fine!
It's fine for today.
Idiot! Deny it!
Deny it!
It's no good!
It's no good, right?!
It can't be helped!
Why is it no good?!
Let's do it!
It's going to take time!
Tsuji!
Yes!
Let's do it!
Johnson really knows it well.
It's no good!