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[1 Hour Special]
And now, it's that time of year again!
This time, it's...
1 Hour Special!
[1 Hour Special]
This time of year, we'll be doing 1 Hour Special.
Isn't it 1 hour every time?
I've come to realize that a lot.
Let's go!
Today's special guest is...
Morning Musume.'s audience!
Good morning!
Newcomers, please take a seat in front of you for now.
Good evening!
For now, senior citizens...
Behind you...
For now! For now!
There will be more later.
For now, please introduce yourselves in front of you.
Now, I'd like you to introduce yourselves again.
Down!
Utaban is...
A face that aims for a clean, beautiful, and healthy everyday life.
Edwin and...
Sponsored by...
Down!
Good morning!
Good afternoon!
Shut up, you guys! Shut up!
You're wrong!
Stop it! You're weak!
You guys are old!
You're old! You're old!
You're weak! You're weak!
Don't mess with me like this!
You're weak! You're weak!
Are you alright?! I'm protecting you from the old guys!
Listen up, everyone! From now on, you'll be carrying the Morning Musume.
You guys are making a big deal of it, but it's all in the past now.
It's not good!
We've been working really hard on it.
That's right.
You guys are in the past!
Since June, the agency has been telling us to focus on these four.
That's not true!
What?
It's a lie!
L-lie?
Wh-what do you mean, "lie"?
I've said it before, but these girls eat "fresh tea".
"Fresh tea"?!
They sell "guts" too!
They sell "guts"!
That's not true! It's only been nine months!
Who cares about that?!
I like new things!
Ms. Haini, please do it!
Be careful not to spit it out if you don't take off the plastic.
I'm worried about you.
Can you introduce yourselves?
I'm Hitomi Yoshizawa.
I'm 15 years old and in my third year of middle school.
Third year of middle school!
Why did you want to be a morning girl?
I saw "Love Machine" and thought it looked fun.
Except for Nakasawa, right?
I can't say that yet.
I see.
Let's move on.
I'm Aichi Kago, and I'm 12 years old.
Nice to meet you.
Aichi, do you still not like "guts"?
Yes!
You're so cute!
Wait, is it recording?
Shut up!
You're so mean!
It's recording!
It's on TV!
Everyone, take it off!
Everyone, don't feed it!
Why do you look like a gorilla?
Why did you want to be Morning Musume.?
Because I like Morning Musume.
When you were on TV, who did you like among Morning Musume.?
I liked them all.
Good for you!
I'm Tsuji Nozomi and I'm 12 years old.
When were you born in the Showa era?
I was born in 1962.
Then you must be...
Shut up!
What are you doing? You're going to throw it away!
Shut up!
When were you born?
I was born in 1988.
When you were born...
You're old.
Shut up!
You're the oldest among us!
Who?
I'll introduce myself.
I'm Rika Ishikawa and I'm 15 years old.
I'm a first year high school student.
Is Rika's mother a nice mother?
Yes, she is.
She is a nice mother.
These four girls joined Morning Musume.
Nagai-kun, there's someone called "educator" among you.
She has a task for you.
Yoshizawa Hitomi is...
Yes.
Yaguchi-san is...
Yaguchi...
Yes!
What is she teaching you?
Um... like a smile.
A smile! A practice of a smile!
That's my homework.
Who is Kago-chan?
She won't listen!
I am Goto-san.
Goto-san?!
Goto-san!
What is she teaching you?
Greetings and stuff like that.
How is she teaching you?
Use honorifics when you are older.
Is she teaching you that?
Yes.
She did it!
What about you, Nozomi-chan?
How to keep up with the rhythm.
How to keep up with the rhythm?!
The rhythm of walking.
Who are you teaching that to?
Iida-san.
Iida-san!
Johnson!
Johnson, you do it!
What is important?
Rhythm is something you learn with your body.
And rhythm is something you learn from walking.
What is it?
When you walk...
Always keep up with 16 beats.
16 beats!
Keep up with 16 beats!
Ready and...
Don't mess with me!
What are you doing?!
Don't mess with me!
Do it, Tsuji! You practiced it, right?
Tsuji, do it!
Tsuji!
You are good at it!
Tsuji!
You always do it, right?
That's because you are older.
Tsuji, you are so small!
Tsuji!
Go to Johnson!
What is this?
Utama, are you okay?!
You are good at it!
- A sample? - Yes, a sample.
- Watch and learn, okay? - Yes.
- 16 beats, right? - 16 beats!
- 16 beats!
- Can you sing higher? - 16 beats is...
- Yes. - Um...
- One and two and three and four... - What? What? What? What? What?
- One and two... - What?
- One and two and three and four and two and two and three and four and three and four... - Sonaki - chan!
You are cute!
- One and two and three and four and five and six and seven and eight and nine and ten and eleven and twelve and thirteen and fourteen and fifteen and sixteen and seventeen... - What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
- No, 16 beats is wrong. - What?!
- Teach me! Teach me! Teach me! - Yes!
- One and two and three and four... - What's up with you?!
- One and two and three and four... - You're crazy!
- 16 beats is not about speed. - Scary!
- It's about the fine rhythm in it. - Fine what?
- Hey, girl! You stink! - Let's go, girl! Come on!
- One and two and three and four... - You're cute!
- I forgive you because you're cute! - I forgive you!
- Please come in! - Come in the room!
- So, Rika-chan! - Yes!
- Who are you teaching? - Yasuda-san.
- Yasuda-san, what are you teaching? - The basics of singing.
