AISubs v3.5
Well, it's been a while. It's September 27th, Thursday.
Well, let me introduce our guests.
Asuka Tsukuda left and now has seven members.
Let me introduce them.
Morning Musume's members!
What do you think?
I don't know.
What is it?
I don't know.
Why?
Because we haven't decided seats yet.
That's right.
Let's decide seats!
Yes!
There are many seats here.
One, two, three, four, five seats!
Because...
One, two, three, four, five seats from me.
So, next to Takagi-san...
Up until now, Fukuda...
Bowling girl.
Bowling girl has been here.
Bowling!
Because she's always busy, she appears a lot on TV.
A lot.
If I were her, I wouldn't appear that much!
But these two are even worse.
You couldn't enter last time, right?
That's right, it was hard to enter last time.
This time, I want to enter between the first and fifth frames.
You don't want to talk to the person behind you, do you?
I do want to talk, but...
I'm pushed by the person in front of me.
It's hard for me to say anything.
It's hard for you to say anything.
Johnson is better.
Johnson is...
Because you say it like that, I'm always talking about Johnson.
That's good.
I don't like it.
Why?
Because there's a name called Iida Kaori.
It's not Iida Kaori, but Johnson's name that's making me nervous.
That's right.
Babe Ruth isn't really Babe Ruth.
What are you saying?
Hope's real name is...
That's why it's Ruth.
You're not Belle!
That's the last one.
Well, let's decide on the next one!
Okay.
The rules are...
First, all seven of you will take six chairs and have to move one.
Okay, chairs, enter!
Wow!
As I thought...
Huh?
This chair is a shine.
That's right, this chair is shine.
speaking of which, in elementary school...
I'm glad you could smell the girl you like in the morning with the mic cushion you brought with you.
The worst!
What?
The worst!
Have you ever done that?
No, I haven't!
I've licked the girl's butt, though.
Pervert!
Okay, this is a one-man show. Are you ready?
If I go behind Abe-chan, it's going to be a big problem.
I know, right?
Why are you worried about Abe-chan?
Why are you worried about us?
Because Abe-chan is the worst!
What's wrong?
I'm trying to decide who's next.
I'm trying hard, but I can't say it like that!
I know!
That's wrong!
No!
I'm going to decide who's next.
Abe-chan doesn't have any chance of winning, right?
That's right.
Right?
Everyone agrees with me!
But you know it, right?
I'm trying to say who's next.
No, I was first in order of age.
I see.
Now, we're going to decide who's next.
Only today?
If you don't like it, you can go to the sun and Siscon.
Siscon!
But if you five are in front of me, you'll have more chances to talk.
There's a lot of things in the back that no one notices even if you talk about it a little.
With that in mind, I'd like you all to participate in this game.
Can I show you my underwear?
With that kind of feeling...
Let's fight and get angry and say "ah!"
Like "deronko!"
Let's fight and get angry and say "ah!"
Like "deronko!"
Come on!
Now, everyone, please stand in line.
I'm so nervous.
You know, everyone's wearing high heels today.
You'll stop when I say "ah!"
When the music stops, sit down at the same time.
If you get angry, you're done for.
So, like a man standing still, like this...
As soon as I say "ah!", you sit down like this.
I'm sure you'll be able to do it.
If you do that...
I'm going to remove you from Morning Senmusume.
It can't be helped. Focus on your studies.
I can't go back.
I don't want to.
You're so reserved.
You're dressed like a woman.
Now, everyone, please stand in line.
I don't like this.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
Wait a minute!
It's not good for you to go behind Abe-chan.
Let's continue!
That's a personal opinion of yours.
What is this?
No matter how you think about it now, it's half and half!
You said "let's continue" because Abe-chan went behind you, didn't you?
That's right!
Why?
It's decided if I don't sit down, right?
No way!
Let's do it one more time!
Let's do it one more time, and if it's like this, let's do rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?!
