AISubs v3.5
Let's introduce our next guest!
Here she is!
Morning Musume~!
Good morning Musume~!
Good morning!
Good morning Musume~!
So, what did you think of it?
Everyone, one by one...
Isn't she a little chubby?
She's gotten a little chubbier, hasn't she?
She's a woman, after all.
She's like a nakadao.
She looks like she's about to go to school.
I can't help it, I'm already old.
Oh my, isn't that just your age?
That's right.
She looks like she's about to itch her navel.
What do you mean "itch"?
It doesn't itch!
It doesn't itch? Are you okay?
You look like you'd be good at it.
Your navel's only going under your right eye.
Why did you want to show your navel today?
I thought it'd be a charming point.
It itches? It itches?
Stop it, what are you doing?
It itches? It itches?
Abe-chan, you're...
You're...
You're doing a full-screen analysis, aren't you?
It itches!
It itches, it itches.
It itches.
It itches, doesn't it?
For the past year, Morning Musume has been testing your physical strength.
Who was first last time?
Goto.
Gotan.
Gotan changed.
Gotan.
Gotan came in first.
Gotan's been in third place since April.
I see.
Gotan, by the way, no one gave you anything for Valentine's Day.
No one gave you anything?
Just the staff.
Isn't there a guy in your class you like?
No, there isn't.
Isn't there a letter in your suitcase?
Asking you to go out with Goto.
No, there isn't.
I don't look in my suitcase.
I put it somewhere for staff only.
Wow, you're just like your teacher!
You're using your own suitcase!
Uwabake...
You don't carry it?
I can't go buy it, and I don't have much of a day off.
So I walk around in slippers.
So Uwabake doesn't have burgers or anything on it?
Today, you're like...
You're like...
You're coming forward.
Am I?
What's wrong with you?
You're like, "TAKASHIMAYA!"
What?
"Takashimayo" burger is scary.
Was it too big?
It was a little too big today, wasn't it?
I messed up a little.
Don't touch me.
You got a little carried away today, didn't you?
Now, let's move on to the second round!
The second round is...
"Sell Out"!
Scary!
This is the final round.
"Sell Out" quiz!
What kind of physical strength will we measure?
Muscle strength!
It was muscle strength the other day!
Abs!
Lats!
High lats!
We'd like you to use all kinds of muscles, but this time it's not just physical strength.
For those of you who won "eye sight"...
Eye sight!
I don't like it.
We have presents for you!
Presents!
Wow!
First of all, please look at Moritaro!
Here's the first present!
Here!
A while ago, there was a Morning Musume. "Sell Out" right?
That one!
This one!
Personally!
It's huge!
So, if you look to the left!
If you look a little to the left...
"Beautiful Ride"!
Wow!
It's huge!
Kimura!
Kimura's "Beautiful Ride"!
It's true!
There's a Japanese version, right?
Yes!
"Beautiful Ride" is bilingual!
Look!
Kimura!
Don't go that far away!
Take that child...
As you like...
There's more!
Here it is!
One cool for 3 months!
For 3 months, for example, my mom will be like...
Singing room...
You can do whatever you like there.
Now, the tournament has been decided!
We've decided on the group!
First round!
Yaguchi and Nacchi!
Second round, Johnson and...
Mom!
Third round, Gocchan and...
Yasuda!
So, Nakazawa is, age-wise...
I'm sorry!
That's good!
Don't say "I'm sorry"!
Now, let's see!
The first round is...
Nacchi and Yaguchi's victory!
What will be the result?
I'm scared!
Until now...
It has been sponsored by...
Wow!
You're a great customer!
I'm a little pissed off!
Nacchi!
Are you wearing it under your skirt?
That's right!
Can I see the inside of your skirt?
Sure!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I shouldn't have said that!
Yaguchi, you're up!
Question!
What time is "Utaban" aired every week on a Monday?
Tuesday at 9am!
Are you kidding me?!
Tuesday at 9am?! Are you serious?!
Thursday at 8am! That's right!
You're such a lonely girl!
Alright, let's start!
Could you please open it?
Yes!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
What is it?!
It's a question for Natchi!
It's a question for Natchi! Here it is!
What was the first confrontation you had with each other?!
Yes!
Go ahead!
O-na-wa-to-bi
That's not it!
What's important is...
Ishiteru-ni-no-tou
Yes! It's one step up!
Nacchi-de-haru-no-sou
Come on, come on!
There's something on it!
It's okay!
Oh, it's high!
It's scary!
Is it hard?
