AISubs v3.5
Today, we have a double member.
Please welcome Morning Musume's members!
Anyway, Morning Musume doesn't sit down right away.
That's how Morning Musume is.
On September 9th, there will be 9 of you, right?
No, there will only be one.
What?
One.
There will only be two of us.
Don't you have any resistance against it, everyone?
You're going to bully us, right?
No, we won't bully you.
Who is "super original"?
We are "super original".
"Super original".
Not "super original", but "super original".
It's not going to be 5 of you, but was it okay for Abe- chan to do it alone?
What are you talking about?
When I saw Spaka, it was Abe-chan who did it alone.
Isn't that it?
Yes.
I was really looking forward to it.
But which one is it? Is it cute?
No, it's not just this.
It's cute.
Seriously.
Then, everyone, stop it.
Will you do it with Abe-chan?
Why?
You're not on good terms with him, are you?
There are bad guys, aren't there?
Two, four, six, seven...
If there are only these people, there are bad guys.
Abe-chan is always active in singing.
She's forward-thinking.
If there are only these people, humanly speaking, there are bad guys.
It's like "do it, baby".
Johnson, are there bad guys? Are they all on good terms with you?
Well, I don't know...
You bullied these three, didn't you?
I didn't bully them. Kaori was bullied by Yaguchi earlier.
Why?!
She was really angry.
If I say it out loud, it'll sound like I'm lying.
What? What?
What happened when you changed your clothes?
I changed my clothes.
And then...
I heard that I wanted to leave the room.
Kaori changed her clothes really slowly.
Hurry up and do it!
Whenever Kaori changes her clothes, Yaguchi doesn't come out.
You don't have a timer, do you?!
Use it! Use it!
I think you can fight because you're close, right?
It's "tampopo".
That's right!
"Tampopo" is still on?
What?!
Oh, it's "tampopo".
That's right!
Why is she angry?
What's going on?
She's got a good face.
But, you know, as a leader...
Yes, I'll introduce you to the new members.
Okay! Come on, Yaguchi-san!
Okay, go to the middle.
How old are you?
I'm thirteen.
Thirteen years old?
Yes.
Thirteen years old?!
What should I call you?
You're fast, aren't you?
You're round, aren't you?
"Hara"!
You're "Hara" Koichi, right?!
You're "Sket"... "Sket"... "Light".. "Crazy Light".. "Light" is fine.
You look a little fishy, don't you?
You're making fun of Abe-chan, aren't you?!
You're making fun of her, aren't you?!
But you have a cute face, don't you?
Then introduce yourself first.
Johnson, you're laughing too much.
You poor thing.
But I said I love you!
Introduce yourself first!
Why are you the center of attention?!
Because you're taller than me!
Why did you say I'm ugly at the end?!
What are you talking about?! Shut up!
Please welcome, the first Morning Musume.
Sekigime "Oshikura Manjou"!
Everyone, please sit on this chair.
Those of you who fell first, please sit on the long chair over there.
Of course it's equal, right?
Abe-chan, you should take off your socks.
Please give me your socks.
What are you doing?!
Abe-chan and Makado are decided!
Mika-chan, you did it again!
What?!
You touched this part just now!
What's wrong with you?!
Amazing! Look at that! Amazing!
It's a real dodgeball match.
Like a noisy pig.
Dodgeball match!
Take it off and end it.
Should we leave it like this?
The time limit is two minutes.
During the two minutes...
When the two minutes are up...
The two people outside...
Will lose.
As usual... Where was it?
All of them are Superstars.
Wow!
These four Superstars...
One million and twenty million yen.
Wow!
When we decided to do this...
We had a meeting and...
One of you complained...
That you couldn't do it.
Complaining doesn't make sense.
It's not fair.
That's your problem.
What's your problem?
Because you're focusing on it.
There's no way I'm not focusing.
Is that so?
But you said that...
So we made a Johnson Bear.
So if you feel threatened...
You can go in like this.
Can I go in like this?
Yeah, Johnson.
You can't go in like this.
Johnson and Takata are outsiders.
Scary!
The time limit is two minutes.
Then let's go!
Scary, scary, scary!
There's no time!
Scary, scary, scary!
(Gasping)
(Growling)
(Screaming)
Hey! You are too far away!
