AISubs v3.5
It's time for this week's "Otoban" as well!
What is this?
In summer...
At summer festivals...
They sell omen, don't they?
Is there an omen like this?
Zunk Family's "harrow shuffle".
What?
Is it like a new financial company?
No!
It's like there are 20 people.
This is too much.
It's difficult!
I want you to take it out!
If you don't roll it properly, it won't show!
Yes!
I'm embarrassed!
Why are you embarrassed?
Please give me a hug!
Are you going to talk from there today?
No!
Any recent episodes?
Anyone who had anything interesting recently?
Okay, that's it!
Ah, Godzan!
Nice to meet you!
Godzan is here too.
What is there for a five-person girl?
A three-person wife and...
A five-person boy and...
A ten-person girl? What?
Let me review this once...
Ah, Matsura-san!
Yes!
Ah, you're here!
She's here! She's here!
Nice to meet you!
Right?
What about melon anniversary?
Melon anniversary!
Yes, melon anniversary!
Who's melon anniversary?
Kyoto melon anniversary!
I'm going to kill you, you bastard!
Country girl!
Yes!
You're here!
Yes!
Today is Father's Day, right?
Is he here today?
He's not here today!
Coconut girl!
Yes!
Regular Sunday!
Yes!
Ah, you're here!
Nagai-kun!
What is it?
You're Heike Bichyo's little sister, but who is Heike Bichyo herself?
That's right!
You're the winner of this audition, right?
Yes!
She only appears during "Shakur" like this!
Heike Bichyo doesn't appear?
I'd like to appear, but...
I'll do my best today!
Do your best today!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Heike Bichyo is awesome!
Morning girl!
Ah, she's a morning girl!
Morning girl!
Ah! It's Yasuda!
Please say hello!
Yasuda-san!
He's glaring at us, isn't he?
Yasuda-san!
Look at his face!
What's wrong with you?
Yasuda-san's here!
Now, now, our first guest!
Please come out from "Shakur"!
Please sit down!
Nice to meet you!
I was a little scared!
So, Nakai-kun, please come out from "Shakur"!
At that moment, Johnson's...
What are you talking about?
Shut up! Shut up!
At that moment, across Johnson's face, Yasuda again...
Yasuda's camera's on! Camera's on! Camera's on! Yasuda!
Look! Look!
No! Not like that! Not like that!
Now, our third guest!
A basket?
What's with you?
What's with you? Doesn't a basket suit you?
What's with you?
Who do you think you are?
A basket?
The three of you, the three of you...
The fruit you all had...
This is "fruit parfait"!
Thank you! Thank you!
Please enjoy it, everyone!
You still haven't had your food yet!
I'll give you food later!
It's "fruit parfait"!
At that moment, Johnson's face...
She probably had a good sense of rivalry.
A basket...
A skirt...
And now, a fruit parfait!
Yes!
Are you okay?
What do you mean?
Back there... Wait, what was it?
Tropical Coastal
You're sure about that?
You knew it was right from the start?
I know!
The moment I saw it, I thought...
You could say it's "hot, hot, hot, hot barf using," or something like that.
- Someone held their breath for too long, didn't they? - Eh?
Even though the play took a bacterium together, the play was fatally funny and they didn't want to stop.
- Long. - Even though the play took a bacterium together, the play was fatally funny and they didn't want to stop.
No, no, no, no!
You ate a basket, you ate a meal, Mr. Taka.
It's not there, is it? It's not there, is it?
Yes, put it in your mouth now.
"Anyway, let's find someone." Like that.
One, two...
Good morning, Mr. Taka.
What kind of group are you guys in?
You know this group too, don't you?
Because we're men!
What are you talking about? We're men.
Of course we are!
Oh, this is what my brother told me.
What is it? Oh, it's here!
The reason why you're outnumbered is...
Oh, it's because of your sister's gymnastics skills or something like that.
What kind of mania is that?
Gymnastics...
What do you want to do with gymnastics?
First of all, can you tell me your sister's cell phone number?
It's none of your business!
Give me the shampoo you use next time.
You know, we have that at home.
Really? Bring it to me.
And also an overcoat.
An overcoat?