No, it's okay!
Yaguchi-no-mondai-desu
What is Nakazawa's debut song?
Karasu-no-ni-obo
That's correct!
Okay, good job!
Abe-chan's turn!
Go ahead!
It's high!
What is it?
It's falling!
What is it?
It's falling!
What is it?
Why is it like that?
Who's turn is it?
It's "Nacchi-de-haru-no-sou"
There are 10 members in "Morning Musume."
How many people were there when you debuted?
5 people!
What?!
Yaguchi-no-mondai-desu
No, no, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Where did it go?
Hurry up! Oh, it's almost there, Natchi!
Next!
Natchi, you can't climb it!
Next!
"Joushiki-mondai-mo arimasu" (common sense problem)
Next!
Love Machine
"Koi-no-dansu-saito" (love dance site)
Composer and lyricist is...
Tsung-san!
But!
Composer and lyricist is...
En! Dasman!
Correct!
Natchi, you can't climb it!
Natchi, hang in there!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Hang in there!
"Yaguchi-no-mondai-desu" (common sense problem)
Next!
"Taitan-no-mondai-desu" (common sense problem)
Yes!
"Heidan-chikaten-no-hatsunori-wa-ikura" (what is the price of the first ride of Heidan subway?)
What?!
Next!
"Yaguchi-no-koshi-re-e" (common sense problem)
Correct!
Hang in there!
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait!
Hang in there!
"Hanga-ni-ku-no-koshi-re-e-ta" (what is the price of the first ride of Hangan subway?)
Hang in there!
Natchi wins!
No, no, no!
Natchi is a good girl!
Natchi's first win is Natchi's victory!
Natchi's first win is Natchi's first win!
Johnson versus her mother!
Yay!
Scary, scary, scary!
No!
Why did it end like that?
Natchi is a good girl!
Let's hit the wrist and head.
Natchi is a good girl!
Wait! My legs!
You killed them!
You're an old woman!
Scary!
What are you doing? Let's do it!
Let's do rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Then let's start with Mom's question.
Let's go! Mom's question first!
It's about "Morning Musume."
The first song, "Love Machine"'s coupling song is...
"Love Machine"'s coupling song is...?
Yes!
Huh? What was it again?
Wait a minute!
It's "Love Machine," right?
Yes!
Wrong!
What was it?
Why can't you figure it out?
Agelbesan!
Shut up!
Agelbesan! Agelbesan!
I mistook it for a musical instrument!
I'm scared of your face!
What is it?
Why are you hiding and getting surprised?
You're making a fool of yourself!
Johnson!
As expected of the older generation!
Johnson of Johnson!
Let's go, Johnson!
Johnson, what do you want?
A question about musical instruments,
a question about "Morning Musume.", and a common sense question.
Leave it to me!
Let's do it!
Let's do the common sense question!
That's wrong!
In other words, where is Australia where the Olympics are held every four years in the summer?
It's time for the question!
Who is it?
Who is it? Who is it? Australia's...
What was it?
Somehow Boys Club.
That's right! That's right!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Go! Go!
Go back! Go back!
Uiin!
This year, the Olympics will be held in Uiin.
It's not like that!
Go and see it by yourself!
It's so cool!
Yes!
- Mom, give me a question! - Yes!
What was the best-selling book that Fritose's "Tsunku" published this year?
- "Love" - Correct!
- Mom, give me a question! - Yes!
Mom!
Mom, give me a question!
Mom!
Okay, let's do this!
Natch and Johnson are from Hokkaido, right?
Yes!
Hokkaido's famous dish is Jingisukan.
Now, what kind of meat is Jingisukan?
Sheep!
Mom, give me a question!
Johnson!
Mom, give me a question!
Johnson!
Johnson! Shut up!
Mom, give me a question!
Okay!
Johnson, you can do it!
What is the title of the movie that Morning Musume starred in for the first time?
When was it?
The title of the movie!
Now?
The first movie we did.
"Morning Cop"!
Correct!
Do your best!
Morning Cop
Good job, Johnson!
Thank you!
Good job, Johnson!
Kaori!
Are you okay?
What was that, Johnson?
Thank you!
What's wrong?
Isn't that "Flash Mountain"?
Didn't you want to take a picture of it?
I can't believe it!
You were so energetic!
You looked like you were having a lot of fun when you got off!
I'm glad!
You won!
You won "Flash Mountain"!
Thank you!
Now, next!
"Gocchan" and "Yasup"!
Okay, "Gocchan"!
