AISubs v3.5
If you look at this chair, viewers of television will know, but something happens behind the microphone.
The other day, we gave away a lot of viewership rates.
That "history game" gave away a lot of viewership rates.
Now, let's introduce our guests.
First of all, this week's star is...
Morning Musume's Mura-chan!
To the front! To the front! To the front!
Last time you came, it was last time you came.
- Are we doing it again? - We're doing it again!
- We did it! - From Nakazawa and Kinjo-san...
- We did it! - A lot of bad things came out of it.
- Yes. - We'll do it again this time!
- Is it fair this time? - This time...
Last time, there were a lot of "history games" that were released.
So we'll make it "friend park" status.
- This time, we'll do it like this. - Yes.
Ta-dah! We'll decide it with a dodgeball.
Last time, Zakao-chan...
- Yes. - Right?
He was a little harsh on Abe-chan.
- That's not good, right? - It's not good.
- It's not good.
- It's not good for us either, right? - Yes.
- So this time, we'll decide it with a dodgeball. - Yes.
The person who gets hit with the dodgeball...
The two people in the outfield will sit in the back.
- Ah, I see. - Yes.
The time is...
3 minutes.
When the buzzer goes off for 3 minutes...
The person in the outfield will sit in the back.
Scary.
Eh, I really don't like it!
Last time, Nakazawa and Johnson were in the back.
- The first one was in the outfield. - In the outfield.
In the outfield, you can hit and switch.
Is that dodgeball okay?
Isn't dodgeball okay?
The picture I want is...
Bang! You're wearing high heels...
Bang! You're like "Ah!"
Your balance is off and you're like "Gah!"
Again.
- Isn't dodgeball okay? - It's dangerous.
It's like...
It's going to explode!
- Is it okay? - Is it okay?
- Kiyo-chan, even moreover... - Take it off?
Is it poison?
I don't know if it's poison or not.
- Is it poison? - It's dangerous.
- This is dangerous. - Let's all take it off.
- Let's all take it off.
Morning Musume's "Take Off Your Shoes Picture".
It's nice for the winter.
It's like colors for the winter.
Right?
- Alright. - Let's do it!
- Let's do it!
- And... - Let's do it!
And... This time...
Me and Takaki-san will also be participating!
- What? - What?
- Why? - Why?
- Scary! - Scary!
- It looks like you're going to hit it on purpose! - What?!
- No way! - No way!
- It looks like you're going to hit it on purpose! - Don't do that!
- No way! - Don't do that!
Also, this time...
We're going to make it 30 million yen!
We've prepared a super solo camera.
This!
When you pick up the ball, you have to be careful not to sweat and spill it.
I want you to make fun of someone.
By the way...
Taka-san, Taka-san.
I...
I picked up the ball.
You did.
It's dirty!
Did you just pick it up?
I want you to make fun of someone.
I know.
OK, let's start.
OK, OK.
That's a girl.
That's a gorilla.
I'm scared!
That's a shampoo.
It's a shampoo.
There's something in it.
If you get it right, you'll get out of there.
Isn't it soft?
Ready...
No, I'm scared.
Start!
I'm so scared!
There's something in it!
OK, OK.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
Time's up!
I want you to make fun of someone.
I'm scared, I'm scared!
You got me!
I'm scared!
(dinosaur roaring)
(children screaming)
(dinosaur roaring)
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Be careful! Be careful!
Hey! Hey!
No! No!
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
One minute! One minute!
What did you say?!
I'm sorry!
What?!
20 seconds left!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
It's wrong! It's definitely wrong!
I said it's wrong!
I said it's fair!
It's fair!
But why did you all avoid it?
I said it's wrong!
I said it's right, but only Yuu-chan and Kaoru got it right.
You too!
Then let's play a one-on-one game with Natto.
You've said it so much.
Then you and I will play Gaia D.
No, it's the same after all.
One minute game! One minute game!
One minute!
I can't keep up with you.
If you can't hit me, we'll go behind you.
Come on, everyone!
Here we go!
It's scary!
Nakazawa and Johnson, this is your last chance!
Please teach us!
One minute!
Until it's two minutes!
Ready!
One minute!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Growling)
Johnson and...
Takada?
The song is for Edwin, Kao...
Paula and Johnson.
And sponsored by me.
Today, we have brought you Morning Musubi's Zaggebox.
Here it is!
Wow!
Today...
Last time, Morning Musubi said that we are not good friends.
Today, we are going to make up for it.
