AISubs v3.5
We're running out of time.
Since it's the 5th year, let's do our best for the 10th and 20th year.
I think I'll do it in the 20th year.
We're Musumen.
Our first guest is...
Musumen of Morning Musume!
Ah, I'm sorry.
Go forward! Go forward! Go forward! Go forward!
Go forward!
Ah, sit down!
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It's been a while since you all came together, right?
- Yes. - That's right.
- Have you grown taller? - Not at all. I'm 145cm now.
- Really? - Yes.
- How tall were you before? - 181cm.
- That means you're 35cm taller now! - Wow!
- Can you stand up? - Can I stand up?
- You're quite small. - But I... I...
What is that?!
- So small! - So small!
If I stand up like this, it feels like I'm with my mom.
- Who's the tallest? - Oh, Mikey Johnson.
Johnson! Come on!
- But it's a little hot today. - Listen, you!
You, next to me! Come here, you!
You're not cute at all!
- This is no good! These shoes! - Why?!
Why are you like this?!
Hey, you!
- You look like Calcium. - No way! Get out of here!
- What's wrong with you? - You?
- Tsuji? - Yaguchi. - Yaguchi and you, stand in a line.
- What do you mean, stand in a line? - What's with this picture?
- Wow! - It's amazing!
- Will you take off your shoes? - The three of you...
- Maybe... - Ah!
- Ah, this is bad! - It's like...
Ishibashi Takahashi and the three of you are sisters.
Johnson, come here.
You're like parents and children!
- Mom! - Mom and you are...
Wow! You're so small!
- Mom! - Mom!
- You're like Ishibashi Takahashi and the three of you are... - No!
- And I'm like... - Tanechigai...
I'm like Tanechigai's...
I'm like Tanechigai's mom.
You're laughing too much, you idiot!
- Let's do an awareness survey. - Okay.
- Okay? - Please vote as you wish.
- Okay! - No one knows who voted.
Okay!
You know...
- You're like "what will you do?" - Yeah.
- You're weird! - You know...
- That's so offensive! - And as for your singing...
Do you want me to be Nakayama Hide?
- I'm not gonna deceive you. - What do you mean?
- You look like you're deceiving me every single time! - Every single time!
You're doing it again and again, aren't you?
We often think like that.
Everyone likes me.
What is this?
Question!
I am a Morning Musume. member.
Let's try it one more time.
Why?
Please be honest with your answer.
One more time, Takashi.
Question!
I am a Morning Musume. member.
Let's try it one more time.
Now!
This is a natural result, isn't it? Let's continue.
Actually, I am very, very nervous right now.
Very, very nervous.
Does that mean there are people who are nervous in here?
The reason is...
Because there is a celebrity I like in front of me.
So, who are you talking about?
Huh?
Who are you talking about?
No, it's a problem!
You're talking about me, aren't you?
Oh! There are three of you.
There are three of you.
No, it's not me!
No! It's not me!
You said there are three of you, so I said "I'm sorry."
It's a problem!
You surprised me!
Of all of you, I'm definitely the cutest.
Why? They're all cute problems, aren't they?
If you don't have that much confidence, you might not be able to do it.
This is the last problem.
There is a member who you think is leading the group.
Don't look at me!
- That's it! - That's it.
- That was light.
- Yes, it was. - It was light.
- It didn't make any noise. - It didn't.
- Because we're the previous 10... - Yes.
- The 4 of us are the new members... - Oh!
So, of the previous 10, 6 of you are sitting in the front.
- And you're sitting like you're pulling someone's leg. - What?
Some people say that 6 of you are the previous 6!
- What? I'm not pushing you! - I'm not pushing you!
- What? - I'm not pushing you.
- You're not pushing me? - No.
- That means there's someone in the back, too. - What?
- That means there's someone in the back, too. - Does that mean we should stop?
- I see.
- But I'm sure that...
- ...this computer did it on its own... - We made it break like that, didn't we?
- I feel like that! - I feel like that!
- What are you talking about? - I feel like that!
- That's not it! - That's not it!
- You're making Morning Musume laugh and having fun, aren't you? - That's right!
- That's not it! - That's not it!
- You just said "thank goodness" and now you're being chased, Nakai-kun!
- No, I said it just now!
- You did? - You did?
- I thought I said something good.
- It's fine, but...
- I'm sure there's someone among us who doesn't like lunch!
- Right, Johnson? - What?
- You don't like lunch? - What?
- What?
- What's wrong?
- You don't like lunch? - What?
- There's someone like that!
- There's someone like that? - What?
- You said you don't like lunch, right? - I don't hate it!
- Right?! - I don't hate lunch!
- But... - Johnson, what do you like about lunch?
- What do you like about lunch? - But, lunch...
- Answer my question!
- What do you like about lunch, Johnson? - It's rotten.
- It's rotten?! Are you that old?! - I am!
- I was born in the same hospital! - Hokkaido...
- My birthday is only two days apart...
- So, when you have a baby, you know how the baby is inside of you?
- It's life.
- So, Natch grew up in my mom's hometown.
- So, when my mom gave birth... - She went back to her hometown?
