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Now, it's time for "Ojobo Odama"!
Today we have a special edition of "Nijigan"!
The first episode is "Nijigan" special edition.
The first episode is "Nijigan"!
Right!
I'll do my best!
Now, let's get started!
Every time we introduce a bunch of guests,
but since it's a special edition,
even where it's jammed...
What?
Strawberries?!
What?!
It's called "jamming".
It's like an artist joining in.
It's called "jamming".
Don't you say "marmalade"?
It's "jamming"!
Today, we'd like you to jam with us in part 10 and 12 of our talk.
Now, let's get started!
First, we have everyone from "Yaen" and "Morning Muse"!
Hello!
Wow!
Now, please welcome "Morning Muse"!
Watch your step.
Thank you.
That's a lot of people.
Now, this time, I think we both have a very strong sense of rivalry.
You've been an amateur until recently, and you're being criticized now.
We're not amateurs!
We're artists!
What?
We're definitely not artists!
I like Abe-chan.
No.
Abe-chan, Abe-chan, Abe-chan!
Abe-chan, in the middle, say "ah-ahn"!
Everyone say "ah-ahn"!
Now, please watch this video. Here you go!
"This year's Yaen fortune-telling".
It's 40 minutes from Kuwait's Kuwaiti capital Kuwait.
In one of its three villages, there is a fortune- teller who uses magic that has been passed down in Malaysia for a long time.
In the house taught by the children, there is a suspicious sign in Arabic.
Apparently, there is no mistake.
When we went inside, we saw a man making a strange movement.
He said "mohammed sadah".
He is said to be "bomoh", a traditional Malaysian fortune-teller.
They, the "bomohs", have mysterious powers.
Not only fortune-telling, but also treating illnesses and injuries...
And sometimes, they are believed to even cast curses.
The "bomohs" are asked to do fortune-telling with the members of Yaen.
Let's see the photos.
"Bomohs" took out "lime".
This is "lime fortune-telling".
It's a fortune-telling in which you cut lime's flesh and read its future.
What will happen to them this year?
Ah, I can see ominous signs, but...
This man...
The reason why he was chosen as an ominous man is because of his high voice and camera quality.
This man is at his worst this year.
He's not very proactive.
This man...
He's quite a robot.
That's not good!
No gambling this year!
Otherwise, within a year, the group will be disbanded.
Oh, this man...
It seems like you're taking good care of others.
That gives you good influence on the group and brings you good luck.
However...
This is also a bad story if you don't gamble this year.
If you don't, you'll lower the goodwill of others.
I'll wipe it off with a pen!
Wait, wait!
Pen production!
That's right!
Pen production!
That's not pen production!
Wait, this is a video taken by the staff of TBS!
Wow, they must have used this somewhere!
They took it on purpose!
No, it's a set!
A set!
Don't gamble!
Understood!
But this man...
This man...
I can only hear about the new debt collection!
My hair is clean and nothing is happening!
I can only hear about the new debt collection!
Let's go with "morning girl"!
It's not "morning girl", it's "morning girl"!
Let's go with "morning girl"!
Please watch!
We hate this year's "morning girl".
We were driving for about an hour.
In a village with a little dangerous smell.
As soon as we got out of the car, this happened.
Villagers around us gathered one after another and surrounded us.
Let's go inside!
Suddenly, we're surrounded by a strange sight.
Further, as we go deeper...
There it is!
That's right! He is the most trusted magician in Kenya, Elie Oyuki.
In his primitive African fortune-telling, this mysterious book and strange medicine are used.
Let's get his fortune told!
In my opinion, this group's fortune this year is quite good.
Especially, this girl...
This girl is leading the group.
As long as she's here, this group will be fine this year as well.
On the other hand, there's a girl with bad luck.
And that's...
this girl.
What's bad about her is that, unfortunately, she doesn't have any luck as a man.
This year, she'll be dating several men, but they'll break up soon.