"Yasup"!
Do your best!
Today's prize is...
Beef!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
You can do it, you can do it!
The winner of the first round of "beef jerky health king" is...
I'm going to die!
Don't die!
I'm going to slip!
Now, it's a question about medicine!
What percentage of the current consumption tax is...?
Me?
Yes, a vegetable question.
5%.
That's correct!
I'm going to die!
You won.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Maniacs just can't get enough of you!
You keep saying "maniacs" but you're still here!
I'm going to slip!
Really?
Now, it's a question about goods!
Is this studio A*? B*?
A*!
Yes, that's correct!
It's expensive!
It's a little expensive!
Now, next!
Don't move!
Now, it's a question about vegetables!
Here we go!
It's a flag raising game!
What?
Flag raising game!
Flag raising game?
Yes!
Raise white, don't raise red, don't lower white!
Now, is white up or down?
It's up!
Yes, that's correct!
I didn't know!
Idiot!
It's dangerous!
As expected of a youngster!
Now, it's a question about goods!
Lyrics...
Listen! Lyrics you can't remember...
Lyrics you write on a big piece of paper...
Lyrics you look at during recording...
Goods!
What kind of phrase is this?!
Goods!
I don't know.
I don't know either!
Oh! Yodo! Oh!
Oh! New version!
I won!
The correct answer is "canning paper"!
But it didn't work.
Yes, let's continue!
Next!
Wild question!
Yes!
The drama "Nano" is often broadcasted during "one cool",
but how many months is "one cool"?!
3 months!
The correct answer is "gotta pinch"!
Gotta bye-bye!
You did it!
It's like "gotta" is doing a skit with Shibura- kun!
You did it!
It's so good!
You did it!
Next, Kasa!
Me!
Let's go!
Semi-final!
Let's go, Besa!
Yes!
I'm scared!
The first one is "two"!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Wild question!
Here's the wild question!
Yes!
Who is the combination of Tonez's Taka-san?
Please answer with your full name!
Go ahead!
Kinashi Noritaka-san!
Yes, please!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'm... I'm fine.
Okay, here's your question, Natchi!
Ta-dah!
What part of Tokyo do you think this TBS is located in?
Tokyo?
What part?
Like Akasaka?
Minato-ku!
Correct!
Minato-ku...
Akasaka-ku...
That's a good match.
Okay, let's get to it.
At the end of the show, what do you think is written in English on the electric signboard of the set?
At the end of "Utaban"...
Huh? "Endo"?
You're done for!
What?
What does "endo" mean in kanji?
Is it kanji?!
See you next week?!
See you...
Okay...
Here you go, Mom.
What is it?
"See you"...
"See you next week"!
Oh, I see.
You didn't look at the end of it, did you?
You're only looking at yourself, aren't you?!
Okay!
Here you go!
Okay, Natchi's question! How old is a girl allowed to get married?
Yes! 16 years old!
Yes, correct!
Alright!
Okay, Mom, you're up!
Mom, you're doing well!
Mom!
You're doing great!
Even if you clap for me, I can't do it!
Takajima-yan, here we go!
Good morning, girls!
"Ohayo gozaimasu" is "good morning".
And "konbanwa" is...
"nando"...
"good"...
What is it?!
"good afternoon"...
Huh?!
That's not it!
Mother!
Huh? What was it?
"evening"...
Ah!
Mother!
Wow!
Natchi's question!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Johnson! Johnson! Johnson!
Yes! Iida's nickname is Johnson.
What kind of person was he?
Was it Johnson?
J-Johnson!
A person named Johnson?
Baseball player!
Yes!
That's enough!
Do your best!
Dangerous!
Amazing!
It would have been cool if you stepped on this!
Step on it!
Natchi is back!
The team's final season is Natchi's team!
It's an overbite!
Let's go!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I won!
Iida's question!
Ta-dah!
Tsunko's birthday is...
September!
September 13th!
13th!
What?!
It was October 29th!
It's not September at all!
What is it?!
It's not September at all!
It's stuck in my head!
If you like it...
Next!
Morning Musume's...
If you say "musume" in English...
It's "benkyou jya na"!
What could it be?
I don't know!
Alright, let's find out. Morning Musume's "musume" in English... Here you go.
"Girl"!
It's not "shoujo"!
It's not "morning musume's "shoujo"!
"Daughter"!
"Daughter"? Oh, you don't know it?
Let's start.
Morning Musume's "Asa to Ieba Radio Taisou" is...
The first exercise you do is...
