AISubs v3.5
Now, Tsurube's "can't meet" calendar. Next up is...
"The decisive moment between a girl and a dream of marriage"!
[The decisive moment between a girl and a dream of marriage]
Really, Abema-san, you have a big vessel.
- Really? - Is it okay now?
Anything is okay.
Oh, you...
I don't think anything is okay.
- You should say hello first... - Should I say it first?
Should I say it first?
You said it first.
You said it first, right?
- You said it first. - You shouldn't say it first.
- On the ground... - You said it first, so you should say it first.
- You said it first, Abema-san. - You said it first.
- That's an interesting way of saying it.
- You said it first. - You said it first, not first.
Because of COVID-19, we haven't been able to go on location as much.
- Of course, we can't kiss. - Right.
- But we can't do anything like getting married. - We shouldn't do that now.
- Right? - I think you two must be feeling lonely.
This is good news.
- Today, you can have a dream marriage with a girl! - What?!
- Abema-san, you're fat. - Is Abema-san exclusive?
- That's nice. - Abema-san is exclusive.
- Everyone has their own Instagram. - Yes, yes.
- You asked for a marriage partner, right? - Yes.
- Take a video and post it. - Yes, please.
Now, about six hours before...
- Hello, I'm Shokutei Tsurube. - Hello, I'm Naitei's Okamura Takashi.
- We're recruiting women who want to get married with us. - We posted a comment video on our Instagram...
...and recruited girls who want to get married with us, Tsurube and Okamura.
- You two have a lot of followers, don't you? - Yes, we do.
- How many followers do you have, Tsurube-san? - I have 620,000 followers.
- That's amazing. - Yes, it is.
- Okamura-san? - 550,000.
- What?! - Wow, that's great!
- 520,000. - Actually, on Abema-san's Twitter...
...he retweeted Tsurube-san and Okamura-san's Instagram post with a video of their recruitment.
- Abema-san's Twitter has more than 1.9 million followers. - That's amazing.
- I think it's amazing. - It is.
- I can't wait for it. - We can go in as we like, can't we?
- By the way, I have something to say. - Go ahead and say it.
- If you don't like it, I'll post it. I'll post it right away.
- You'll never post it, right? - I'll never post it.
- What are you doing? What are you doing?
- Why are you coming over here?
- Excuse me for a second.
- Don't make fun of me in the shadows!
- I'm going to hit you. I'm serious. - What's going on?
- I hope you don't show yourself on camera! - Excuse me for a second.
- Mr. Cameraman, you look like Tsujikame II. - What's going on?
- You look like Jagger. - You look like Jagger!
- Please be patient. - You look like you're having fun.
Now, let's welcome our female guests.
- Ms. Saki Takaoka and Ms. Tomoka Kurotane. - I'm looking forward to it.
Now, let's welcome our guests. Please welcome her!
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm actress Noro Kayo. - Noro Kayo.
- You don't know me? - Noro Kayo.
- You don't know my masterpiece? - You know it?
- What is it?
- "Otototosandgasa". - "Otototosandgasa".
- You don't know "Otototosandgasa"? - No, but...
- Noro Kayo will join us in our marriage, won't she? - Of course she will.
- Jagger is fine with me. - Jagger?
- Why are you calling him "Jagger"? - Jagger!
- You've heard of "Jagger" already, haven't you? - I've heard of it.
- How about you, Noro Kayo? Will you join us in our marriage?
- How about you? - I'm not the type of person who doesn't want to join.
- You don't want to join us in our marriage? - I don't want to join you in our marriage.
- Don't you want to join us in our marriage? - Me too.
- Me too.
- I'm a little shy, so I want to join you in our marriage as a family.
- What? - Two kids...
- Oh, as a family. - Four of you.
- Four of you and your family. - Yes, yes.
- What? - What?
- What was that laugh? - It was great, but it's over.
- I thought it was great, but I threw it away. - Okamura hasn't joined us yet.
- That's right. - I won't join you in our marriage.
- What? - I won't join you in our marriage.
- Why won't you join us in our marriage? - I'm like...
- I can't join you like this when you're joining me first. - I know!
- Do you know? - I know!
- When you join me, I'm like... - I know!
- I'm like...
- I know!
- When you join me, I'm like... - I know!
- When we were in high school, we felt awkward and shy... - Yes...
- We both felt like... - Do you know what time it is now? It's cold!
- Ha-ha... - It's cold! - You're all wearing clothes, so it's okay...
- Now, you two, it's time! - Yes...
- Today is not like any other day... - Not like any other...
And they went to the stadium, which is the translation venue.
- Yes... - Wait!
Why are you suddenly so thin?
Your bathtub is here.
Yay!
It's easy to see.
It's not good if you catch a cold, so I didn't put hot water in it.
On the contrary, I'll catch a cold.
It's colder than before.
It's nice.
Where are their bath partners?
Thank you for waiting.
The girl who will bathe with me is...
here!
Yay!
The girl who will bathe with me is...
here!
Yay!
I see.
It's amazing.