- Singing! - It doesn't matter, Akasawa! Don't make that face!
She's trying so hard to talk!
- Hey, listen to her, Rika-chan! - Your nose was itching!
You look like a hostess who's tired of being a hostess!
So, we're going to use the totalizer and ask questions to the new students.
There are many questions, but some of them can't be answered because of their seniors.
- So, for those of you who have a bath... - Don't say "bath"!
- Please say it in a nice way! - Then what should I say?!
- The original! - The original!
- Can you do it like this? - What's this?!
- It's so loud! - It's annoying!
So, the new students are going to say things that you've never heard of before.
- So, everyone... - Wait!
No, it's not like that. There are some parts that are hard to say, right?
- About that... Nagasawa, you know, right? - Yes, as usual. - As usual.
- But, Nagasawa is... - He looks like he's in space. Is he talking?
- Nagasawa is... - Yes.
- He's tired, right? - Yes.
- Nagasawa's skin is different. - Yes.
- It's completely different, right? - Look.
- Like, "paan" and like... - Yes.
- The light "paan" and... - It's flashing, right? - Yes.
- It's like... it's like it's blinking with Nagasawa. - It's like...
- Nagasawa is like... - Nagasawa is like...
- He's like... he's taking away the light. - He's like...
- What? - What's wrong with you? - Nagasawa is like...
- Um... he should have quit first and get married to someone else!
- He should have married someone else. - That's right.
- Nagasawa! - Huh? - Is the program going well? - It's going well!
- Is it okay? - It's okay!
- Can you do it faster? - Can you do it more quickly?
What's with you, Baba? Shut up!
Mr. Jones is already in there.
He's been chopped up!
What's with you, kid?
You look like a zombie.
You're the one who's been raising Japan's skill level!
I said something good.
Well, let's get started.
Nakazawa isn't involved in insurance money murder, is he?
I don't think he's involved in it.
I'm going to ask you four a question.
Please answer honestly.
You won't know who's pressing which button.
You'll only see numbers.
Please be careful not to see what's behind you.
Let's get started.
Who's the scariest one?
Go ahead!
Don't look! Don't look!
Who's the scariest one?
What's this? What score?
I see.
What? What? What?
She's talking bad about you.
Rei-chan.
What is it? I don't know.
Who is the most talkative?
I'm curious.
You talk a lot.
What? What?
Is it on?
What?
Wait a minute.
It's strange. It's strange.
What?
It's weird, isn't it?
Let's go.
Let's do it carefully.
It's a little strict.
She...
What kind of entertainer is she?
She's completely different from when I saw her on TV.
I want to blow her away.
If you say so. If you say so.
She's completely different from when I saw her on TV.
She's an entertainer.
Good morning, girls!
In 2000, the Sydney Olympic Women's Ballet.
Only a few years left until the world final.
Yuu-chan! Let's show them what we can do!
Let's go!
Entertainer!
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Thank you
Let me introduce.
This is Sugimoto, who's now a navigation boy.
Although he has less skills, he's a gentleman.
I'm fishing with you, Dad, because you said there were no bad people for you to fish with, right, Dad?
Ah, Dad, Mom, ah, thank you for waiting for me.
Ah, I made a lot of mistakes. Ah, I'm sorry for losing.
Ah, Dad, Mom, ah, thank you for waiting for me.
Ah, I made a lot of mistakes. Ah, I'm sorry for losing.
Ah, I'm sorry for losing.
Ah, I made a lot of mistakes. Ah, I'm sorry for losing.
This guy...
What kind of entertainer is he?
He's completely different from when I saw him on TV!
I want to kick him away!
If you say so!
He's completely different from when I saw him on TV!
He's an entertainer!
Huh?
He's not here?
Then let's change the way of saying it.
How cute!
What?
Tsuji-chan, you're cute!
Tsuji-chan, you know, it's faster to get the ball than to use it.
You know, it's faster to get the ball than to use it.
And you know, if you hold it short like this...
It'll hit the light!
And if you hold it hard like this...
And...
Tsuji-chan, remember this.
If you say "it's faster to get the ball than to use it"...
I...
What is it?
I'll use the glove after I make it soft!
Then...
Then, everyone...
Then, among us...
Who do you think is the most...
"sexy" person?
You don't know, right? You don't know, right?
Hmm... Who could it be?
What?!
Surprisingly!
What?!
Because it's pink today!
Then, last question!
I can only hear music. It's boring!
It's boring, right? It's fine if it's boring!
You...
Next time, you stop it!
Are you okay with it?
Are you okay with it?!
Next time, you stop it!
Anyone can do it.
You can do it however you like.
She's not good at it.
Then...
She's not good at it.
If you think she's not good at it, please press the button.
1, 2, 3...
What?!
Is she lying?!
1, 2, 3...
What is it?!
I get it, somehow.
Anyway, it's not a good question, is it?
Huh?
When it's a good question...
Can I take it off?
You can take it off.
When it's a good question, I don't feel bad about it.
Why?
Huh?
You don't know that!
What were you asking?
I know what it is!
What is it?
If you're angry, you're scary.
Pupupupu!
She's amazing!
I'm curious.
I'm curious!
Rather than looking at it like this and complaining about it when the camera isn't rolling,
I think it's better to complain about it here.
What are you talking about?
Are you from the agency or something?
What's wrong with you?
You're treating me badly.
Why?!
Even though you're treating me badly or something like that,
you're the best at making me angry!
It's only at times like this that Nakata comes forward!