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[TWITTER GUEST INTRODUCTION]
Let me introduce our next guest!
16 years old!
What is it?
It's like the last supper.
There's too much to talk about.
Why?
It's too far away and my reaction time is delayed by a few seconds.
If I could drink this in a luxurious club in Roppongi, I'd go to Eivis.
Why are you holding me back like this?
It's too far away.
Let me introduce you again!
First of all, Red Team Four!
Why?
Yellow Team Four!
[RED TEAM FOUR]
Blue Team Seven!
[BLUE TEAM SEVEN]
There's someone who quit!
It's not about quitting, it's about freedom.
Would you like me to do this show in Asayan?
[ASAYAN]
Just introducing yourself and it's over.
There's someone new here, right?
Would you like to introduce yourself?
International!
Next up is Yellow Team Four's first girl.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
I'm the only one singing in this shuffle.
I'm Hei Kemio.
There is?
There is.
You're Heike, right?
I'm Heike.
What? You're Hikaru Genji's friend?
No, Miyoshi is Heike, right?
That's right.
What? It's been a while, right?
And next to Heike...
I'm Kokonatsu girl, Nayaka. Nice to meet you.
But Daniel is Daniel, so he's Kokonatsu, right? Since he's in Hawaii.
Kokonatsu girl, Nayaka.
Yes, I live in Hawaii.
Which island?
Oahu.
In Oahu?
Yes.
Ah! I've met you before!
I've met you before! At a restaurant.
At a restaurant?!
Yes.
With me?!
Lulu-chan is here!
Yes! Hello!
Lulu-chan, how are you?
I'm fine!
Lulu-chan, you came up with a gag today, didn't you?
It was very popular, wasn't it?
Yes, it was very popular.
It was very popular.
The moment I wrote it in my head...
It was very popular.
Lulu-chan, how about you?
Oh no, oh no! The island is Chiyoko!
You're late!
You're a bad model.
You started in the blue sea.
Yes.
Yes! Yes! What do you say?
Aloha! I'm Kokonatsu girl, Mika.
Aloha! Nice to meet you!
Yes, nice to meet you!
Yes, Mika!
Yes, go, go, go!
I'm Lefou Sanbu!
Cute!
Lefou Sanbu?!
Lefou-ah!
Sexy?
Five days?
Kiltohate?
What?!
Can you speak Japanese?
No!
Oh, it's just English.
Speak something in English.
Something in English...
Oh, okay! Hi, how are you?
Oh, hi, hi!
How was your date today?
Uh...
I think you should buy it at Don Quijote.
That's right!
It's the 16th!
What's this?
From now on, when you're full of warmth, your swimsuit will fall off.
What's that?
Today, we have three groups of 1 billion people.
But at the same time, we released a CD.
Yes.
And we released a CD cover.
The top group is the red group with 350,000 copies.
The yellow group with 310,000 copies.
The blue group with 270,000 copies.
Oh, you guys don't look like you're growing.
Are you guys doing it right?
We're doing it.
You guys are like...
Why?
You're like a maid, right?
So you guys are making this?
Yes, we're making it ourselves.
So you guys didn't buy it from us?
No, we're special.
Huh? Is that so, Reba?
Yes! No.
That was quick.
Oh, this is tough.
Oh, this is tough!
There's one girl who's got a neck injury.
We need Johnson.
Why?
It's tough, isn't it?
Why?
It's like a show-off sale, isn't it?
What's a show-off sale?
It's a show-off sale, so just sell it all!
It's a large-scale store.
Large-scale store?!
That's right.
Fireworks?!
If it's a supermarket...
It closes at 8 and closes at 7 and there's nothing there!
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
This time, we're going to choose the strongest idol group.
So we'd like you to participate in various competitions.
The first round is...
Nawatomi competition!
Edwin and...
Sponsored by these sponsors.
Go, Kouya!
Do it before you go in there!
Why do you do it in there?
It's decided by fate!
Do it before you go in there!
And then you go in there and jump!
Stop that attitude!
I can see you!
Red team, start!
Start!
Go in there!
What are you doing?
Is it over?
No, everyone counts after they're all together.
I'm scared. Please wait for me.
Come on, think!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Eleven...
Twelve...
Thirteen...
Fourteen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Fifteen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Sixteen...
Seventeen...
Switch the chair properly!
Sixteen...
Nishibashi!
Nishibashi, wait!
I can't do it!
I'm tired!
Nishibashi!
Nishibashi, wait!
I'm flying!
I'm tired!
Let me go!
Zoma, 39 times!
Red neck, 39 times!
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay!
Good job! Good job! Good job!
Wow, that's amazing, Daniel, you're so powerful!
