AISubs v3.5
Now, Mr. Mizunagi, if you look at this atmosphere, you can see that there is a skull and a chandelier here.
It's a square chair and a square handkerchief.
It's a square floor.
There are candles and skulls in the back.
There are many things that you can't see in the singing room so far.
This piano...
This sound...
No way!
A pirate pilot...
A pigeon pilot is...
Mr. Pigeon!
A pigeon is playing!
I can't stop! I can't stop!
From here, at a good timing...
As much as I can...
We received a great response from the audience.
Let me introduce you...
Our second guest...
Mr. Gackt, please come on up!
Which supermarket do you go to?
Like, Marucho...
Wait a minute!
Mr. Gackt, you can't say "Marucho" like that!
I make a lot of curry and such...
But...
I don't like to look for meat that's not in a line...
I like to look for meat that's hidden in the back...
You know...
There's a door like this...
You know what I mean, right?
I go in like this...
Is there someone in charge of the meat?
All of a sudden...
He calls you...
Is there meat you're hiding?
There is, in the supermarket.
Is there meat you're definitely hiding?
Like, pork belly blocks...
I go in...
I take out...
The pork belly block...
Really?
But you won't let me take it out for the first time, right?
Yeah.
No, there is.
I know about it.
You know about it?!
Everything about this show...
I understand.
This cup is also...
A skull...
Singing bowl...
Gackt...
Gackt-san...
This is all for you, Gackt-chan!
That's amazing...
Last time you were on "Hiseninji"...
What are you most famous for?
Um...
We're going shopping, right?
Oh, you're talking about 'Marushou'...
Yeah.
I can't go anymore.
I was trying to figure out everything about 'Marushou'...
When I went there, I realized it was a pigsty.
No, it wasn't a pigsty.
I was in shock.
You can't go to 'Marushou' anymore?
No matter where you go...
It's a pigsty. A pigsty. A pigsty.
I'm sorry about that. We had a weird conversation.
It's a pigsty.
But what about the new pigsty development?
I went to a few other stores...
But they told me it was illegal.
Oh, it's a pigsty.
So I was very cautious.
But they know you have a good eye for meat...
So of course you'd prepare a good one for them, right?
Well, it's on the outside...
It's on the outside?!
You can't go inside.
Even if you're a celebrity...
Don't think you can go inside.
That's harsh!
It's a battle.
A battle.
This time it's a direct attack.
Directly?
It said 'pigsty'...
That's where...
You're attacking a pigsty.
What if they don't let you down?
That was...
Do you want me to say something?
You can say anything you like, boss.
You don't have to try to make us laugh or anything like that.
You don't have to do anything like that.
I see.
Then I'll try not to make you laugh too much.
I'm going to change my clothes.
What kind of clothes do you wear when you change your clothes?
I wear sunglasses.
What kind of sunglasses do you wear?
Different colored sunglasses.
What color do you wear at night?
What kind of sunglasses do you wear at night?
Like blue.
Blue?!
Are you going to wear blue sunglasses at night?
Can I?
Are you okay with that?
What about your clothes?
I don't look good in this outfit.
You stand out a little.
Then I'll wear a suit.
You'll wear a suit?!
You'll wear blue sunglasses at night?
Then...
I'll bring my suitcase with me.
Suitcase?!
Suitcase has nothing to do with it!
Don't you sound like a businessman?
Now, we'll continue from where we left off.
Let's look at the most popular clothes.
Clothes.
First of all...
When it comes to shopping...
When it comes to shopping for customers...
"The"...
"Kill"?
Well, even if you say "kill", you're talking about "pulling".
"Pulling"...
Even if you kill a student, you can still "pull" him?
It's the basics.
So...
"Pulling" means "killing", right?
"Pulling"...
Yes.
First of all, from negotiations...
For example, if the meat is...
3,000 yen...
What?
In grams?
Well, in grams it's 3,000 yen...
Yes.
So you want to buy this for 30,000 yen?
Yes.
How much is it?
The price is half price.
50,000 yen the most?
Isn't that difficult?
What are you talking about, brother?
1,500 yen is not enough for grams!
3,200 grams...
Then how about 2,000 yen?
How about 1,750 yen in between?
Including expenses, right?
Including expenses?!
Say it!
You said you'd give me 1,500 yen!
That's basic.
Let's move on.
What is important for a man?
Waist.
Waist?
Waist means...
I want you to say "no."
Waist is important.
What does waist mean?
Training...
Basically...
I don't like buying time for training.
I always do it when I take a shower or go to the bathroom.
How do you shower?
How do you wash your hair?
I basically sit down.
I sit down and wash my hair.
That's no good.
That's no good?
That's no good.
What do you mean?
Ishima-san...
I...
I sit on a chair and...
It hurts my back.
Does it hurt your back?