We don't have time!
Wait! Wait!
We don't have time!
What is it? Quickly!
Who is in there?
Wait a minute!
(Screaming)
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
Ten
Nine
One
Two
One
(Whistle)
Abe-chan and...
Nakazawa...
Nakazawa Gaia!
(Whistle)
Yuma!
Abe-chan...
What?
What's with that room?
The songs are...
Polaroid products...
Edwin...
Kaot...
Provided by our sponsors.
Nakazawa, don't come forward!
Why don't you come forward?
Because I thought you were far away.
If you're there, the TV will show you!
No, it's fine.
The TV will show you there!
What?
On the TV.
It's fine, sit down.
Here, here, here.
So, basically...
Then, right?
Abe-chan and...
Nakazawa will be in the back...
Then, the others will be in the front...
Why is Nakazawa sitting in the middle?
It's my first time sitting in the middle!
Only Abe-chan can sit there!
No, because...
It's Abe-chan's designated seat!
Because...
Because Abe-chan is there, the morning will end.
Nakazawa, why are you sitting there?
Look at me!
Look!
Yes!
What are you doing?
I told you to laugh!
You made me laugh so much!
Now, everyone of Comic Buzz!
And the one in the middle is...
What is that?
First of all...
The new member, Goto Maki!
Yes!
Would you like to introduce yourself?
What?!
You were born in '60?
Yes!
'60... How old were you when you were born?
1985...
1985?!
You were born when you sang "Playing in the Rain"!
Good morning!
Oh, you don't know "Playing in the Rain"?
You won "Hanshin Tigers", didn't you?
I don't know.
There is no such thing as "Hanshin Tigers" behind your graduation album!
Then you don't know "Birth"?
I don't know.
Then you don't know "Birth" when you were shot in "Backstreet" when you sang "Playing in the Rain"?
Oh, you're good! You're innovative!
You finally showed up!
Tanshi, you often get angry, don't you?
Yes.
What do you get angry about?
When I'm with my siblings, I get angry right away.
You're so cute...
Siblings...
Oh, no...
I've never heard of it before.
You're right!
What?!
You're right!
But you have this profile!
I don't!
Then I know! I know!
Tanshi, what is it?
I think it's something to get angry about.
Fix it!
Be careful!
You're so cute...
You're siblings...
You have to fix it!
Fix it!
What do you get angry about?
When I'm with my siblings, I get angry.
Don't mess with me!
What siblings?
You've said "siblings" many times!
What?!
You've said "siblings" many times!
What's wrong with that?!
What's wrong with "siblings"?!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Let's talk about this in detail.
What are your shortcomings?
My shortcomings are...
I'm easily discouraged.
You're so cute...
What is the thing you've been afraid of recently?
I don't remember much...
I'm weak!
I don't know.
What?
What are you doing?
Wait!
Maki and Nachi, please cover the person next to you.
What?
What is it?
I don't know.
I don't know!
What is it?
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You're supposed to focus on Maki-chan this time.
- Oh, that's terrible. You're always like that.
You say "booska" (boostka) all the time, don't you?
- Booska? - You call yourself "kaiju booska"?
- He's a little bit of a punk, you know? - Shut up!
Shut up!
- Maki-san... - Yeah, Maki... I mean...
I'm a member of JRA.
Catch a dream!
- I love you more in person. - Really?
Cable~ Cable~ It's difficult!
I'm sorry, Hana-chan. I'm sorry for Maiki-chan.
What do you like to do? Karaoke? Cooking?
Like sweets.
Cute!
What kind of sweets?
Cookies and so on.
I'll cook for you next week.
Can you bake something?
You're staring at me, but what do you know?
What are you going to cook?
Nakata, come to the center!
What are you going to do?
Nakata, you're going to show your presence, aren't you?
Even if you're behind me...
What are you going to cook?
What do you like about your face and body?
I hate it!
Why? Show me.
It's weird. My parents say it's weird.
What's wrong with you?
Don't you know what's cute about you?
I don't know!
Don't say "chinchin" like that!
That's cute.
I'm glad it's not a live broadcast.
Treasure!
Doraemon key holder.
That's not it.
I got it from a friend.
So...
A school friend?
A friend who transferred.
