AISubs v3.5
Let me introduce the next guest!
Morning Musume!
As usual.
That's right.
Give me your hands.
You know, right?
I know you.
You're the champion of Tsuruya-mae.
Up until now, we've played both single-player games.
But this time...
"All Night With The Band"!
I'll start.
Are you ready?
One, two, three!
Nacchi!
It's not like that!
It's Nacchi!
That's right!
Say it again!
Just now! Just now!
Just now, Nacchi said "it's Nacchi!"
No, it's not like that!
Even though she's covering for Johnson, Nacchi said "that's right!"
It's not like that!
It's because I like Nacchi, that's why I did it like this...
Why do you like Anne-chan so much?
You've always liked Anne-chan!
But, Kourin, you didn't do well in jumping rope, so you can't compete with me.
I don't know!
Are you okay?!
You didn't do well in jumping rope?!
What kind of strength is that?!
Your attitude!
You didn't do well in jumping rope?!
Thank you!
Good morning!
She did it!
Johnson, you can do it!
No, no, no!
You know, when you put a flower on the floor and it flies away, you drop it like "bang"!
No, no, no!
Huh?
Alright, alright!
No, no, no!
Seriously?!
You're so...
I've decided!
You've decided?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?!
No, no, no!
Seriously?!
No, no, no!
Mom!
Get in there right now!
Why do you keep falling?!
No, but...
The rope is loose, isn't it?
Then, Natai-kun and Taka-san, can you spread out a little more?
Spread out?!
No, no, no!
Mom, you can do whatever you like!
Really?!
Yes!
Can't you fly?!
See, you can fly!
Is this okay?
Ready...
Go!
What's going on?!
This is crazy!
Go!
I can't think of anything.
I'm back!
It's been a while!
I'm back!
That's right!
Morning Musume has started doing something with the seats in the back, right?
And then, in this song book, the number of Morning Musume's seats in the back is amazing!
By the way, one of them is in love.
Anyway, I guess Johnson is popular.
If Johnson is in the back, the number of seats in the back goes up, right?
Is that so?
Since you always cooperate with us, we have a present for you from the song book!
A present?
A present!
Here it is!
This is it!
This is the TBS's "Shouben Enkan", "Mashouben ni Koi Naremasu".
So cute!
So cool!
But, whether it's a song book, or a new song, or various TBS programs,
I'm sure you've been waiting for it, but this time, I'd like to say "thank you" with all my heart.
Thank you, Morning Musume!
Yay!
Song book!
Come back and see it!
It's a new song book!
Thank you!
Wow!
That's great!
Wow!
I really like Morning Musume, but among Morning Musume, my most favorite is "Kaasan".
"Kaasan".
"Kaasan", that song is really good.
Is it?
Yeah.
"Kaasan" alone, when it comes out in front of you, you're like "oppekepe!"
Why?!
I didn't do it!
Did you see it?!
I didn't do it!
This time, I thought "language?"
What kind of song is it?
Suddenly...
Yeah.
Maybe...
Intro!
I thought it was "chloé".
"Chloé"?!
Wow, suddenly...
Alone...
Wasn't it like this?
Yeah, yeah.
Right?!
At first, I thought "is he kidding me?!"
Like... like... like...
"Conan"?
"Conan"?!
"Conan"!
This is cute!
What kind of dance is it?
I don't know...
Morning dance.
Huh?!
Morning dance.
Ah, don't say it.
It started again!
Morning dance.
I want to see it!
You want to see it?!
Yeah.
The beginning of the head...
Show it to us!
I want to see it!
Not yet, not yet!
I want to see it one more time!
Go back, go back!
Look, look!
Is this the intro?!
Before it starts again!
Is this it?!
Yeah!
This is it!
I'm shaking!
Show it to us one more time!
I'm shaking!
The face is kind of weird too!
It's fine!
I want to see it!
Abe-chan's face is weird too!
It's weird, right?!
Wow!
The face is kind of weird too!
Abe-chan's face!
This way, this way!
Abe-chan's face!
Abe-chan's face is...
Intro!
Wow!
Look at this, look at this!
I'm shaking...
Alright, I'm shaking...
