AISubs v3.5
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It's already started.
What's wrong?
It's just started and you're already wearing glasses.
Can I say it?
It's okay, right?
Can I say it?
It's okay, right?
Next up is...
A passionate date with an actress.
A definite scoop photo!
It's a pretty long title.
That's right.
Next up is...
A passionate scoop photo.
And their partners are...
An actress and an actor.
First up is Tsurube's passionate partner.
Here she is.
Ta-da!
This is real.
Saki Nakaoka.
I've met her in a restaurant before.
She's cute.
She's warming up.
Warming up?
No, no...
How can you say "warming up"?
How do you warm up?
No, no...
It's just...
"Warming up" means you're getting warm.
That's right.
In standard Japanese.
Only a part of you is already warming up.
Is she actually interested in you?
I'm going on a date.
I'm glad you said my name.
I said your name.
Okay, Tsurube-san.
You're going on a date in Ginza.
A grown-up city.
I'm going on a date in Ginza.
In Kyoto?
That's right.
She's a star.
She wants me to take her passionate scoop.
That's right.
So it's important to barely make it.
"Barely make it"?
Please be careful.
Now then...
Tsurube and Saki Nakaoka's passionate scoop in Ginza date.
First up...
Yes?
Tsurube and Saki Nakaoka's passionate scoop in Ginza date.
Where are you?
Well, which one is it?
This...
Ah, this pillar...
It's this pillar, isn't it?
Ah, it's a little gloomy, isn't it?
It's crowded in Ginza city.
In reality, like this...
Well, they're doing something close, aren't they?
There must be some entertainers, too.
Such a dignified meeting...
Ah!
From behind!
Yes!
Takaoka Saki appears!
It's too crowded!
I hate it!
It's too crowded!
But it's already real, isn't it?
It's happy, isn't it?
If you take a picture, right?
It's happy, isn't it?
It's terrible to forget about it.
Are you the person in front of me?
Ah, I glanced at you.
I guess it's your voice, Tsurube-san.
I don't know you at all.
It's too funny.
We moved together.
It's our anniversary today.
I gave you my name.
It's my first time.
Really? Why didn't you give me your name?
I don't know you at all.
It's totally you, Tsurube-san.
Wow, this is real.
Really?
Why didn't you give me your name?
It's natural for you, Takao Kasaki-san.
Who else was there?
There's a lot of chances of you not giving me your name.
Is it different?
It's totally real.
You can only say that in a loud voice.
Are you still saying it?
It's okay.
This is a good picture.
Takao is wearing a mask.
It's different.
The weather is nice.
It's Takao Kasaki-yan.
It's really you, Barren-chan.
Basically, you can get stuck in a picture.
Generally, you can get stuck in a picture.
You rarely eat gelato.
Isn't she beautiful?
- Beautiful, isn't it? - No, it's not.
No, it's not. That's the problem.
- If you were walking hand in hand... - Why are you asking me?
- But... - What about the photo?
- You found it. - I didn't say anything.
- You found it. It's beautiful. - You're both saying it's your fault.
- It's too bright. - It's your fault.
- Hurry up and take it. - It's not my fault!
- Hurry up and take it. - You're making me mad!
- Wrong.
- It's obvious. - You're making me mad!
- No, I'm not.
- It's obvious. - No, I'm not.
- It's obvious. - It's obvious...
- It's obvious that it's your fault. - It's obvious that you're beautiful.
- You're definitely right about it. - You won't know unless you tell me.
- You may have a hard time with dating. - No, I'm not on a great date.
Mask. I can't eat it without it.
- I told you not to eat it. - No, I didn't.
Just eat it!
- She took off her hat, too. - It's fine.
- She's not a ninja or anything like that.
- Cheers! - Look at her face.
If there wasn't a pillar here, you'd look like you're kissing.
- You were about to do it, weren't you? - She's already warmed up.
- I'm scared. - She ate it.
- She probably forgot that we were monitoring. - She probably forgot.
- She's not thinking, right?
- She's not.
- We're shooting a stage picture now. - She came.
- We're shooting a music video. - We'll shoot it on stage, too.
- I know. - Hurry up and put on your hat!
- Put on your hat! Hurry up! - It doesn't look like a scoop if you don't put on your hat!
- You should put it on! - Hang it up! Put on your hat!
It doesn't look like a scoop, does it?
We're at a hotel.
She's inviting us.
We're at a hotel.
In front of the hotel.
She took my hand!
She went in!
Oh, the camera!
The camera's going in!
Don't get caught!
I don't know if it's warm or not.
This hotel is so realistic.
Yes, yes, I'm sorry.
There's a camera for the TV as well.
You can say it directly.
You should at least learn how to do it.
You're a secretariat.
It's all sticky.
Oh!
The camera's stuck!
How do we stop it?
It's going in!
What do we do about the camera?
It's going in!
We don't know what's going on with the camera.
It's like...
The camera's in the elevator.
I'm happy!
I feel like Tsurubetsu-shou would do something like this normally.
Shouldn't we put it back in the bus?
What number was it?
Three, one, two...
Let's go to the room first.
Three, one, two...
