AISubs v3.5
Let me introduce you to our guests.
This time, it's Sarankyou's Zunku-san who produced it.
It's an eight-member group. Let me introduce you.
Morning Musume, everyone!
Please come in and have a seat.
Thank you.
Good morning, everyone!
The top one is 20 years old...no, 24 years old!
24 years old!
Nakazawa-san is...
Nakazawa-san, 24 years old.
Yes, that's right.
The bottom one is...
Kuda-san, 13 years old.
Yes, I'm 13 years old.
You're not here for sightseeing, are you?
Today's guest is a guest.
First of all, let me introduce myself.
Let's start with the senior.
Yes, let's start with the senior.
Yes, I'm Ayuko Nakazawa, 24 years old. Nice to meet you.
Yes, 24 years old.
Do you have a lot of experience?
Experience? In the past?
Yes, in the past.
I just became an OL recently.
You just became an OL recently.
I'm a morning girl now.
Yes, let's move on.
I'm Ishiguraya, 20 years old.
20 years old.
Nice to meet you.
That's...
Yes?
Your nose is...
Your nose stinks, doesn't it?
What's that?
I'm wearing nose piercings.
Oh, you're wearing nose piercings?
Yes.
My nose stinks, doesn't it?
Yes, let's move on.
Yes, go ahead.
I'm Abe Natsumi, 16 years old. Nice to meet you.
Natsumi-chan.
Yes.
Are you living with Iida-san?
Yes, we live together.
You live together?
Yes, we do.
Iida-san.
Yes, yes, yes.
16 years old.
Yes, I'm 16 years old.
Yes, let's move on.
You're not from Studio Kenroku, are you?
Today, we have a guest with us.
I'm Fukuda Asuka, 13 years old. Nice to meet you.
13 years old?!
Yes.
You're 13 years old?!
Yes.
Yes, let's move on.
I'm Sayaka Ichi, a new member.
A new member?!
Yes, that's right.
Yes, let's move on.
Also, I'm a new member, Yaguchi Mari, 15 years old.
15 years old?!
Also, I'm a new member, Yuta Kei, 17 years old.
Nice to meet you.
But why did you guys get together?
Who gathered you?
There was an audition on a certain show.
And in the end, only these five people remained.
And another person won the Grand Prix,
but we wanted to give them another chance,
so we got together and made "Morning Musubi".
Who won the Grand Prix?
Eiki Michio-chan.
But Eiki Michio-chan is amazing right now.
Oh, is she?
It's been a while since I've seen an aurora.
Why is it getting harder and harder?
Why did you decide to do it with just the five of you?
Um... with... me...
Why? Wasn't it bad with just the five of you?
We wanted to become better musicians.
Better musicians?!
Yes!
So you three became musicians and changed?
Let's see...
Hmm...
We became thicker.
Isn't that humanistic?!
Wasn't it this thick?!
I don't know.
It might be worse.
If you say it's worse, don't say it!
It's worse because you didn't do anything for the audition and you decided it because you like Nori.
It's not like that!
Then do you have someone you like?
I like everyone.
You don't like singing or dancing, do you?
Then do you like yourself?
I don't!
I'm a lucky boy!
I'm a "whatever" singer!
Let's ask everyone something.
Since we're talking about "whatever", let's start with Ishiguro-san.
Ishiguro-san, please come in.
Ishiguro-san...
You're cuter, aren't you?
Ishiguro-san, what is it you lost?
A dream?
A dream!
Why a dream?
I'm from Sapporo, Hokkaido.
When I came here, I quit singing.
If I go to that school for two years, I'll be able to make a wedding dress.
I wanted to wear it and get married.
That dream...
No, it's okay! You can still make it!
Is it still okay now?
Yeah! So if you quit this, you can go over there.
Which dream is more important?
This one!
This one is more important?
Yes!
You bet on this one?
Yes! I'll bet on it!
Let's move on.
Iida-san!
Yes!
Iida-san!
Yes!
Rebellious period!
Yes!