Don't wash it, don't wash it.
Of course we do!
First of all, an overcoat...
You're kidding me, right? There's no way it's that new!
An overcoat, right?
Here you go, little brother.
Oh, I'm happy, I'm happy.
Here you go, here you go, God's big sword.
Here you go, here you go, here you go, boom boom!
Isn't this a sword?
Giant's big sword.
What I want is...
This part to stretch out more?
Like this, like this, like this?
It's dangerous!
Well, let's get started.
The people of Sanri Matsuri have brought their strengths and weaknesses forward from other groups.
Here it is.
Pink wig is very good.
Only three people look good in it. Who is this?
Yes.
See, you look good in it.
This is perfect.
Is it perfect?
Are you confident?
I am.
Yes!
Cute, cute.
And, young, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, pretty girl.
Who is this?
Young girl.
You're already at the top, aren't you?
Yes.
By the way, this is Mitchan.
It's me.
How old are you, Mitchan Heike?
I'm twenty-two. I'm still young.
Twenty-two?
Yes, I'm still young.
What?
You're not young?
You're not old?
I'm not old!
I just turned twenty-two.
Really?
I'm young.
Really?
Yes.
Aren't you in Akane, Roppogi?
No, I'm not.
Where are you?
I'm not there.
Where are you?
And you, Yasuda?
Yasuda, how old are you now?
I'm twenty-two.
Yasuda, you're still twenty-two!
Yes.
When will you move?
In the future.
What?
In the future.
I'll be at Morning Musume.
Forever?
Yes.
Glaringly?
Yes.
Hey, Johnson, stop making that face!
What's wrong?
Johnson, are you angry today?
Johnson, it's been a while since Morning Musume came back to Johnson when it first started.
It's funny, Johnson.
But, if you keep doing this, you'll end up like Tsuppari.
Wow!
That's a warm welcome!
But, you know...
When you say you're cute...
It makes me angry!
Ashiron, you're cute!
Hey, Johnson, you're cute!
Johnson, you're cute!
Hey!
Hey, you're pooping, you're pooping.
Weakness! Weakness!
But, you're too weak and not cute...
Hey, Watson!
Yes!
Oh, you do that?
The concept of a three-person festival is a doll festival...
A doll festival!
Yes!
So, when I wear this pink wig and this costume, I try to be all three of us!
But, I still say "desu"!
"Desu"!
What do you want to do?
Kiss!
What?
Every night!
I think Miran would like it!
Why? Why? Let's watch it together!
What song is Matsui and the three of you singing?
Chu...
You haven't gotten used to it at all!
Chu...
Let's Party!
Desu!
One more! One more! One more!
Let's Party! Let's Party!
Ready, set, go!
What's that?
What do you mean "chuu"?
What's wrong with you?
What's "chuu" supposed to mean?
What's wrong with you?
Isn't it fine for the three of you to do it?
Let's party! Let's party!
Ready, set...
Say something!
One more time! Ready, set...
This is monkey's happy "why"!
Happy "why"!
Okay, you can go now.
Ishikawa's blackness...
Why is that?!
Matsuura and Kagura have white clothes...
That kind of costume suits them...
Ishikawa is tough!
Why is that?!
Isn't it fine?!
Taka-san, what do you think about Ishikawa's blackness?
It's fine. I like it.
Isn't it cute?
I like Kagura and Ishikawa...
Matsuura...
Matsuura is cute, isn't it?!
Next...
Shiba-tan!
Shiba-tan, what do you think about the pants?
The skirt is too short...
I can see the pants...
You can see the pants, right?
Do you want me to show you?
The three of us are always together...
I'll show you on purpose...
Show me a little!
The three of us are always together...
I'll show you on purpose...
Show me a little!
What is it?!
Just look at me normally!
Why?!
Just look at me normally!
I can't see you anymore!
I'm right in front of you!
One more time!
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
So cute!
Mommy!
Okay, next!
Sho! Sho! Sho! Party, party!
You're good! Why, Johnson?!
I've decided to wait for three people!
Sho! Sho! Party, party, party!
Are you okay?
Okay, next!
Reaper!
She's cute, but only cute...
What do you mean?
