AISubs v3.5
- Nakazawa! - Why Nakazawa-inu-kyo?
- Nakazawa-kyo, as Umori-umusume... - Yes.
- Johnson! How are you, Johnson? - Hey, smile!
- You're doing it again, saying "smile" and all...
- Oh, that's cheap! Just a little glitter...
- That's cheap... - Nacchi! Nacchi!
- What is it, Besa?
- Nacchi! - I'm hungry!
- What about you, Yoshida? - You want me to do it?
- You want me to do it?
- You want me to do it? You want me to do it?
- He's laughing... - That's cheap! That's cheap! That's cheap!
- Hey, Gotsuan! Gotsuan! Gotsuan!
- Takusan... I love you...
- It's real, Johnson! - Hey, smile!
- It's real, Johnson! - No, it's not!
- It's not real, is it? - It's not like that, Morning Musume.
- They're back with a new song "Hishagete"...
- We are number one! - We are number one!
- But Morning Musume. is number one!
- But this time...
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Wait!
Don't come in!
What is it?
My name is written on it!
Wait a minute!
Friend?
No!
Your friend?
No!
Defense?
No!
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy!
- Who? - Who?
- Good son! - Wait, wait...
- Joe-san! Joe-san! - Daddy!
Hey! Laugh!
What's up? What's up?
The fish... is being grilled.
- Take this! - I'm jealous!
I love you, Taka-san!
- Nachi! Nachi! - What's up, boss?
What do you think, Yabuchi?
- The person is... - Shoo!
Let me do this!
Believe me!
I'm starving!
Suzai, say something!
We were so stupid!
That's right!
We are Morning Musume., right?
That's right!
We are Morning Musume.
That's right!
We are Morning Musume.
We are not that muscular.
Why? We are going to sing.
Please sing for us!
Wow!
Let's sing together!
What?
"Love Revolution 21"!
Let's sing together!
(laughs)
Why are you there?
What's up with you and Godzan?
You're always like, "I'm messed up, I'm messed up," and stuff.
Godzan is really good at drama.
Oh, you're doing it now!
You're doing it, right?
It's on TVS, right?
That's right.
It's Asano Atoko's show, right?
That's right.
Don't you all do drama?
We used to do it.
Don't you do it here, too?
I think it's Asano Atoko's "Kaiki Mystery Series."
(laughs)
Ta-da! Ta-da! Ta-da!
(laughs)
Godzan! Godzan's here!
(laughs)
Don't do it.
CG costs money.
(laughs)
That's terrible!
Are you okay with it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
No matter what, we can't be right next to you.
How about this?
Stand up and...
Yasuda's always been there, right?
Yeah.
He's always been there, right?
Since he was born?
(laughs)
No!
Yasuda's always been there, right?
Yeah, I feel like he's always been there.
(laughs)
Yasuda's always been there, right?
(laughs)
When a new member joins, a new member joins, right?
But I think Yasuda's always been there since he was a new member.
(laughs)
I only care about that.
In a good way.
When I was with my mom, she helped me a lot.
(laughs)
Then Kei-chan, you go first.
Yeah.
Kei-chan, you go in the middle.
Kei-chan...
In the middle is good.
To be honest, it's not good in the middle.
Why?
The one who's always standing out in the middle is cooler.
Oh...
Who's in the middle of SMAP?
There's no one in the middle of SMAP.
Oh, there's no one?
When it comes to the middle, I don't like it very much.
The one on the side is cooler.
The one on the side stands out.
Eh, isn't it weird?
Well...
(laughs)
Isn't it because you don't sing often in the morning?
Oh...
(laughs)
You're not singing!
(laughs)
It's funny!
For Morning Musume...
(laughs)
You're singing!
(laughs)
Morning Musume...
(cheers and applause)
Morning Musume is...
...the first appearance since Nakazawa left.
Yes.
When Morning Musume comes out...
The way of working and the way of working for work has changed a little bit.
So I made a report in advance.
First of all, Mr. John!
I don't like to warn people, so I'll say it far away.
For example, the story of the owl.
What is that story of the owl?
In the morning...
"Oh, it feels good." I think and open the window and an owl flies out.
Isn't it strange?
You shouldn't get such a misunderstanding owl.