Is it for real?
It's amazing.
They're together.
I'm sorry, but you two should be a little more angry.
It's remote, so...
I thought it was amazing, but it's exciting.
It's nice.
You two should say "no, no" here.
No, no.
That's right.
It's not the time to be impressed.
There are 16 girls who applied after seeing the recruitment notice today.
They're wonderful members.
It's less than I heard.
I thought it would be a big deal, and I was thinking about it at 50, but only 16 have come.
Let's quit Instagram.
It's no use doing Instagram.
There are 600,000 and 1.5 million people, and only 16 have come.
It's no use doing Instagram.
I think it's important for these 16 people.
I think so, too.
I think it's important for people all over the country.
Wait a minute!
Rina! Rina! Red! Chichi!
What?
Who?
It's dangerous! Stop it!
Red! Red! Rina!
It's dangerous!
Rina, be careful.
Red! Red! Chichi! Chichi!
Rina, be careful.
I'm sorry.
Rina, you're not an amateur, are you?
That's not true.
No, it's not.
That's not true.
Rina! Rina! Red!
Are you wearing underwear, Rina?
It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
Get out of here!
Hey!
I've been telling you for ten years!
Ten years?
Red! What are you doing?
It's hot!
Get out of here!
Red!
Ten years!
Red!
She's used to it.
It's hot!
You know that girl with the glasses?
I know her!
Aya-chan!
Yes!
Where did you see her?
Takenaka!
Kirakira Afro!
Ah!
Emily-san!
What is it?
It's cute!
It's from 1999.
It's a collection of goods.
Wow!
Emily-chan, I'm involved in this.
Huh? Behind you!
It's a poster of
Emily-san's debut as a singer.
You got one of those?
What?
I went to an event the other day.
Emily-chan, how old are you?
20 years old.
20 years old!
I'm happy for you.
Did your mom watch it?
I've loved it since I was little.
Thank you.
You look like you're about to cry!
Thank you.
Thank you so much!
A girl like Emily-chan
shouldn't be on this show!
She shouldn't!
She should be happy!
Yuka, you're a strange girl.
Yuka!
Yuka, what are you doing?
Tsurube-san!
Do you like Tsurube-san, Yuka-san?
Yes, I love him!
Wow!
Where is he?
Is he into diving?
Yes, he likes diving.
He likes to dive and swim with dolphins and whales.
Really?
And...
There are people from overseas.
People from overseas.
People who are participating.
Nozomi-chan!
Where are you from?
Sydney, Australia.
What time is it in Sydney?
What?
What time is it now?
Behind you!
Husband!
Are you okay?
You're sharing a room!
Who is that?
Who?
It's my husband.
Husband!
I was surprised.
You came out of nowhere.
It's like you're watching a movie.
She's cute.
Nozomi-chan is cute.
She's cute.
Thank you!
Nozomi-chan, why did you participate?
I've been a big fan of you for a long time, so I'm happy.
She's happy.
Nozomi-chan, congratulations!
Thank you very much!
I can't believe you're participating from Australia!
Kana-san! Kana-san!
Kana-san!
I think you're overdoing it.
I'm not overdoing it!
Are you okay, Kana-san?
Don't make it too hot!
Do you know Kana-san, Okamura-san?
Kana-san?
Do you know Kana-san?
You know Kana-san, don't you?
What?
Kana-san, what's wrong with you?
Look at you.
Why are you crying?
You know Kana-san, don't you?
What?
Did you just scare me?
Kana-san!
I applied for this show from the morning!
Thank you!
I'm still in my love hotel room!
I'm sorry!
I want to take a bath with you!
Kana-san, you can't do this show!
This is going to be an unforgettable experience!
To be honest, you're in every corner of this show!
Can you take a picture of me?
I didn't understand you for a second.
This is bad.
This is it!
And now...
Now that you're all here, I'd like to start the show.
It's called "Bring It On Grand Prix"!
I'm going to ask you girls to bring something round.
You girls will go out of the bath and get it.
And you'll bring it back to the bath.
But I know what you're going to bring back.
All you can bring back is something bad.
In the end, one of you girls will be the MVP.
For the last calendar commemorative photo shoot,
the MVP girls will be able to be bigger than the other girls.
So girls, do your best!
Now...
Asami, you should've turned sideways.
Asami, you turned sideways.
Yes, I did.
Someone's coming!
Welcome!
What's your name, little girl?
Chihiro.
Chihiro-kun!
You're a boy, aren't you?
I'm a girl's voice.
You're a girl's voice!
I'm a girl's voice!
Hey, let's go!
Hey, what are you doing?
Let's go home!
Shut up!
You're so loud!
Hey, let's go!
Hey, what are you doing?
Let's go!
There's a big difference.
Okay, bring it here, Grand Prix.
The topic is "Bring your own treasure."
This is the topic.
Treasure?
Okay, let's go!
Everyone, ready, start!
Bring it here!
This moment...
Be careful!
I don't like it!
Everyone, be careful!
Yes, yes, yes, hide it!
Rina-chan...
