AISubs v3.5
A man's dream! A remote marriage between a woman and a dream!
That's great.
It is.
Do you remember what you did last year?
I do, but it wasn't that popular.
Last year, we asked for people who could do a remote marriage on Instagram.
As a result, we got 16 girls.
I don't think we should do it anymore.
There's no point in doing Instagram.
It was our first time, and it was our ninth time.
We have a lot of girls this year.
Before we started recording, we asked for people who could do a remote marriage on Instagram.
This year, with the cooperation of Mr. Sakurai of "Shitamachi-no-Sentou", we will start the remote marriage.
Thank you for waiting.
The girls who will do the remote marriage with us this time are...
Here they are!
Wow! Sexy!
It's sexy!
Wow! Mr. Takako! Sexy!
Mr. Takako, don't cut that off!
Mr. Takako, can you stand up for a second?
Please stand up for a second!
Don't say unnecessary things!
Mr. Takako, can you stand up for a second?
Yes.
How is it?
Is this okay?
He noticed us!
He noticed us...
We wanted to go without being noticed, but...
No, we're not stupid.
You're right.
There were 17 girls who applied for us.
We have one more girl.
Yes, last year we had 16 girls.
Last year we had 16 girls and this year we have 17 girls.
Yes, we have one more girl.
Today we have 6 girls.
Last year we had 6 girls.
You are worried about us.
We are positive.
We are not afraid of you.
You are positive.
We are happy.
We will never be betrayed by you.
We will never betray you.
There is one girl like a regular.
She is like a regular.
That's good, Kana-san. You are optimistic.
Yes, I am.
I thought you were optimistic.
Thank you very much, Kana-san.
Haruna-san, Kurume-san is behind you.
Hello.
Haruna-san.
I'm studying. I'm happy.
I'll go anytime.
Haruna-san, are you happy?
Yes, I'm very happy.
Yesterday, at 3 a.m., I saw the story and thought, "If it's the previous number of people, can I go?"
Yes, you can go.
You can go.
I'm very happy.
At first, Takako-san was dangerous.
Takako-san. I'm curious about Takako-san.
Oh, it's Yoko.
Yoko.
Daughter?
I'm Chita's daughter.
Can you show me your face for a moment?
I'm Chita's daughter. I'm a second-year girl.
A second-year girl.
I love blue.
Oh, I see.
I love blue.
Agnes! Agnes!
Are you there?
Hey, call me.
Shigami Tuna.
Your own work.
Well...
Your first...
Sayaka... Sayaka...
What's that?
Sayaka-fu-san.
I'm Sayaka-fu.
Sayaka-fu...
What's wrong?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
I'm nervous.
Sayaka-fu wants to tell Okamura-san her determination.
I've been hiding Okamura-san from you for about 30 years.
You've grown a lot.
Even if you hide it for 30 years, will you accept it?
From this year, I've decided to love Okamura-san as much as I can say it in various places.
It's a mess.
What's this?
It's a mess.
Yumiko-san?
Are you okay?
Yumiko-san?
Are you okay?
Yes, yes. What is it?
The touch panel isn't working.
Oh, I see.
It's written behind the calendar.
It's written behind the calendar as a memo paper.
Yumiko-san, where do you live?
Hiroshima.
Hiroshima, Hiroshima.
I understand it well.
I can tell by your voice.
And...
Emily-san.
Yes.
Oh, it's you.
It's you, Emily-san.
Emily-san, isn't it you?
Yes, it is me.
What are you doing?
Behind you.
Stand in front of me.
Oh, you're too stupid to do that.
I'm not stupid.
What's your age this year?
How old are you?
I'm 21 years old.
She's 21 years old.
Why don't you join us?
I think I can do it.
On the contrary, the oldest, Mr. Kiyomi.
Mr. Kiyomi.
What?
Unmute yourself.
Mr. Kiyomi doesn't react at all.
He doesn't have enough fat.
Mr. Kiyomi.
Yes?
I heard you got something from Ms. Tsurue.
Wow!
What is it?
Can you tell by my mouth?
It's a gesture game.
Ta...
De...
Ke...
Tate...
Ke...
- Tarta... Ke... - Tay... Ke...
- What are you doing? - What're you two doing?!
- With gestures...
- Sort of...?
Can you feel that?
- A little! - Got it! Got it!
- Got it! - Got it!
- I hear it now! - We heard it!
- Got it! - Got it!
- Tell me! - Tell me about that episode!
I went out to drink with my friend and had an opportunity to drink with Mudfish Fisher.
So I went...
Guilded up like this in my underwear...
I took it off and gave it to everyone in a big bundle.
I gave it to everyone in a big bundle.
It's a quiet world, isn't it?
I got one of them.
You grabbed it in the air and gave it to everyone in a big bundle.
I grabbed it in the air and gave it to everyone in a big bundle.
Catch.
I got one of them.
I also got an autograph at that time.
I put one of my hair on the autograph.
As I moved, only my hair disappeared.