Because it bothers everyone.
Even if the owl is just flying in the sky in the morning...
It bothers everyone, doesn't it?
So the owl should fly at night.
Do you understand, Ms. Tsuji?
What do you mean?
All young people are looking at me now.
Young people are being recognized as leaders.
Now everyone is looking at me.
I don't know.
If you don't know, you can just say it.
But I can't say it.
Why can't you say it?
I don't like to see people getting hurt.
So I'm worried now.
Then you can't be a leader.
A leader is a role that everyone hates.
Is that so, Mr. Nakai?
That's me.
What?
I'm really hated.
He's amazing now.
Did you find out something interesting about being a leader, Ms. Yasuda?
It's interesting.
What's interesting, Yasuda?
I've always thought you weren't a crybaby.
Did you cry?
Yes, I did.
Did you cry?
Yasuda cried!
Don't say that!
Don't say it!
I saw you on TV.
You talked about it on TV and you cried yesterday.
I was watching a documentary.
I happened to see you on the same show.
I asked you if you cried and you were surprised.
You cried too?
Yes.
What documentary?
"Ainuri".
"Ainuri"!
It's not a documentary, it's like a scene from "NHK".
"Ainuri" is a documentary!
That's amazing!
"Kabochan" is "kabocha"?
Doesn't it sound like "kabocha"?
Who?
What?
What does it sound like?
Everyone says "kabocha".
Don't say "kabocha"!
"Kabocha"!
"Kabocha"?
"Kabocha" is okay, right?
Okay, "kabocha" is okay!
Okay, next!
What is that?
Ishika!
This song is in the center, so I'll do my best.
You're in the center!
This time, I'm in the center.
Ishika is in the center, so I'll do my best.
You shouldn't be in the center.
When I heard what Nakai said...
Huh?
Yeah.
She's been crying since "Chicken" came out.
What do you think of Ishika's evaluation?
She's doing her best!
What do you think, Nacchi?
She's doing her best!
When I saw her, I was like...
She's doing her best!
- What's so funny?! - She's always wandering around without looking up.
- Oh, that's right. - She's always looking up.
But, isn't there a 'look-out' man under the man's nose?
'Look-out' man!
What did you say?
This is a 'look-out' man's face!
- Yes! - Yes, that's right!
- Yes, I dug it up! - I'm Yasuda!
- What did you say? - I don't know.
- It's not like that! - Let's leave it like that!
- No! We're really born like that! - Let's leave it like that!
- It's really embarrassing! - What's embarrassing?
- What? - Whether you'll let me mess with you or not...
- I want you to mess with me more and more! - What does that mean?
- I want you to work harder! - What do you mean?
- How do you want me to work harder? - You can think of a different version of "wink"!
- That's right! I'm getting a little sick of it! - What is it?
- Imitate "three people festival"! - That's right!
- Ai-chan, you're good at it! - It's a real "three people festival"!
- Because I... - Isn't she the one who's in love with that idiot?
- Ai-chan, are you okay? - I'm fine!
- Then let's do it together! - Ai-chan, you do the chorus!
- The chorus!
- You can do it anywhere! - Yes!
- One, two... - The summer sea is...
- Romantic... - Hey!
- You're doing it again! - It's really scary!
- Do it again! - One, two...
- The summer sea is... - You're doing it wrong!
- Romantic... - Hey!
- You idiot! - Don't do it like that!
- Next one! - The first one is "mmm"...
- One, two... - "mmm"...
- Can you do it alone? - Thank you!
- One, two... - "mmm"...
- Your eyes are going to fall out! - Open your eyes!
- One, two... - Go ahead!
- You did it! - You did it!
- Let's do it together, Johnson and Yossi! - Okay!
- But... - But...
- What is it? - What is it?
- I wanted to do it... - Okay, "sambar festival"!
- One, two... - Where is it? - Where is it?
- The summer sea is... - You're drinking too much!
- I want to do it! - One, two...
- The summer sea is... - I don't know it!
- Everyone wants to do "sambar festival"!
- What is "sambar festival"? It's the best!
- One, two... - One, two...
- Sorry, it was blurred! - What?!
- Sorry! - What?!
- Is this a secret TV program? - You're too much!
