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[Morning Musume.C]
There are two members who are graduating from middle school.
Please welcome, Petchimori!
Congratulations!
Congratulations on your graduation!
You graduated from middle school?
Yes!
Middle school?
That's right!
Oh, Yoshi!
Congratulations on graduating from middle school!
Yes, I graduated!
Did you decide on your high school?
Yes, I did!
What about your middle school uniform?
Um...
Should I give it to you?
Should I give it to the doctor?
Should I give you the coat I wore until the end?
Congratulations on graduating from middle school!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
She cried! She cried!
Did you cry at the graduation ceremony?
Yes, I did!
Please listen to me!
Did you cry, Vivi?
Please listen to me!
Saka-san!
Please listen to me!
I'm not a kid!
You're not a kid?
You should listen to me, too!
Um...
I'm turning 20 this year!
Okay, sit down!
Why?
I want to be a bigger woman when I turn 20!
You turned 20?
That's right!
Twenty?
Yes!
Are you twenty now?
Yes, I am!
I was going to tell you!
Edwin will sing the song!
For you, Nakazawa-san...
What do you think my daughter was like?
She's young!
You're right!
Yes!
The third single!
Yes!
"Baby Knock Out"?
"Baby Knock Out"!
"Baby"!
What kind of song is it?
It's a zombie song!
A robot zombie song!
A robot zombie song?
A zombie song?
It's like "kaku, kaku, kaku"!
Let's hear it!
I'm sorry!
I did it with my mouth!
It was so cute!
Oh, you don't have a member with a mouth like this?
We don't have a member with a mouth like this!
Oh, you don't have a member with a mouth like this?
Why do you all dance like that?
Because we like it!
We're all imitating it!
Oh, I see!
What kind of song is it this time?
"Zombie", right?
Oh, it's starting!
(Giggles)
Oh, it's a zombie!
The zombie is over, isn't it?!
The zombie is over?! Is it over?!
It's on the screen, but...
It's a zombie's early sending!
Early sending?!
Oh, OK, OK, OK. The first part...
The first part of the intro... Could you show me one more time?
In the count of one...
Picococo picococo pico pico pico pico...
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
You do it with a count, don't you?
Yes, we do.
You do it with a count, don't you?
Yes, we do.
What do you do it with?
You do it with a sound!
Do you do it with a sound?
Yes, we do.
I don't know.
Don't you make mistakes?
Not at all.
Remember this phrase, Nakata.
Do it!
Nakata, do it sometimes!
Don't make me do it every time!
I want to listen to it slowly, too!
It's very difficult.
Even if you think about it.
Isn't the chorus difficult, too?
Chorus, chorus.
Bring me the chorus.
Chorus, chorus.
It's difficult, but...
I'll show you now.
Watch me.
♪ Oh baby, call me baby ♪
It's so detailed!
It's not "cha-cha"
It's "chawasue"
How do you say it?!
It's "tei" and "be"
"koi" and "ni"
noku
"te" and "yubi"
out
"te" and "yubi" and "out"
At this moment, make a cute face
Like "wink"
Like "twit"
Like "swag"
Like this?
I'll go first!
Ok, I go in too
Yes
Four people
♪ Now and then ♪
♪ Oh baby, come and love me now ♪
♪ Come and love me now ♪
♪ Baby, you know me? ♪
♪ Don't stop me because of spring ♪
You memorized it, didn't you?
I memorized it up to this part.
What?
You memorized it up to this part?
I memorized it up to this part in such a short period of time.
Is it okay for your job?
Why?
In this situation, you have no choice but to make me laugh or dance properly.
Is it okay for you?
Wait a minute.
You're too naive.
What am I?
I'm an idol. Don't expect me to laugh.
Let's do it.
I'm totally fine.
Let's do it.
Suddenly?
Ready, go!
You're amazing.
Stop it.
I'm serious. Don't make me laugh.
You're perfect.
Do you have any problems?
Let's go to a club and practice for an hour.
Okay, okay.
Sit down, please.
Okay, everyone.
Yes.
I have a question for you.
Among Morning Musume members, there are various units.
There is Puchimoni, Migimoni, Tanpopo, and Nagazan.
Out of these artists, which group do you like best?
Gotzan.