What exercise is it?
Push-ups!
Huh? I think it's "issou".
It's a back-only exercise.
"Issou"!
It hurts already!
It hurts!
You can do it!
Alright, let's continue.
If you add up all the numbers from one to six...
How many?
Twenty-one?
Wow!
You can do it!
Huh?
It hurts!
As expected of the voice of an elderly man...
You don't know it, do you?
I don't know it.
It's finally time for the test!
Really?!
You can do it!
I love you, my heart goes boom boom boom
I lie to you, I hate you, boom boom boom
Hey, I'm sorry, you're so kind
Even if you're reckless
That's right, the homepage of life
Updates it with a sexy feel
Hey, let's laugh, let's dance
With more energy
I love you, my heart goes boom boom boom
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Ah! What is it?
It's finally time for the test match!
Scary!
It's a little slippery up here.
I don't want to compete with Natchi.
Why?
Huh?
I'm sure Natchi would win if it was a show.
That's not true!
It's not like that!
Look at this girl!
First up is...
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
I won!
Here's Natchi's question!
"Do" in "doremi" is "do" in "donuts" but...
What "ra" is it?
"do" is "do" in "donuts" but...
"ra" is "dora" in "donuts"!
Correct!
Now, then, Ms. Nakazawa, you're up!
Eh?! Wait, eh?!
How high did you raise it just now?!
About this high...
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
Are you okay?!
I'm not okay at all!
Why?!
Stop it! Seriously!
You're lying!
I'm not lying!
Eh?! Why?!
I'm not okay at all!
Stop it!
I'm not okay at all!
Stop it!
I'm not okay at all!
Why is it always me who gets angry?!
I'm not okay at all!
You're funny!
I said I'm not okay at all!
I knew you wouldn't come!
Your pressure is getting weird!
Seriously!
Makeup, one more time!
One more time!
Ah! Ah! As I thought, your pressure is getting weird!
I'm sorry!
One shot, I see.
It's a little off now, right?
Okay, okay, okay, Daka-san, put it down!
Ah, you put it down.
Daka-san, really, stop it!
It's okay!
I saw it!
It's okay, it's okay, I'll do it properly next time!
What?! You like Abe-chan this much?!
I'm doing my best too!
Then one, okay?
An important one, okay?
One, one, practice!
One!
Seriously, what is this?!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
One practice!
I'm really scared!
Yeah, I'll do it properly!
I'll do it properly!
If you're busy, I'll really get mad!
Yeah!
Then, Daka-san, will you do just one?
Just one!
Please, I'm begging you!
Just one?
What, what?!
Just one, just one, just one, just one, just one!
It's a question for Naka-san!
What digit is your cellphone number?
Ten digits!
Ah, eleven?!
Too bad!
You still have one!
Do your best!
Then do your best!
What digit is it really?!
Eleven digits!
Well, whatever.
Next up, a question for Natchi!
Okay!
In one scene of your graduation ceremony, which button will you get from the boy you like?
The second button!
I hope so!
Naka-san said it!
I hope so!
Everyone, do your best!
Do your best!
Ah, I'll do my best!
I'm scared!
Seriously, I'm scared!
Ikume-san!
Who, me?
The phrase "horses are obsessed with you", then...
Cats...
Cats are obsessed with you!
Correct!
Not bad, not bad.
Natchi, you still have one.
It's okay.
One is okay, right?
Hey, don't say that out loud!
Next up, a question for Natchi!
A question for Natchi!
It's an easy one!
Another question, starting with Naka-san!
Zou-san, Zou-san, you have a long nose, don't you?
That's right!
It's longer than anyone else's, isn't it?
Mom!
That's right!
You have a long nose!
Ikume-san!
Um, you know, I'm getting ready to fall.
Why? Why?
I'm scared! Seriously!
Hey, you can do it!
That's dangerous!
Do your best!
Next up is a question for Naka-san!
It's the last one! The last one!
Naka-san's question is...
"Ute band recording", how many cameras are recording you guys today?
I don't know!
Count it! Count it!
Count it!
Um, one, two, three, four, five, six...
Yes, yes, yes!
You know...
Yeah?
It's tough!
Why?
Zou-san's question is an easy one!
It's easy to understand!
However...
Today's winner is...
Natchi!
I was really scared! Seriously!
Why?
You know...
It's decided before we do something like this, right?
Why?
I always don't wear it!
Why?
I was really scared! Seriously!
Why?
Seriously?
Congratulations, Natchi!
Thank you!
I'm glad!