I'm shaking...
Wow!
Wait, wait!
This pose! The face!
Say "float"! Float!
That's good!
Float! Float!
There it is!
That's good!
Anyway...
Kuroe's face is always like...
Go forward! Go forward!
Go forward!
It's not like that!
Today's opening...
I really like that hand.
Today, please...
What are you doing?
I want you to go this far.
I want someone to say this when you sing next time.
I want you to go this far.
Party Party Party
I want you to go this far.
I really like you, party party party!
I say it myself,
it's not for free, is it?
Aha! It's good,
at least it's good!
It's lonely, everybody party party!
Nobody knows
when love will catch fire.
Party Party!
Love is Party Party!
No matter how careless you are, love is an impression.
No matter how gentle you are, it's charming.
Like a bright wind,
I want you to go this far.
The future of Japan is wow wow wow wow!
The world is singing yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Why don't we fall in love? Wow wow wow wow!
Let's, let's go all the night!
Party Party Party
Uh Uh Uh Uh
Love love love machine (Woo woo woo woo)
Love love love station (Yay yay yay yay)
Love love love factory (Woo woo woo woo)
Oh love, love is so wonderful
Yeah!
Surely the future is wow wow wow wow
The world is full of yeah yeah yeah yeah
Let's fall in love wow wow wow wow
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm envious.
Morning Musume can do a super luxurious song set by themselves.
It's because we want to do it solo.
It's because we want to do it solo, right?
Last time, when Johnson played a song solo for Gray's Takuro-chan,
the drummer said "I'm sorry!"
The director said "Do you see me?"
That's how everyone feels about this solo project.
It's even better than the song Morning Musume sings.
Let's take a look at the super luxurious song set.
Here it is!
Wow!
This is only for girls.
It's not a best set, it's a first place set.
It's a first place set, right?
Yeah, I'm sure they didn't make it for us.
Wow!
We're going to do this solo!
For now, who wants to sing in this song set?
Alone!
You have that feeling, right?
I do have that feeling!
What about you, Light?
I don't feel like it.
No, it's not like that.
I'll sing it alone later.
No, it's not like that!
You're going to sing it alone?
No!
You're a dreamer!
No, I'm not!
You're a dreamer!
You can't do it twice!
No, I'm not!
Look at Johnson, he's starting to look like a dreamer!
Wow!
Why?!
You're amazing at raising your quality today!
And!
For one person, there are six cameras!
It's true, I don't know anymore.
Six!
Six cameras!
I'm happy, Abe-chan!
Wow!
So!
In one song...
They're counting the cuts that are cut out of the song.
"It's always Natch!" Someone said that, didn't they?!
It's true, there are a lot of people in the center.
And it's always Natch in the end!
That goes from head to toe!
It's all independent!
Wow!
In one song, you can burn memories of your youth.
Who will shine in that one person?!
Everyone, please talk in eight people!
Everyone, do you want to sing?
Everyone wants to sing!
It's always different from a set, isn't it?
But Natch always sings, doesn't she?
That's true, but...
It's different today!
Everyone wants to sing something, even if it's just one person.
Shall Shiro sing as a set?
Okay!
That's impossible!
Right?!
Then, let's change!
That's difficult!
Shall we change?
For now...
- Everyone, just now... - Have you decided?
- Have you decided?
- Everyone wants to sing, right? - That's right.
- What? - Everyone wants to sing.
- You can't? - Why not?
Everyone wants to sing...
That's why there are people who don't want to sing, right?
- No one doesn't want to sing. - For example...
Abe-chan and others...
Since I'm always in the center...
This time, I'll give up.
That's one reason, but...
But today's set is expensive.
- I want to sing. - That's true.
- Right? - A set like this has never existed before.
- But Joseph is... - Joseph is always far away and alone.
- I don't like it. - Huh?
- I'm an artist, you know? - She's smooth.
Smooth?
I made a big change.
- Why? - Why?
Mother, you're not going to sing?
- No, Mother said it's a good chance... - Are you going to sing?
What?!
It's a good memory of your youth.
This is the hardest part!
What if you gave it to the youngest?
No, you're doing your best too.