But, all of the girls in this picture are cute.
Especially, this girl.
From the first time I saw her, my blood was boiling.
Her blood is asking for my blood.
My blood is boiling?
Isn't that your title?
Is it the same as mine?
Well, these two groups may have many rivalries, but...
we've made a survey this year.
Let's start with Morning Musume.
First...
My mother and her dirty place?
What are you saying, mother?
Nothing.
You're the oldest one, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
No, but...
Compared to Yae-san, you're young.
Yes, I'm young.
But you're younger than Yae-san.
The other members are 16 and 17, right?
Yes.
Hey, Abe-chan is 17, right?
Yes.
Fukuda is...
putting his shoes out at the bowling alley.
Put them out?
That's too much.
Why?
Fukuda was at the bowling alley the other day.
Put them out?
Yes, 27 centimeters high.
No, I'm not.
You're not dirty?
No, I'm not.
Is Yae-san dirty?
Yae-san is dirty!
Is Yae-san dirty?
My father was an artist until recently.
Right?
You're saying you're old, aren't you?
What? Am I old?
No, you're not.
You're young.
You're dancing on your own.
I like that a little.
I love that kind of talk.
But, you know,
my boyfriend
said he did it even though he didn't do it.
It's true.
I found out the other day.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it.
I've heard that a lot, but I haven't done it.
It's the first time I'm doing it with someone I know.
I love you.
Go wash up!
I love you, too!
OK, everyone,
Morning Messages.
This one's mixed up.
Let's see the first one!
A star that all of you have.
That's a misunderstanding.
What misunderstanding?
Ice.
"Shodou" 6 dan.
What?
"Shodou" 6 dan.
"Shoku" 6 dan.
Can you eat it like that?
It's delicious.
It's delicious!
But...
Can you eat it like that?
It's delicious!
If you're afraid of eating it later, I'll just put it in now.
Explain it to me.
Can you eat it like that?
B-but...
I don't have a golf club.
You haven't worked yet.
That's right, it's true.
In the end, you had a mouthful of ice cream.
If that's the case, isn't Yainon a little ahead of you?
No, but it's not half and half.
What do you mean by "half and half"?
It's not all half and half, is it, Fukuda?
What?
Look at these legs!
There's no such thing as "half and half"!
He said it. How cruel! How cruel of you to say that!
How cruel!
It's not just me!
For kids under half and half...
It's not just me!
...who have thick legs...
You're the one who's saying it!
...who use a lot of ointment...
It's not good at all, right?
It's not good!
I hate it when everyone in the show says it like this!
Kamori Chorus's wonderfulness.
You're all mouthless, aren't you?
She's singing.
Morning Musume is singing, right?
Mouthless!
You're all mouthless, aren't you?
If you open your mics like this, you can't hear anything!
Can't you have weird confidence?
Weird confidence. Can't you have that?
Can't you have that?
It's not like I'm going to sing like that!
I don't even want to sing!
This show is brought to you by...
Hey, Yae is losing!
Right? Right?!
It's like this, right?!
If you do it like this for the first half, it's like this for the second half...
That's right! I'm going to turn it around!
You don't want to do it, do you?!
Now, let's start with Yae!
Yae is good at this much!
Dance skills.
Yae is better than Morning Musume!
Morning Musume, sing for me!
It's just me, isn't it?
No, it's not!
How do you dance?
We practiced a lot, and we chose a song and danced a little.
A little?
But the dance is Morning Musume's...
Morning Musume's dance is like this, right?
Yes.
You should dance like this!
Have you done it before?
No, I haven't!
Do it for me!
What? What? What?
What about you, Dorbin?
I can do it like this, but...
What? What?
Do it for me! Do it for me!
I can't do it!
If you practiced a lot, you can do it!
How do you do it?
I...
You idiot!
Shut up! Shut up!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
You can't do it!
You can do it now, right?
Dorbin!
I'll do it for you.
Stop it!
Do you know how powerful this is?