What is the best way?
First of all, I stand up and...
I turn my back against the shower.
You turn your back against the shower?
Yes.
Then, I go two steps forward and...
The shower will come off, won't it?
Yes. I put my hand on my waist and...
I bend over.
This is a lie, isn't it?
Isn't it a little funny?
Isn't it funny?
Huh?
Pull out your chin.
Pull out my chin?
The shower is this way, isn't it?
I discovered it by watching "Coin Matrix".
Is there a shower here?
Like this...
It doesn't bend!
Doesn't it hurt?
No, it doesn't.
Even if I put some tea here now, it doesn't hurt at all.
You're amazing!
I stand up again and...
I go one or two steps forward and...
I'll do it like this.
One, two, three!
Doesn't it hurt?
Is it cool?
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't hurt!
Pull out your chin.
You can train your ankle muscles, too!
My posture!
Your posture!
With that...
I can train my elasticity.
You can train your elasticity just by bathing in a nice shower!
This is the basic way of using my waist.
When I'm biting my teeth...
When I'm basically blowing my head...
All of them are like that.
Doesn't it connect to your nose or something?
I was sleeping so soundly...
I brush my teeth with this men's beard.
As expected of you.
I love you.
I love you very much.
It's important for me.
It's strange to say the number of times, but do you wake up about once a day or three days?
In that sense, I'm not the type of person who wakes up every day.
I open the interval and do it all at once.
What do you mean by "all at once"?
I don't like ending in one or two hours.
If you don't do it, I'll keep doing it for about eight hours.
You're like a snake.
Snakes say "two or four hours", don't they?
Is that so?
Eight hours? What do you do for eight hours?
I go out.
All the time? Without eating?
Is it no good?
No, it's fine.
Do you hug each other for eight hours? All the time?
Of course.
There are various positions.
Is there a voice like this?
We're close.
Let's move on.
Things you're not embarrassed about.
I think there are many things.
He said it.
He said it?
But...
I have confidence in my body.
It's not confidence...
I can't help it even if I hide it.
All of it?
Basically, in the hotel and before the tour, I'm always naked in my room.
All the time?
What do you do when a staff or a room service comes?
It's my room.
I just need a key in the hotel.
Ping-pong! Room service is here!
Next is...
I put on a gown and go up.
I don't put on a gown.
It's my room.
You just leave it like that?
No, I don't leave it like that.
It's like a student.
A student of a student...
Even if you show me your student...
Is he a junior?
Yes.
A student and a junior...
I'm not embarrassed about it.
What is it?
What do you think of being a junior and really being a junior?
I'm a magnum.
You're a magnum!
That's amazing!
You're laughing now, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You're laughing now, aren't you?
Um...
I shouldn't have said it publicly...
I'm afraid of being left behind, I'm afraid of forgetting, I'm afraid of going mad.
In the midst of truth, I, too, try to build a wall to be believed in.
I can't live like this anymore, I can't live like this anymore, I can't live like this anymore,
I can't take back the life I can't live.
I don't care if that pain and this pain and this pain are cut off,
I don't care if that pain and this pain are cut off, I'll cut them all off.
If I'm left behind like this, I can't stand it anymore.
I'll take you to the other side of the universe.
It's lonely, so goodbye.
I don't care if you're a weightless shadow,
you're still cruel to someone.
My voice, my breath, and my unconsciousness
Have all been taken away
My wet body has been piled up
I can't stand it anymore
I'm sure at the end of the earth
I won't let anyone get in my way
As I need gravity
One day I'll love you
I'll hold you and go beyond space
Goodbye to loneliness
It doesn't matter if it's a greedy relationship
Even so, you're on a journey with someone
GAKUTO'S FAVOURITE THING
Gakuto-san's favourite thing.
That's amazing.
What does it say here?
Mata
mata saki
"saki" "mata saki"
mata saki
"mata saki" means...
During training...
I do a lot of stretching.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you're stretching alone...
It's hard for you to do it alone.
Yes, yes.
Mata
mata sakeki
When you're alone...
You avoid "mata"
How do you do it?
Ishibashi-san, is your body stiff?
I'm stiff.
I'm also very stiff.
Then, please sit down.
No, I absolutely don't like it.
I'm really stiff.
If you use this...
You can open up another 30cm.
No, I can't do it.
Then, let's have the stiffest person do it.
I'm soft, so...
Basically...
How do you open up?
Basically, I...
No way!
His legs are so long!
I'm sorry, but what kind of person are you?!
What do you want to do?!
If you ask me what I want to do...
Wait, wait, wait...
How...
How do you open up?
I...
Even if I use this...
I can open up everything.
After all...
It's better for people who can't open up to do it.
I absolutely can't open up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch...
No way!
I turn it myself like this...
Wow! It's opening up!
