AISubs v3.5
I think the show will start in a little while, but...
What are you doing?
Where and what are you doing?
Oh, there you are!
Uncle in his forties!
What are you doing? The show is about to start!
Are you having fun there?
No, we're having fun, but...
I was wondering if we could have fun there.
I was wondering if we could...
Did I... Did I make a mistake?
Here we go!
Five seconds before! Zero!
Now, it's showtime!
What kind of guest will come this week?
Mr. Terawaki, what do you think?
What are you doing, you idiot?!
Are you singing or dancing, you idiot?!
Now, let's get started!
Please welcome our special guest!
Mr. Goto Maki!
Good evening!
Thank you!
You're slipping!
That's how it's done!
- Like this, right? - No, not like that.
Ah, nice.
I just realized, but you smell really good.
- Eh? - What kind of smell is that?
Are you wearing a crown or something?
- But you smell good. - Is it my hair?
Is it your hair?
When you were in middle school, you liked girls who smelled really good with shampoo, right?
I don't know. It's weird.
- What is it? - Drink it.
Because when I'm 20 years old, I want to go on a date.
Are you really going on a date?
- No, I want to. - Right now is fine, right?
No way! I can go on a date with you.
Really? But I don't know where we'll go.
- I'm not a pervert! - I don't know my hobbies.
- Why? - I feel like I'll be left alone.
Left alone...
Ah, you said you'd leave me alone.
- We'd like you to try a new project. - Yes!
Let's go.
Ishibashi VS Nakai's Talk Battle!
The rules are simple. Each of you has 10 minutes.
In those 10 minutes, you'll have a one-on-one battle with Gotzan.
The one with the highest instant win rate will win.
So I just have to push Gotzan's strengths forward, right?
Of course, I have to push Gotzan's strengths forward.
The moment Gotzan won with an instant win rate of 26.8 seconds...
When Taka-san was about to push Gotzan...
26.8
But Gotzan has a different mindset.
Really?
Taka-san might be more open-minded,
but I'm not like that.
You have Yuu-chan.
Yuu-chan?
Nakazawa.
Don't say that.
According to a rumor, Yasuda likes Nagaiku.
Nakazawa and Yasuda are popular, aren't they?
They're funny, aren't they?
Morning Musume.
They're cool.
It's like, "Let's make use of it."
Nagaiku.
Let's do it, Nagaiku.
What? What?
I'll go first, okay?
Okay.
Gotzan, my set.
Okay.
Can I look at it like this?
Can you do a hands-on talk?
I will.
Hey.
It's a dirty house, isn't it?
Hey, hey, Aimu!
Hey, Aimu, is it okay?
Is it my set?
No.
No matter how I think about it,
it's the same as the one I did with Sanma-san
in Fuji TV's "Shinya".
It's the same, isn't it?
The one I did with Sanma-san.
It's dirty.
The way you spent the money is totally different.
See?
It's like Gotzan.
It's definitely decided that way.
(Laughter)
The vacuum cleaner for cleaning the room is dirty, isn't it?
(Laughter)
It's okay, Gotzan.
- Oh, Gotzan, Gotzan! - Good morning!
- Come in, come in, come in. - Thank you for having me.
Come in, come in, come in.
- This is my house. - Wow!
- Look, it's Hara. - What?!
- Are you a fan of him? - Well, Hara's first home run was...
...at Korakuen Stadium, from the middle of the day.
Like this.
I was about to send him off, so I said, "Oh," and he said, "Right stand."
When I was in 3rd grade in elementary school. Isn't it amazing?!
- Amazing... I don't know. - Yeah.
- You know... - Sit down.
- Would you like some tea? - Yes.
- I'll get you some tea. - Thank you.
- Why do you want tea?! - I don't know.
- Oh, right, you want tea. - I don't know.
You're so modern, Gotzan.
Here you go.
- Okay, cheers. - It's "cheese," "cheese."
Cheese!
- That's not it! - What?
Cheers, baby.
- Why do you want it?! - Boring.
It's trendy among morning girls.
- Don't you clean up? - I don't.
- You're wearing strange pants. - Well...
Even when there's no music playing, try broadcasting it.
- What do you like? - Well...
- Food? - Food...