- That's right. Since it's a small town, even if you go to the hospital, you only have one or two.
- It's a coincidence. - That's rude.
- Why are you being rude now?
- So, Natch was born in a small town?!
- That's right! But, Korn is also born in a small town.
- Natch is also born in a small town. Their birthdays are only two days apart.
- And then, their fates... - What month were they born in?
- August. - It was August!
- That means that it snowed around October or November...
- And they missed Hokkaido. There was nothing to do there!
- Mom, how was today?
- That's how they were born.
- That has nothing to do with it. - Why?
In other words, your father and Johnson's father were born in the same month of the year.
It's cold, Catherine. Let's go home.
No!
What is it?
What is the girl who was born on October 10th?
October 10th!
What is the girl who was born on October 10th?
The girl who was born on October 10th?
She said "Happy New Year!"
Well, whatever.
You guys are lying!
So, the five of you didn't say "ah" or "ooh" about the conscious survey, right?
No.
Huh?
Is there something wrong?
No, there's nothing wrong.
Actually, when Morning Musume. did their first survey, you asked the same question.
You know, you've been lazy a lot lately.
Huh?
So, we should never forget our roots, right?
Do you want to watch a video?
Like the times when you guys were on top of each other.
You said "what are you talking about?"
We didn't say anything.
You said "you'll fool us right away" or "what are you doing?"
That's not true!
Please forgive me!
Let's watch it!
What is it?
Morning Musume.
Wow!
I'm going crazy!
Please have a seat.
We are Morning Musume. Nice to meet you.
I'm Morning Musume. If you know me, please press the button.
I'm a little scared. Who are you?
I'm glad you pressed the button.
I thought you wouldn't know what I meant.
Actually, if you are really nervous right now, please press the button.
Go ahead!
Everyone is nervous.
Let's continue.
That's because there is a celebrity you like right in front of you.
What do you want to say?
In the middle of the back.
Really?
Please do your best, Morning Musume.
Because we have a dinner party today.
I'm definitely the cutest one here.
Go ahead!
Be honest.
You've changed. You've definitely changed, haven't you?
No.
You've definitely changed, haven't you?
There are members in the group who you think are pulling you down.
Go ahead!
This is a bad group.
The fact that there are five out of eight members who are pulling you down is bad.
Idols shouldn't make lovers.
What?
What the hell is that?
What's up with you?
Well...
You're good at talking.
I have to appear on TV and be liked by many people.
If I become just one of those men, I think I'll lose popularity.
I don't think it's good.
What the hell is that?
Is it okay for you to talk like that?
Well, everyone has their own way of thinking.
But you're 24 years old.
You're not the only one.
I'm careful.
I'm worried about whether I should make it.
You're still cute, Nakasa.
Idols are pure.
Pure? I made you!
I made you as a lover!
No, you can't make it.
You can't make it.
Idiot.
As a morning girl, I think you'll have someone to take off your clothes.
It's your mother.
It's totally different.
Demon.
It's too much.
Take it off.
It's too much.
It's hard.
You're an idol, but you pooped this morning.
Who did this?
Where did you get it?
Do you know anything about entertainment?
I don't remember this.
I still...
What was it?
There are three of you!
I know!
It's too much.
Even if you two don't say it...
I don't know.
Idiot!
Nakasa is really stupid.
Then why are there three of you?
If I'm one of you, do you think I'm Ike Shasha?
Maybe you are.
Idiot!
Let's find out everything.
How do we find out?
The photos will come out.
You guys are a bad group.
Why?
What you say and do has changed a lot in the past few years.
There's nothing wrong with it.
You guys were so cute back then.
Shut up!
What?!
Do your best! Don't be like that, you guys!
What? Why?
Don't be like those five people.
Yaguchi has changed a lot!
You were so cute back then!
I can't stand looking at you.
You guys were so lucky and cute back then.
You guys have all changed!
That's embarrassing.
But you guys were quite different.
You guys were like "washa-washa"!
You guys were all "washa-washa"!
"Washa-washa"!
You guys were all "washa-washa"!
You guys were different, too.
You guys had a different life back then.
You guys look younger now.
There was a lot going on!
Really?!
Shut up!
Well, since we can't calm down because of this situation, we'd like to make a decision once again.
- Decision? - Yes, we'll make it.
- Once again? - Yes.
- It's fine, isn't it? - It's fine.
- Why? - Because of these members.
- I feel sorry for them. - It's fine, isn't it?
We've always been behind until recently.
- People say we should fix it. - We can't fix it.
I feel sorry for Yoni. It's hard for you to talk.
- That's right. - Hey, I think you should let us talk too.
- The other day... - No, I think you should if you're watching TV.
You shouldn't listen to Yoni's story.
You're a girl who wants to see Kago's impersonation. Right, Kago?
Your smile is so cute.
Right? There was a time like that in the past.
- What? - But now, only police officers are slaves.
- That's cruel. - Right? - As usual.
The game we've decided to play this time is...
This one!
Touhou
- It's here! - It's here!
- This is amazing! - What do you mean, "that emotion"?
What emotion are you talking about?
- You were excited, weren't you? - Emotion...
