AISubs v3.5
I brought a lot of things with me.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it?
Yes.
What is it?
One, two...
Minimoni!
Kago-chan first.
I'll start with Kago-e.
Kago-chan first.
I'll start with Kago-e.
Ta-dah!
Nakai-kun was touching the priest's body.
Kago-e will start.
Ta-dah!
Nakai-kun was touching the priest's body.
Um...
A live singing show.
A live singing show?
I know it!
The priest was wearing his usual clothes.
And Nakai-kun was next to him.
And he was touching his flesh.
Like an old man.
That's not right.
You're young, you know.
He was strange and stuck.
He was grinning and it felt weird.
He was doing weird things.
I was so surprised by his belly.
It's amazing!
And at that time, I thought, "Wow, his belly is showing."
And it showed.
I was like, "Look!"
And I was like, "No, no, no, this is bad!"
And Kimura said, "What are you doing, Nakai-kun? That's sexual!"
And Kimura said, "No, no, no, this is bad!"
And we all said, "No, no, no, this is bad!"
This is bad.
You eat a lot, don't you?
I lost 2kg.
Since when?
Since that?
I should have lost 2kg a month ago.
You should have.
I gained weight again and returned to normal.
Do you eat a lot of food?
I don't know.
I don't eat much.
How much do you eat?
I eat about 8 meals a day.
Tsui-chan, you should definitely go to America!
Why? Why?
Because it's big!
You can get it super-sized for 39 yen!
You can hold it with both hands!
You can eat it with one hand?
What is it?
39 yen!
39 cents!
39 cents and...
Super-sized!
If you're going to eat a lot, you should live in America.
Do you like Japan?
Well...
What do you like the most?
8-layer ice cream.
What?
What is 8-layer ice cream?
It's about this long.
And there's 8 layers of soft ice cream.
What?
But if you lick the top, where does the bottom come out?
You eat it like this.
Strawberry.
Grape.
Grape?!
Orange.
Orange?!
Orange!
Sesame!
Sesame?!
You're lying!
It's true! It's true!
It's not soft ice cream?
Soft ice cream like this, like this.
But don't you eat it like this?
Don't you think it's weird to mix different flavors?
Is it weird? Is that weird?
Is it weird? Is it weird, Tsuji?
It's weird.
Won't you tell me to lose weight?
She spread out her costume for me.
Minimuniniya!
What does "minimuniniya" mean?
Yes!
My name is Yaguchi.
In the past, Tsuji was obsessed with shaved ice.
Now, it's shaved ice!
Anyway, these two are food now.
That's right.
When we go to a live venue, there's always a shaved ice machine at our venue.
We've been doing outdoor live shows for a while now.
We make it together, eat it, and go to a live show.
Even at that time, we make strange shaved ice.
We mix it up.
We put ham at the bottom.
Ham?
We put ham, mayonnaise, ice, and ham.
We put green peas in it.
We put oysters in it.
We put it on top like this and pour milk on it.
We gave it to our manager and he said it was delicious.
We never eat it ourselves.
Are you kidding me?
We didn't have condensed milk.
We didn't have condensed milk, so we put in Sujata.
It was delicious.
Sujata, Sujata.
Right?
Yes.
The other day, you wore something strange and took pictures together, didn't you?
That was...
Yes.
Fashion.
What?
Fashion.
We were in a Ferris wheel.
Yes, yes, yes.
In the morning, when the cameraman was taking pictures, it fell like this and...
Right, AIBON and NONNO?
I don't like it anymore!
Really.
MINIMALITY!
Next is...
Yes, that's it!
You're amazing!
I tried it in Japan.
Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again.
Mika will send it from Tokyo.
Oh, thank you!
That's right.
Um, Mika, I learned a new, weird Japanese.
What kind of Japanese is it?
"Supponpon"!
That's right!
Yocchi-san said "supponpon" in a TV show and, um, maybe...
Um, "jiminton"?
"Jinton"! "Jinton"! "Jinton"!
"Jinton"! "Jinton"!
If you say "jinton" on an uninhabited island, you'll get arrested!
I went to an uninhabited island and they said "jinton" hurts.
"Oh, Ayumi, what is 'jinton'?" I asked and they said "it's a mood."
Oh, wow, 'jinton' I'll use it from now on.
Mika wants to learn weird Japanese.
She makes mistakes.
What's your name? Is it "hacky"?
What's "hacky"?
Full name.
Full name is "Mika Teresa Todd".
What?
"Mika Teresa Todd".