- Can I take this off now? - Yes.
- Eh, you're going to do this? - What?
I didn't know you were a morning fan.
Of course! I love breakfast!
- What do you like? - Eh?
- Breakfast. - Breakfast.
- What do you like? - Eh?
- Breakfast? - Yes.
- Breakfast. Elbows! - Eh?
What is it? It's food, isn't it? Here you go.
Wow, there's cooked food.
- It's jiggly. - Yes, it's jiggly.
Eh? There's no side dish, you know.
Eh?! I don't like this kind of tea.
Eh? It's barley tea.
Don't be shy. Here you go.
- Eh, you're really going to eat it? - She said it's good.
- Here you go. - Go ahead.
- Let's have a little talk. - Yes!
Eh, thank you.
But do you really like hawks?
- I like them! - Why do you like them?
Because it's a fish fight.
Fish! Fish! Fish!
Don't be fooled by her!
What do you want me to say?
The cold place...
What?
The cold...
I...
I love you!
Don't get in my way.
You remember it well.
What did you say?
The cold place.
I'm not cold.
When you're drunk...
You're really drunk like this.
While smoking.
What?
When you're drunk...
Should I do this?
Yes, yes, yes.
What else?
What else do you want me to say?
And...
Your hairstyle is okay today.
What?
Am I that bad?
Um...
Sometimes you have a weird head.
I don't know.
I'm going to do a handstand.
Why are you doing that?
I'm going to do a handstand and give you an instant response.
Handstand.
I've never seen you do a handstand.
But I can't do it!
Huh?
Handstand.
Please count for me.
Okay.
Count for me.
Okay, go!
I'm going to do a handstand.
Okay!
Okay, okay.
Try doing a handstand here.
A handstand.
Come! Come!
Okay.
It's not like that.
It's like this.
It's not like that. It's like this.
It's like this.
I like it.
I will definitely take a video of it.
It's like that.
I like it like that.
Right?
Yes.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can't see my face!
You...
It's kind of funny, isn't it?
It's kind of funny.
Okay, we're done!
We haven't even started yet!
It's perfect!
It's no good at all, hey!
We didn't make it look good at all!
Has it already started?
Oh, it's open!
No one's here.
Let's go in.
Excuse me.
What happened?
Everything's fine.
No one...
I didn't want you to do that.
Kei-chan was here with me earlier.
Yasuda?!
Is everything okay with the people in the agency?
I told my dad and mom, but...
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Abe-chan didn't say anything!
Then it's fine, it's fine.
Kara?
I'm a little hungry.
Do you want me to make you something?
What are you going to make me?
You like that, don't you?
An omelet?
Omelet rice?
Omelet rice?!
Then do you want me to make you an omelet rice?
Are you going to make it for me?
Yeah.
Are you going to make me an omelet rice?
Are you going to make it for me? Are you going to make it for me?
Do you want me to make it for you?
Can you make it for me?
Yes.
Then I'll make it for you and...
...Ishibashi's kitchen!
Then, please make it for us.
I see!
Today's topic is something close to Nishi-Azamu.
Then, let's start with...
...Ishibashi-tanagi's eyes!
What do you usually put in your omelets?
Shiitake mushrooms and onions.
Let's start with onions.
I can't wait!
I can't believe you can eat mushrooms!
What do you usually make at home?
I do.
But I think I make a lot of sweets.
What do you make for sweets?
Cookies and cream puffs.
I want to eat cream puffs!
Did you make it this time?
I did.
I see.
If you marry me...
...will you cook for me like this?
Will you help me?
I'm good at it!
How many eggs do you have?
Two eggs.
That's good!
You're living a good married life.
I hope it's good.
Don't worry! I'll make it for you!
It's good!
It's pretty good!
You're doing it, aren't you?
Yeah.
Even if you're not doing it, you can't do it this far, can you?
I'm doing my best.
(laughter)
This is a really big omelette.
I'm home!
(laughter)
Your friend is here.
No, no. I have a neighbor who's stupid.
(laughter)
It's okay as long as you don't look down on me.
I'm home!
(laughter)
You should study.
(laughter)
It's still hot.
I'm home!
I'll come visit you in the morning.
Play with me!
(laughter)
You should study in the morning.