Stop it!
I'm just kidding!
Why?
Why do you say that?
That's why people say that!
What?
I'm not married and I don't know how to dance!
Stop it!
Hey! Hey!
What?
Comment!
What?
I've never said it again!
Do it for me!
I'm a guest!
I'm a leader!
Play with me and do it for me!
Okay!
One! Two!
One! Two! Three! Go!
What?
You guys are crazy!
You can't tell on TV!
It hurts!
You can't do it like that!
Let's talk about love. Come on, get down.
Why are you so cool about it?
What should I do? It's important, isn't it?
I don't know what to do with my cold attitude.
(Shake it up, up!)
Crying and crying are the same. It's boring.
(Shake it up, up!)
No matter how many times I hear it, it's the same.
Hey, I don't want to break up.
Mmm, heartbreak.
I want you to tell me you love me one more time.
Kiss me and stroke my hair. Kiss me and smile.
I want you to tell me you love me one more time.
Like this, forever and ever. Like this, more and more.
I want you to tell me you love me one more time.
Kiss me and stroke my arm. Hug me, hug me, hug me.
I want you to tell me you love me one more time.
Like this, forever and ever. Like this, more and more.
Hug me, hug me, hug me and dance.
I can't love you enough.
I don't know what love is.
But though I can't say goodbye, I say I love you.
My feelings are going Member.
Tomorrow is emotional.
I can't do anything about it.
I can't even adjust my gaze.
My heart starts to beat.
It's like I'm out of breath.
Even if I burn up, even if I burn up,
I think it's love.
No matter how much I say it together,
it's not you anymore.
I want you to say "I love you" one more time.
Kiss me and stroke my hair.
Kiss me and smile.
I want you to say "I love you" one more time.
As it is, forever and ever.
I want you to say "I love you" one more time.
Kiss me and twist my arm.
I want you to say "I love you" one more time.
As it is, forever and ever.
I want you to say "I love you" one more time.
I can't say it anymore.
I have bad manners.
What?
Bad manners, bad manners.
Even though it's early in the morning...
Then I'll go next to you.
I'll go in between you!
No!
What's wrong with you?
No!
What's wrong with you?
No!
Men and women, men and women, get used to it!
What's wrong with you?
Go in!
No!
Go in!
No!
Go away!
Who said you could play like that?
Wait!
Now, it's starting!
It's starting!
It's starting with Taka-chan!
Yeah!
Yuta Game!
Yeah!
Game!
Explain the game!
Do it properly!
TV!
Speak properly!
Yes!
What's wrong with me?
You said you wanted to play with me!
What's wrong with me?
You said you wanted to play with me!
What's wrong with me?
Be cool, be cool!
Be cool!
Now, finally...
Everyone, do you know who flies the most?
It's starting!
Here, here!
Meat, meat!
Be quiet!
Go!
No!
Give it back!
Please don't make me feel bad!
Please forgive me!
Let's go home!
Give it back! I'll do it properly!
A person who is getting older is unforgivable!
Takaku!
What's this?
I memorized Takaku's name first in Yaren-san, but it's annoying.
Who said it's annoying?
Takaku is older, right?
Yes, of course.
Takaku is younger than me, right?
But...
I don't know what this has to do with it, but let's not go along with it.
It has nothing to do with it!
What? What? Takaku from Haradaji!
What?!
No, I like Takaku.
Then how old is the oldest in Yaren-san?
Me.
Thirty...
Seven.
Seven years of divorce history.
What do you want to say to Morning Muse?
This is...
How I got my pantera taken.
Ah...
What?
You're a pantera photographer, right?
I always take photos.
I know.
What do you take photos of?
I saw it.
Ah, you're taking photos of me.
Don't talk to me!
I just said it because I wanted to feel it!
Why did you say that?
I said it because I wanted to feel it!
You're a horse!
Yaren Vs. Morning Muse's tenth match!
First round...
Andantakizu!