I'm not talking about you.
I just took a picture with Gotzan.
I took it.
What did you take?
It's a picture of a fan club.
Taka-san was next to me, so I took a few pictures.
But a few weeks ago, I took a picture with Johnson at a music station.
Why did you take a picture with Johnson?
Johnson was taking a picture of me.
Taka-san, let's take a picture together.
Taka-san, can I put this on?
Yes, you can.
Did you take a picture with Johnson?
Yes, I did.
Isn't that him?
Then I'm free now.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
Which group do you like best?
If you like Gotzan...
If you like him, then Gotzan.
If you were his daughter, then Tsujikago.
That's funny.
If you were his friend...
If you were his friend, then Johnson.
Then...
If you were his sister...
His sister...
Why are you worried about your sister?
Maybe I'll make her Yasuda.
Maybe you'll make her Yasuda?
Anyway, I'm worried about her.
Are you that worried about her?
She's the strongest out of you girls.
Is she?
She's the strongest?
What do you think?
She's good, isn't she?
Yes, I think so.
I don't know what to say.
She's strong.
This is the worst show ever.
A lot of fans are surrounding him like this.
And he's like, "Hey, hey, hey, I like it. Hey, hey, hey, Choyon Building."
Choyon Building is not in a city.
It's not like that.
It's a live show.
Yassuta is very excited.
Ouch!
You're strong.
You're strong!
Choyon Building. Choyon Building. Choyon Building.
But I don't feel it.
He's the strongest.
He's shaking his head.
Yes, he is.
I think he's strong.
Yes, he is.
If there's an audience in front of you, you should capture one of them and go home.
You're scary!
Don't you think so?
But everyone was staring at Gotzan and Natchi.
That's not true!
Some people knew that.
Some people didn't look at you at all.
Some people were staring at you all the time.
That's amazing!
Not only did you say "no" with a smile on your face,
but you also said "no" from behind.
That's amazing!
That's not true!
You're such a manly man!
That's not true!
It's hot and painful to watch you like that.
But we'll do our best to support you.
Be more natural.
You look at the screen a lot, don't you?
Do you wink?
I do it sometimes.
How do you wink?
Somehow.
I don't do it like that!
That's not true!
I don't do it like that.
I don't do it like that!
Like this?
Like you're opening your mouth.
I'm opening my mouth?
Or you're smiling and doing this.
That's not it!
I'll do it again like this.
This is popular!
If you're watching this, you'll be happy!
The next phrase is coming to me!
Thank you!
I think she winked at me.
You watch it over and over again.
I watch it over and over again.
I'm addicted to it.
I used to be addicted to Johnson.
When I watched a singing show on TV,
I always watched Johnson.
I laughed when I watched it.
It's nostalgic.
When I watched Johnson, I couldn't accept it.
But now I can.
It's amazing.
I'm addicted to the muscles of the Moms fans.
What? What?
You're scary.
She's laughing.
It's not only me.
Do you wink at your fans?
I wink at Yoshida.
I can't wink.
You just graduated from junior high school.
I just became an adult, too.
Don't say that to your friends.
Let's see how much they know about you.
Let's try it.
After this, we'll give you a quiz.
Okay.
Let's start.
Because, because, baby!
Baby, baby, baby! I want to have a secret date!
No way, no way, no way! I don't feel like doing it!
Everyone, everyone, everyone says it, but
The truth is, the truth is, the truth is, I'm just obsessed with love!
I won't use up anything, anything, anything!
Regrets and all that
I did what I could do now
Baby, I'm knocked out of love
Everything is dangerous
I can't stop because of spring
Baby, I'm knocked out of love
I want to kiss you
I'll be honest with you
I love you
Baby baby baby I want to have a secret date
With all the things I loved so much
It all, it all, it all started
The phone, the phone, the phone calls twelve times a day
Mails, mails, mails more than twice
Be strong
Everything is dangerous (dangerous)
Because of spring, I can't get rid of it (get rid of it)
Baby, I'm in love, knock out (knock out)
I want to kiss you (want to kiss you)
I'll be honest with you, I love you
Because, because, baby, I want to see you
Because, because, baby, I love you, love you, love you
Baby, baby, baby, I'm not afraid of anything
Pucchimoni presents...