But the camera's already stuck in there.
What is this?
This is weird.
What is this situation?
It's already stuck in there.
It's a latch.
If you hold it with your elbow, it's a latch.
The camera's in there.
Shouldn't we stop it?
Let's go in! Let's go in!
Let's go in!
Close it! Close it!
No! Don't close it!
Close it! Close it!
Don't close it!
Take a shower!
Wait a minute! We have a lot of things to do!
Takaoka-san is wearing a mask, but we can see you.
Please be careful when you go on a date or something like that.
It's dangerous when you wear a mask.
What room are you going to? The second half?
Are you going to take off your hat and do it?
I don't like sneaking around in this world for a long time.
I know you don't like it, but I want a picture of you sneaking around.
I thought you'd get mad at me.
I didn't say I didn't like it!
When I entered the hotel, I got angry again.
Stop it!
I thought you'd be angry, but I didn't think you'd be angry.
Stop it!
I took a picture!
A picture?
You were cute back then.
I know you're cute.
Look at this.
Look at this hat.
Your back doesn't look good, Tsurube-san.
I had that feeling.
You had that feeling?
I had that feeling. My body was behind me.
Wow, this is...
Oh, this is...
This is bad.
It's weird. You look like you're hungry.
I know, right?
It's like you can't help it.
But it was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
You'll tell me in the future, won't you?
What?
No, it's not like that.
Thank you so much, Takao Kazami-san!
Thank you!
You took a good picture!
Thank you!
You look like you're having fun.
Which picture will be chosen at the decisive moment?
The way to apply for the viewer's gift is...
At the end of the show!
After this, Okamura and that actress...
In Shibuya...
Okamura-san, you're 51 years old and you're up for a challenge.
What's a challenge?
I don't know what it is.
Challenge...
Scoop's choice of actress is...
This one!
Tomoka Kurotani-san!
You're so beautiful.
I'm beautiful, aren't I?
In the past...
In the past, Kurotani-san...
Yes, yes.
We dated about twice.
Was it Brunei?
We planned to date twice.
If I say this, you'll lose your job.
When I went to see my son's movie, I slept with my son.
It's your job.
It's my job.
What about it?
I'll lose my job.
Stop it.
I'm sorry.
You're a pervert.
Okamura-san, we're going on a date in Shibuya.
Shibuya is a fancy place.
It's still bright in Shibuya.
See you later.
Okamura and Tomoka Kurotani's hot ice scoop Shibuya date.
We're in Shibuya in the afternoon.
It's nice to be in a place like this.
It's Okamura-san's challenge.
I know what you mean.
There he is.
In front of Unicro's sign.
It's Okamura Takashi.
You'll get caught.
I like the way you stand.
They're waiting for each other.
Is he coming?
He's coming.
It's Kurotani.
It's been a while.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How have you been?
You're cute as always.
You haven't changed.
Look at you.
You're so small.
It's our second date.
You're lying.
Where did you go?
You went to Fuji-Q Highland.
That was so quick.
What?
That was so quick.
You're that tall?
Why were you so small?
Small? You're so small.
By the way, you guys got married, right?
We did.
I was a little lonely.
Really.
You're so positive.
Is it bad?
No, not at all.
You know, we've been together for a year.
No, no.
That's nice.
Let's eat something like hamburgers tonight.
Are you hungry?
No, I'm not.
Are you hungry? I'm hungry, too. Can I buy you something?
No, not at all.
You're so positive.
Can you eat inside?
You're so positive.
Chicken burger.
Chicken.
That's fine.
880 yen.
Are you serious?
I'm buying you something.
No, no. I'll pay for it.
No, no.
Are you sure?
Let me pay for it.
Why?
Let me pay for it.
Even though you're newlyweds, you're trying to be popular, aren't you?
Let me pay for it, Okamura.
Are you sure you want me to pay for it?
Yes, you can.
I'm sorry, but I have to pay for it.
What do you always do for your wife?
I always pay for it.
Even when you went on a date?
I always pay for it.
That's nice.
I always pay for it.
That's nice.
I always pay for it.
You should have asked her for more money.
I see.
You wanted me to come more, didn't you?
What did you decide?
You shouldn't have done it with me.
You didn't know me.
No, I didn't know you.
I didn't know you.
If it was 20 years ago,
I would have said more.
I know.
What are you talking about?
I know.
Isn't it the first time for you two to walk together like this?
Yes, it is.
We are friends, aren't we?
We can talk casually like this.
We are entertainers.
Yes, you are right.
I'm a little sad that you are right.
No, you are wrong.
You have been nice to me for a long time.
It was good.
Will you play with me again?
No, I won't.
Really?
No, I won't.
Can we go home now?
I'm surprised.
Can we go home now?
Why?
Can we go home now?
No, I won't.
Really?
No, I won't.
I won't go home.
It's strange.
I feel like I'm doing something wrong.
Yes, you are right.
I don't know where to go from here.
You are kind, Mr. Okamura.
No, you are not.
You are not kind, Mr. Okamura.
No, you are not.
I'm not kind at all.
Shall we go this way?
Oh, we are in a alley.