To make it better.
Yes.
First of all, this is for me.
Morning Musubi's Zaggebox.
Wow!
I'm scared.
This is it, right?
Yes.
Wow!
Wow, it's amazing!
When I went shopping with you...
Zaggebox.
Seeing you buying everything from Zaggebox...
I thought about money, roots and importance of money.
I'm sorry.
Wine, girls, pffft.
That's fine.
You said you would pay for it.
I'm saying this for myself.
What?
I promised you I wouldn't say my name.
Didn't you say it? I'm sorry.
Hurry up and answer the question.
I know life is tough.
But I bought many expensive things.
What did you buy?
Like Prada.
See? See?
It's fine even if you don't buy it!
What?
But it's a reward, so it's fine for me.
For you?
You're rich!
No, I'm not! I'm poorer than you, but...
Nagata is saving up right now!
Talking about saving up...
Saving up is...
It's called "The Empire Data Bank" by entertainers, you know.
You know, I used to be an OL, so...
Mmm!
But, you know...
I'll work hard and...
Oh, sorry! What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
No, it's not like that today!
It's not like that, but you're behind me!
Well, I can't talk to Abe-chan or anything like that, so I'm sorry. Don't talk too much.
You're crazy!
But, you know, today...
I said I'd do it fair and square!
Beep!
Calm down!
Wait a minute!
Oh, oh, what's this?
Oh, oh, oh...
What's this?
What is he getting?
Nakai-kun has gone crazy!
Um...
I got Danpopo's album, but...
I've never listened to it.
It's frustrating.
I'm sorry.
No way! We all listened to it!
Shut up right now!
If you got Tampopo's album, you're not a member of Tampopo, right?
I'm sorry for upsetting you.
Huh? Why?
Who's Tampopo?
1, 2, 3. 3 of you, right?
Other than that...
Abe-chan, you should've asked properly!
Abe-chan, you like Tampopo's album, right?
Tampopo?
Tampopo doesn't work!
It doesn't work!
It doesn't work! It doesn't work! It doesn't work!
Right, Nacchi?
Nacchi?!
We all didn't listen to it.
Right, right!
What do you like about Tampopo's album?
Tampopo?
Which song do you like about Tampopo's album?
There's a song called "Tampopo".
What song?
You didn't listen to it!
How many times did you listen to it?
What? I did!
You're being sentimental, right?
Yuu-chan listened to it.
Nacchi said she listened to it because it was in the magazine.
To be honest.
Nacchi didn't listen to it.
That's why it was in the magazine.
It's fine! The other members aren't interested in Tampopo!
When Tampopo is working, he says, "Do your best! It's tough, but..."
But in reality, he doesn't support us from the bottom of his heart.
I don't think so!
Abe-chan said it! "What's with that group?"
I didn't say it!
What?!
I didn't say it!
You said it! The other day!
You said you wanted to drink tea with me and Akizawa.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry!
It's been a while since you said that!
It's not like I didn't listen to it, but...
I put it on my disc and said, "I'm sorry I didn't listen to it."
That means...
Nacchi said it!
Who said it?
Nacchi said it.
That's good!
But he said it as a confession.
I'm sure he'll listen to it from now on.
What should I say?
It's frustrating!
Isn't it like that for everyone?
Different members' voices.
It's like that.
That's why I'm jealous of you.
But we sing "Morning Musume."
Even if we're jealous of you, we'll listen to you.
I'm sorry.
I'm jealous of you.
Even if it's "Morning Musume." I want to sing it.
I want to sing it.
Are you bad at it?
I'm doing my best.
Everyone's doing their best.
I'm doing my best, too.
You're bad at it!
You're bad at it, too?
That's not true!
What?
You're still bad at it!
That's not true!
I don't want you to say it to me.
I'll leave it at that!
Let's move on.
Tanpop can only sing in a normal singing room.
But I'm a chomechome, so I can't sing in a singing room, either.
Why am I the only one who's chomechome?
Tanpop cursed and cried.
I'm sorry.
What's that?
What's "chomechome"?
I don't know!
I don't know what you're saying.
What do you mean?
So...
When I read it...
Yuu-chan...
I know!
It's "enka."
But "enka" is always in "Nikkan Sports"'s "best of enka."
You watch it in detail.
Amazing.
But it's fine.
Yuu-chan appears in a lot of "enka" shows.
She does.
Right?
By the way, Ishikuro...
Yes?
Why do you have such a dark foundation on your face?