- I wasn't just extremely excited. - That's right.
- No, everyone at the time... - No, I'm scared!
- To do their best... - No, I'm really scared of this.
- It's received by a huge core of fans. - I'm really sorry about that.
- Old team and young team will fight. - Old team and young team.
- So, Godzan will be in the back. - Yes.
- You will be separated into 5 people. - The winner team will sit down.
- The loser team will talk while winning. - The winning team will sit in front of the losing team.
- And the losing team will stand in the back. - We won't sit down?
- We'll stand in the back. - Oh, no!
- And the loser team will serve as a waiter for the winner team. - What do you mean, "waiter"?
- What should we do? - You have to bring them tea.
- If young team wins, we'll serve as a waiter. - Waiter?
- What do you mean "waiter"? - You're amazing!
- I'd like to lose. - We have a special outfit for you. - What is it? - I don't know.
- It can't be helped! - You can win, Mom!
- I'd like it if you could just let me win. - That's right!
- Why do we have to do this show every time I tell Morning Musume? - I don't know.
- What is it, Kaori? - It's nothing, Johnson.
- You always think this show is fun, don't you? - Hmm...
- Isn't it fun? - I don't know how to say it...
- I feel like I'm becoming less human. - You idiot! Johnson!
- If Johnson could become Johnson, it would be this show!
- When I first saw Johnson, I thought, "Is he human?"
- Johnson couldn't have become Johnson from that moment!
- I think it's great, but...
- The way people look at him has changed.
- Johnson is a cheerful and energetic girl!
- When you first saw him, you didn't know what he was like!
- But as Johnson worked hard and got good grades,
- Johnson became popular!
- Let's do our best! - Look at her! She's so positive!
- The losing team will have to wear clothes only available on Earth.
- Do you have any? - I'm hungry!
- I'm hungry!
- You!
- I'm hungry! - Why?
- I'm hungry! - Why are you so hungry?
- I'm hungry!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Go, go, go!
We should have come here if it's snowing. I thought it would be like that for a moment.
- But it's hard to come here. - Yeah, I thought it would be like that. - What do you mean?
- We're here for work. - We came here for work.
- We came here for work.
- Can we do it? - Can we do it?
- Let's start with the first round. - The first round is this!
- Natchi vs. Tsuji. - Natchi, how confident are you?
- I'm not confident! - You're not?
- But you won last time, right? - Yeah, I won last time.
- So it's a simple question. - But...
- I thought you'd be easy on the new members. - What are you saying, Natchi?!
- That's why... - Natchi, you're right!
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- So, next! - How about you, Tsuji and Natchi?
- I'm scared, but I'll do my best! - So cute!
- So cute!
- I saw it. - I'll do my best!
- I saw it.
- So cute! - So, you can go back and try again.
- It's a bummer. - So sad!
- I don't know what to say. - You should've taken your shoes off! - We should've taken you to Kiddie Land after this!
What is it?
Well, if you lose, you lose.
Do your best, Tsuji!
What did you change?
Wait a minute.
If it's Nacchi and Tsuji, which one is it?
If it's strategy, it's Nacchi.
In the future, it's Tsuji.
Are you having fun?
Do your best!
I don't like it!
The first one is...
Goo, Jagger, Boy.
I won!
Let's start with Tsuji's question.
Taka-san, please ask your question.
Start up!
A, B, C, D...
How many alphabets are there in total?
21 letters.
The correct answer is 26 letters.
Next, Ahm.
My legs can't reach it.
Your legs can't reach it.
Go for it! Go for it!
Go for it!
Next, the older team.
The older team's question.
All of Iroha's pockets are X's.
7.
7?
Iroha's pockets...
12?
No, no, no.
What did Doremi do with it?
It has nothing to do with it.
What?
The correct answer is 47 letters.
Next, Ahm.
What is Iroha's pocket?
It's pretty normal.
It's scary when it stops.
It's okay.
You two are symmetrical.
Are you okay?
I'm sure you can handle it.
Let's move on to the second question.
A question for the younger team.
What year is it this year?
2000 years.
2001 years.
What year is it?
What?
The correct answer is 2012 years.
You're so stupid!
Next, the younger team.
Is it me?
Wait a minute!
It's dangerous!
It's scary!
It's dangerous!
It's scary!
It looks like a monkey.
Next, the older team.
This is bad!
You're like a monkey wandering in the west.
Next question!
Umemiya Anna's father's name is Umemiya Tatsuo.
Then, Utada Hikaru's mother's name is...
Fuchi Keiko!
The older team is going up!
You can do it!
Next question!
Your usual pose, Tsuji.
Your usual pose.
Sasano Lufter's "Yokusabi", Fukuyama Masaru's "Sakura Gaka", "Grey's Confusion" - which theme song is it?
I don't know...
It's what Ucchan-chan said!
Future...
Diary?
Correct!
I know!
What is it?
The older team is back!
The one singing for a long time is Kiroro!
Then, who's been singing for a long time?
Aren't you the same?
Matsue Mochiharu-san!
You can do it!
I'm sorry!
Excuse me, your outfit is really dangerous.