Have you been here before?
Yes, I used to come here a lot.
Yes, you have.
You are not kind.
I thought you were busy with your work.
I think you still have some emails you have exchanged with me.
Do you?
I think you do.
I used to sell them on my computer.
What?
Didn't you sell them on your computer?
- Your cell phone? - Yeah, I used to sell them on my computer.
- Why? - Oh, there it is!
- Why? - You're good!
- Why did you sell them to me?
- You're good! - I think I gave you my email address.
- You're good! - I exchanged emails with you.
- You blame me for everything! - I used to sell them on my computer.
- Isn't that Love Hotel Street? - Yeah, it is.
- Look. - This is bad.
- Are you okay?
This is Love Hotel with hugs.
- Let's just leave it as it is. - Yeah, let's just leave it as it is.
- Let's just leave it as it is. - There aren't many people, so it's okay.
- Yeah. - It's really...
- It's already this late. - It's still bright.
- It's not night yet. - Look, there's no one here.
- Hey, you like tropical fish, don't you? - Yeah.
- Do you still have some? - I don't.
- Because you have a wife. - No, no, no.
- In front of Love Hotel... - Isn't she cute?
- Hey, it's a goldfish. - It's a goldfish.
- It's bad.
- What is this? - Back in the day...
- ...tropical fish were said to be healing. - Yeah, they were.
- It was quite young back in the day. - No, if you walk around in a place like this...
- Isn't it bad? - Why?
- Look, someone's here. - Why?
- Look, someone's here. - Are you okay? Can't you tell?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Takashi?!
What are you doing, Takashi?!
Do you know her?
She's Morioh!
I'm sorry.
Morioh is here!
This is complicated.
Takashi, I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry.
What is "what"?!
No, I just...
Triangle, triangle...
There's a reason for it, I'm sorry.
What is it?!
What is it, Takashi?!
No, no...
Are you dating this woman?!
No, it's not like I'm dating her...
Are you dating her?!
This is an interesting development!
Are you dating her?!
This is funny...
Are you dating her?!
Why are you here?!
Come on, let's see each other!
I'm really sorry...
Is this private?
No, it's not private!
Why are you here?!
This is an infinite room...
Takashi was lying to me!
This is crazy...
What?!
You're dating someone other than me?!
No, it's not like that...
Today...
Today?!
Today...
You're really popular, Brother Oka!
I've been with you...
About 20 years ago...
I don't think our time together is a long time...
Get away from me!
Hug me!
Get away from me!
Get away!
Okawa, say something!
I'm sorry.
Say something!
I'm sorry.
Say something!
Today...
I won't.
- I won't today. - You won't today?
Okawa, you're panicking, aren't you?
- "Sorry, Morio." - We're friends.
Why do you apologize like that?
What did you say? "Sorry, Morio."
- "Sorry, Morio." - What is that?
Be clear about it.
- Huh? - Do you not care about me?
No, not at all.
If you say "sorry," what are you going to do with me?
You...
- You have no choice but to choose. - Yes, well...
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - Which one will you choose?
- Seriously. - "Morio."
- Ah! - Why?!
Ah!
- Wow! - Go home?
You go home?
- I chose "Morio." - You go home?
You chose it, didn't you?
- I'm sorry, I can't choose. - I'll give you one more chance.
Which one? Which one will you choose?
- Those eyes! - "Morio."
- Those puppy-like eyes! - What is this?!
- I'm sorry. - She chose "Morio."
- I'm so proud of you, Colonel! - "She was that kind of woman."
- She's an actress! Wow, a stage wig! - "I'll give you one of those."
- I'll call you. - "No."
- We're both stage wigs. - "Don't call me again!"
- Amazing! - "I'm sorry."
- "I need goldfish." - "Goldfish?" - "Goldfish."
- "Hurry up and go!"
- She chose "Morio." - "I'm sorry."
- This is amazing! - "Love Hotel," she chose "Morio."
- This is amazing!
- Time's up!
- You know how amazing she is, so you don't have to say anything.
- When she said "can I go home?" you said "no, no." - I was like "what?" - You said "no, no."
- And her hug was amazing. - It was amazing. - It was really cute, so I did it naturally. - Wasn't it cool? - It was great for a shot.
- I think it was a little embarrassing to be taken there. I thought something weird was coming out of my chest. - You didn't know that? - No, I didn't know at all.
- When I saw it, I did it naturally. - Oh, it's a school photo. - It's amazing! - Wow, look at this! - It's great that it's through the window. - This is not good! - What is this? - The camera is good! - It's like a mother and son.
- Like "congrats for passing the exam!" - Wow, this is not good! - Wow, it's definitive! - Even this is like a magazine quote. - No, no, it's like "stay!" - You can't go! - Don't go! - It's like you're under attack by reporters. - You look like you're apologizing to a reporter. - It was great. - Thank you! - It was a surprise for you to come back. - That's right. - It looks like you're going back to Hokkaido again. - Yes. - Good work!
Thank you very much.
There is still a decisive moment.
Which photo will be chosen?
How to apply for the winner calendar viewer gift is shown at the end of the program.