Do you have that autograph now?
I have an autograph.
I want to see it even if it's just an autograph.
Only my hair is gone.
I put it on the coaster.
This is 1990.
I put it on the coaster with cello tape.
Only my hair is gone.
I'll send you an autograph next time.
Do you want it now?
How many?
Three.
Why do you want three of them?
Don't look at me and give it back.
I took off three of them.
Don't do it.
I don't get excited when I see 17 women naked like me.
To be honest, I know.
This time, we have a special guest for you who are dissatisfied.
Please come on up.
Mr. Takeru Nattoka from Yamagata.
Thank you for coming.
Takeru-san, thank you for coming even though you knew I wouldn't make it.
There's no merit in coming here.
I'm so happy to meet you all.
Last year, you had a great fight with Master Takeru.
Takeru-san, do you like marriage?
Yes, I love it.
I love it, too.
Okay!
That's fine, though.
Now that you're here, Takeru-san...
Yes?
We'd like to do that project again this year.
Bring it on, Grand Prix!
Here's the topic.
Is this really something you'd like to include in your account?
Something you'd like to include in your account?
That's a big one.
Takeru-san, what do you think?
Something you'd like to include in your account right now?
That's a big one.
I've always admired K-1.
I've always wanted to be a K-1 champion.
So I'd like to win my first champion belt in K-1.
I've heard rumors of you buying a belt like that.
That's right.
You bought it, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Okay, everyone in the 17th place...
Bring what you think is important.
Be careful here, everyone.
That's amazing.
It's a big house.
What is the treasure of the 17 married women?
It's a signature.
It's Okamura-san's signature.
That's right.
That means you're in love with her.
You're in love with her.
Umami-san.
Where did you get it?
All Night Nippon.
I'm waiting for you.
We signed it for you.
Thank you.
Make sure you do it right.
We'll make sure you do it right.
It felt good, didn't it?
Did it feel good?
You asked me to line up next to you.
You asked me, "Which fan are you?"
I said, "I'm a fan of Okamura-san."
You said, "Oh, Yabecchi's response is good, so I'll like Yabecchi."
Yabecchi...
Huh?
She found out.
Okamura-san, she found out.
It felt good, didn't it?
Did it feel bad when you said it?
Okamura-san, there's a switch.
When you're asked for a signature, do you write it down?
I've never said no.
You've never said no?
No.
Really?
Really.
Not even once?
Yes.
Not even once?
When we meet...
When we meet, I'll definitely write it down.
In Hawaii, at a shopping mall, if you ask for a signature, I'll say "not here"...
Tsumude-sama wrote it for me!
That's amazing.
I write my signature anywhere.
You have a dog, don't you?
A dog?
Is it a dog?
Is it a teddy bear?
A teddy bear?
I'm a beautiful and wild beast.
Ririo-chan is beautiful.
Ah, I see.
There aren't many short cuts like this.
I love short cuts.
I love short cuts, too.
Takeru-kun.
Yes?
Me, too.
Out of the four of us...
The short cut is cute.
It's a short cut, and I like this short cut.
I know.
I like it when my face is visible.
I like it when I cover my ears.
I like it when my face is visible.
It's visible.
It's been filmed.
It's the best.
Thanks to this...
If Takeru-san gets fired or something like that, I'd be really happy.
What do you mean?
If Takeru-san gets fired or something like that, I'd be really happy.
That guy from back then!
K.O. to Takeru-beauty.
How about Snoopy? Snoopy.
Snoopy.
About two years ago, my mom made it for me.
I love Snoopy so much.
Your mom made it for you?
My mom made it for me.
She's really good at it!
I'm sorry, but I'm in a bit of a slump right now.
Can I fix it as soon as possible?
Everyone, please imagine it.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Please imagine it.
Hide it in Snoopy and fix it.
Takeru-san, who is it?
Everyone, do you know who it is?
Does anyone have a shiny one?
Shiny one.
Eri-san.
Eri-san, let's go.
This is Okamura-san's condom for his 40th birthday.
What?
There was such a thing?
With goods, right?
Ah, goods.
I made it with goods for the event.
It hasn't been opened yet.
She's really good at making movies.
Who is it?
Mai-san.
Eh?
What is this?
It's oil painting.
Mai-san did it?
Yes, when I was in high school, I did an art class.
I'm very proud of my unyielding spirit.
You're Takeshi Kaneshiro, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
But if you put me in this family, I don't know who put me in.
I want to burn with you.
I'm scared.
Yoko-san, what's that?
This is a wish that will come true once every ten years.
Is it coming true?
It's only been six years since I said this, so it hasn't come true yet.
There are still four years left.
Four years left.
It's a little more, isn't it?
The good stuff doesn't reach you in the end.
But the deadline is approaching.
It's a story that can be used in many ways.
Oh, I'm curious about Yuzu-san.
Which one?
What map is that?
It's a gacha game you can play at the roadside station in Hokkaido.