Excuse me, could you stop for a moment?
What's dangerous? Tsuji?
Wait! I'm going to fall!
It's really dangerous for you to look down like that. Could you stretch out your legs?
It's Tsuji!
Can you fix it from here?
You can't hold it from behind.
Should we lower it for once?
Let's lower it for once.
Wait!
It's really dangerous.
Nacchi is really dangerous!
Shut up, Nacchi!
You should stay there!
Wait! I'm really falling!
You'll lose if you fall!
You can do it, Nacchi!
You can do it!
You're talking, Nacchi!
Tsuji is in danger!
Up until now, it's been Docomac.
You can do it, Nacchi!
You can do it!
You can do it, Nacchi!
What's wrong with you, Nacchi?
You can do it!
You can do it, Nacchi!
Because...
No, no...
You are... you are curing her now!
Answer me!
How many years has she been on TV?!
Because...
Nacchi, let her go!
If you let her go, I'll kill you!
But... but...
Nacchi, I'll upload it!
Upload it!
Eh, wait!
Look!
That was close!
Scary, scary!
Tsuji, are you okay?!
She's gotten worse!
She looks like she's hurt.
That means...
Nacchi is...
Nacchi is level 4 and Tsuji is level 2, right?
That's wrong!
Why?!
Tsuji is level 3 and Nacchi is level 2.
Go ahead!
Wait a minute!
Ah, it's okay!
Be careful!
It's here, right?
That's right!
Then, who's question is it?
Who's question is it?
It's Nacchi's.
Nacchi answered it, so...
Next is a question for the young team!
A question for the young team and for Tsuji!
Go ahead!
Utada Hikaru-chan's nickname is "hicky".
Then, what is Kuraki Bai-chan's nickname?
"Chicky"!
"Chicky" in "Utada Hikaru-chan's nickname".
"Chicky" in "Kuu-kuni-ki"
Chicky
Correct!
She got it right!
You said it!
Don't say the answer!
Here's the question!
Koala married Junko Mihara.
Then, who is the comedian who made her famous?
I don't know!
The answer is Osaru-kun!
Here we go!
Nacchi, you can do it!
You can do it, Nacchi!
Do it slowly! Slowly!
It's okay!
It's not okay!
Then, Shinji's team got the question!
Shinji, what's wrong?
I can't speak like this!
Look! Sit like this, Nacchi!
Sit like this and you'll be fine!
But I'm already falling!
You can't! You can't!
October!
October and Wednesday are the same day!
October and Wednesday are what day?
Don't say it!
Hato's day!
What?
Hato's day!
Then, Shinji's team got the question!
Nacchi, wait!
Wait! Wait!
I'm falling!
Hey!
Then, Nacchi's team got the question!
The current governor of Tokyo is an older brother of a famous actor!
Wait!
Do you know who that famous actor is?!
Shinji's team won!
Thank you!
And so, the first round winner is...
Shinji's team!
Next up is Yaguchi and...
Do your best!
Yaguchi! How do you feel right now?
I want to go home already!
I can't do it anymore, Yaguchi! I'm scared!
Then, Ishikawa and Konomi will...
Win!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Then, which team will go first?
Shinji's team will go first!
Yaguchi!
Yaguchi will go first!
Then, here is Yaguchi's question!
When you make an international call from abroad to Japan...
What is Japan's national number?
Zero... zero-zero-one!
Zero-zero-one!
Huh?!
Final answer?!
It's only once!
It's wrong?!
The correct answer is...
Eighty-one!
Correct!
Let's go!
I'm scared!
Shinji's team's question!
I'm scared!
A pair and a trio of groups...
Have come to sing!
Yes!
How many chairs do you need in total?
Five!
Correct!
I'm scared!
World Team will go first!
Go for it, Yaguchi!
Question!
Morning Girl went to a sushi restaurant. Everyone ate tuna.
Then, which part of the tuna is it?
Tuna!
Correct!
Yaguchi wins!
Question!
Ishibashi Takaraki is 38 years old. Nakai-kun is 28 years old.
Now, both of you, how old are you?
69!
You're finally getting it!
The answer is?
65!
Ishikawa?
One more time, please!
One more time!
You can't do it anymore!
Ishikawa is 38 years old.
Incorrect!
Ishikawa-kun, you got it wrong!
It's wrong! It's wrong!
Ishikawa-kun, you're 28 years old, right?
You just said you're 27 years old!
You said you're 27 years old!
Oh, I said I'm 27 years old, so I said I'm 65 years old!
If you're 28 and 38 years old, how old are you?
66!
Correct!
I'm so pissed off!
Yaguchi's question!
It's an industry terminology quiz!
Yesterday, in G-Roppongi (g-roppongi)
Ishikawa-kun went home drunk.
Please correct this correctly!
In Roppongi!
New Year's party!
Yaguchi, you sound like an old man!
Hurry up and get up!
You can do it, Yaguchi! You can do it!
You can do it!
Young Team wins!
Good job, Young Team!
Good job!
You know what? That's fine, but will you all do it?
Yes, we will!
Even if you win three times?
Yes, we will!
Does it make sense?
Yes, it does!