Time's up!
Who wants to go against Andantakizu?
Everyone, discuss it with everyone!
There's someone who wants to go against Andantakizu!
Who's going first?
Idiot!
Who's first?
Me!
Listen to me!
Fail, fail, fail..
Fail, failure, failure..
Idiot!
I told you to do it when you cleared it!
What's with Amazon and all that?
Morning Musume's first question, 123.
Correct!
Second question, 456.
Correct!
And the last one, 789.
Correct!
Morning Musume's first...
Alright! The second round is...
The second round is...
Hearing Contest!
Who's good at English?
Me!
Oh, you're good at English!
Kaori...
Yeah?
For her final test...
Oh!
She got 92 points.
92 points!
That's a lot of points!
Now, who do you think will win 92 points?
If it's someone with a face, it's Jerry.
Oh, Jerry!
Jerry is already a foreigner, so it's okay.
A face is...
Alright!
Now, let's call a special teacher!
Please come in, teacher!
Let's start with a kind greeting.
Oh, that's good.
I don't know where I am.
Is it somewhere in Asia?
That's good, teacher!
Well, then...
Oh, it's already started!
For the teacher's English question, please answer in Japanese.
I would like you to write down the English role of the question.
Yes!
Ready...
What's your sex?
That's true, it's the southern sky.
Well, first of all, from me!
Team members!
What is your gender?
Well, then...
92 points!
Are you wearing socks?
Oh, it's English all of a sudden!
92 points!
Which school do you go to all the time?
Did you say "socks" in English?
No, it's another one!
Sex...
That's right, you're wearing socks.
Socks...
I'm a trombone player!
80 points for the first place!
If it's a race, we just have to ride without trees.
It's a race, isn't it?
Alright!
Let's go. Which one is better?
Let's go together.
At the same time!
Wait a minute.
It's pretty tight here.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Let's go!
Hurry up!
Yay!
Hurry up!
Don't run away!
Alright, let's go for the fourth round!
Audience competition!
Wait a minute!
Thank you.
All of a sudden, Yao Yao is playing.
What?
Yes.
It's a challenge, isn't it?
Yes.
The rule is to gradually open your legs to the left and right and see how far you can go.
Yes.
Alright, let's go!
Ready...
Go, Asuka!
Slowly, slowly!
Go, Asuka!
Are you okay, Asuka?
Don't turn around.
There are a lot of people around you!
Go, go!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
It's too tight.
It's hard to turn around!
Go, Asuka!
Now, let's go to the fifth round! Cabbage cutting competition!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Be careful not to cut your finger! I'm confident!
Are you? Really? Because you're tall!
Because you're this tall, you can do it!
Go for it, Yaguchi! Go for it, Yaguchi!
You have to cut it more finely and cleanly!
Let's do it!
I'm scared! I'm really scared!
Let's do it!
Okay! Go for it!
Ready!
Yaguchi!
Let's do it!
That was amazing!
What is that?!
You're really good at this!
What's with you, you poor kids!
Hey! I'm the idiot here!
What's this? What are you doing?
I'm cutting the cabbage.
Cutting the cabbage?
You cut the cabbage like this and how many girls have fallen for me?
Why are you cutting it like that?
The winner is Team Nine!
[Team Nine]
If we lose like this, we're done for.
The sixth round is impersonation battle!
Who wants to go first?
Me!
I'll impersonate your face.
I'll impersonate your face!
Okay, let's go!
Let's go!
Okay, where should I stand?
You can stand anywhere!
Why are we splitting up like this?
That's right!
Okay, let's start!
What will you impersonate?
I'll do E.T.
E.T.! Get ready!
Good job, E.T.!
What about you, E.T.?
Nobody said it on TV.
Even I want to try it on this show.
Heaven or hell!
Let's start!
I'll impersonate Saichi Kibesu.
Who?
My father...
No, my mother's oldest son, Saichi Kibesu.
I'll get full marks.