- Oh, that's right. - It's rare for me to be the first one to know.
I'm doing it alone, but...
- Yeah, isn't it better to do it alone? - No, I'm doing it, but...
- Won't you sing it for me? - Oh, it's a crow's cut, isn't it?
- As a result of what we just talked about, who wants me to sing? - Yes!
- Then it can't be helped. - This is difficult. - Then please face forward.
- Then I'll ask you all. After all, shouldn't we give it to the oldest person, Light?
- If you say so, please press the button!
- This is impossible, probably. - It's not there. - If you want your mother to sing it for you, please go ahead!
- You're going to press it, aren't you? - You're going to press it, aren't you? - See? - Didn't you press it just now? - No, you can't.
- Then, only Nakazawa will definitely press it. - Why?
- Someone is about to press it.
- See? - See? - Nakazawa is old, isn't he? - He's about 27 years old. - He's about 14 years old.
- More than half of them will be sung only by Nakazawa! - No, no, no. - What does that mean? - That's right.
- Why is it always like this? - No matter what you say, Nakazawa won't press it!
- Only Johnson wants you to stand in that set! - That's right!
What's that?
Johnson's clothes aren't fashionable, so he's wearing seven inches.
It's been a while since Johnson laughed like that!
Because...
Johnson wants you to stand in that set!
- Because... - What's wrong with that?
It's fine!
You know, Kaori...
She always...
gets caught up in everything and has me sit in the back.
When I talk...
she tells me not to talk.
And in the singing room...
she gets mixed up in weird drawings and stuff.
It's painful for me.
- It's painful for you! - It's painful for you!
It's painful for you, so...
Let me sing.
But you know...
It's painful for you.
But you know...
She's an artist.
Kaori is.
She's an artist, so...
- She wants to sing. - She wants to sing.
It's painful for her, but the other five are like, "Give me a break."
Abe-chan!
Abe-chan is always in the frame.
He's in the center of the frame.
He was even in the spa by himself.
That's why...
- Abe-chan only hates singing! - Let's watch it again!
- Why?
Let's watch it again!
See?
It's really hard.
It can't be helped.
A letter-like thing.
Letter-like thing?
Yes.
Here is a box, but what is inside of it?
Yellow ball!
Eh?
Why is there only a letter and a big box?
There is no box!
Somehow, somehow, someone has put a box in it.
What?
Someone has put a red ball in it.
There must be something in it.
No, no, there is nothing in it.
No, why is there a big box?
It's a special event, so I can't say thank you.
It's suspicious!
No, it's fine.
It's suspicious!
Let's say something suspicious.
No, no.
What is a red ball?
A red ball is one item.
Yellow.
Ah, it's no good.
So, for example, another yellow one.
See?
There is also a red ball.
There is a red ball.
Who are you talking with?
Eh?
Chachachan, there is also a red ball.
It's here.
No, it's suspicious!
What is there?
Everyone, please come forward.
Come forward.
Everyone, put your hands in exactly.
Okay.
That's it.
Put your hands in exactly.
We go in?
Let's go in?
Okay, one, two...
Exactly.
That's not it!
What is it?
AH!
Ah, I'm scared!
What is it?
It's like a snake!
Eh?
Not a snake?
Why did you say that?
Why is there a snake?
I'm an actress.
Ah!
What is it?
Ah!
What's going on?
Hey, you just moved!
I said there's no one here!
There's no one here!
I said there's no one here!
What's going on?!
There's someone here!
There's definitely someone here!
Hey!
Let's start with Shoganimoji!
Shoganimoji!
Oh!
How do you fly it?
All at once! All at once!
No way!
It comes out when you get caught.
Do you want it to come off? Do you want it to come off?
You want it off!
Morning Musume wants it off!
This happens every time.
I want it off!
The way she talks is nice.
She's like Morning Musume.
It's like "Taito" time.
I don't like socks.
Mom!
It's your dad's official socks!
Um, I bought them at a woman's shop.
Huh? Mom bought them at a woman's shop?
Here we go!
One, two...
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it? Nocchi? Hacchi?
It's not Hacchi!
Who is it? Who is it?
Abe-chan?
The staff has decided that Abe-chan will be the first one off.