It doesn't make sense. Show us what you've got!
It doesn't make sense! We're going to win!
There's a possibility of a reversal.
If we win, the rest of you will win.
That's right.
Let's do it!
All right, let's start with Yasuda!
You can do it, Tetsu!
You can do it!
All right, let's do it!
Yoshida is strong!
All right!
All right, let's start with Yasuda!
Leave it to me!
All right, let's start with Yoshida!
We won't lose!
How cute!
What?
You haven't changed at all!
Do it again!
We won't lose!
All right, let's do it!
This is scary!
All right, the first round is...
Rock, paper, scissors!
Who will go first?
I'll go first!
All right!
I won!
All right, it's Yasuda's turn.
It's Yasuda's turn!
All right!
Here's a question for the old team!
What is this thing that you often hang on your waist?
What?!
What is this thing that you often hang on your waist?
This! Tonkachi!
That's right!
You're good!
The old team is leading!
This is slippery!
Here's a question for the new team!
An English question!
English!
Are your parents and children family?
Yes!
Then, what about your siblings?
That's really easy!
Siblings?
Family?
What did you say?
You can do it!
Are your parents and children family?
That's enough!
You're repeating the question!
Do you know?
You know, don't you?
Do you know?
What are you saying?
Your sibling is Sister.
What are you saying?
Shut up!
I don't like you!
What are you talking about?
I don't like you, either!
I don't like you!
I don't like you, either!
You're mean!
I'm going to kiss you!
I don't like you!
Here is my question!
What is it?
You only have one chance.
I've been to the Caribbean.
Where was it?
I don't know!
Las Vegas.
I don't know!
Here is my question!
I'm going to slip!
How many rings are there in the Olympics?
Six!
Make it easy!
Let's change the question.
It's the same!
I don't like it!
I'm scared!
You can do it!
Hurry up!
You're too slow!
Hurry up!
I know why you're like this!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
Here is my question!
I always say...
You look like you're going to bite someone and eat a lunch box.
What is the official name of "you look like you're going to bite someone"?
Who are you asking?
I don't know!
It's a camera warehouse.
I don't know!
I got it!
Again and again, Yaguchi!
Good job, good job, Yaguchi's team!
Wow!
We did it!
But Yaguchi, didn't you win?
Why?
It's decided that you're not in the team anymore.
From now on,
each of you will win three points!
Yay!
Wait, wait, wait!
If each of you say it last,
if Kaori says it last, it's a tie?
Kaori, you can do it!
You can do it!
Kaori, you can do it!
This is really scary!
It's scary, isn't it?
Kaori, you can do it!
You can do it, Kaori!
You can do it!
Joe-san, how are you feeling?
You can do it!
As expected of Joe-san!
Okay, let's do it!
We'll do our best!
Spending a boring night all by myself
Am I the only one who's lonely?
I received a stupidly funny email
For some reason, my tears won't stop
Ah, thank you
Because I know myself better than anyone else
I have to believe in myself more than anyone else
I want to spend my life with someone and fall in love in the morning
I want to become a road where I can meet someone wonderful
Everyone has their own days, and it will rain one of these days, yeah
Can you be satisfied with everything someday?
Life is wonderful
I want to meet and fall in love with someone
Ah, wonderful! Ah, I'm crazy, yeah!
I can laugh and cry
Life is wonderful
Hey, let's find the same path as always
Ah, wonderful! Ah, I want to become a road where I can meet someone
But a smile is important, yeah
For the person I love
The first one is "goo", rock-paper-scissors, go!
What will you do, Kago?
Ida-san will go first.
Alright! Here's the question!
Quiz for the industry
Let's go to Sith Devo Turvey.
What is this "let's go eat"?
Sushi!
That's correct!
Yay!
The score for the new team is...
Kago, are you alright?
Yes!
Alright, here's the question for Kago!
That dangerous special worker who was sprayed by Takasem
Please answer in full name!
Special worker!
The correct answer is...
Air Guillezo
Alright, the new team will start now!
Can we win?
Are you alright?
Here's the question for Johnson!
Quiz for the industry
Confession at Sajima?
What is this "let's go eat"?
Please enter Sashima.
That's wrong!
It's "Let's go get a massage."
Alright, here's the question for the old team!
A confession in Sasima?
That's wrong!
Alright, here's the question for the new team!
White
Subject
network
Salina
Column column
Ichiro
What are the common characters?
Wait, you didn't say it.
No, we didn't.
We did say "good luck"
Who said "good luck" in the middle of the show?
I did say "good luck"
We did say "good luck"
Let me answer quickly.
Suzuki said it, right?
Yes.
What did she say?
What was she saying?
Yay!
That was fair.
Yes, yes.
Okay, then Kako will go up.
Go for it, Kako!
Go for it!
Don't lose a little!
Here's the question for the Old Team.
What day is the last day of the 20th century?
Friday!
It's Sunday.
Friday!
Go for it!
Don't lose a little!
Go for it!
Here's the question for the Old Team.
Okay, go for it, Kako!
In alphabetical order, what's the first letter of "g"?
The sixth letter!
The correct answer is the seventh letter.