"Taresa"?
"Taresa".
Mika Taresa Sh...
"Mika Taresa Todd".
"Todd", right?
"Todd".
"Mika Taresa Todd".
That's right.
"Mika Taresa Todd".
Something's wrong.
Something's wrong?
Then, what's the English you know?
Well...
Wait a minute.
That's all I know.
But you have to study English, right?
"Mika Taresa Todd".
"Taresa".
"Big rule".
You need to study English, okay?
"Hacky".
Why do you say such a thing?
I've only heard English out of sight.
You guys are all idiots.
I'm scared!
Minimum income!
And you, Suzy?
I went into a locker.
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
You know...
I went into a locker.
You know...
There was a locker in the venue.
And I don't know why, but I wanted to go in.
And I was wondering if I could go in.
But it was fun because my body went in.
And we all continued to go in.
Kaori and Gozzan went in together.
Gozzan couldn't get out.
His hands were injured.
And the locker was moving.
We all went in and took pictures.
We took pictures.
But we couldn't go in and became cameramen.
But when we saw the pictures...
Iida only went in half of them.
But Yaguchi went in all of them.
Yaguchi only went in half of them.
Alright, let's go into the locker.
Let's go in.
You went in that locker?
Yes, we all went in.
Wow.
It was smaller than this one.
It was smaller.
Like this, like this, like this.
First of all, you can't put your butt in there.
You can't put your butt in there, right?
What do you mean you can put it in sideways?
If it's sideways, you can do something about it, can't you?
It doesn't look like it.
You can't do this.
You can't put your butt in there, right?
You can't do this.
Can I?
Wow, it went in smoothly.
It's not spacious at all.
I wish it was bigger.
Go in again, go in again.
Go in again, Yaguchi, go in again.
Did you put your butt in there?
Legs, waist...
Wait, wait, wait, close it, close it, close it.
How did you get in there?
I got in there.
You two, go ahead and try it.
Can you say it?
A new record for surprising people?
It went in!
Wow, amazing!
Legs, legs, legs.
Wait, wait, can you say "put your butt in there" or something like that?
It went in!
That's funny!
What did you do?
Please go in.
You said "go in" right?
You can't go anywhere, can you?
Put your butt in.
Did it go in?
Are you okay?
It's as if you can't see it.
That was fun.
It was like seeing a dream.
Please introduce the new song.
Minimoni's "Minimoni Telephone Ring Ring Ring"!
Minimoni's Telephone Ring Ring Ring!
Let's make a phone call. Ring Ring Ring!
Pakka Pakka Telephone Pakka Ring Ring Ring!
A Ring Ring Ring!
Zu Zu Zu!
A Ring Ring Ring!
Ru Ru Ru!
This is Minimoni's Looseband Telephone Service Center.
Looseband! Looseband!
Let's do some makeup. Ring Ring Ring!
Pakka Pakka Telephone Compact Ring Ring Ring!
How does a virgin look like?
Let's do it naturally.
If you can't find it anywhere, let's make it!
Let's have fun talking.
Minimoni Telephone Line Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin
The phone rang Lin Lin Lin
Could it be now Lin Lin Lin
Hello Hello Hello
Who is it, who is it?
Hello, I'm Minimoni, who are you?
I'm Akako. I'm Juji.
Let's take a picture.
Camera Camera Camera Camera
Camera Camera Camera
Let's take a picture with a happy face.
V-sign with a smile.
If you don't know it, let's study it.
I knew you'd like it.
Let's have fun talking.
Minimoni Telephone Line Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin
The phone rang Minimoni Lin Lin Lin
All of a sudden, all of a sudden
Minimoni Minimoni Minimoni Minimoni Minimoni
It's exciting. Let's start.
Let's have fun talking.
Minimoni Telephone Line Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin Lin
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Hey!
- Porridge. - Porridge.
Game over!
Wasn't it?
- Wasn't it? - Wasn't it?
- What? - What?
Porridge...
Was "porridge"
No, it's America.
Why?
I'm a baby.
Hiro-kun, Hiro-kun, Hiro-kun!
I'm Hiro-chan.
Good!
Does it work?
Not at all.
Does it work?
Not at all.
Why can't you do it?
Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
Does it work?
Yes, it does.
Hold it tighter.
I'm a baby.
Can you do this?
I'm a baby.
It's funny.
Let's begin.
I'd like you to teach us the choreography.
Everyone, please come forward.
Tana-san, remember it.
What is this?
There are a lot of things in it.