That's true.
I'm sure she looked like an orange-colored girl.
At that time, she came back from brain surgery with her dad.
That's not it! That's definitely not it!
She looks like an orange-colored girl!
That's not it.
She's cute, but she doesn't know what's inside.
That's not fair!
Isn't being an idol something like that?!
She doesn't know what's inside!
You have to have a brain!
You have to be smart, not only cute.
Okay, next!
Johnson!
You don't look like you're in a cage. What's wrong, Johnson?
You don't look like you're in a cage. What's wrong with your head?!
What's with that Venus-like head of yours?!
This is amazing! It took me about an hour!
She's cute, right?
Chou! Chou! Chou! Chou! Chou! Chou! Party! Party!
I knew it! That's just how men are!
I'm sure he likes someone!
Chouson's segment is coming up! Don't be in a hurry!
No problem! Let's end it with a three-person festival!
Party! Party!
Tsuji! You're too thin, like a burdock!
What's going on?
Well... Tsuji calls me "daikon", so I'm thin!
Wait a moment! Please remove the basket!
Why?
Is it too thick?
No, it's because it's sticking out of my stomach!
Ishikawa Rika
Yasuda, what is this?
"Nagashi" and "Ishikawa Rika"?
The weakness is "Ishikawa Rika".
Why?
What do you mean?
Well, Kago and Matsura are cute.
They are cute.
"Ishikawa" is funny.
Why is that?
Isn't it cute?
"Ishikawa" is cute.
When they sing, their eyes...
Don't say things with your eyes.
Yasuda, you always look at the camera like this.
Yosuke, Yasuo, camera's coming!
Where is it!?
Find it!
Where is it?
Here it is!
Yay!
What's up with you?
Okay, that's a wrap!
What's up with you?
It's too late for a three-person festival!
Okay, next up is the seven-person festival!
Yay!
Do your best!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you!
Okay, Asami, Keiki, Shibata, Ayaka, Rifa, Yaguchi, Mozza!
Okay!
This is it!
Let's have some fruits!
Yay!
Pineapple!
Cute!
Since it's a one-man show, we've prepared fruit juice for you!
Thank you for it!
Pineapple juice!
Wow, there's an umbrella!
Looks good!
Yummy!
Okay, next up is the seven-person festival!
Yay!
You look like a dancer!
Who said that?
I think so!
Why do you look like a dancer?
Well...
I've never danced reggae before...
Oh, reggae!
Yeah, seven of us.
And I thought it'd be nice for the viewers to think that, too!
So you look like a dancer!
And we shake our butts!
Shake your butts?!
Shut up!
Your clothes are weird.
That's reggae.
What's the rhythm?
Is it too small?
It's always like that.
Your shoes are smaller than usual.
But people around you are bigger.
Wait a minute! What's your theme for today's fashion show?
Where did you get that T-shirt?
I got it last summer.
It's totally new!
I just realized it.
One, two...
I'm embarrassed!
Say something!
You're cute!
You're so cute!
You're cute!
No matter what happens here, you're cute because I'm here!
Why do you refuse? What's the reason?
Because I'm the number one woman who wants to go on a date when I'm 20 years old.
Who?
Who? Who?
When you're 20 years old, who is the number one woman you want to go on a date with?
Taka-san, I'm 20 years old!
Kei-chan is 20 years old!
She's 20 years old!
Kei-chan is 20 years old!
I'm 20 years old!
That's good!
You're cute!
Next!
What do you think costs the most money?
Costumes and this wig cost a lot of money!
Wigs!
You're wearing all of them!
You're wearing shorts now, too!
Oh, really?
But you're wearing a wig in pink, too!
This one costs more!
It does!
But you're wearing a swimsuit!
Oh, it's a swimsuit, so it's cheap!
But this wig is really expensive!
Shut up! I said this one costs more!
Shut up!
And... and... um... when you're 20 years old...
you don't have shoes!
Shut up!
You don't have shoes?
We don't!
It's easy to move!
Huh?
It's easy to move!
But you're wearing them!
We don't want you to know!
Because it's easier to climb stairs!
Right!
What are you talking about?
You don't have shoes?