What does it mean?
Since I was in 4th grade, I've always been rebellious.
But even when I was in 1st grade, I was rebellious.
But when I lived alone in Tokyo, my rebellious period healed.
Ah, it's a rebellious period for parents.
That's right!
What kind of rebellious period?
Eh, like...
Angry...
Eh?
Angry...
You're angry?
You're not angry, you're angry, right?
Yes!
Kicking a wall and breaking it...
It's a pile of trash, right?
Ah, a pile of...
A pile of trash.
I don't know about that!
Okay, Iida-san, let's move on!
What did you throw away when you joined the entertainment industry?
Sweets?
Sweets!
After I joined this job, I thought I shouldn't get fat.
Sweets... I mean, there are sweets, right?
I thought I shouldn't eat them, but when I see sweets in front of me, I want to eat them.
That's fine! I want to eat them too!
Eat them! Eat them!
But, dad...
It's better to eat them every day!
Okay!
Yes, please!
Dogs! What about dogs?
I was sleeping with a dog...
But...
After I joined this world...
There are fierce dogs everywhere...
It's hard to bite and scratch...
So I took them outside.
See!
But, isn't it different if you threw them away?
Poor dog!
After I joined this world...
I was busy with my activities...
So I couldn't leave my dog outside.
Right?
Yes!
Right?
Yes!
Miyagi-san, Miyagi-san, what happened? Your friends!
I can't tell them my cell phone number or my phone number anymore.
What's your phone number?
It's "ph".
Why can't you tell them?
If I tell my friends, I end up telling my friends' friends too.
So I end up getting prank calls and stuff.
You guys are amazing!
What's amazing?
It's great!
What's great?
I want to be in the morning news too!
My friends' friends call me and stuff, so I can't tell them.
I see!
Abe-chan!
Yes!
Abe-san...
...is this!
Oh my!
Abe-san is...
Oh my!
What do you mean "oh my"?!
You'll know when you see your dog!
You threw your dog away?!
I know it's hard for an entertainer to say this, but...
...you shouldn't have thrown your dog away!
What's wrong with you?!
You took your dog away!
You're scary!
You're a beast!
Listen to me first!
No, no!
It's not like that!
I didn't throw my dog away because...
...it came out of Tokyo...
...and I made and washed everything...
So you're saying you were able to do it because of your parents?
Yes!
If it's for the entertainment world, you'll throw away your parents too?!
You'll throw away your dog too?!
You'll throw away your friends too?!
You're going to live like this?!
I don't have those kinds of feelings!
I'm in trouble!
Kuda-san!
You're my real self!
Kuda-san!
You're my real self!
Kuda-san!
Yes!
Hey!
Kuda-san!
Yes?
Can you take your shoes off at the bowling alley?
You're not the girl who said "I'm 27 years old, right?"
No, I'm not.
You didn't say "shuuu" in your mouth, did you?
No, I'm not. I'm a girl.
A girl?
Yes, you are.
What's your real self?
I don't want to give up, but I tend to lose sight of it.
What do you tend to lose sight of?
When I go to school, I lose my conversation with my friends.
Yes, that's how it is.
I see. School friends...
You're a second year middle school student?
Yes.
When you were a second year middle school student, you used to say "smap, smap, smap, mitada" or "nantoka" yesterday,
but now you say "I have a stiff back today, so nantoyarejyato".
You say "I have a quick tongue", but now you say "nantoyarejyato".
You don't say things like that, do you?!
You're just ignoring me!
Okay, Ms. Nagatawa!
Okay, Mr. Nagatawa!
Okay, Ms. Nagatawa!
Okay, Mr. Nagatawa!
You're married!
Yes, I'm 24 years old, so it's not strange for me to get married at this age.
My parents gave birth to me at this age.
Oh, really?
I definitely thought I'd get married at this age.
But now that I'm in the film industry, I feel like I've abandoned getting married.
Oh, you haven't done it for a while.
But it's okay for you to get married now, right?
No.
Why not?