- Yasuda, you're too much! - I'm jealous of you for being bullied like that!
- Yasuda is jealous! - Wait! Wait!
- Because when Iida-san and Johnson-san talked to me, Yasuda-san said "You're glaring at me!"
- And I thought "Ochizo-san" was coming up. - I'm not Ochizo-san!
- That's Kodaki-jiji! - I'm jealous of you for being bullied like that!
- And I thought "Ochizo-san" was coming up. - I'm jealous of you for being bullied like that!
- I want to be bullied more! - I'm jealous of you for being bullied like that!
- When I'm bullied, I shake my shoulder like this, but when I shake it, I always shake it like Yasuda did.
- Yasuda-san is here! Yasuda-san is here!
- I'm jealous of you for being bullied like that! - I want to be bullied more than being called cute like Godzilla-san!
- I want to be called cool like Yuzuda-san! - It's like he's bullying you like "You little…! You little! You little!".
- And Yasuda-san is like "Hang in there! Hang in there!" - But it's okay to be like this.
- Yasuda-san, if you use a different version of your head, say "Perotti". - No way!
- No, no, no. Just lick it. - What do you mean?
- Just lick it like an ice-cream. - No!
- Like Yooka, Yooka! - What?!
- Lick it like Yooka from Giant Cobra. - I've never seen that.
- I lick it like an ice-cream if I'm an ice-cream? - No!
- A cuter one is better. - That's right.
- Lick it more. - More?
- I don't like! - What?!
First of all, I'm an idol.
No, I'm shouting.
I love you so much. I want to go somewhere and play.
I want to walk in the center street of Shibuya with you.
I know what you're thinking about.
I said it with my eyes.
We love you!
When we had a meeting, I said "You too, Taka-san."
Goto said "Me too."
Let's walk in the center street of Shibuya.
Do you want to walk?
Have you ever been on a date? Walking in the center street of Shibuya.
- No, I haven't. - Why don't you and Taka-san do it?
- Let's walk. - You want to walk, don't you?
I'll buy you a lot of vegetables.
Goto, what do you want?
Huh? I want to eat crepes.
I want to eat crepes!
Goto, what do you want?
- I want to eat crepes! - Idiot!
I'm jealous of you!
- That's not what you want, is it? - That's right.
- You want to eat crepes, don't you? - Yes, I do.
What did you enjoy most recently?
I went to a sauna with Yossi.
- A sauna? - You went to a sauna?
- We slept in a sauna like this. - I see.
- That was fun. - It was fun.
- Taka-san, will you do it? - What was fun about it?
- We met Nacchan in a sauna. - We met Nacchan.
- When I was about to go home, I realized that Kei-chan was...
- What kind of CG is this? - I like it!
- What do you like about it? - Did you have a CG done?
- What do you like about it? - I like it!
- Where do you go in a sauna? - I jump into a puddle of water.
- What do you put in a sauna? - A puddle of water!
- What do you like about it? - I like Nakae-kun.
- What's wrong? - I think Taka-san is a person who likes and hates a lot of things.
- What do you like about it? - I like Nakae-kun because he talks to a lot of people.
- I see. You're a good leader. - Isn't a leader supposed to be a bad guy?
- Please don't say that. - Kaori is doing her best.
- Kaori is... - Wait a minute. Are you going to talk for a long time?
- Kaori is...
...a leader, but...
Before that...
...a leader is not good.
That's right.
Lately, I can't stand milk and medicine.
I don't know about milk, but I don't know about medicine.
What do you think about being a leader?
- I think we'll do our best. - I think we'll do our best.
She says we'll do our best.
- Kaori is... - A leader who's not good at it.
- A leader who's nervous. - A leader who's nervous.
- But...
...before a concert, when we gather...
...we can see that we're nervous but we're leaders so we have to do our best.
- At first we shout out loud. - "Go for it!"
We do that but...
...before that, Kaori says...
- "Today..." - "We have the spirit."
- "Today we'll do our best." - "Today we'll do our best."
She says that and we do our best.
- That's a different way of saying it. - That's nice.
- She's a new leader. - She's a new leader.
- Kaori is Kaori. - So you can be confident.
Thank you.
