AISubs v3.5
Don't open it! Don't open it! It's dangerous! Don't open it!
I won!
That's a new theory, isn't it?
But it's only the number of years...
Isn't it from Las Vegas today?
I heard you wanted to do it from Las Vegas first.
Yes.
Isn't it?
It seems like you're complaining.
No way, if you're processing it with black firewood, you won't know it's you.
This is the first match of the year.
Introducing the first match is...
The Morning Girls!
Good morning!
Who are you?
Good morning!
Stop it!
Good morning!
What do you want?
The old woman is outside.
So, this time...
As an artist...
I thought it would be our job to lead you like this.
So we thought of a project.
Interesting!
Let's start.
"Utaban Original Morning Museum Physical Strength Measurement"!
In 2000 and 2000...
As long as you support us...
We will do this measurement.
The person with the highest annual results...
Will support us as a single person.
Utaban?
That's right!
No way!
That's amazing!
Even in Nakazawa...
I haven't been able to recently...
Even in Sae...
If you have a chance to talk about that...
If you become number one...
Wow!
That's amazing!
There's more!
What?
Even more!
At that time...
No matter how much...
Or whatever...
What you want the most now...
We will give it to you at that time.
Wow!
Well then, Futaban! Let's bet one eye ball and luxury goods!
Who will be hanging on the baton for the longest time?
That's it!
Um...
What? Shoes? What is it?
Is it okay if it's not in this order?
What?
Is it okay if it's not in this order?
Which order do you like, by the way?
I like it where it's not here.
Where do you like it?
Anywhere. Because only here has a different color of the tape.
What?
I feel like I'm going to get caught again.
It's true!
It's okay. It's hard to have such a relationship.
I'll kick you away, but I won't chase you away.
It's okay.
Well then, bye.
Please let me go.
Wow!
That B-boy's son is hanging like this with his pet!
Pet! Pet!
Mom, let's make it a pet this year.
What's there? What's there?
That's funny.
Everyone, did you wear nice underwear?
Why? Why?
Because at the end...
Ah!
She's a woman who doesn't do things like that, so calm down.
Hey, your skirt! Be careful of your skirt!
Hey, your baton!
I'll raise my baton up to there!
Ah!
That's why you're wearing underwear like yesterday.
Ah!
What is it? What is it?
Ah!
What is it?
Ah!
Excuse me, I'm calling you again from Johnson.
What is it?
The tape is coming off.
Are you kidding me?
Now, let's go!
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay, number 14, raise it up!
Number 14, raise it up!
First, let's go. Baton up, please!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
♪ “To fall in love” and “pump your chest” ♪ “To fall in love” and “pump your chest”
♪ “kiss” and “rapopapon” ♪ “fall in love” and “rapopapapon”
♪ With a kind heart that won't give you anything ♪ Even if you're an unreasonable girl ♪ Such a life homepage ♪
♪ “To fall in love” is Sessipic! ♪ “To fall in love” is Sessipic!
♪ Let's laugh, let's love, ♪ ♪ Let's laugh, let's love, ♪ ♪
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What kind of stamina do you have?
Evil force.
Evil force or endurance strength.
Isn't that scary?
I don't have any endurance strength.
Endurance strength, endurance strength.
If you don't do this, you won't be in the front of the stage.
You won't be in the front of the stage, right?
Okay, let's go.
Get ready.
Okay.
No, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
It's hot!
Go for it, Go for it!
Go for it!
You're too fast!
No!
Absolutely not!
You're too fast!
Go for it, Johnson!
You're too fast!
Go for it, mother!
You three!
Johnson, Yaguchi and Gotoh!
Go for it, Johnson!
Yaguchi and Gotoh!
I'll give you anything you want!
Go for it, Johnson!
It's one-on-one fight!
Go for it, Johnson!
Go for it, Mother!
I'm so happy!
Why don't you do your best, Nasuko?
I'm frustrated!
I'm so frustrated!
I wanted a double-edged sword!
Johnson was very angry!
He was mean!
I'm so heavy, I can't support them!
What?
Well, then...
Today, I took a questionnaire about enthusiasm of 2000's.
Here it is.
If I were to stand alone...
That's right. Ishiguro would stand alone...
And become a food designer.
If Ishiguro were to quit Morning Musumi and do something alone, what would you do?
A housewife. A cook.
A housewife... A cook or a housewife, right?
Are you good at cooking?
Yes, it's fun to cook.
I'm sure it's good.
Is it really good?
Yes.
Do you have any experience?
Johnson is nodding his head. Have you ever eaten Johnson?
That's a failure.
What did you make for Johnson?
You look very unpleasant.
You look like a demon.
What did you make for Johnson?
I heard he was going to make annin tofu.
But?
What did you eat?
Kanten and milk.
Kanten and milk?
What did you make for Johnson?
Makeup artist and shop assistant.
Do you want to be one of them?
Yes, because I'm a gal.
Do you have a charismatic shop assistant?
I'm a gal.
All 109 shop assistants are gals.
Are you a gal?
Yes.
Do you want to be one of them?
Yes, I do.
Is this Johnson's handwriting?
It's Johnson's handwriting.
I knew it!
Makeup artist and shop assistant.
Next, number one.
Yes.
There's a dog salon.
They cut dogs.
Dogs are cheap.
Yes, they are.
Because they're few.
Yes, it takes about 3 hours for one dog.
You look like you're in a class.
You changed your hairstyle again.
You're really aiming for it.
No, I'm not.