Because I'm a morning girl.
It's okay for you to have a wife in a morning girl, right?
Like a morning wife.
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Well then, let's introduce the song.
Go ahead!
One, two...
"Summer Night Town" by Morning Musume.
I hate you! I hate you! I love you! Ah...
Ah... I can't stand feeling seasons.
I want to be alone.
I won't say anything selfish.
But I want to be alone.
It feels kind of weird.
I can't stand last year.
How did you spend it?
I don't feel any jealousy.
It's just my feelings and feelings.
Ah... It's full of contradictions.
Inside of me...
There's me.
I can't become cute.
I can't jump into your arms.
You take me and make me cry.
Smile! Smile! Smile!
Don't stare at my lips.
I feel like I'm being called inside of my heart.
I can't hide my feelings
with mature and clumsy makeup.
I hate you! I hate you! I love you! Ah...
I prayed for you to get closer to me.
I prayed for you and me to get closer to me.
Ah... It's impossible.
Where am I in you?
Hurry up and click on me.
Like a bird in the sky on a green island,
I want to float to you.
Smile! Smile! Smile!
No matter what smile you show me,
I feel like my heart will be read.
An adult's innocent smile
can't hide my heart.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
I love you! Ah...
Smile! Smile! Smile!
No matter what smile you show me,
I feel like my heart will be read.
An adult's innocent smile
can't hide my heart.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
I love you! Ah...
I prayed for you to get closer to me.
Smile! Smile! Smile!
No matter what smile you show me,
I feel like my heart will be read.
An adult's innocent smile
can't hide my heart.
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
I love you! Ah...
We will now conduct a conscious survey.
We will ask you many questions about work and love.
Now, let's begin!
If you think I'm a morning muslim, please press the button!
Thank goodness you pressed the button.
I thought you wouldn't even know what it means.
If you think I'm really nervous right now, please press the button!
Everyone is nervous!
Let's continue.
It's because there is a celebrity you like right in front of you.
Please answer honestly.
Do your best, Morning Musume.
Introduce yourself.
Not yet, not yet.
Because we have a dinner party tonight.
Let's begin.
The name "Morning Musume" is actually...
To tell you the truth, please say you don't like it that much.
One person.
I don't like it that much.
Who is it?
I don't like it that much.
Who is it?
It's not you, is it?
It's not me.
It's not you, is it?
Let's continue.
I think "Morning Musume" has an extra "○" behind it.
Go ahead.
Who came up with the name "Morning Musume ○"?
The next year, Yabe-san...
On a show, when they announced the name "Morning Musume ○"...
When they announced it, it came up.
And when we were talking about whether we needed it or not...
Yabe-san said he needed it.
And since then, the name has been decided.
"Morning Musume ○".
Yes.
Have you ever been invited by Tsunku-san in private?
If you're honest, please answer.
Go ahead.
That's right.
Tsunku-san wasn't invited, but Makoto and Taisen were invited.
Go ahead.
It's not an exam.
It's not an exam. For example, "Let's go eat."
You can't go anywhere but Uwatari.
Why?
You can't go to Tokyo.
No, you're invited to go eat whatever you do.
"Let's go eat." Or...
Let's go to the amusement park next time.
Next, "I wanted to be produced by Carmoral Ryuichi."
Go ahead!
That's a good question.
One person.
The cutest one here is definitely me.
Go ahead!
Be honest.
What did you just say?
I said "crap" and you said "crap"?
Hey, hey!
You should be confident in your eyes.
That's human nature.
I'm sure you have it somewhere.
You have to be that confident or I'll think you're the cutest.
Right?
Next, "I'm definitely the least popular one here."
Go ahead!
You just pushed me.
What?
You think you're cute but you're not popular?
Who are you aiming for?
What kind of person do you want to be?
The person I've never been before.
There you go.
An original celebrity.
I see.
Next,
There is a member in this group who you think is pulling your leg.
Go ahead!
This is no good.
There are five out of eight people who you think are pulling your leg.
That's right.