Well...
Both.
Really? I'm scared!
My whole face is coming forward!
Wait a minute!
It's coming forward!
What is this?!
Ishikuro...
Forward! Forward! Forward!
The camera is coming towards you!
It's like Meiji's rugby club.
Forward! Forward!
Next? Me?
Stop it. Stop it.
Okay, I'll say it.
When Natchi and I were staying in a hotel room,
we woke up in the middle of the night because a ghost was coming out of Natchi's room,
but we slept together.
This time, a ghost came out of my room and knocked on Natchi's door desperately,
but she never opened it for me.
I was a little angry. I'm sorry.
I understand, Natchi.
So you didn't keep it locked up?
It seems like it.
I know who it is.
You don't have to say it.
Isn't Johnson a ghost?
That's rude!
That's so rude!
I've been thinking about it for a while now,
but Kaoriya is a girl.
Treat her like a girl.
I know!
Don't call her a ghost.
She's cute, Johnson.
No, she's not!
Don't mess with me! She's cute, Johnson.
Is that so?
I'm sorry.
This is the last one.
Do you have it?
I want to change my age and appearance as much as possible.
When I sing, I'm the main character, so there are many times I appear on TV, but even when I'm singing, I appear.
I count the number of times I appear without thinking.
I'm sorry. Bye, Nakazawa.
You're older than me!
Is it okay?
Don't say my name!
Why do you count the number of times you appear on TV?
Don't you count?
I count.
What do you count?
My number of cuts.
That's good!
I want you to count at least the number of times you sing.
Sometimes you sing, but Abe-chan appears.
I can't accept that.
It can't be helped because you like cameras.
You have a loud voice.
Other than that, when you play history or dodgeball, you count the number of times you appear on TV.
That's because I'm being tricked.
Do you count your number of cuts, Abe-chan?
When I heard you say that, I thought you were counting.
I didn't have it.
Nakazawa, get out of the beauty salon!
Get out of the beauty salon!
She went to a beauty salon recently.
That's right.
It's up there.
Even though she won rock-paper-scissors last time,
Takahashi-san's strategy was decided in the back seat.
She was very depressed and told her mother about it.
When Takahashi-san told her about it, she said she wouldn't look at it anymore.
She apologized to her mother.
She said she wouldn't look at it anymore.
Who said who? I don't know.
They were in the back seat because they were addicted to comedy.
No matter how you look at it, I don't think Nakazawa is calling his mother "mother".
She's your mother, isn't she?
You can call me "mother", too.
Why did you say that?
Um...
Because...
Because of what?
Let's say this is a singing room and this is a school.
Let's say this is a school and we are students.
I'm a teacher.
Oh, a teacher.
I'm very selfish.
What?
You're selfish?
I'm not!
You are!
Because...
No, you're selfish.
I'm not!
You're cute, Johnson!
You're Johnson!
That's not it!
Don't say bad things about me! I don't want you to hate me!
Even if you don't say it, do you know it's on TV?
Mom?
Mom what?
Um...
Mom said her chest hurts.
Chest hurts?
That's why...
Then bring mom here next time.
Mom, sometimes...
Is it mom?
I'll call you by your eyeball.
Really?
Then call mom of John and mom of Nakasa.
Really? Will she come?
There's no way she'll come.
This is the last one.
Listen carefully.
Later, when the three of you joined...
When you joined...
I'm listening!
Listen!
Why? Why?
What's wrong with you?
When I'm talking, you interrupt me.
No!
What's wrong with you?
No!
What's wrong with you?
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Taka-san is picking up Yuu-chan.
What?
Isn't it Yuu-chan?
Because...
Why are you picking up?
If you pick up, I'll be in trouble.
If you leave it alone, you'll be tricked.
Why am I being tricked?
I'm not being tricked by Nakasa.
I'm not being tricked!
You're mistaken.
Huh?
Don't deceive me.
Right?
I'm talking and you're hurting me.
I'll tell mom.
Johnson was talking to me...
and I got hit and hurt.
The same pain in my heart.
What?
If you say that, I'll go to my mom and see my mom's unbelieveable.
I'm glad you're happy.
You're cute.
When the three of you came in later...
I'll make you stop.
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
I'm picking up girls!
I'm not!
So you two, talk!
What's wrong with you?
You always sit in the back and I don't like you being in the center!
Then don't pick up girls.
I'm not!
You are!
I'm not!
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
I want to talk to you!
Shut up in the back!