I turn it myself like this...
Wow!
Wow! Ouch!
Let me help you.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Gackt!
Ouch! Let me go!
You don't have to help me!
Gackt, I'm surprised!
Do it, Gackt!
This is nothing!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Bagram!
Bagram! Bagram!
Bagram! Bagram! Bagram!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Gackt!
Gackt, let me go!
You don't have to help me!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I'm back!
Gackt, do it!
If my pants don't rip...
Wow! This is nothing!
This is nothing.
Wow!
Gackt, do it more!
This is nothing!
This is too much!
Wow!
This is enough.
Wow! Wow! It hurts, doesn't it? It hurts a little now, doesn't it?
Your pants are about to rip.
Wow! It's just...
Oh, it's good!
Wow! The magnum is just right!
Wow! It's just...
From a distance, the magnum is...
What are you doing?
Why don't you do this?
Well... I do karate and stuff like that.
Huh? But you do it at home.
I do kicking and stuff like that.
Anytime.
How do you do it? Are you doing it alone?
No, my staff can all do martial arts.
Don't you get injured or anything like that?
No, I don't get injured or anything like that.
Sometimes... well, it's just my ribs.
What's with this guy?
What is he doing?
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
Your chest muscles are amazing right now.
Oh, you're right. They're amazing.
It hurts!
You're working out a lot.
It's a secret, so show me your body next time.
No, it's fine. Look.
Wow!
It's amazing!
You don't have any muscle fat, do you?
Do you have any body fat?
Body fat...
Right now...
This morning, I weighed it and it was about 6%.
You're an athlete.
It's all muscle.
What kind of girls do you like, Gackt?
As long as she's good at it.
What kind of good at it?
I don't know how to say it, but as long as she's got a good sense of humor.
What about her face?
As long as she's got a good heart.
Don't you want to talk to her?
No, I don't.
As a wife.
A wife?
What about her looking for a boyfriend?
Ah, no thanks.
Have you ever had a chance to hang out in private?
But if you make me something...
Ah, I want to prepare curry for you.
Gackt prepares it four days in advance, right?
Four days in advance.
So, if she contacts you and you say "I'll cook it in four days", will you invite her to come?
If you really come, we'll make it for you.
But, but...
From what you said earlier...
When you make curry for four days...
You make it at home, right?
Because it's your own house.
At night, when you're in front of the pot...
While reading a book naked...
Are you looking at the pot all the time?
Yes.
That's scary.
Is it not allowed?
Because it's your own house.
Is my house also...
Not much different?
Well, compared to the pot...
Recently, I don't feel like being naked that much.
Even now?
I live with my staff and my sister.
Sister?
You have a sister?
Yes, I do.
You have siblings?
Yes, I do.
You have a wife?
Yes, I do.
Are you married?
No, I'm not.
If I say this, you'll get mad at me...
But we're married and separated.
We're married and separated.
I'm a realist.
But it's not a bad thing, is it?
I think it's good.
As it is.
In a natural way, right?
That's a good theory.
Gackt's house is in the north, right?
If I go there, will I be killed?
For now, it's better than going through my house.
You're just going to eat curry, but you're going to get hit?
You were invited for curry, but you got hit for curry.
It's okay. I'm more of a kicker than a puncher.
- A kicker? - No, a kicker.
- That hurts! - Why?
- It hurts when you get kicked, doesn't it? - No, it hurts.
- It hurts! - We were invited for curry, but you got hit for curry...
It's not about getting kicked. You get kicked, too.
- A kicker? - No, it's not about getting kicked.
- It's okay. - No, it's not about getting kicked.
We're going to eat curry.
It's good to eat rice after working out.
I'll work out at home.
- I'll go to the gym and eat curry. - What kind of person are you?
Lastly, we'd like to hear your message to your fans.
- To my fans? - To your fans.
- To your fans.
Come on out!
If you say that, what will you do if it's a girl?
If it's a boy, I'll punch him.
If it's a girl, what will you do if it's a guy?
Before I get there, I have dozens of staff members.
I have to clear that first.
- So you have strong people around you? - Yes.
Basically, I have American soldiers around me.
Lastly, we'd like to hear your message to your fans.
Come on out!
I'm sorry!
- I got carried away. - "Come on out!"
- But it was cool when you said it. - It was cool.
- Isn't it better like this? - My house is always like this.
- "Come on out!" - Yes.
It's 12 o'clock and the lights are off.
- Gackt, do you like this atmosphere? - I love it.
- Really? - Yes.
- Gackt, if you like it... - I like it.
- Do you like it? - Yes.
- Can I take it home? - I'm sorry. I paid for it.
- Of course you can. - I've already used it.
I see.
Next week, we'll have Genji with us.
Thank you, Gackt!
I'm sorry!
Can you say it again?