Saichi Kibesu.
Get ready!
Nori-chan, I'm counting on you!
Get ready!
I'll impersonate Marini Musume.
It's a shame that people don't know this show.
E.T. was easy to understand.
I'll impersonate Marini Musume.
Saori?
I found her.
Really?
Let's go.
I'll impersonate...
Oriko?
Let's start with...
Nori Musume!
I'll do it.
I'll impersonate...
Karasu!
Karasu is strong!
This is bad.
Well done.
This is the second time for me to do it.
The first time in my life.
I'm a celebrity, so it's okay.
A celebrity?
Let's do it.
What's the title?
Masako Mori.
I think you all know this.
Masako Mori.
Ready.
Mori...
It's Masako Mori.
Oh, it's on.
Turn around!
Even though it's Masako Mori's impersonation,
it's your husband's impersonation.
That's right.
It's on.
No, but...
Just now, say "kaa" one more time.
Kaa...
Turn around!
It's on!
What do we do?
Voice!
Voice is fine! Let's do that!
Manga!
Oh, manga! Let's do manga!
Let's do it!
Yukage-san lost twice!
Who won the third time?
Let me do it!
What is it?
Crayon Shin-chan.
Crayon Shin-chan? What is it?
Shin-chan.
Shin-chan!
Let's do Shin-chan. Ready...
Oh, it's Urushi's impersonation!
Relax! Relax! Relax!
You are...
Relax! Relax! Relax!
I... I was getting stiff!
Well, let's move on!
Well, what about this impersonation?
This is... well...
I wanted to do only this impersonation.
Oh, you wanted to do it from the beginning. What is it?
A high school... um...
baker's uncle.
I don't know anything about that.
A greengrocer's uncle.
There is still a title.
What is the title?
Um...
He bought bread,
but there was a student who forgot the bread and ran after him.
That's... cute!
A bread-seller's bread.
Morning Girl!
Why?!
Hey!
Why did you do that?!
You guys don't know about us!
We know!
You drank the cherry quietly!
Morning Girl's bread!
Well, finally!
I won!
Well, my specialty is...
Horse-riding!
Well, my impersonation is...
This... what was her name again?
Mari!
A baker's uncle who looks like Mari!
Wow! Do it!
Who do you look like?
I look like Mari!
If you say this, Mari will say it!
Mari will say it?
We are Mari's fans!
Our fans!
What's your name?
Parco-san!
Say it!
Say it! The famous Par! Parco!
What?
Do it!
Go ahead!
Okay!
Look! They look alike!
What?
Match over!
And so, Morning Musume wins!
Now, we'll look at the prize.
There's a prize?
Look over there!
Yes!
This is a popular TVS quiz show.
It's a miracle of 9.
The viewers rate is 9%.
The number is also a miracle of 9.
The staffs rate is also a miracle of 9.
This is the cash prize.
The points you win x 5 seconds.
The winning team gets 20 seconds.
20 seconds!
20 seconds, so...
Okay, you two!
Okay, I'll go first.
Okay, you two!
This is really small and weak.
Be careful.
I'll go first.
Really?
I'll go first.
Ready...
Good luck!
Congratulations!
Up until now, in "Always in Class", "Lion", "Unicharm", "Edwin" and "Gora" sponsors provided and broadcasted.
Thank you so much!
This is 100,000 yen!
86,827 yen!
Good luck!
Now, both teams...
Get out of the way!
Good luck!
Both of you, stand up!
"Yaen"...
It's been a while since I saw a two-shot!
What are you doing?
What is it?
Now, ladies and gentlemen...
"Yaen"'s team has 15 seconds. Are you ready?
Ready!
"Yaen"'s team has 15 seconds. Are you ready?
The winning team was 86,127 yen.
Can they break the record of 86,000 yen?
I'm standing like a gamer.
Amazing.
I was drunk for 500 yen.
I did it!
You monkey, do you have money for tunnels?