Too bad!
Too bad, Abe-chan!
I'm scared!
Okay, look at the staff closely!
One, two...
Who is it?! Lights? Lights are turned off!
Turned off!
- It's turned off! - Please!
- Mom! Mom! - Mom! Mom!
You don't do this?
What?
- Mom, you don't do that? - You do it like this?
- Mom, like this? - Eh?! Eh?!
- Like this? - What?
- Oh, it's not like that! - Why?!
- Okay, okay, slow down! Mom, slow down!
- No! - One, two...
- Oh, it's the worst! - Why?!
- Mom! Mom!
- No, no, no!
No way!
- It's wasp. - Wasp!
There, we got it out!
The highest river here!
- We got it out! - This is hard!
- Okay, let's go. - Jump high.
Go!
- Got it out! - We've got it!
- You've got it! - You've got it!
It's getting faster!
What's going on?
It's getting faster!
It's good, isn't it?
I did it!
You did it!
You're so good at it!
It's getting faster!
Let's go!
Ouch!
You're done for!
Two more people!
You're done for!
Two more people!
A fight of all kinds!
Yes!
You're done for!
What's going on?
You're done for!
What's going on?
You're done for!
How could you do that to me?
It's the last one!
[Strength]
[Power]
TURN IT AROUND!
[Laughter]
I don't think it's gonna change.
It's not gonna change at all.
Here we go!
[Power]
Which one?
The answer is...
[Screaming]
Nobody can do it.
As I thought, Johnson has different guts.
Good job.
You know, you can do 30 times.
You can do it.
My heart hurts.
I want oxygen.
Then, let's do it.
Then, Johnson.
We'll do it in standby mode.
Vibration. Vibration.
Amazing.
Mom.
Amazing.
Mom.
The song will start soon.
In the meantime, you can go down the stairs.
In the meantime, you can go down the stairs slowly.
You can go down the stairs with enough vibration.
You can go down the stairs when you're out of breath.
My heart is pounding.
I'm sleepy.
Nobody's here.
Do we go up here?
Yes.
Go up.
As you go up, the song will start.
So, you can start singing.
One more time.
Are you okay?
- Kaori! - Yes!
- You're 12 years old. - Yes!
- Are you going to sing? - I'm out of breath!
- I know, but I'm going to sing. - Good luck!
- How do you want us to shoot you? - Cute!
- I wonder what's cute about you.
- Let's have Johnson sing for us! - Yes!
- This week's singer is... - Johnson!
- The first year singer! - Isn't he cool?
Let's have him sing. "Memory, the light of youth" by Johnson.
"Memory, Light of Youth" by Johnson.
Instant head touch, you lay me in grace As I submerge through your radiant space
My lady in lace, elegant pace Tell them I waste you, hate to shade and embrace
Betray me in taste of fine fruits of hard labor You want to squeeze into God's graveyard
Pardon me, love, but my behavior seems crass Grilling you as you pass
You're weak and boned, way beyond, tree smoking Kind of gag, young love, may I remind you?
Hell's right behind you
On that night when my heart was shattered You said goodbye with all your might
To my exhausted love I'll put back the key to this room
Goodbye Just take in my heart
I don't ever want to see you like that again Just take in my heart
You're the one I love
I don't mind if you tear up my memo But please read it to me until the end
It was the first time I was held so tenderly like that
I'm leaving you, but please don't love a new girlfriend like me
Goodbye
You looked like you were in a good mood.
John-san!
Yes!
How was it?
I feel good.
You feel good?
She's been doing this for 12 years and she's never done it before.
She was amazing just now, too.
What are you talking about?
You don't have to say you care about South Korea.
You looked like you were in a good mood.
That's because I won the long jump.
It's easy to want to do it alone.
But when you actually do it, there's a lot of pressure.
But it feels better to sing alone than singing with everyone in the morning, right?
Yes.
What would you do if you were asked to sing solo?
What?
If you were asked to sing solo...
What would you do?
What would you do, John-san?
What would you do if you were asked to sing solo?
What would I do?
Hmm...
No!
I'm a morning girl.
Abe-chan, what did you think of that?
I don't know.