Didn't you do "aing" in the middle?
There's "kuekue" too.
The point of this choreography is...
One, two...
Poop!
Poop again?
Children love poop, don't they?
Babies love it too.
I love poop.
Poop, yay!
It's so funny.
So...
So, this time...
About the poop...
It's like you're with a kindergarten teacher.
They're already in middle school.
What do you think?
Right?
So...
If it's about poop, please watch it.
There are three parts.
Poop!
She saw it!
Poop!
Do it three times.
It's cute because there are four of you.
But if you do it like this, you'll look really dirty.
One more time!
Poop!
Do it with me!
Poop!
Do it with me!
One, two...
Poop!
That's right!
Yay!
Poop!
Yay!
Do it one more time!
Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop...
You have to listen to it.
There it is!
So...
Minimo ni...
She's not answering!
Hello?
I don't need food today.
Yes, I'm going to drink for a long time.
Yes.
Sorry.
Bye-bye.
What is that?
Are you an adult?
My cell phone.
That's nice.
Amazing.
It's true, it's true.
Don't send me an email!
What is it?
I'm sorry!
So...
Minimo ni...
Telephone...
Ding, ding, ding...
That's right.
Da-da-da-dan!
It's different for each person.
And it's like this.
Dan, dan, dan...
Let's make a phone call.
Ring, ring, ring...
Stupid, stupid phone call.
Ring, ring, ring...
Left, right...
Ring, ring, ring...
That's it!
This is tough.
Are you okay?
Let's do it!
Poop, yay!
Poop?
Lastly...
Poop.
Lastly...
One, two...
Music, stand up!
I'm embarrassed!
Let's make a phone call.
Ring, ring, ring...
Let's make a phone call.
Ring, ring, ring...
Stupid, stupid phone call.
Ring, ring, ring...
Stupid, stupid phone call.
Ring, ring, ring...
You did it!
And then...
Tsuji will...
This is...
Minimoni-Lusuban-Denwa-Service-Center.
And...
We'll get closer...
So for the first time...
Lus-den-da...
Tsuji will...
Lus-den-da...
Tsuji will...
Why did I do it?
Don't call me by my name!
Do it for me sometimes!
Because it's funny.
Come here.
Help me!
If you know it, you can do it.
Oh, Papa!
Who is it?
This is...
I'm making you, Tsuji.
Yes, make me, Tsuji.
So...
Let's...
Let's...make...
Tell me "tsuku".
What are you making now?
Um...
Tsu-ku-ri-ma.
Ri-ma.
At a show...
With pepperoncino...
And with cheese...
Isn't it good?
Good, good, good.
Let's do it at this height.
Huh?
Tsu-ku-ri-ma.
Huh?
Tsu-ku-ri-ma.
Tsu-ku...
Tsu-ku-ri-ma.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Tsu-ku-ri-ma-shou!
Bakizuki...
Bibiran-chi-ri-ri-ro!
Chi-ri-ri-ro-to!
Ri-ro-ro-ro-ro!
We did it!
Ri-ro-ro-ro-ro!
Right, left, right, left...
It's a fun story...
Let's have fun...
And, well... I'll put out my cell phone...
- Put out your cell phone here? - I'll put out my cell phone here.
In my earphone, my phone...
My earring...
- Yes, yes, like that... - When are you going to move?
- So, from head to toe... - Yes.
Music, start!
In my earphone, my earring...
Let's put out our cell phone, earring, earring...
In my earphone, my earring...
Earring, earring, earring...
- Tato-san... - Yes?
- Music, start! - Music, start!
Together...
Let's do it together...
- It's a good time... - It's a good time...
- A little more...
- A little more is a good time...
Let's do it together...
- It's a good time... - It's a good time...
- Let's do it together... - A little more...
- In my earphone, my earring... - In my earphone, my earring...
- Did you do it? - We did it!
Did you do it?
It's funny.
- It's funny. - We did it.
- Did you do it? - It was amazing.
We were unlucky.
It was a big failure.
- It's funny. - It's funny.
- It was funny.
- It was difficult. - It was difficult.
- It's time to say goodbye. - Make me one of these.
- This one? - Yes.
It's difficult.
- It has to be a little bigger. - It's hard to reach.
It's so small!
It's time to say goodbye.
Next week, we will have
Good morning, good morning, good morning!
We will have two guests and
we will call
Good morning, good morning!
Good morning!
Don't be nervous and do your best!
Good morning, everyone!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
See you next year!
Thank you!