Your feet are dirty!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
If a crab breaks into you, you should wear shoes!
Next!
Reba!
Reba, what's this?
It's a perfect lucky number!
It's not too big...
It's not too small...
It's lucky seven...
And we make the right impact so the eye can see!
It's not too big...
It's not too small...
Just right!
Perfect!
Just right!
It's over!
Perfect lucky number seven!
Perfect lucky number!
Next! Perfect lucky number seven!
I don't know what's wrong with seven of you, but I feel sorry for you!
Why do you feel sorry for us?
I don't know why, but I feel sorry for you.
Why do you feel sorry for us?
Is this OK?
For example, you make bread.
Oh, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
Oh, tropical, tropical, tropical.
Oh, good, good, good, good!
Oh, gross, gross, gross!
Heike Mizuo and Asamira, I mean Heike and Asamira's overall tone is dark.
It's not dark!
You're overdoing it!
I'm not overdoing it.
You're overdoing it!
Poor you!
And that's when Johnson realized that Heike was in trouble!
That's a long story.
It is.
We've known each other for a long time, so I know what you're thinking.
What are you worried about?
At first, I didn't think I was in this shuffle.
Oh, I see.
And when I found Heike Mizuo, her expression was a little dark.
I was wondering what was going on.
What do you think? Does it make sense?
Why am I here?
No, it doesn't.
I'm not your daughter, but I'm Heike Mizuo. Don't you want to do it alone?
No, we have to show our panties, right?
Yeah, I hate panties.
If I were you, I'd wear pants you can't show me.
I know what you're thinking.
You look like you have elastic bands.
It's not clean at all.
No way!
You look like you have a pair of scissors and a cow's poop.
It's not clean at all!
No way!
You look like you have a pair of scissors and a cow's poop.
Rinne, you look like you have a bad head.
Rinne!
Yes!
Rinne, what do you mean you look like you have a bad head?
You look like you're in a bad mood.
You look like you have a bad head!
Yasuda! Yasuda!
Your teamwork is bad! How do you know?
Doesn't it look like you have a bad head?
Because the dressing room is quiet, right?
I think your teamwork is good.
Really?
See? See? Since you don't talk, see?
Right? All of you.
Make it louder!
That's right, that's right.
And when you're together, you go "bam"!
But out of the ten of you who went to school earlier, you were the quietest, right?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
It's a group of people of my base.
No way, no way. You're all bad friends, aren't you?
We're good friends.
No way, no way.
Like, "Why am I here?"
Don't you think so?
I don't think so!
Okay, that's it.
Okay, next up are the ten of you!
Aren't ten of you good enough already?
We've heard all kinds of things from the ten of you!
Not yet, not yet!
No way!
Okay, the ten of you who went to the festival!
What's up?
- Sit down. - One second.
- Sit down. - Okay.
- What's up? - What's up, everyone? I'm Tadamidori.
- Where's the chair? - It's okay. Something special will come up.
- Right, right. - We're Tadamidori? - Yeah.
- Wow, amazing. - We're going to Flaxscore?
- Where is it? - Where is it?
- Seven, right? - What's this?
- Come on, come on, come in! - What?
- What's this? - What's this?
- I don't like it! - I don't like it!
- What is it? - What should we get?
- I like parfaits. - Parfaits are great.
- Chinese festivals have a Japanese feel. - Yeah.
- Okay, I'll take that one. - What's this?
- Thank you very much. - What is it?
- Oh, it's okay. It's like tanghulu. - Thank you very much.
- Everyone, bring it over. - Bring it over.
- Here you go. - What's this?
- Here you go. - Wow, it's warm.
- Here you go. - What's this?
- It's different.
- What's this? - It's cute.
- There's a man's voice.
- It's like... - It's like...
- It makes you look like a man with this hairstyle. - Is it drinkable?
- Big bro! Big bro! - Is it drinkable?
- Big bro! - Is it drinkable?
- Is it different? - Is it different?
- What's this, big bro? - It's not big bro.
- Big bro is a nut! - It's big bro!
- Don't forget it! - You...
- This team alone is a failure. - What?
- They're working really hard.
- Did you eat it? - Yes, we did.