"Baby, I'm not afraid of anything!" Quiz!
In the new song "Baby, I'm not afraid of anything!",
we'll ask you some questions about Pucchimoni's love life.
If you know the answer, please press the button in your hand and answer it.
We don't have a timer, so you can answer as many times as you like.
The winner will receive a wonderful prize from Pucchimoni!
What will it be?
I'm looking forward to it!
Okay, first of all...
Do your best!
I'll ask you some questions!
Okay!
What is the food I want him to eat?
- Yes, Mr. Takata! - Yes, please!
Curry!
Yes!
Hamburger!
Yes, please!
Green onion stew!
I don't know!
- Yes! - Sweet potato porridge!
- Close! - Close!
Yes, please!
Sambu porridge!
- Close! - That's close!
I don't think many people eat it, but...
my dad makes it a lot, with mochi in it.
Yes, he eats mochi a lot.
Mochi... mochi porridge!
But I don't think I've eaten it much.
My family is different.
As such, we don't have many correct answers...
but we'll give you three choices...
and you'll have to choose one you think is correct!
Three choices?!
No way!
Okay!
Everyone on the selection team, please!
Here they are!
Sushi, tempura, tegadon!
Not a single member has changed?!
Okay, first from Person A!
Harumaki.
I told you many times!
Okay, Person B, please!
Sobata!
Sobata?!
Person 1, Center, Sobata?
Sobata?!
Person 1, Center, Sobata?
Okay, Person C!
Nanakusogayu.
Nanakusogayu?!
Nanakusogayu really exists?!
Nanakusogayu...
I'm sorry!
I've only heard of everything but Harumaki!
But out of the three...
Sobata and Nanakusogayu...
Person C!
Person D!
Why?!
What kind of exaggerated heart do you have?!
Wait, wait...
I won't put that kind of poop in!
Person B's "sobata" was what?!
"Sobata"?!
I'm sorry...
Okay, Person C, please!
Person C, what is it?
Nanakusogayu.
Nanakusogayu, right?
Nanakusogayu really exists?!
You have to put that kind of poop in!
That's funny!
Okay, please put that kind of poop in!
Okay, next is a question from Yossi!
Okay! What would you like to be called by the person you like?
Yossi-san...
Three choices, please!
Sushi, tempura, fukara-oto!
Okay, let's start with Person A!
Toumiko.
What?
Toumiko.
Toumiko?
You scared me!
Is it really Toumiko?
Because...
Then Person B!
I'm scared!
Honey!
Tell us! Tell us!
This is scary!
Then Person C!
I'm scared!
It's Mitch!
I'm scared!
Yes, go ahead!
C!
Yes!
A!
Correct!
What was A again?
Toumiko!
Why is it Toumiko?
No, it's not Hitomi!
There's a 'ko' in Hitomi's name.
It's Toumiko.
Then what about her?
Like her name and such.
Try calling her 'takaaki.'
'takaaki?'
What will you do?
Then...what about me?
'maa'...
'maa-kun?'
What are you saying?!
It's cute, isn't it?
Are you happy?
What is this?
He's my dad.
It's cute, isn't it?
Jumping suites!
This question has two points.
Where would I like Yasuda to kiss him?
Butt.
Why is there a butt?
Ankle.
Under the armpit.
Elbow.
Triangle, please!
We can't do a jumping quiz with a triangle.
It's coming!
Triangle, please!
Come on!
And an african gourd bowl.
Yes!
Elmota, please!
Anywhere is fine.
Anywhere is fine!
Elmota!
Nose!
Yes, C.
Bus.
Huh?
Bus.
Bus?
Where is the bus?
What bus?
Bus?
Elmota, one more time!
Elmota!
One more time! No, you're wrong!
Bus.
Bus?
Where is the bus?
C, C, C!
C, no!
It's not a part of your body, so say it differently.
One, two...
Bus.
C, come here!
Bus?
It's not a part of your body, so say it differently.
It's fine now.
C, please!
C is not a part of Rick!
C, one more time!
Say it differently!
C, one, two...
Please!
Bus!
Yes, yes!
What should I do?
Did you cry?
What are we broadcasting now?
I don't know.
"A"'s nose!