You still care about it.
Right?
Why did you get it from a friend?
But it's Japan, right?
I got it from a friend.
But it's Japan, right?
If it's not you, then what is it?
That's right.
If it's not you, then what is it?
My treasure is...
A monkey doll.
What about it?
I got it from a friend who lived in the same apartment as me.
Are you stupid?
You know it, don't you?
I know it.
Why?
You always have it.
How old are you?
I'm embarrassed.
It's okay.
It's cute.
The song you're wearing now is...
"Anpanman".
It's cute.
It's exciting.
It's cute.
What kind of melody is "Anpanman"?
"Tantaka Tante".
Is it that cute?
It's cute.
It's exciting.
What's the title of the song you're wearing now?
It's normal, but it's "Star Wars".
It's cute.
It's getting more and more popular.
You're watching "Episode 1", aren't you?
It's cute.
We're all the same, right?
You sound like a mother.
What's Nakazawa's nickname?
Doremi.
Doremi, doremi, doremi.
Be positive, will you?
Let's move on.
What's your favorite food?
Candy.
Vegetables.
What vegetables do you like?
All of them.
Mom.
Mom, you like meat, don't you?
Mom, you like pork, don't you?
I like ginger roast.
That's my mom for you.
Are Morning Musume. Suzuki Ami and you on bad terms?
We're not on bad terms, but we're angry.
What about the sun and popcorn?
Is there anything like that in Shizuoka?
In Shizuoka, it's called "tsunku family", right?
So we don't have that.
They're older than us.
Who do you like better, Chekikko or Morning Musume?
Of course it's Morning Musume.
Abe, you're on fire.
Chekikko came out recently.
Isn't it the same as Chekikko?
When you say Morning Musume, it's rude to say Chekikko.
It's been a while since that girl came out.
She's laughing.
That's how it is.
I'll ask the others.
If you could form a separate unit like Maki and you did with "tampopo", who would you like to form?
That's good.
Isn't it just you, Johnson?
Why?
I do "tampopo", too.
You, too, Chuko!
I've done "tampopo", too.
You, too!
But we can't follow Johnson.
What?
Wait a minute. It's "tampopo", isn't it?
It's "tampopo", isn't it?
"tampopo" is fine, but if we form a unit like that, we can stand in the center.
I think so.
"tampopo" isn't good, is it?
Nagasawa said no.
No, it's not like that.
What do you mean?
It's like "unix".
What do you mean by "unix"?
Are you singing like a crow?
Excuse me, I'd like to ask you something.
What about "tampopo"?
What?
I want to do my best.
We'll do it. "tampopo" will do it.
She's coming.
Tell me what to do with "upmae".
Even if "tampopo" exists, if you want to form a unit, "tampopo" and "upmae" should leave "johnson" alone.
It's not like that.
"johnson" wants to go with "tampopo" and "upmae".
"tampopo" is doing "morning musume".
"tampopo" debuted 10 months ago.
They released 3 singles and 1 album.
What are you doing?
You just said "tampopo" to "maki", didn't you?
No, I said "tampopo" last time.
That's enough.
What are you doing?
Let's do it properly.
"tampopo" doesn't matter to us.
We'll do "tampopo", too.
But "maki"...
Let's do "upmae" and "tampopo" together.
No!
"johnson", "johnson", "johnson", "johnson"
Laugh!
That's enough.
We're talking about "tampopo".
"johnson", you should go out alone.
That's right.
"johnson"...
I'm "johnson".
We're talking about "tampopo".
Will you compose a song for me?
Yes!
"johnson", you should write a song for me.
That's right!
When you go out alone and release a song...
Go ahead!
"johnson"...
Go ahead!
You should write a song for me.
See?
It's true!
What should we do now?
Isn't this the best?
I wonder what to do!
So far it's been like this...
I'm sorry, guys.
Hey!
Why?
What?
Why are we the bad guys in the end?
We all want to work together.
So even if Gray is the bad guy, you won't do it alone?
You'll go with Tom, right?
Yes, I will.
That's funny.
So, for Johnson, let's all work hard.
I'll support you, too.
Okay? Everyone, please...
Why are you convincing me?
You're the one who's going to stand up.
I'm sorry.
Okay, it's over.