AISubs v3.5
I'm going, I'm going!
Yes.
It's the first time they're appearing.
Yes.
It's the first time they're appearing in this unit.
This is the first time.
Everyone with earphones, please!
Here you go, everyone with earphones!
What is this?
What kind of tournament is this?
Come forward, come forward, come forward.
You decided to do this, didn't you?
That's right.
Why did you decide to do this?
Because you all feel the same way?
At first, it was these three people.
And when these three people lined up,
I thought, "Oh, I wish there was a unit like this."
How did you come up with it?
Mika-chan, in order to become an international player,
put in her English skills,
and went abroad.
You're going abroad?
Yes!
You're going abroad?
Yes!
You're going abroad?
Yes!
Where are you going abroad?
One, two...
Hawaii!
You just want to go to Hawaii, don't you?
I heard you have a lot of things you want to show us while dancing.
We do!
Like elementary school kids do at school?
Yes!
Here we go!
One, two...
I'm sorry!
Isn't it too high?
Check, check!
Yes!
You're kidding, right?
What is it?
Is that okay?
Do it with more atmosphere!
What is it?
Say something!
Are you trying to say "usada pion" or something like that?
What is it?
Do it with more atmosphere!
Do it seriously!
Can you make some noise?
Make some noise!
Make some noise from your head!
Do it seriously!
I want to film it with my own video!
As if my daughter is dancing with all her might!
Let's do it at the sports day!
Let's go and have fun!
Just for one day!
Let's just go to our own world!
You'll sell well.
Do it here, please!
Where?
What?
Like "Kuno da pyooon ka ka".
Yeah, like that. "Kuno da pyooon ka ka".
I'm in trouble.
Can you do it one more time?
I'll teach you a part of it and you can do it one more time.
"Atama", "mune", "onaka", "oshiri", "tataite".
"Atama"?
"Oshiri"!
"Kouri-shishi-kama"!
"Iyanna-yan-yan-yan".
Isn't it "koku-wan-wan"?
He says it wrong.
No, it's not?
He says it wrong.
"Atama"?
"Mune", "onaka", "oshiri"
If you do it, you can do what you like, Taka-san.
Ai! Ai!
You can do this.
Let's dance.
Okay, Taka-san, you can mix and do it.
I'll be a big guy.
Okay, go in the middle.
Taka-san, you can be a big guy.
You can be a big guy.
Music, start!
Is it the chorus?
What are you doing?
It's the chorus.
You're amazing!
I was a foreigner until my 20s.
But you did it.
I might be able to sing the next song.
You sound like you have high expectations for my voice.
Then, I will think about your voice as well, Tsunku-san.
Okay, in exchange for that, I will buy you a mini mocha.
Don't say you have one.
What?
But, I am...
Smart!
How is it? Are you proud of it?
Yes.
Are you proud of it?
I'm very proud of it.
- Really? - Yes.
- Is it good? - Yes.
What do you want to do with it?
Um...
It's small, but from grandpa to grandma...
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Um...
From a small child...
To grandpa and grandma...
I want to be a small, but big unit.
"Sing mama" is a bit of a rival.
It's like everyone has a little one.
But little ones imitate me a lot.
- Like "minimoin"? - Like "minimoin"?
They do it for me.
When I see that, I feel like I'm an older sister of a singer.
- I'm happy. - I'm glad you did it.
That older sister of yours...
She's eating takoyaki right now.
- What is it? - What do you mean, "takoyaki"?
- She's eating takoyaki right now. - What do you mean, "takoyaki"?
Takoyaki manbo de manbo manzo.
- What are you looking at? - What are you looking at?
You're looking at your mom.
She's eating takoyaki like this.
That's why you're a dad.
If you don't look at it like that, you'll have more chances of seeing it.
I hope you three will learn "minimoin."
I can only play "rhythm and blues."
I watch it with my mom.
Who do you watch it with?
With my mom.
So you're the leader. You have to be strong.
That's right.
Are you doing it?
I don't like getting angry.
Well, it's boring if you fight.
But I don't ask if I'm not angry.
What? What do you mean you don't ask?
I really don't ask about people.
It's no use asking.
We get excited and can't stop talking.
We talk about it every day.
You two are very kind.
You're very kind. Don't you get angry?
I do get angry sometimes, but...
You're small.
I'm like a mouse.
You're like a big ring.
She makes fun of me pretty much every day.
Are you two close?
We look at the script and decide what to do.
And I have a suggestion.
Oh, go ahead.
Can you step forward a little?
Please step forward.
And...
Over there.
Here we go.
Please learn.
Hello.
Yes!
Be careful!
Four million yen!
Take it!
And shake it to the side.
Here we go.
You're smart.
And...
Please write "ni" like this.
Like this.
Here we go.
Transform!
Thank you very much!
You guys started this morning!
You don't like people like Johnson and Nakasawa, do you?
- No, but... - You don't like them, do you?
- I like them. I talk to them a lot. - Really?
- Thank you. - You don't like them, do you?
- No, I don't. - You don't like people like Nutty, do you?
- No, I don't. I learned English and Chinese recently. - What did you learn?
- Like "Smith's father is a doctor"? - No, I don't.
Can you speak English?
- Yes! - I can speak English a little bit.
(speaking Japanese)
I think you've gone a little too far.
(speaking Chinese)
Federico! Federico!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
There are people like this, aren't there?
There are people like you.
Is it okay?
This kind of thing.
It's okay. It's cute.
It's fun.
This kind of thing will continue in the classroom forever.
That's right.
Um...
In my school...
Every day...
I stand like this...
"Ah, it's cold!" and I come in.
And I do like this...
Ah, teacher, I forgot my textbook.
And I come out like this...
Teacher, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
And I do like this.
And if it's a boy...
And I do like this.
And every day, when I walk out of the classroom door,
"Ah, it's cold!" I come out of the classroom door and say, "Ah, it's cold today, let's go home!"
When I was in the first year of high school, there was a teacher called Mr. Tamamura.
When he was reading a book, he always said...
It's not like this.
And you know, there are a lot of mountains...
Ah, what? What are you laughing at?
That kind of history teacher...
If you read it in a textbook, it's page 41.
If you read it in a textbook, it's page 39.
You know, when I was in middle school...
I forgot his name, but...
The technology teacher always said...
When you're teaching about Schott's law and equilateral law...
Schott's law and equilateral law are the same.
Schott's law has this angle, but equilateral law has the same angle.
You know...
When I was in junior high school...
I always said "gummy", but...
When I was teaching...
You guys, stop it.
Do you know what the teacher is saying?
Is the teacher saying what you think?
I don't know, but...
There was a teacher like this.
His name is Rikana-sensei, but...
He's like...
He's like a burdock.
Burdock?
Burdock.
Burdock?
He's not called like that anymore.
He's not called like that anymore, but...
When I say it, it's scary, so...
I'm Teacher Eiteru.
And like this...
Teacher Eiteru!
Well then, I'll cut you out for now.