Wait a minute!
What are you doing?!
Don't hit my face!
Is this what you want?!
I don't like this at all!
If it's like this, let's do rock-paper-scissors!
That's right!
But if it's like this, you'll say you want it, right?!
Seriously?!
I'll definitely do my best!
Akirisuke, please! Akirisuke!
Akirisuke!
Okay, one, two, okay, Akirisuke!
Akirisuke, please!
Do your best!
Akirisuke!
Okay, everyone, please!
I want it right away!
Take it! Take it!
Come on! Come on!
No way!
No!
Come on!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up!
What are you doing?!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What are you doing?!
What?!
What?! What?!
This is so annoying!
Mom's getting mad!
I was dancing properly just now!
Then Mom will...
Eat you!
I'll eat you too!
Damn it!
You're too much!
You're a woman and you say "damn it"!
Damn it!
I can make one of you into Johnson, right?!
Oh, you can't?
The staff told me earlier...
You can't do that!
There's no way I can do that!
This chair is too narrow!
You can't do that!
What?!
The person who sits closest to me is the winner!
The person who sits closest to me is next to you!
Then I'll tell you when Abe-chan comes, okay?
What?!
Thank you!
Then when Abe-chan comes closest, say "I'm almost there"!
You can't do that!
Look over there!
Here I go!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute! Ishii-san, why are you all running so fast?
This is a good fight!
Rock-paper-scissors?
Then, we'll have a one-on-one fight!
One-on-one?
One-on-one and rock-paper-scissors!
I'm scared!
One-on-one fight, okay?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Then, one-on-one fight!
One-on-one fight!
Everyone, everyone, everyone!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Then, we'll have a one-on-one fight!
Wait, why?
Why did you win?
When?
I'm going home!
Why are you leaving me behind?
Then, we lost one-on-one.
What?
We lost one-on-one.
That's fine! Let's do it!
One-on-one!
Okay, fine!
One-on-one!
I didn't think you guys were this cruel.
What?
I didn't think you guys were this cruel.
You're from TBS, right?
No, we're not!
TBS people are nice people, but...
I'm talking about my friendship with Taka-san.
Ah!
I got a really bad image!
Ah, image down!
Even though I like Johnson!
Even though I like Jones!
Even though I wanted to exchange diaries!
Fine!
You think you're so easy?
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it!
Kaot
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Ah, I want the blue sky to smile for me.
I wonder if we'll ever have a day like this.
Ah, good things are piled up too much.
Ah, men's faces are distorted.
Even so, I'll keep going.
I'll do my best, but...
Ah, you're here in this summer.
I'm not lonely.
Endless, endless summer.
Ah, I love you.
I want to shout it out.
Open the window.
Endless, endless summer.
No matter how many times I go,
it doesn't matter.
I don't want to change.
Tonight, endless night.
Ah, you're here in this summer.
I'm here, I'm not lonely.
And I love, and I love summer.
Ah, I love you.
I want to shout it out now.
Open the window.
And I love, and I love summer.
Even if I'm caught up in it.
I'll never stop.
I don't want to change.
Tonight, and I love summer.
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
It's hard to be in a tax system.
That's enough.
Yes, it's decided!
It's absolutely calculated.
What?
We're behind.
I don't know.
You don't know!
I don't know!
Kouri said thank you and said it again.
If Kouri sits in a chair now, he'll say it again.
I won't say it!
I said it when we played rock-paper-scissors.
You can sit in the back if you listen to me.
Shut up!
You're annoying me.
Shut up! I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Keiji is down.
You're so mean.
Can you blur it out?
No!
We're going to have another segment.
It's called "Morning Musume - Ikari no Keiji"!
Yay!
If you think I or Takaaki said something unpleasant,
please press the button in your hand.
If you press it hard, this machine will go up.
It will go up.
If it goes up, we have to apologize.
Shall we try it?
"Morning Musume - Ikari no Keiji" presents?