That's right, it's like "Red Demon" and "Charlie" and "Manuel"
Looks like you have bad motor nerves
Lulu looks like she's having a hard time
Hey, everyone, I'm telling you, when Hoshie is flying, his boobs pop out!
Lulu!
What?
I want your boobs to pop out, like in a show
I'll do my best!
You'll do your best?
What do you mean, "I'll do my best"?
Spin it, Daigo, spin it
You're a girl, don't spin it too fast, you poor thing
Got it
Here we go!
No, no, no!
No!
No, no, no!
It's too fast!
No, it's too fast!
Got it!
Go!
No, no, no!
Give me one more chance! You said you'd do it a lot!
Then I'll give you one more chance, okay?
What are you talking about?
Here we go!
Slowly!
It's too fast!
Here we go!
Go for it!
Hurry up!
Here we go!
Next!
Here we go!
Lulu!
Here we go!
Once!
Twice!
Three times!
Four times!
Five times!
No, no, no!
That was too fast!
Hero!
Four times!
Two of you.
It's a face-off!
Miss, you can do it, can't you?
Miss!
What's your score?
Five!
Okay! Miss, you can do it!
It's a school with high scores.
It's okay!
Miss, you can do it!
You can do it!
Come on!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
That shouting just now, one more time!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Miss Igbe!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Somehow! Somehow!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I know the song of the big band!
Somehow! Somehow!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You guys are no good!
You're sensitive, damn it!
Hey!
Let's get excited!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Do it before I turn it!
I can't open it!
This one!
Okay?
Let's get excited!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Alright!
Stop it!
If you do it, you'll really be in trouble!
Miss Igbe!
I can't open it!
Hurry up and do it!
I can't do it anymore! Somehow!
Hey!
Let's get excited!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's not the same thing every time!
Go! Go!
Hey, what are you talking about?
Hey, what's your score?
Five!
Let's get excited!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You can only see blood!
Go! Go!
Hey! Hey!
Blue team, do it properly!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
If you don't get together, you can't start!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Let's get excited!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You can only see blood!
Hey, stop it!
You're good!
Don't do it alone!
It's the last!
It's not even a good start!
It's dangerous! It's really dangerous!
There are a lot of girls with short skirts.
Are you listening?!
The leader of Futaba is saying it!
When you get caught, you go like this.
It's gross!
Put it in!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Hey!
No! No!
Put it in!
One time! Two times! Three times! Four times! Five times! Six!
Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! Eleven! Twelve! Thirteen!
Mom! Mom!
The winner of Aniwa Tomi vs. skirts is the red team!
I saw Geffa jumping and holding her boobs down.
I felt something strange.
Something like this.
His feet must be shaking.
Let's continue!
Rock-paper-scissors train!
Everyone, please stand apart and play rock-paper- scissors with people other than your own team.
The loser of Aniwa Tomi will touch the winner's butt and his waist.
And you will keep touching his butt like this.
Well, me and Goto did it.
We played rock-paper-scissors.
We lost.
If you lose, you have to touch his butt.
Touch his butt? Is that what you want?
You tried to touch me for a second, didn't you?
I told you to stop it, didn't I?
That's what makes me angry.
I told you to stop it, didn't I?
The team with the most points in the end is the winner of Aniwa Tomi.
When the music starts, please walk until it stops.
Geffa, Geffa.
Okay, Geffa.
Geffa, okay.
Boobies down, boobies down.
Geffa, boobies down.
Let's go.
Everyone, please stand apart and play rock-paper- scissors with people other than your own team.
Rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?
Next!
Go! Go! Go!
Blue team leads!
Blue team two people!
Yellow team one person! Red team one person!
Go! Go! Go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
As expected, Kaiji-san's reaction is huge!
What's left? What's left?
Ah, blue and blue!
The winner is...
Aogubi!
Don't touch my work!
One more time!
This is...
One more time!
...very interesting, so...
One more time!
Music...
Start!
Huh?
Second round!
The rest of you...
The red...
Two of you...
One yellow and one blue...
Start the second round!
We won!
The rest of you...
The blue and yellow team...
Start!
Why do we have to run?
Rin-chan and Taran-chan...
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Blue Team wins!
One more time! Blue Team wins!
And so, the song that didn't sell the most is this one!
The history game is up next!
Well then, please give us a lot of applause!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Brother!
Bad whistle, bad whistle!
Ready, go!
Scary!
This is really scary!
Wait!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
What's wrong?
I don't like it!
Shiko!
Did you get hit?
Shiko!
What?
I don't like it!
What? I don't know what you're talking about!
Okay!
Swimsuits!
Ready, go!
Scary!
Hurry up!
Let me go! Let me go!
Let me go!
I can see you!
Where are you going?
I won't let you go!
Okay!
What?
What did you do?
I got you!
Shibu Shibi! Shibu Shibi!
What's up? What's up?