It's dangerous.
You might lose for the first time.
Go for it!
You lost!
Disappointing! Disappointing! C.G. Team!
I'm sorry!
Now it's 3 against 3!
Now, Gutsan and Nakazawa, please!
Now, Nakazawa and Ikigomi, please!
Yes!
Ikigomi...
I'll do my best!
Uta!
Yes! I'll do my best!
Cute!
I'm sorry!
Now, it's 3 against 3!
It's 3 against 3!
Johnson's team got 3 white stars, so it's 3 against 3!
If we win like this, we'll win!
Now, the final match!
The final match is rock, paper, scissors!
I lost...
Which one do you like?
This one...
Then, Gutsan's question!
These pants are slippery!
"Hysteric blue" is "hiss blue".
"Brilliant green" is "brigree".
Now, what is a "sentimental bus" in abbreviation?
Your answer!
Bus!
What is it?
It's "sentiva"!
What is it?
Then...
I'll answer!
Now, it's a question!
The question for Aina Gazaa is...
In other words...
What is the name of TBS's symbol mark?
Huh?!
You sang TBS's Olympic song, didn't you?
Yes!
Don't you know?
No.
The answer is "gene".
What? Gene?
What's that?
Well, that's fine.
Well, since it's the first question, let's continue.
Go for it!
In other words...
When is "myougo-nichi"?
"Myougo-nichi"...
There's "myougo-nichi" and "myougo-nichi" isn't there?
The day after tomorrow!
Wait! Wait!
I told you "the day after tomorrow"!
What? You did say "the day after tomorrow"!
I told you "the day after tomorrow".
I'm not saying "the day after tomorrow"
Yeah!
Nice, nice, Ko-chan!
Yeah!
You did it!
My team is up!
Go for it, Yuu-chan!
Nakazawa team's answer is...
Anzan is good at this. It's a question for Nakajawa-san.
Anzan is good at it?
That's the question, right?
Yes, that's the question.
Then let's go.
Calm down, okay?
Morning Girl.
If you add everyone's age...
In other words...
Wait a minute!
Wait, wait, wait! Really, wait!
Wait! Wait!
Okay.
Okay, 2 seconds left.
170!
2! 1!
170!
Huh?
170!
That's too bad.
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
Oh, I see.
I'm 71 years old.
Why?!
My age is different!
It's different, isn't it?
I'm 1 year older than you.
But I'm older than you!
I'm 14 years old.
Oh, I see!
Next, next, next!
It's a really hard one!
It's still okay!
It's like a leader's stubborness!
It's a really hard one.
What's your answer, Taka-san?
It's a difficult one.
Pikachu, an anime character that's popular overseas,
is...
Eh?!
It's Picachu!
That's cute!
- You just copied me! - I'm coming!
- I'm scared! - No problem, Ie-san!
- You can do it, Ie-san! - I'm coming!
- I'm scared! - No problem, Ie-san!
- You can do it, Ie-san! - High five!
Question!
What does Sunrise, who does a lot of things in this show, do?
Sunrise!
Yes!
- You can do it, Ie-san! - You can do it!
Shijijiba Hatta!
Wait!
Here is the question!
What is Doraemon's favorite thing?
I'm sorry!
I'm going to die!
Seriously!
You're not going to die!
You should try it out.
Well, whatever.
And with that...
I'm sorry!
New Generation Champion!
Good job, good job, I believe in you!
Let's look at the votes! Here are the votes!
What is it?
It's getting late already. Here it is...
Congratulations!
Wait a minute! It's already been announced!
What is this?
It's already been announced!
It can't be announced so quickly!
That's right! That's right!
Earlier, everyone said "beats up"!
Why did you work so hard for this?
That's right!
I don't like it! I don't like it!
I hate it the most!
Really? Then it can't be helped.
Then, just the five of us...
No, no, that's not it!
That's not it!
I don't like it!
Why? We lost! What is it, Yuichi?
What is it?
I hate it the most that we decided not to do it!
What? We decided not to do it!
We decided not to do it!
We lost!
Why did we decide not to do it?!
We prepared it!
Because we weren't able to answer the question!
Why can't you answer it?!
Isn't it really easy?! Like dorayaki...
What?!
It's a service question!
Why is it a service question?!
Because we wanted to serve you!
Then...
What is it?!
Because in an international movie,
when you call from overseas to Japan,
the Japanese country number is 0010!
Is it because you're ugly?!
No!
That's because you don't call that much!
Then, we'll call you anytime!
We'll call you anytime!
Yeah, we'll call you anytime!
Thank you!
You worked hard!
My tongue hurts!
You're really scary!
You're scary!
Why do you like me so much?!
Hurry up and eat!
You're a foodie, you bastard!
Since the new members have won,
please sit in front of me.
Unfortunately, the losing team,
the old team and the original team,
will stand up and stand in front of you.
Should we stand up?
I'm sorry, but could you stand a little further away?
Why?
Please don't touch the talent.
I can't touch it!
Please don't do it!
It's quite dangerous.
And you, mother.
Mother!
Mother, you can't go in there.
You're in the wrong place, mother.