To our viewers.
To our viewers!
What is it?
"Morning Musume - Ikari no Keiji" presents...
What is it?
What?
(Going crazy, going crazy, going crazy)
(Going crazy, going crazy)
Why? Why? Why?
This came out of "Morning Musume", didn't it?
It was in "Morning Musume"!
What is that?
What is this?
Isn't this right?
What is this?
No, it's from "Morning Musume"...
Yes, it's from "Morning Musume", and it's this!
What is it?
Why do you keep hitting me, Johnson?
Johnson, give it back!
Give it back!
Johnson!
This is the worst!
Why?
The person who made the video is the worst, but...
The person who tried to bring me here is also the worst.
But who is the worst?
Give it back!
This is scary.
Now, before we begin...
In this bookcase...
There are warnings and things you want to say to each other.
I don't know what you wrote!
This is scary!
But I don't know who wrote it!
I won't raise my hand, but...
I'd like you all to share your stories with me.
This is the "Morning Musume" bookcase!
Let's start with the first one!
Ta-dah!
Um...
The smell is...
When you eat something, there's always...
Garbage around your mouth and it gets dirty.
That's what you're saying, right?
It's a warning that you shouldn't do it.
Yes.
Let's continue!
Well, this is important.
Yuu-chan is... Nakazawa, right?
Yuu-chan will grab anything and try to buy it for 1 yen cheaply.
Is it no good?
I'll go next!
I'm sorry, I was behind you.
Why?
I'm far away.
Can you talk to me?
No, no, no!
Hey...
I'll do it, I'll do it.
I'll talk and you'll be surprised.
Is this okay?
Nacchi's makeup is too long.
Don't you think you're the only one who thinks you're cute?
What? No way!
Wait a minute!
My makeup time is normal.
Most of the time?
It's even.
How long is yours, Abe-chan?
Normal.
About the same as everyone else's.
About 30 minutes per person?
20 minutes per person?
20-30 minutes?
I don't know who wrote this, but it's a big problem!
Who wrote this?!
Did you really write this?
I did!
Answer me!
I did!
I'll say it!
Who wrote it?
I'm sorry!
Who wrote it?!
I know who wrote it, but you can't say it!
Who, Abe?
You're from Hokkaido!
I'm from Hokkaido!
What, Abe?
Who, Abe?
I don't know.
Who, Abe?
My makeup time is also normal!
I know!
What are you guys looking at?!
No!
You're looking at us!
You're looking at everyone!
What?
No, I mean, what?!
No!
I don't want to!
No, you don't have a voice coming out of your back, you have a big voice.
I want to talk!
Where do you want to talk?
I want to sing!
Nacchi!
Nacchi says she's gotten taller and taller, but in reality she hasn't grown at all.
I've grown!
I haven't grown at all!
That's what we're saying from our perspective!
Why do you say that?!
It's not written there!
It's like...
You're behind me and you don't listen to me and you're a bad person!
This seat is the worst!
That's what we're all saying!
Nacchi, we're all saying it!
Yeah, it's nice to see you like that.
But when you look back...
It's like you're looking at number one.
Yeah, it's more like we're looking at you than we're looking at you like this.
But Nacchi is sharp!
Now, follow me!
I have something I keep secret from the members.
Actually, unlike everyone else, I can't see.
Yes. Running around the house or running a marathon.
To be honest, we may be friends, but we are rivals.
I keep my efforts a secret.
I think the person who wrote this is overconscious.
What do you mean?
Because you all make efforts that you can't see, don't you?
We all do.
What efforts?
Kaori works out every night.
You shouldn't have written it.
You shouldn't have written it, girl.
Isn't it you?
Why?
Did you write it and stick it in yourself?
No!
That's not how it's done.
Let's continue!
Ishiguro's gazebo is always wide open when he's asleep.
It's not funny.
I wonder if you have a lot of experience?
What?