- Yes, it was a 10-person festival! - What?
- You said something big.
- Let's talk a lot. - About what?
- About the 10-person festival. - About what?
- There's a lot of good things about it. - What's good about it?
- It's cool, isn't it? - It's cool!
- It's a 10-person festival! - Wrong!
- You told us what kind of dance we should do in front of the audience. - That's right.
Put in the board!
- Let's talk about the weak points of the 10-person festival! - Wait, wait!
- What are you busy with? - Who's busy?
But Natchi's pose is like a poop that comes out of a manga.
- That's right, that's the theme. - Poop?
Yes, it's different every time, and today I had her raise her tip of her tongue for singing.
- So Natchi's tip of her tongue is poop, right? - Yes, it's poop.
- It's not like Natchi's tip of her tongue is poop. - Shizawa's tip of her tongue is...
- It's like a poop that comes out of a manga after a match. - What?
- Isn't it like this? - Shizawa!
- Isn't it like this? - What is it?
What?
- Okay! I'll do my best! - I see.
- What does this mean, as an agency? - Well, it's amazing.
- I don't think one person has won an award yet. - Wow!
- But I think the agency is happier about it than Higami. - Okay, next group!
- Who cares about Japanese culture? - Yes!
- Oh, who are you? - I'm melon anniversary Saito!
- Saito? You're so ordinary. - That's right, I'm the one with the most "miyoji" in Japan.
- Melon anniversary? - Yes.
- Melon anniversary Saito, what's up? - I think it's cool that you use Japanese drums and incorporate Japanese culture, don't you think?
- That's right! - It's cool!
- Can you show me your bravery? - Sure!
- Come on! - Okay, I'll do my best!
- The three-or-seven-people festival is giving me a lot of attention. What is it like? - What is it like?
- It's "rasuerai". - "Rasuerai"?
- Are you sleepy? - Are you sleepy?
- Shall we say our impressions? - Yes!
Oooh!
Eya Yatcha! Eya Yatcha!
Rassera! Rassera!
Dokkoissho! Dokkoissho!
Rassera! Rassera!
Eya Yatcha! Eya Yatcha!
Rassera! Rassera!
Dokkoissho! Dokkoissho!
Rassera! Rassera!
- Can you dance for me? - Sure, sure!
It's something you guys can never do!
One more time! Ready and...
Oh!
Yah!
One, two, one, two!
Oh!
(singing)
Hey, hey, hey, do you want to do this?
I do!
No way! No way!
Why? It doesn't look fun!
It doesn't look fun!
Huh?
Why?
Isn't it cheaper than being close to Japanese people?
You're not Japanese!
Even you, Tsuji, aren't you having fun?
Don't you want a mini-mori?
Delicious milk! Drink it!
I didn't decide on milk!
I'm glad you didn't!
And you know...
There's a pose where you put in all your energy.
Tsuji, put in all your energy!
One, two...
Wow!
Your nose is going to get bigger today!
You don't want to do it, do you, Tsuji?
Do you want a mini-mori?
Which one do you like better?
Which one?
If you compare it with a mini-mori...
Tsuji...
Huh?
Look at me...
Mini-mori...
No! Do you want a mini-mori?
Do you want a mini-mori?
Which one do you like better?
Mini-mori or mini-mori?
Be honest!
Which one do you like better?
Wait a minute.
You're alone.
Tsuji!
Mini-mori or...
Which one do you like better?
Be honest!
This little one.
This one.
Face the microphone.
This microphone.
Which one is it?
Where's the microphone?
The microphone is right here!
Tsuji!
Tsuji, hang in there!
I like you.
Hang in there.
You know what I mean, right?
What are you doing?
It can't be helped, it's the graduation party.
What are you doing?
Sit down, sit down!
Sit down!
Shut up!
You can't do that, can you?
Look, it's a bait.
I didn't say anything!
You know, Yoshizawa,
the aerobics you do in the morning is more fun, isn't it?
Show me your mouth.
Show me your mouth!
Yoshizawa, be honest, what do you think of this group? Be honest!
Hey! Can't you be manly?
You know, I don't think this is enough.
Why? Why?
You guys don't have a catch, do you?