Mother, I've prepared this for you.
Ta-da!
It's a KO-VIBE hall.
Please come in.
I'm sorry, but could you go inside?
I've always seen this,
this is KO-VIBE.
I thought it was the next guest's set.
But I didn't think I'd be in it.
Can you say something?
No, we can't.
Please be quiet.
Even if you say you don't like it?
It's a little embarrassing.
If you want bread or coffee,
please ask the people behind you for bread or coffee.
Now, please ask for it.
What would you like?
Kato-chan, what would you like?
I don't know, Goto-san.
This is KO-VIBE.
Ask for what you like.
Hurry up!
Hurry up, mother!
Mother, I'm sorry!
It's not KO-VIBE.
It's KO-VIBE.
What do you want?
KO-VIBE!
Mother, KO-VIBE.
Put it in hot water.
Anything is fine!
KO-VIBE!
Hurry up!
You're going too far!
I want a lot of this.
It's good and fresh.
It's good.
Young people are wonderful.
You said you wanted meat, right?
Hey, Johnson, are you eating?
Milk!
Yes!
Use your energy! You'll get hungry!
What are you doing?
Hey, eat something!
I can't open it!
What do you want to eat?
Hey you, what's wrong with my coffee milk?
Don't blow it!
It'll become ramen!
Okay, last but not least!
Morning Musubi Measuring Box!
This time, in advance...
From the new member team...
...to the original team, the old team...
...and from the old team to the new member team...
...we've gathered various opinions.
And we'd like to introduce them to you.
Okay, first one!
Even though there were only 10 servings of lunch boxes...
...Iida-san ate two of them for some reason...
...so I, without eating anything, am challenging you for a concert.
Oh! Is that so?
- No! - Is that so?
- I only eat one face. - Oh, you're lying!
At a concert venue's dressing room...
...while the new member was doing his makeup...
...the new member returned to the dressing room...
...and found a lunch box scattered around.
The lunch box that day...
...was a super luxurious lunch box prepared by the hotel.
- I know! It was Chiba's day! - Of course...
- Oh, this is the worst! - Luxurious lunch box day?
- Huh? - Oh, this is the worst!
- It was Chiba's day! - I know!
Out of the 10 lunch boxes prepared...
...what I could really hear from the members' backs...
...was Iida's voice saying, "Kaori ate two of them"...
...and Nakazawa's voice saying, "It's fine! People tend to eat fast."
- You're lying! - You're lying!
The rest of the lunch boxes that day were prepared...
...and during that time, the manager ate a lunch box that wasn't enough...
...with a lunch box from 7-Eleven...
- What are you talking about? - ...but after the performance...
...Iida came back to the dressing room...
- ...and even ate the lunch box. - Oh, you're lying!
- Hey, hey, John-san! - You're lying!
- Really? - Huh? That's not true!
- I'm not lying! - You're lying!
- Isn't it true? - The lunch box from that day...
- Oh, I know! The lunch box from that day! - The lunch box from that day...
- But I only ate one of them! - You're lying!
- I only ate one of them! - Who said you were in trouble?
- But you don't usually eat two of them, do you? - Right?
- But I ate the lunch box I bought. - That's not allowed.
- Let's continue. - Huh?
- This is scary! - This is still not enough!
- It's not enough! - That's right!
- When I realize it, Iida-san is always staring at me.
- I don't feel good about it, so I hope you won't do it.
- Who could it be? - Please don't do it! Not with anyone else, but please don't do it!
- That sort of thing makes you feel bad, doesn't it? That person. - But Kaori...
- ...doesn't just stare at new members, but everyone. - Yeah.
- So I've fought with Kaori before. - That's strange.
- Why? - Huh? "Why are you staring at me?"
- In the past, you know? It's a habit of mine. - Why are you staring at me?
- Because I'm always staring at you. I don't have any bad intentions at all. Right?
- Yeah. - That makes you feel bad about it, doesn't it? - I'm weak.
- Kaori, hang in there. - I'm feeling bad about it, so I can't do it.
- She's in shock. - She's in shock!
- Wait, wait. I'm not scared of you or anything like that.
- It's just gross. - It doesn't look like you at all!
- Next, from the old team, from senpai to kohai. - Yeah.
- Kago is imitating others in the dressing room. She's getting carried away. I want her to stop. - Oh, Kago-chan.
- Well, it's not like it's on TV, but I like imitating the staff and members. - Oh, I see.
- Have you gained any weight? - Not really.
- Takaaki-san. - Here you go, Takaaki. - Here you go, boarding school boy!
- What? Just now? - Cute! - Cute!
- Oh, like Johnson, like Johnson. - You look more like Yoshi. - What? - Yoshi.
- Yoshi, look at that little camera. Go! - Hm?
- It's true that you're looking at me like that. It's a little gross. - But, but!
- It's not like I'm scared of you or anything like that, but I always look at you like that. - Are you looking at me?
- Yoshi, Kago-kun, you go too! Kago-kun, you go too!
- Me too, me too. - Go ahead and do it.
- I want you to do it! - It's cute!
- It's not like I'm scared of you or anything like that! It's more like you're cute!