"A" can be anywhere.
"A" can be anywhere?
Where?
"B"'s... "B" can be anywhere?
"B" is nose.
"B"'s nose?
No.
"B"'s... "Bus"?
"Bus" doesn't have "B" in it.
What are you talking about?!
What's the answer?
The answer is...
"Mouth"!
That's not a problem!
Because...
Where is the "mouth" you want me to kiss you?
Except for your lips...
Because...
Because it's not written like that!
It's not written like that!
What a problem!
Let's move on to the next question!
I'll answer all of your questions!
What is the action of a man when I kiss him?
When you're driving...
B
Oh, you're a middle school student.
I can't do it.
C
When you enter the pool in Thailand...
No!
Because you can see my armpit hair!
You can see my armpit hair!
Can't I shave my head?
You can't shave your head?
Is this an agreement?
An agreement, come on!
Go ahead!
Who taught you this?
The "A" team, go ahead!
I can't do this.
You're amazing!
When you were doing push-ups...
You don't look at dead people that much!
The TV is on!
"A", "A", "A", "A", "A", "A", "A", "A", "A"
What did you do?
Push-ups, right?
What did you do?
Maybe he doesn't know Japanese.
Team B, please!
Okay, Team C!
Hey!
Why are you guys like this?
Scary!
Don't scare me like that!
Go ahead!
Team C's "one piece of beef"!
What's with Team B's "one piece of beef"?
But it's not like that!
Wait a minute! It's not like that!
What do you mean?
You know...
Goto...
He's like this, but he's not interested at all.
Yeah, what about him?
He's like this...
He's just standing like this...
I don't like looking at his side.
Yeah.
But if you look back...
There's a little muscle here, right?
Yeah, yeah.
That's...
You like it, don't you?
But it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Yoshi!
Where would I like to go with him?
Disneyland!
Department store!
The sea where you can see the sunset!
We can't find an answer, so Team C, go ahead!
I want to eat sushi and tempura!
I want to eat it!
Okay, Team A, go ahead!
Onsen.
Team B!
Jojoi!
Jojoi?
Okay, Team C!
Busan.
What?
Busan!
Busan in Korea?
Osaka.
What?
Osaka in Korea.
Osaka in Korea?
What does Osaka in Korea mean?
Onsen!
Correct!
Yes!
I want to eat this!
This is bad!
Jumping Quiz!
Yay!
Fun!
When you're embarrassed, which part of your body turns red?
Okay!
Ears!
Correct!
Okay, we'll go with ears.
Same score!
This is bad!
Final question!
Last question, manager!
Last question!
Go ahead!
What is a man's word that makes you feel numb?
I like you!
I'm in love with you!
Team C!
I want to eat this!
Okay, Team A!
I love you!
Scary!
Okay, Team B!
I want to eat you!
I'm scared because you look like you're going to kill me!
Yes! Newcomer!
Believe in me.
Alright! I'll eat you!
Yes!
I ate you!
Hey!
I love you!
Believe in me!
I ate you!
Yes!
Ad-lib problem.
There's no more problem?
There is.
Oh!
But...
With ad-lib...
It's alright, it's alright. It'll work out.
Ms. Gotsan's ad-lib problem, please!
Yes!
Um...
The iguana I'm holding...
Um...
How big is it?
I want to eat you!
Alright! Come here!
They're fighting.
Camera!
Shape of "a"!
Pear ring.
Alright! Shape of "b"!
Toilet.
Oh, lunch box.
The size of the stomach hole is...
Is it a lunch box?
Pairing.
Pairing!
It's not that small.
The size of the lunch box is also different, but...
Lunch box!
Well...
If it's a toilet one, it's too big.
So it's not?
Pairing!
Well, Takasawa and Nakai...
Please guess how big it is.
Well...
You've seen it before, haven't you?
But it's bigger.
This much.
No.
This much?
Yes, like that.
Takasawa won!
I'm the winner!
So, the winner is...
Takasawa!
So...
Do you have anything you want?
The school uniform you were wearing.
Well...
That's it.
I did it!
I finally got a sushi restaurant!
Sushi restaurant!
Takasawa!
Everyone is drinking milk behind me like triplets.
Edwin and...
Drink, drink.
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