Dangerous?
What's up? What's up?
Angry!
Shibu Shibi!
What's up with you?
Look, red window, blue window!
Is your mom there?
What's up with you?
What's up?
What's up with you, Johnson?
Johnson, what's up?
Shut up!
Johnson, what's up?
I was going to play fair and square with them, but...
Alright, boss!
Yoko...
Mother, I'm tired!
Yoko...
You can do it!
Mother!
Mother, you can do it!
Mother, I'm tired!
Yoko, are you OK?
Take a chair and a chair.
A chair, a chair.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't take it from the cameraman's neck.
I can't do it like this.
In front of the table.
Yes, fight.
Good job, good job, good job.
Good job, good job.
Help me, help me.
What are you doing?
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
What are you doing?
Who is it?
It's me.
My legs are tangled.
My legs are tangled, too.
I don't like it.
This is Asia. Asia's rule.
I'm younger.
This is...
This is Japan and China's...
I don't like it.
It's going to be messy again, so let's play rock- paper-scissors.
Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Red!
There's only red!
Here we go!
What's going on?
It's almost the final round!
Mom!
What's going on?
Sayaka! Sayaka! Sayaka!
Yay!
Red!
Yay!
Both of you!
Yay!
Red!
Yay!
Boom! Yes! Yes! Go! Go! Go! Let's jump! Let's choose! Let's run! Love's star!
Yes! Yes! Boom! Boom! Boom! Let's choose! Here! With you! Dreams come true! Love's star!
Get on the bus! Get in the car! We're exclusive! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Our love is like gasoline!
Let's go! Let's go! Boom! Boom! Boom! Let's go!
In the yellow sky! Boom! Boom! Boom! I want to know what's out there!
Let's go on a journey together!
In the yellow sunset! Boom! Boom! Boom! I'm sure there's a love star!
The two of us will reach it! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
I'm not a spoiled child, baby, I'm a manly one, baby
I won't be deceived, bye bye to you
(Bye bye)
Even if the deceived one is a big boy
(Amen)
Even if I'm blue, even if my dad is blue
Even if I'm a weird little boy
(Amen, ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm not a spoiled child, baby, I'm a manly one, baby
I won't be deceived, bye bye to you
(Bye bye)
Even if the deceived one is a big boy
(Amen, ay, ay, ay, ay)
Even if I'm a weird little boy
(Amen, ay, ay, ay, ay)
Even if I'm a weird little boy
(Amen, ay, ay, ay, ay)
We believe in love and head for love
Girls who are excited
Get excited and head for tomorrow
We are passionate about love
We believe in love and head for love
Hey, I'm afraid to ask you
For I want to know so much
But, if I open my heart
I feel that would be the end
And there's only one thing
Still, I love you
I love you, El
Today, you felt a little gentle
You remembered the day we met and told me
I have to go and get
This red diary soon
But, I'm lost
I could do it with someone I really love
I could hold you in my arms
But, I can't
Until love is gone
I bought this red diary
So it wouldn't burn
But, love burns
Will it disappear?
Please tell me
I want to know
You
There is a balloon in front of you!
As you can see, blue team has 2 points and red team has 2 points.
The last balloon game is...
Balloon game is...
Bonus points.
Bonus points are...
First, 3 points!
Red, blue and yellow balloons will fall from above.
Please split the balloons of the same color of your team.
The team which splits the balloons first wins.
How you do it is...
Put it between your boobs and split it like this.
OK?
OK!
Stand by, please!
I'll split it from above!
Wait!
OK, blue team!
Go for it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Girls!
Let's do it!
Yellow team!
In the yellow sky, boom, boom, boom!
Red team!
Nothing.
The final score is 3 points!
Balloon discount game!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yellow team!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Yellow team wins!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Nothing!
Yellow! Yellow! Yellow!
Yellow team, right?
Who?
Yellow team wins by reversal!
Okay, sit down!
Okay, sit down! Sit down!
Girls, what's wrong?
No way!
It's true!
Really?
No, I don't think so.
It's true, right?
It's true!
Yeah, I don't think so.
Otherwise, everyone would be equal.
But, you know, look.
It's all blue, you know?
It's fine! We lost!
It's fine! We lost, you know?
We lost, too. Sit down.
Huh?
Red was first, wasn't it?
Okay, Team Q-ube, shout your victory chant!
One, two!
The sky is blue, boom, boom, boom!
Yeah!
Natchi doesn't want to do it, does she?
She doesn't want to do it, does she?
What is this?
Good night, everyone!
Good night!
Good night, everyone!
Good night!
The next broadcast will be on April 13th.
We will announce the final episode of "Kishonaiso Mansai".
Thank you very much!
See you in the special episode!
Good bye!
The special episode features...
Kao...
Edwin and...
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