I'm sorry, Nakai.
(laughter)
Nakai is stupid.
(laughter)
He doesn't study at all.
He doesn't go to radio exercises in the summer.
He doesn't get a stand.
He's saying something.
It's okay.
He's not here?
(laughter)
He's not...
He's there, isn't he? The one who plays ping-pong.
Huh?
(laughter)
Are you there?
(laughter)
Hey!
Huh?
I lost! Huh?
(laughter)
No, no, no.
I'm not alone!
Did you say you were alone today?
(laughter)
Later, okay?
Huh? Who is it? Who is it?
It's okay, it's okay.
Who is it?!
Huh?!
Oh! Now, now!
It's the most important part!
Wh-wh-what are you doing?!
Huh?! G-gomagi?!
(laughter)
Don't say it.
Gomagi?!
Don't say it.
Are you dating Gomagi?!
No, don't say it.
Hey!
Here, here.
Oh, Gomagi?!
It's the most important part!
Gomagi?!
That's dangerous!
It smells like Gomagi spray!
No...
(laughter)
What's going on with you two?!
Can't we hang out?!
She came over to cook for us!
No way! So you don't like me coming in?!
How does this ketchup taste like...
Write it down, write it down...
It's probably a heart!
What's this?!
It's a heart!
It's a face!
Nagasawa-kun?!
What's this?! What's this?!
Isn't this Nagasawa-kun?!
What's this?!
Potato!
Right?! Right?! Right?!
Do you want to try it?! Do you want to try it?!
Can I eat it?!
Alright!
Sorry! Sorry for interrupting!
It's fine, it's fine...
Sorry about that!
It looks good!
Why do you eat it first?!
Isn't it this?!
Why?! I ate it first, didn't I?!
I made it for you, Taka-chan!
What?! I see...
I'll eat it first!
Okay!
Huh? There's no rice in it?
No...
Is it a meat omelette?
It's an omelette.
It's really similar to my taste!
The meat omelette my mother made for me.
Hey, Gomaki! Can I eat it too?!
Go ahead.
Can I eat it?!
Go ahead!
It's good!
It's really a little good!
It's good!
- It's good, isn't it? - It's good!
- It's like homemade.
Oh no! It's already time!
Today, you, Maki, gave me such a delicious present for me...
So, in fact, I also have a present for you, Maki!
- What is it? - Here...
- What is it? - Huh?!
Come on!
Yeah!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Are you serious about love?
I'm just being fooled
By people I've played with before
Love is scary because it's different
Crazy my baby
Even if you kiss me, even if you hug me
I won't let you go, I won't let you go
I can't be anxious
I'm a magical student
Tears are mysterious
I love you, I love you so much
I'm overflowing with love
I know I'm selfish, but no matter what I just have to make it come true, hey yeah
If I'm this happy, I'm not afraid of breaking down, crazy my baby
Words and gestures aren't enough, not enough
Let me feel like I can't go anywhere, oh
Give me more, give me more, I love you, I love you
It's overflowing, be in love, yeah
Come on!
Crazy my baby
Words and gestures aren't enough, not enough
Let me feel like I can't go anywhere, oh
Give me more, give me more, I love you, I love you
It's overflowing, be in love, yeah
I'm in love and it's overflowing, be in love
Crazy for you
And I mean love
Come on!
No, no, no!
Because...
Is this real?
I haven't experienced it before.
Well, this is...
Who's first co-operation...
Co-operation...
Work?
It's work.
Isn't it amazing?
Wow!
Happy Birthday!
Wow!
Happy Birthday!
Wow!
Since it's Maki's 16th birthday...
This is a special present from me!
What?!
A crocodile!
You can look at it normally!
A crocodile?!
It's so cute!
What did you want it for?
I wanted a dog!
It's so cute!
- Really?! - It's so cute!
- Shungan City Hall is mine!
- Who prepared this? - Me.
- Who ordered this set? - Me.
- And this? - I'm from a wealthy family.
I'm from a wealthy family and I do all of this.
It's so cute!
Happy Birthday!
Can you smile for me?
Dear Maki Maki!
Happy Birthday!
Happy...
Happy Birthday!
Make a wish!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Maki!
Thank you!