It's a game that's been around since COVID-19 and collected names of roadside stations.
Where is your house?
I'll definitely ask you about your house.
Sapporo.
Sapporo?
Sapporo.
Aren't you going to look for it?
What kind of picture is that?
What is it?
It's a forgotten name.
It's me.
Isn't this a picture of when you were born?
Kino-san!
I have one thing to say.
Oh, please say it.
A friend of mine who worked at this store is a big fan of Okamura-san.
He's been saying "I'm getting married, I'm getting married" since he was in his twenties.
His name is Asami-chan.
Okamura-san, you're married, right?
Yes.
I'd like you to apologize to Asami-chan.
I see.
Asami-chan didn't say it.
Kino-san said something nice.
I like Okamura-san.
Apologize to Asami-chan.
Me?
Yes, Okamura-san.
Please.
Asami-chan, you've been supporting me all this time.
And I was very happy that you agreed to marry me.
But I'm really sorry about this.
You're not good at this.
I'm safe now.
You said you were going to marry me.
Asami-chan, I actually like you.
Stop it!
Asami-chan, I want to see you!
Watch it!
I'm really sorry!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, Kiyo-san, please tell them!
Okay, thank you!
Please give this to Hasami-chan.
What about Moka-san?
Moka-san? It's Shika-san, right?
Shika-san? What are you talking about?
Shika-san?
What are you talking about? You look like you're in Japan.
No, I don't know the essence of the show well, and I don't know if I can really do something important to me.
I don't have anything to do with Tsurume-san or Okamura-san.
Not at all!
I don't care about the essence of the show!
I don't care about anything like that!
You just joined us!
That's right! That's all I'm grateful for!
Oh, really?
There are only 17 of us!
Oh, can I film you because you have a daughter?
Do you really know the essence of the show?
Wait, Ichika wants to talk!
Let's talk! Let's talk!
Excuse me, Ichika wants to talk, too!
What's your name?
Ichika!
What's your name?
Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
Yes, I know!
Ichika-san, you're crazy!
You've gone crazy!
You're crazy!
Daughter!
Michi, was I cool?
Michi, you were cool! Michi!
Michi Ershinsky was flying in the A-studio.
I'm sorry, I got carried away by my parents.
Daughter, you're crazy, too!
You've gone crazy!
What should we do in such a fierce match like this?
We have no choice but to fight!
We have no choice but to fight in a time like this!
Kana, you're going to die!
Kana can still fight!
Kana should be warmed up!
Kana-san!
Take it and go!
Please!
Be careful!
You're scary!
After this, a shocking surprise for Takeru-senshi!
My knees are shaking.
Take it! Take it!
Please!
You're scary!
You're hairy.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
Huh?
Excuse me!
May I have your name, please?
Nice to meet you, I'm Tanaka Miho!
Huh? You're Tanaka Miho!
You're scary! You're scary!
You're cute!
My knees are shaking.
What happened?
Please tell me why you're scary!
I've loved you since middle school.
You're a big fan?
Yes, I'm a big fan.
Why?
The difference is too big.
From Kana.
From Kana to Miho.
I'm sweating like crazy.
This time, for Takeru-san,
a super-admired existence,
a model, Tanaka Miho-san,
has appeared as a surprise guest.
Did you know that Takeru-san was a big fan of you?
This is the first time I've heard of it,
and I'm very happy about it.
Thank you very much.
You said it in the afternoon, didn't you?
I always answered it in interviews.
It's like a shortcut.
That's right.
I like shortcuts when I see Tanaka Miho-san.
I was surprised.
It came out.
But, Takeru-san,
Tanaka Miho-san's husband is a Mercedes,
but he's not a soccer player.
What did you think of him at the time?
I was shocked.
Tanaka-san!
Apologize to Takeru-san!
What? Apologize?
Apologize for getting married!
Tanaka Miho-san, you don't have to apologize.
Apologize!
You should apologize!
I apologized, too!
But we don't have a chance like this.
Takeru-san, is there anything you want to say?
Anything is fine with me.
I wanted to succeed in sports and meet you someday.
That's right.
I'm happy.
Thank you.
It's been about 15 or 16 years.
Wow!
I see.
You haven't changed at all.
I haven't changed.
You're still beautiful.
I'm surprised.
That's not good!
Today's Takeru-san is not good!
He's a little off.
I'm so nervous!
I think you'll be nervous.
Anyway, Tanaka Miho-san, thank you!
Thank you!
I'm surprised.
I'm surprised, too.
Who did you vote for?
I voted for Tanaka Miho-san!
I'm relieved!
Wow!
You've changed in such a short time!
Yes!
Wow!
So, for the couple who left the most memories this time,
we'll give you all of our autographed bath towels, but...
It will be decided by Shika-san of "No Way!"
That's amazing!
Shika-san doesn't know anything!
It's so long!
Do you have a daughter yet?
She went to school!
She's free!
That's it for this year!
May 2023 be a wonderful year for you all!