Who wrote this?
Which one?
Which one did you write?
So when you're asleep, if you know where you're at, you're sleeping with your eyes open, right?
With your eyes open.
And you spread your legs out about two seats wide and gradually reach your chest.
Gradually?
That's right.
Don't sleep!
This happens!
But it's consciousness.
There's no place for it.
Consciousness, consciousness.
While you're sleeping...
But you do it when you're awake!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Why do you say that?
You just said you don't know.
No, I'm talking about when you're asleep.
I'm talking about when you're awake.
You don't know, do you?
But you're still open when you're awake, right?
Ishiguro.
Yalbesa.
Please be careful when you're awake.
I'll fix it for you.
Don't know when you're asleep. Fix it for me.
Fix it for me!
If you fix it for me, I'll cut it.
Fix it for me!
Both of you are like that.
Kourin, when you came in the middle of the car, you died of boredom.
Until now.
If you say it like that, you'll get angry.
You'll get angry!
Yalbesa!
What? What?
Of course, it's Yalbesa!
I'm not lying, it's Yalbesa!
You look like you've been caught up in something with your own face in the mirror.
Yalbesa is very scary, so please stop.
I didn't see it!
I saw it!
I saw it, but I'm lying again!
One, two...
Why...
What? What? Why?
Why do you always bully me like that only when I'm with you?
Bullying?
Are you planning something?
No, I'm not planning anything.
Are you that scary?
If you're that scary, I'm scared of you!
Laugh!
Are you that scary?
Don't you have a self-awareness disorder?
I don't.
Don't you look in the mirror that much?
I don't look in the mirror that much.
You're lying!
If you have 30 minutes, you can say it for 30 minutes.
I'm not saying it!
If you say it, you can say it for 30 minutes.
Do it now!
Do you like your own face?
I hate it.
Why do you have such a cute face?
I'm cute.
If you think you're cute, you should imitate me.
I'm cute, aren't I, Ms. Jones?
You're not cute.
To be honest, I was shocked.
People around me are representatives of you.
They say I look like Mr. Ishibashi, but I don't think I do.
Have you seen the other members?
Who do you think you look like?
Famitit.
I like it.
You like it, don't you?
But...
I let you escape on your own.
So, Morning Musume, you have something for us, don't you?
It's my word, isn't it?
Taka-san and Nakai-kun's Morning Musume,
There are people you like and people you don't like.
There are.
There are people you like and people you don't like?
It's written here. Who wrote it?
Me!
It says there are people you like and people you don't like.
But there are, aren't there?
And you know, Taka-san,
Natsu and Yuu-chan, you only talk about them.
It's fine, isn't it? I'm sitting in front of you.
I've been beaten up too much.
It's fine, isn't it?
Do you want to be beaten up?
It hurts.
I want to be beaten up.
People who bully you are people you like.
It's fine, isn't it?
Then, all of you...
Also, Yamato-kun, what do you do for a living?
Yes, my first name is Shibata.
You don't remember at all.
I really don't remember my speed or my max speed.
I don't remember anything when I become older.
Please remember it now.
Night sniffle.
Amazing.
You don't remember, do you?
Kaka-da.
Lastly, in the nurse's office,
they wrote "tambo-no-ta" and it's "yasuda".
In the nurse's office, they wrote "tambo-no-ta" and it's "kaka-da".
Wait a minute.
There's something I'm really curious about.
I'm an ex-member of this group, but you don't remember, do you?
I do remember.
Have you ever been called a "jitter"?
Wait and see.
You definitely don't know.
It hurts.
You definitely don't know.
That's why you don't know.
Kugimatsu.
No, it's not.
See?
You definitely don't remember.
Bessho.
Correct?
Finally.
Ichi-i, right?
Abe-chan, right?
Yaguchi, right?
Eguro.
Ichi-i.
Abe-chan.
Yaguchi.
Ichi-i.
You definitely don't remember.