AISubs v3.5
No, it's not like that.
How is Morning Musume members and you, Tanpopo, different?
If Morning Musume is an idol...
For example, if you are an idol...
Tanpopo is...
An artist.
Oh, you're serious.
Huh?
She's serious.
As Tanpopo said, if Morning Musume is an idol...
The three of you are...
An artist.
Yes.
Thank you.
What's different about you?
My hair...
I parted it to the side.
You parted it to the side?
It's called "yaguchi no uchimaki".
What's that?
Everyone's hair is different.
How is it different?
I parted it to the side...
And I parted it to the side.
It's completely different!
This is Tanpopo's CD jacket.
It's completely different!
It's like a CD!
I can't believe you're the same person!
I'm in trouble!
While Tanpopo is doing it, what is Morning Musume members doing?
Good night.
- Hokka. - Yes.
Aren't you all angry?
Why are you guys doing it?
Tanpopo, you know...
We're also doing it, somehow.
"Yagura mushi" will definitely come up.
Women are always confused!
It was like that at Onyanko Club!
They were confused!
They tell us to do our best...
But they don't tell us what they really think.
Confused... I heard that the other day.
What?
The other...
The other girls said...
Those girls are fat.
They said things like that.
What did you say?!
They said it in the elevator.
You have to be careful about that.
Are these three friends of yours?
Three of you? Are you three together now?
For now.
For now!
I hear "take it" a lot.
"Take it" can be Shinsuke Minami and Shiro Ito.
Or Tosuka is gone.
Or one of you will die.
No!
I don't want to die.
It's become like that! A combination is...
A combination is not supposed to live alone.
It's supposed to be born as a lifeform as a group.
One of you will die in "tampopo".
What?
You'll be blown away somewhere.
No, I don't want to die.
No, no, no, don't push me away.
Ah, I know who it is.
I can see it, I can see it, I can see it!
It's scary!
Ah!
Could it be that I'm a star?
Chiri.
Could it be that I'm a star?
There are many things in the world of everyday life.
First of all, please have a look.
Seriously!
When you heard "morning musume"...
Sometimes, a song would play suddenly.
And girls would say "morning musume"...
At that time, I was happy because I was a "morning musume".
"Ah! They know about "morning musume"!" I thought.
But everyone knows about "morning musume".
"Morning musume" is also a star.
And then...
When you went to a star's concert for free...
Star.
Who did you go with?
Um... Max-san and Shankyu-san went with me.
At Max-san's concert...
From the back...
From the entrance of the audience.
That's right.
And then...
Where there are many celebrities...
We would wait together.
And then...
They asked me if I would like to study.
They even greeted me.
I was very excited.
That's free for you guys...
But I'm paying you properly.
Eh?
Eh? Is that so?
Because of my height...
I'm fighting!
Eh?
Because of my height...
I'm fighting!
That's why you bought pears!
Because you wanted to eat pears!
Pears! How much did you think they were?
Then we don't need pears!
Give me money!
"Sure!" "No!"
They're trash!
Pears are expensive!
Did you bring something for Max?
You idiots!
You can't do that!
I brought a donperi!
Max, you brought a donperi?!
Who said you could buy pears?!
Give me money!
When she saw someone bargaining and doing well,
when she thought, "Ah, they're doing well,"
"That's good!" "Yes!"
What is this?
Kaori really likes bargaining.
And you know those 500 yen wagons?
Yes, yes, wagons for sale.
Yes, things like that.
In the morning and in the afternoon, she'd say, 'Ah, this is good.'
She's the type of person who buys.
But now that she's a morning girl, she's already been doing it.
Then, from behind me,
she said, 'Isn't that a morning girl?'
So I thought, 'Ah, you're right,'
but I didn't pay attention,
and my camera was taken.
Oh, I see.
Then I reflected at home,
and said, 'Let's not bargain too much.'
But now,
when I'm walking,
and I see 500 yen bargains,
I say, 'Ah, they're doing well.'
I say it out loud,
but in my heart,
I say, 'I want to win.'
So, since you think like that,
how about you, Taka-san?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's not like that, right?
When you see people winning bargains,
you think, 'Ah, yes, I'm winning bargains,'
and that's why you think you've become a star.
That's right.
"That's right?" "Yes."
So what you're saying is wrong, right?
It's not like that. Huh?
So, in short,
two days ago,
you were winning bargains for 500 yen,
but recently you've become a star,
so you're bargaining for 500 yen now.
People will think you're doing it because you're bargaining, right?
I think so, but in my heart, I want to bargain a little.
Bargain!
I think you've been able to solve a lot of mysteries since you joined this show.
Now, let's move on to the first one!
Why is the band not on good terms?
Yes. There was a time when I was next to a band I saw on TV and a band next door.
Which band? Who?
Well, it was a band of three men.
Three men?
That's a lot of tension!
No, it's not!
All of a sudden, they said, "We're doing this for you! Don't you get it?!"