You look like you're in a drama.
What?
You look like you're in "#sugagofamily"
Next, Yasuda.
Makeup artist and shop assistant.
Makeup artist and shop assistant are popular.
Have you ever cut a member's hair?
If you're okay with it, I'll cut it.
Really?
Who wants you to cut their hair?
I want you to cut it.
No way!
If you say "do it like this" and you can't do it, I'll get mad.
I can't do it.
That's scary!
I'll cut it!
Don't say it!
Next, Yaguchi.
I want to be a young man.
What do you want to be?
A young man.
With what hair?
Black, white and blonde.
Why do you look like you're celebrating your 20th birthday in Africa?
You look like you're flying.
If you were, you wouldn't be here.
What is it?
I think your makeup has changed recently.
No, no, no, no.
My makeup hasn't changed.
Even your hair has changed.
That's fine for you, but you should keep it.
You should keep it as it is.
You look like you can cook.
If you can cook, you can play the piano.
You shouldn't do this manicure.
You should always be bare-faced.
Mom, you should always wear a hat.
Is it okay?
You should wear a gown.
Is it okay?
It's good, it's good.
Ajide Johnson.
What does it say?
I want to live in the countryside.
I want to raise a big apple tree.
I like apples.
Then you should live in Aomori.
No, it's not an apple you eat, but an apple you look at.
Sorry.
I didn't have a seat this time, but this is the result of talking with the staff and the agency of TVS.
I wonder why.
I wonder, too.
If I play a game and I'm told, "Here you are," I think, "Why?"
But if I'm told, "You're here," I feel a little sentimental.
Right?
Please be sentimental.
Thank you very much.
So, why is Nakazawa hidden?
Let's continue to verify.
What would Nakazawa want to be if he were alone?
I want to get married.
I want to wear a wedding dress.
I want to go.
I think it's a very realistic story about Nakazawa.
How old is Nakazawa this year?
How old is she?
She really looks like she's 38 years old.
Does she really look like me and my boyfriend?
Marriage...
Right?
It's appropriate.
If you get married, will you stop being a morning girl?
What will happen if you get married?
Can I continue?
You're a girl.
How can you say that?
You're a morning mother.
You'll be a morning wife.
What will happen if you get married?
What will you do?
Don't play with me!
Don't move!
Are you a zora?
Are you a kain?
Are you a waira?
Don't move!
Are you a waira or kain?
Right?
I'm here too, right?
I feel like I'm having a great time with you, right?
Because you're on TV!
Not in front of me, but like this!
Talking about cute things like this!
It's like a morning story!
Ah, it's embarrassing...
And so!
We've come up with an idea of getting a wife like Nakazawa.
So you're going to be Ushutobe-san's wife?
That's fine!
If you're going to get married...
I'd like you to be Nakazawa's mother.
My child...
Right?
Then...
Conditions!
From your point of view...
What kind of men...
Well, getting married and having children might be difficult...
But what kind of men would you like?
Conditions are...
How much per month?
How much per month? I don't know...
Normally...
If you graduate college, it's about 200,000.
200,000 per month?
And if you live there for a year...
It's about 250,000 or 260,000.
And if you live there for a year with Sunrise, it's about 140,000.
140,000?!
Yeah...
Then... 50,000.
Wow...
Huh? Is it expensive?
Is it expensive? Is it bad?
600,000 per year...
600,000...
If you get a bonus, it's about 700,000.
Yeah...
From 600,000 to 700,000.
I wonder if it's bad...
I'm talking about luxury...
Huh?!
600,000 or 700,000?!
No, it's just...
It's 2 seconds!
Huh?!
Wow...
2 seconds?!
That means it's fast, right?
Huh?!
Wow...
How much money do you have?
I don't know...
2 seconds...
I can't believe it...
What?
You can pay it in 2 seconds.
You can pay it?!
With your bank account?!
You can't pay it in 2 seconds, right?
If you press a security number or something like that...
So you don't have a job or anything like that?
A job?
Yeah.
Um...
As long as you don't run on weird roads.
Like Sunrise?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This can't be happening!
What the hell are you doing!?
I thought you were Japanese or something!
What's up with you?
You'll be fine like this, won't you?
Are you coming?
Of course!
What should we do if you're not coming?
There are so many people who want to date or marry you!
Are you serious?
Of course!
There are, there are!
Aren't you going to tell them?
Tell them what!?
You're going to end the show!
You're going to ruin it!
Where do you want to go for your first date?
Odaiba!
There are a lot of people who like Odaiba.
Where do you want to go?
A mountain!
No way!
If you run on a dark road at night, you'll end up looking cute!
No, you can't do anything because there are so many people!
Huh?
If you run on a dark road at night, you'll end up looking like this!
Miss, was it boring for you today?
No!
Was it boring for you today?
I'm sorry!
Do you know what "kachinto" is?
No, it's not "kachinto" but...
I thought you wouldn't be able to talk for a long time.
It's okay!
Johnson!
Johnson will look for Johnson's secret next time!
Do you want a boyfriend?
I do!
Then will you marry me?
If the time comes.
If the time comes?
Don't you want to marry me?
You have to find someone you like first.
If you don't have someone you like first, you'll break up someday.
You're pretty firm.
If you don't have someone you like first, you'll break up someday.
You have to be firm.
I can't say anything anymore.
Yuko Nakazawa's "Hanamuko Request"!
Wouldn't you like to walk your life with such a wonderful woman?
If you're close to this condition, apply now!
Please!