Seriously!
So don't interrupt me!
Then ignore me.
What? Me?
No, you're talking too much.
You're making too much noise.
Because you picked up girls.
You're making too much noise! Shut up!
Shut up!
When the other three members come in,
can you do something about it?
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
Don't pick up girls!
You sit in the back!
If you sit in the back, that won't happen, right?
You can sit in the back.
If you read this now, you can sit in the back.
Next to Mr. Takahashi.
You sit in the back.
I'm scared.
What's wrong with you?
Of course you'll be quiet!
See?
Of course you'll be quiet!
Right?
It's been a while, Johnson.
Johnson, that's enough.
I'm happy for you, Johnson.
Okay, let's go!
Taka-san, give me that. It's disgusting.
What's disgusting about you?
My mother will never forgive me.
When I was a baby, my mother told me I was like an angel.
For the first time in 38 years, I've been told I'm disgusting.
She said you're disgusting.
She noticed it.
I'll say it.
When three of the members come in later, I think we can do something about it.
I couldn't accept it because of my weird pride.
At first, I completely ignored it.
I was pissed off when she talked to me.
I'm sorry.
How disgusting!
Stop it!
What?
Stop it!
You know...
What?
I told you before.
What did you say?
I said I'm sick of it.
Who else?
Me!
You three...
What do you mean?
You should have done it normally.
You only said "It's beautiful, isn't it?"
What?
That's not true!
That's what you said at first.
That's right.
You should have been careful at first.
Especially you, Ishiguro.
That's scary.
Until the end...
You know...
We called each other by nicknames.
I wanted you to call me by my nickname.
Until the end, you called me Ishiguro.
That's scary.
Why?
What?
That's not true.
It was scary at first.
But Ayappe didn't call me by my nickname.
No way!
That's not true!
Kaori accepted it, didn't she?
But Kaori said she was sick of me at first.
See? See?
That's not true!
You're sick of me!
But you should say you're sick of me, right?
Do you think I'll eat you up?
About this matter?
Yes.
About this matter...
I knew it.
What did you think when you three came in?
Out of you five,
I think Ayappe said you three the most.
That's not true!
But...
She did say it.
But when you three came in...
I don't want you to say you're sick of me.
That's not true!
But you know...
I'm sick of you!
But...
I'm sick of you!
That's not it.
But...
But you know...
You three came in and I don't want you to say you're sick of me.
That's not it!
But...
But you all said it.
You all said it.
But you know...
Until you debuted, you came in as five...
I thought you might fall apart.
I don't know about that!
We all thought you might.
So you don't have to say it now.
You're lying!
You don't have to say it now.
I didn't say it.
You're worse than a cat.
But you know...
You're open now and you can say it now.
I think it's a good thing.
So you should be careful.
You can say it now.
I think you can say it now.
You're saying it for me, right?
I see!
You're saying it for me, right?
I see!
I'm sorry I brought you here.
If you still hate it, you can't say it.
You're like a middle schooler.
I'll clean up.
You're bad.
What's that?
You're bad.
What?
What's that?
You're bad.
What?
Does that mean you asked her to do this?
What?
You asked her to do this?
You're so mannish!
OK, let's sing!
Is this a new song?
Yes!
I was wearing blue clothes the other day.
I was watching TV and everyone was trying too hard.
Why?
Didn't you all try too hard?
What?
It's so bright.
You're so weird!
It looks good.
It looked really painful.
Seriously, isn't it painful?!
Then, Morning Musumen.'s...
Tanpopo's "Daigo," right?!
Huh?!
Do you like it?!
Then, let's drink it!
You can't do that in the morning!
But if you all really like Tanpopo...
Then, I'll drink it, too!
Is there a new song?
There is!
The third one...
Can I say it?
It's a public announcement song.
Public announcement song?!
Yes.
You don't have to play the song.
Just play the picture.
If you don't like it, just play the picture.
Then, let's listen to Morning Musumen.'s song!
Yes!
Then, please listen!
Morning Musumen.'s...
"Furusaso"!
If I lived alone in Tokyo,
I would know the kindness of morning.
If I was alone in Tokyo,
I would fall in love with him.
Even if I miss you and cry,
I can't say it.
I'll go home for the next holiday.
Even if my tears don't stop,
I'll scold you like I used to.
I wonder if my tears won't stop.
If you saw a shooting star, what would you wish for?
Shalalala...
Even if my tears won't stop, I'll say goodbye to you like I used to.