We do!
Do you guys want to sell?
We do!
Without a doubt, you will be number one among the three groups.
Three songs released at the same time?
That's right!
Who has confidence in being number one?
Yes!
Huh?
Hey!
You're cute!
You too!
You're so cute, Tsuji!
Weakness of the group of twelve!
We don't know who is number twelve.
Look, Kago said it!
Kago, what does it mean?
Well, when I first saw it, Nono looked like Abe.
Nono?
Who is Nono?
Tsuji!
Oh, Tsuji looked like Abe.
She looked like him and said, "I don't know."
There are so many people that you can't even tell their faces.
That's impossible!
Impossible!
But you had fun doing it with Kago, didn't you, Tsuji?
Yes.
Now!
Commercial!
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu Summer Party!
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu I'm looking forward to it!
Get on the train and go home
Chu chu chu chu chu summer party
Chu chu I'm looking forward to it
Being blessed by the weather
Going home to the sea is also good
I love you
Lunch, dinner, party
I don't have many one-sided feelings
But today I'll go with that person
In a pretty swimsuit
Show show show show show show party party
The sea in summer is romantic
For some reason, for some reason, my heart is bold
The sea in summer is melancholic
But you know, but you know, my heart, my heart is painful
Chu chu chu chu chu summer party
Chu chu I'm looking forward to it
Chu chu chu chu chu summer party
Chu chu Finally
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Bunbaribari Bunbun
Yo! Yo! Yo!
This summer is more fun than last year
Bunbaribari
For some reason, for some reason, I thought about it
When I took a walk along the beach in my sandal
Bunbaribari
A lot of sand, a lot of sand came in
Hey, can I have your arm?
Just a little, just a little
Yo! Yo! Yo!
I tried to be sweet
Bunbaribari Bunbun
Yo! Yo! Yo!
This summer is more fun than last year
Yo! Yo! Yo!
This summer is more fun than last year
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Suddenly you start running to the sea
This summer is more fun than last year
Yo! Yo! Yo!
This summer is more fun than last year
Yo! Yo! Yo!
What should I do? What should I do? I'm in a good mood
Yo! Yo! Yo!
This summer is more fun than last year
Yo! Yo! Yo!
This summer is more fun than last year
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Sha-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra
Sha-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra
Bunbaribari Bunbun
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Bunbaribari Bunbun
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Ha! The club's DJ, Ninja,
is spending his hard-earned money.
When it's festival season,
everyone goes back to their hometowns.
Even the girls dancing in the magazines
were dancing in a parade.
When it's festival season,
everyone goes back to their hometowns and change their clothes
and dance!
Ah, it's a festival in Japan!
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
Let's dance!
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
Ah...
Are you ready?
Here we go!
Everybody, party!
Ah, yoi! Yoi! Zuru!
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Wasshoi!
Let's go dancing!
Wasshoi!
Hohhoi! Hohhoi! Hohhoi! Hohhoi!
We'll dance!
Hohhoi! Hohhoi! Hohhoi! Hohhoi!
Let out a single-minded, passionate one-shot!
One, two, three, one, two!
Hello, Shuffle Shuffle!
Now, how well you know your own songs?
Mr. Takaki here will be using this machine and this machine
to play your songs in different genres.
If you know your own songs, please come forward and dance.
- Yes! - That's what we'll do. Are you ready?
- Anyone who understands? - Yes!
Then, let's start with "Hello, Shuffle Shuffle"!
First, we'll start with this song!
Come on!
Your choreography is great!
Huh?
It's too long!
One song is too long, Takahashi-san!
One more time!
It's too long!
Make it shorter!
Don't do it with your personal feelings!
It's a corner where you test your teamwork!
Are you ready?
Then, let's start with your personal song!
It's too long!
It's too long, Ojii-san!
Why do you keep playing the cutest song?
Ojii-san, you've been playing it for a long time!
It's funny, isn't it?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm back!
You surprised me!
She's been playing it twice already!
It's over.
Everyone will dance next!
If you dance energetically, it'll be a little longer!
Dance energetically!
First up is this!
Edwin and...
...the sponsors you see have sponsored this song.
Thank you!