- One, two, cute! - Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
- Everyone say "cute", look! - Can I be serious?
- Don't be serious! Everyone say "cute"! - Cute! - Everyone say it together, one, two!
- Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!
Cute? Cute?
Isn't that cute?
You're asking me for something cute?
Jhon-son said it's cute.
Jhon-son! Jhon-son said it's cute!
Everyone said it's cute!
Let's continue.
When dancing, why is your head pretty violent?
Why can't you be near because it's dangerous?
And, Yasuda-san, when you dance, why do you dance so hard?
Do you sweat a lot and hit us?
You're really noisy! You're really noisy! Sometimes...
But what do you mean?
Anyway, Yasuda dances the most intensely.
Her head is full of energy. Her head hurts so much that she sweats a lot and smells bad.
Smells bad?
What does it smell like?
It smells like it's going to explode at the end.
Smells bad?
What? Another suicide? And a massive execution!
Tonight we have a lot of unreleased footage!
First of all, we'd like you to say a few words!
Young people, push 100 people forward.
The era of Johnson and Yaguchi is over.
The era of Yaguchi hasn't come yet.
Yaguchi doesn't sing all the time, but he's just sitting there.
Because you're Yaguchi, you look like an old woman.
If you had a boyfriend, would you do something like this?
I'd be taller than Yaguchi.
What kind of man is he?
Nakai-san is also small.
How old is your father?
31 years old.
He's older than me!
What? He's older than me by no means!
If you're 31 and 12 years old, you're already 19, Dad!
I am!
I mean, a basket! A basket!
Do you know why you can do that with a baby?
You don't have to say things like that!
In my stomach.
Ah, in your stomach!
To carry a baby bird, or to be in a cabbage field...
In a cabbage field?
Yaguchi won't tell you things like that later!
Yes!
It's coming out of here!
Yaguchi, let's think of a feature project!
No way! Yay! I'm looking forward to the next one!
Yeah.
Really?
Yaguchi's height, let's try and make it a little taller in a competition.
I'm scared!
I'm going to make it my own feature, okay?
I'm going to make sure you hear it too, okay?
Mega-chan!
Huh?
You're cute.
Now, Godot and Magi's Love Quarters...
What kind of preferences do men have?
This one!
Someone who's not sentimental?
Yes!
Someone who looks and acts perfect?
Yes!
Someone who doesn't speak vulgar language?
What do you mean?
Someone who doesn't say "I am" or "I am"
And someone who doesn't wear suits, definitely!
Yes!
And someone who always looks rough?
Yes!
Someone who looks cool?
Someone who likes cool things?
Yes!
And someone who's tall?
Someone who's tall, yes!
Someone with double eyes?
Someone with double eyes, yes!
Someone with a high nose?
Someone with a high nose, yes!
Someone with a proper outline?
What do you mean by "proper outline"?
Not square, not round, not egg-shaped...
Someone who's cool?
Yes, yes, yes!
And someone who's perfect inside?
Yes!
Someone who thinks about themselves and others well?
This isn't so bad, right?
Yeah...
As a type...
This isn't so bad, right?
Now, let's talk about age.
If you're older, you're 1 year younger, and if you're older, you're 3 years older.
So you're from the same generation, right?
That's right!
If you're older and you're away from each other, you'll age faster and you'll definitely hate it!
Even if you're apart?
Um...
Even if you're apart...
Yeah?
As long as you're young and funny...
But...
Yeah, yeah...
It's like...
Yo... Maki-kun...
You know...
Yeah...
But...
There's no one like that!
What do you like about him?
I think you should know him from the beginning...
Right?
His face... What kind of face do you like about him?
He's like a woman...
He's like a middle-aged man...
I hate his mustache!
I like men who aren't manly!
Like...
I like men who are often seen by girls!
You're not stupid!
I'm in Gozza's club!
I don't say "Maki-kun!"
I don't say "Gozzaan!"
Type...
Bold person!
If you have your own body type...
And about two centimeters of muscle...
You're the best!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You know...
Bold person is...
If you're a manly person...
Like Taka-san...
You can be like that...
Yeah, yeah...
There are people who are even bolder...
Like in Manchuria...
Yeah, yeah...
I hate that person!
Oh, you can't?
Yeah...
But...
I'm pretty wide-shouldered...
Yeah, yeah...
So...
If you're a little taller...
And you have muscles...
Even though you're a manly person...
You can be like "Oh, it's morning..."
There are people like that!
So you're saying I'm the best in body type?
Huh?
Yeah...
Bold person is...
I don't like chest hair...
I don't like armpit hair...
I don't like bare skin hair...
If you hit me hard, I'll forgive you...
This is amazing!
Bold person is...
If you can...
Chest hair is fine...
But armpit hair...
It can't be helped...
Armpit hair is...
Um...
It's fine if it's thin...
How...
How thin is it?
Um... Orange. Or gold.
Foreigner...
Orange...
It's not like that!
From a distance, it's like, "Ah, she's got curly hair."
It shouldn't stand out.
But... But this person doesn't have curly hair, so...
Your... Your attitude is...
What are you doing?
You're stupid, you know?