- It's the other way around. - I'm about to cry.
- What do we do? - You're a leader who makes everyone cry.
- I'm about to cry. - Kaori!
- What's wrong? - I'm about to cry.
- Kaori! - What's wrong?
- Why are you crying? - What do you mean?
- I don't know. - Why?
What's wrong?
Everyone is supporting you, right?
- That's not it. - That's not it.
- I'm just happy. - You're happy, right?
You're happy that everyone is supporting you, right?
That's not it.
That's why you're like Igena's Genta's Nishiya- san.
Which means...
"Dad, you're always crying. You made me cry again." Right, Yaguchi?
See? Igena is Genta. Genta!
But...
But?
It's okay.
What?
What's okay?
I don't know.
What's wrong?
I'm happy for you, Yaguchi.
Give me the basket.
What?
It's a present. I'm happy for you.
That's not it!
Tsuji, what do you think?
Tsuji...
Yes?
I like it higher than Nakai-kun's.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know, Tsuji-chan. Kaori, what do you think?
It's okay, Tsuji-chan. My memory has stopped here.
Is that so?
I'm hungry.
Why are you hungry?
I'm talking with everyone.
See?
You're doing it because you're the leader. Right, Johnson?
It's okay, right?
But...
I don't have a piano.
What?
I don't have a piano.
It can't be helped.
I'm still inexperienced as a leader.
I'll do my best.
You're still inexperienced.
Even if you look at it.
It can't be helped, right?
That's good.
Then, leader...
Johnson!
Are you okay?
Johnson...
What's wrong with you?
Don't cry.
You're doing your best, right?
Then, Johnson first.
Leader, Johnson first.
Then, Johnson first.
Chorus!
Johnson, do it alone!
Please do it!
Let's do it together.
Okay!
Let's do it together!
Then, please listen!
Morning Musume's...
"That Peace"!
It's not peaceful at all!
♪ Let's go! Everyone, let's go! ♪
♪ Come on, let's sing! Everyone, let's sing! ♪
♪ Come on, let's swear! Everyone, let's swear! ♪
♪ Come on, let's laugh! ♪
♪ Come on, let's sing! ♪
♪ Come on, let's get up! We are the future we live in! ♪
♪ Let's get up! Get up! Everybody scream! ♪
♪ It's meaningless, but I like convenience stores! ♪
♪ Ha ha ha ha! I'm sure my hometown has it too! ♪
♪ Come on, let's go home next week! Ero Ero! ♪
♪ Let's save the world! ♪
♪ Hi, it's me, Kiri! ♪
♪ I'm not stupid! ♪
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha! ♪
♪ Oh, it's a good day! This is... ♪
♪ On the day of the election... ♪
♪ Isn't it better? ♪
♪ On Saturdays, we'll eat out! ♪
♪ Come on, let's get up! We are the future we live in! ♪
♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ Let's go, let's go, let's be free! ♪
♪ The people I like ♪
♪ Were kind to me ♪
♪ And I got happy ♪
♪ The people I care about ♪
♪ Did you know? ♪
♪ I was moved ♪
♪ I was moved! ♪
♪ Come on! ♪
♪ Come on, let's get up! We are the future we live in! ♪
One page of youth...
If you look at history of the world...
How long has it been?
Ah, that person I love...
Lunch...
What did you eat?
♪ Let's go! ♪
♪ Oh! Let's go! ♪
♪ Let's go, everybody! ♪
♪ Come on, let's sing! ♪
♪ Come on, everybody, let's sing! ♪
♪ Oh! Let's swear! ♪
♪ Oh! Let's swear, everybody! ♪
♪ Come on, let'seration! ♪
♪ Come on, let's raise our fire! ♪
♪ The man who guided me ♪
♪ Was very kind ♪
More happy things happened.
The person I love was honest.
I felt like I should accept everything.
That's what I need.
Wow!
Now, let's hear the voice of the city. Go ahead!
All of a sudden!
Is it really outside now?
Is it now?
Yes, it's a live broadcast.
Huh?
Ah!
Oh my goodness!
They love it!
Send a message to people who love it!
Please, please!
Thank you!
Why?
I dropped it!
Good evening! I'm jealous!
You don't need me anymore, do you?