They fought a lot, right?
Even though it wasn't on TV...
After that, I saw it on TV.
It seemed like it.
It seemed like it, but...
They fought just now, too...
They're not on good terms.
Well, young people are pros, you know?
Now, let's move on to the second one!
I can't say it right now, but it's definitely not on good terms!
Second one!
Why is the band not on good terms?
Yes.
Who said it?!
Well, I can't say it, but...
It's this song... "King's Brunch".
While we were recording, we seemed like we were on good terms, and we were talking...
And we said, "Okay, we're starting the commercial now."
And we stopped talking right away.
That's difficult!
Huh? Terawaki-san?
No... yes.
I'm still confused!
It wasn't just when you were filming, but you seemed like you wanted to talk for a long time!
No, it's not like that!
We were really talking in the middle of it!
No, Takaya-san and I have that kind of timing!
We kept talking during the commercial...
I don't know...
Maybe you don't like sugar and eggs?
You haven't seen anything dirty in that sense.
It's clear.
You're as dirty as a fish.
You've been looking at the entertainment world.
That's enough!
Why is Tsunku-san eating cup noodles?
I thought I'd never eat cup noodles or sweets sold in convenience stores.
You're always eating full course meals.
I thought I'd be eating a dish made by a chef.
But Tsunku-san is eating a lot of cup noodles.
She's eating a bun that costs over 80 yen in a convenience store.
It's strange to me.
By the way, what do you eat?
Do you eat a lot of good food?
Do you eat normal food?
You eat a lot of sunrises!
When you're hungry.
You eat?
You eat.
You chew.
You chew?
You chew.
When you're hungry and you think you haven't eaten your lunch yet, you eat it.
It's because you're a goat.
I know you're lying.
It's true!
You're lying!
You're young and you eat your lunch.
You have to eat it every three years.
You're lying!
Training! Training!
Is it true?
Training!
It's not like you eat it for food.
There are people like you who walk around the city and turn into a horse or a bee.
It's true!
Is it good to eat it raw?
It's not like you eat it raw.
It's like this when you eat it raw.
What?!
But...
This kind of hair...
When you think it's hard to do it raw, you put one in front of you.
You put one in front of you like this.
Then the light becomes weaker.
It's just the right light, it's spring.
However, it's been a while since the drama was recorded, hasn't it?
It's been a while since we ate, too.
I'm hungry.
You really eat it!
I've seen it many times!
I've seen it, too!
You eat the green part, don't you?
Look, there's a boy over there.
Look. He's handling the cable.
He's handling it with his bare hands, isn't he?
It's still a few years old.
If you train a little more, you can handle it with that.
You can't do it with bare hands, can you?
But you say you can handle it for about 100 yen.
No, I don't know about you yet.
When you were holding Andy, you suddenly put in an extender without saying anything.
Why did you put it in?!
What's wrong with you?!
Hey, look at the camera! You're not supposed to say things like that!
It's the last one!
Why am I buying myself juice?!
No!
What do you mean, "why am I buying myself"?
Huh?
Kaori, you didn't say that, did you?
Huh?
Doesn't it make you feel really bad?
It's not like that!
It's just a drama, it's not a mystery!
But why did you say that, Kaori?
No, I'm asking you, Kaori.
Morita, I don't know anymore.
I can't help it, so let's redo "white".
I don't know anymore, Kaori!
I didn't know it was "white" from the beginning!
It's "d", isn't it?!
Huh?!
What number should we match it with?!
We didn't have a choice.
"Excuse me, I'll go with "kamesou"."
"Kamesou", "kamesou"...
"Kamesou".
It's "kamesou".
Oh!
I can't help it, so let's go with "honeba" instead!
It's "honeba", isn't it?
What does "honeba" mean?
"Honeba" is...
You know, like a big set of tools like this.
"Ah, this is a good "honeba" spot!"
You know, like a big set of tools like this.
If you don't know that, you won't be able to get a good light, a good picture, or a good set of tools.
That's why you need to take good white photos...
and eat good food...
If you know how each department feels like...
Ah, I'm a celebrity who is supported by everyone like this...
If you know how each department feels like...
First of all, buy your own "gachibukuro" (trash bag)
"Gachibukuro" is like...
Look, I'll put my dad in here.
I'll put my dad in here.
Ah, yes.
Tabira.
Tabira?
Tabira is fine.
When you step on a nail, it'll come off right away.
"So get a "beach" or something."
Beach?
If you don't know how each department feels like...
you won't know what kind of set you'll be putting in your songs, right?
Beach?
First, draw a blue picture.
The next time you come to Fudaba...
"If you guys eat "kamesou" (turtle soup)..."
You guys are definitely...
You guys are definitely not wrong.
I'll eat that paper, too.
Yeah, eat the paper, too.
No.
See what it tastes like.
Does it taste like anything?
No.
No?
No.
If you bite into it, it'll taste like nothing.
No.
Alright.
I'll tell this story to the viewers.
No.