Next,
There is a member in this group who you don't want to be friends with.
Go ahead!
Someone who you think is your work partner.
Four people.
16 years old can only talk to 16 years old, but 24 and 13 years old can't talk, can they?
No, their butts and heads can get together, can't they?
It's okay.
But you're 24 years old!
Yes!
What do you talk about with a 24-year-old junior high school student?
How are you?
There are age differences like that, and you have to meet either of them, right?
Yes, of course.
Let's continue.
An idol shouldn't make a girlfriend.
What the hell is that?!
Why? Why do you think like that?
Well, idols have to appear on TV and be liked by many people, don't they?
If you become someone else's idol, I think you'll lose popularity, so I don't think you should do it.
What the hell is that?!
Is it okay for you to say something like that?
Well, everyone has their own way of thinking.
Even so, you're 24 years old and you think it's ridiculous, don't you?
I pushed it aside just in case.
It's half and half.
But if Morning Musume is an idol, shouldn't I make one too?
Just in case...
What about you, Ishiguro?
Idols are pure, aren't they?
I think so.
What the hell is that?!
What kind of agency is that?!
You're famous people, so you're tired and you don't have the right to like someone, right?
Yes.
Because we're all lovers...
Oh, stop it!
Don't use it like that!
I'm not saying you shouldn't use it, I'm just saying you can't use it.
Idiot.
Idiot! Idiot!
If you don't give advice, it's wrong.
Is it wrong?
It's wrong, because you're an idol.
If you have a boyfriend or someone you like, please push the button.
No matter what you do, you still like someone.
That's enough.
If you break it, you'll break the rules?
She's not my girlfriend, but...
I like her one-sidedly.
You like her one-sidedly.
As Morning Musume.
I think we'll have someone who'll take it off.
That's a good question.
Five of you.
That's too many.
I think we'll have someone who'll take it off.
I think we'll have someone who'll take a picture of it.
Idol...
I don't know.
Idol, but...
This morning, you pooped.
What are you saying?
Are you entertainers?
I haven't...
Go ahead.
Oh, there are three of you!
That's not good. Two people up there can't help it.
I don't know. Maybe it's the worst.
You idiot!
You're an idiot!
You're good.
Then why are there three of you?
If I'm one of you, do you think I'm Mr. Ike?
Maybe you are.
Idiot!
Let's look up everything.
How do we do that?
We'll find some pictures.
This is bad.
It's frozen here.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's past morning.
Let's do this.
Let's do it.
If it's you and Nakai, I like Nakai better.
Four of you.
Why me?
I've been getting a lot of messages from Seigo- chan lately.
I've come all the way to Zechogi.
I've climbed up a lot as an idol.
I'm a smart guy!
I've come in a pretty good number of people.
You're the star of the restaurant.
I've come in a setting where I'm pretty popular.
It's weird to say setting, but...
It's annoying for morning girls to call me "tonton" all the time.
But you're already in your 30s.
You're not even in your 20s.
I know.
That's human nature.
If I lose here...
It's a big deal.
I think I'm the smartest here.
But if you didn't show up, I wouldn't get that much money.
What are you talking about?
"44" is good.
Let's hear it.
You just said you're Nakai-kun, right?
1, 2, 3, 4...
Oh, you're a good guy!
You're so different from before!
From before!
Don't change like that!
You said you're a fool!
Where do you like it?
Because you look like your dad.
It's bad if you're just around your dad.
How old is your dad?
37.
Oh, you're old!
Were you born in 1936?
35 years old?
That's about it.
You're funny.
I've been watching you since you were little.
Yeah.
I like you.
You're funny.
The four of you...
In a group called "lunchtime"...
You're so different!
Let me introduce you!
After "tunk", only after "morning musubi"...
In a group called "lunchtime"...
The four of you...
The four of you are Nakai-kun...
Oh, me! Me! Dinner! Dinner!
The most...
Nakai-kun's main dish!
What?
Is it like a lunch menu?
What?
What's wrong with you?