I see...
Rina-chan...
Look at this, Mari-san, look!
Treasure!
Mari-chan!
She brought it for us!
Treasure is here!
It's here, it's here!
It's a treasure!
Of course it is!
It's so cute!
How many months?
Um, four...
Today is the fifth month!
Fifth month, huh...
The children are coming out!
There are a lot of children!
They're starting to come out!
Wow!
Wait!
What's going on here?
Look at that teacher, Masumi-chan!
They're twins!
Yay!
What's going on?
I'm sorry!
The eldest and youngest are twins!
The middle one is always cutting the mench!
It's not mench!
Yui-chan, what are you holding?
Oh, it's a family picture!
It's a picture of a child!
They're twins, so...
It's a picture of when I went to Disney with my children!
They're twins!
No, it's really not!
They're twins!
Tabi-chan!
Hello!
They're here!
Hello!
They're here!
What do you like about your mother?
She makes food well...
Yes!
I like that she's kind.
She says she's kind because she makes food well!
She says that!
She does say that!
She says it every day!
Kana looks lonely.
Kana looks really lonely!
Kana-san!
Kana-san only brings love hotels!
She doesn't have any treasures!
I always have something I carry with me! A treasure!
Ah, you have a treasure!
What is it?
Three years ago...
I always carry a dog's neck, which has gone missing and gone missing!
Neck...
Sad! You are sad!
What is it?
You carry such a thing!
You show me such a thing!
It's better to take a picture!
Don't be sad!
That's...
He is very appealing about his house.
He is very Takashi!
Takashi!
He is very Takashi!
He is more Takashi than me!
Is it Moriman?
Wow! Takashi! No, no!
Takashi!
No, no, no!
It's handmade!
Oh, you have one, too!
Did you make it yourself?
Yes!
Yes, I made it!
Wow!
I'm grateful for you!
Um... Okamura-san!
Yes?
Do you remember when you appeared on the radio?
Do you remember?
Before...
Before you gave me a performance...
Okamura-san...
You can't say that now!
That's it! Before you appeared!
I forgot!
I forgot about everyone's jokes!
You remember it again!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for making you say that!
Since that time...
Miki! Miki!
Miki!
Yes!
What did you say?
What is it?
It's a wedding photo!
Oh!
Wedding photo!
Is it your own newlywed wife?
Oh, yes!
Oh, I see!
Wow!
It's wonderful!
Wow!
Miki-san!
You are an ex-staff member of Kira Kira Afro, right?
Oh, yes!
You don't remember me, do you?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You don't remember me, do you?
You are exaggerating!
There was someone who said "cat-chan" earlier...
Oh, I wonder if it's gone now...
Where is the cat-chan?
It's big!
It's quite big...
It's cute!
The cat doesn't like you very much!
Who is your fan?
I love you, Tsurube-san!
Oh, that's amazing!
What do you like about me, Tsurube-san?
Tsurube-san?
What do you like about me, Tsurube-san?
You look like you were born recently and you are cute!
I was born recently!
It's been 70 years since I was born!
Oh!
It's a DVD!
It's a limited edition!
It's from 99LIVE!
It's nostalgic!
You should have it!
I don't have it!
Thank you very much!
We should do this kind of report!
But there are 16 of us!
Let's cherish these 16 people!
It's important!
Where did Nozomi go?
Nozomi!
Are you bored?
Nozomi!
Natsuyo!
Which treasure is it?
Natsuyo!
The treasure is...
Can you see it now?
I can't!
What's wrong? Don't say scary things!
What is it?
It's my body!
Treasure!
I don't know why, but I think Morio is frustrated right now.
Because you're making a lot of good jokes.
Morio!
You're wearing a lot of stuff!
A little! I'm wearing a little stuff!
You're wearing a little stuff!
Yuri-chan!
Yuri-san!
Yuri-chan, what are you doing?
What is it?
Oh!
It's a very old telephone card!
It's an early telephone card!
It's an era!
Should I hide this person?
No, no, it's okay!
That person is okay now!
Wait, wait, wait!
There was a real enemy!
No, no, no!
And Abemae! Abemae!
The vessel is big!
After all, 16 people are long!
They've been supporting me for a long time!
No, really!
The band is 16 people!
Now!
I think this is very difficult!
MVP!
One person!
It's difficult!
This is Yabe-san!
Yes!
Isn't this 16 people the MVP?
No, it depends on how you look at it!
Mr. Tokutaku also has about 50 people!
There are a lot of people who don't know about telephone cards!
Everything is the MVP!
Congratulations!
This 16 people are really important, aren't they?
You two only have these 16 people!
And finally, a commemorative photo for the calendar with everyone!
After this, the calendar for 2021 has finally been completed!
Oh, I didn't have this.
I can't even make a face.
Wait!
I made a good calendar.
This is a nice choice.
Ten people will receive a special signature calendar!
To apply, follow the official Abema Twitter account and post with the hashtag "abema-de- tsurunai-2022".
Apply now! We are waiting for you!
It's a nice past calendar.