AISubs v3.5
They're finally starting. Tsurube, Nainai, Ganso, English is forbidden bowling, perfect version!
This, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this.
Eloy, eloy, eloy, eloy.
Tsurube and Nainai receive a big reward. A huge party of applause!
What is it?!
This attack of wrath!
The legendary reward is back and the members are excited!
I can see it all now!
It's a difficult situation!
In addition, unreleased scenes that could not be shown in the main story due to ADEMA PREMIUM are also released!
Let's go!
Three, two, one, go!
Original English-forbidden bowling perfect version, start!
Tokyo is a big city.
The three men gathered at the bowling alley.
Original English-forbidden bowling final episode special!
The final episode!
I'm glad I'm here.
Why didn't that sign come up?
It's strange.
Why did it disappear all of a sudden?
I thought it wouldn't happen anymore.
I'm happy that we can do it in the final episode.
I didn't have any concerns, so I thought it would fail.
I'm grateful that we were able to do it.
For Okamura, it will be his first and last bowling match as a husband.
If I really reported it to Shimura, I wondered what Shimura would say.
Why?
What's wrong with you?
This time, as Tsurube's powerful assistant,
I've invited someone who's perfect for Shimura's big role!
Please come in!
It's Shidori!
Shimura's big role isn't good.
It's a big role.
That's too much.
I know.
When I came here for this job, I said I couldn't do it.
But when I watched the last episode, you were so nervous.
That's right.
I hope you enjoy it.
Was it broadcasted on Pay Channel?
It's a great show.
Originally, English is prohibited in bowling.
The rules are simple. English during play is not allowed at all.
Every time you violate the rules, you will be fined 1,000 yen.
Of course, there are rewards for strikes and spares.
This year, we have prepared a sexy social distance reward.
Social reward.
That's right.
Can you get excited?
Why do you say that?
Because of COVID-19.
But you said it before we got in touch with you.
That's right.
This year's reward is also rumored.
What do you mean?
What is it?
I know. It's Kotatsu!
I'll show you later, but Kotatsu is terrible.
I'm usually a terrible person, but I think Kotatsu is terrible.
Can you show me later?
It's my job in front of the camera, but if you show me later, I'll give you Kotatsu.
When I saw Kotatsu, I knew I shouldn't watch it.
Kotatsu is bad.
This time, we have invited three gorgeous guests for Team Tsurube.
Mr. Nishimura, Mr. Ukari, and Mr. Nishimura, who was talked about last year.
And VIPs from overseas can also come.
If VIPs from overseas are coming, please come out before me.
Well then, is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Well then, let's go again!
"Original English No Bowling Final Special" Start!
It's started!
Don't say you can't do it from now on!
Who will go first?
Well, that's...
Daigo wants to go first.
No, no, that's...
You have to start with me!
Daigo was supposed to go first!
Why are you pulling me out?
No, I'm pulling you out!
You said it!
I'm not pulling you out!
Every time you make a noise, you pay 1,000 yen!
But Tsurume-san, you know...
This year...
It's okay.
Why is it like this?
But...
I'll take it off.
What will you take off?
The belt.
You said it!
Why are you saying it in a different way?
You don't have to take it off.
I'll throw it, so it's hard.
You should have it.
It hurts!
Shimura-san gets angry a lot.
You're always like this.
He's definitely a veteran, but he has a heavy butt in front of the camera.
A veteran and a camera.
Two!
A veteran and a camera.
You said it again.
Why did you say it like that?
You said it like that, too?
Why did you say it like that at the end?
You should have put it in my seat.
You should have put it there.
No, no!
I won't do it again.
Got it?!
Yes!
Is it painful?
No, no.
It's the most painful part of my head.
The most painful part of your head.
It's like a strike.
You should have said it.
You should have said it in Japanese.
It hasn't started yet!
Not yet!
Shimura-san!
Let's do it together!
I'll win!
Will it be a victory for Shimura-san?
First throw!
It starts with Tsurube-san!
Please!
A little to the left!
You should have thrown it like you normally do!
That's right!
You're getting worse and worse.
But isn't it easier to catch?
That's right!
It's always in the middle.
It can't be helped.
Daigo, let's show everyone that you did a good job for me.
Is it okay?
Daigo-san's first throw!
Normally, this is...
Everything is fair!
It's in the middle!
Hit it with the head pin!
It's in!
The high school girls' team will start with Okamura-san!
Alright!
He's the boss of the girls' team.
That's right!
After they got married.
Shimura-san, watch me!
Here I go!
They got married!
They got married in the morning!
With their first throw!
It's in!
They got it down!
It's in!
They have three pins left!
It's in!
I want to win today!
Why?
For you, Shimura-san!
I lost a lot of times.
That's right!
I've won a lot of times.
It's in!
Alright, Yabe-san!
Your first throw!
Will it come in?
A little to the left!
It's in!
One pin left!
It's in!
It's still good!
It's in!
Right in the middle!
It's in!
The pink pin that they introduced this year as well!
Even with the strike or spare,
you can get a reward when you defeat the pin!
Is the staff thinking of a lot of things?
I didn't care at all!
You're talking too much!
I want you to take that!
- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
- That's heavy! - If you knock it down, it won't come out!
- That's heavy! - That's heavy!
- But Shimura-san already had a lot of first hits! - That's right!
- I'll take over the show's "sukebe"! - Nice "sukebe"!
- How about it?! - How about it?!
- The first "pink pin" wins! - Strike!
- Strike!
- I did it! - I did it!
- "Pink pin" and "strike"!
- What's going to happen?! - It's all for you, Shimura-san!
- What?! I don't have to take it off?! - Yes!
- Is it okay like this?! - Yes!
- You're really erotic, Daigo! - Yes!
- You're really accepting it! - I'm accepting it!
- Daigo-san won the first prize! - Then, let's go!
- Cosplay "beauty" appears! - How will it go?
- Wow! - Wow!
- Now, here it is! - Cute!
- The secret of cosplay is "cow cosplay" along with this year's "cattle"! - Cow!
- Cow and cow are... - Daigo-san, "strike"!
- Oh... - Oh...
- Ne... - Ne...
- De... - De...
- U... - U...
- Keep up the good work! - Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
Thank you, but everyone is looking at you!
It can't be helped. Social...
Social...
There was also a feeling that you were the most special.
Because I'm a social l.
The angle is different.
This girl is cute!
What are you doing? Are you going to sit there for me?
Don't get too close.
That girl is really cute.
You may have noticed, but you look like her.
Your face!
When you do erotic things...
I see. I'm happy about this. This is a reward.
I see.
But it's getting better and better.
Yes.
However!
Now, a pink girl has appeared in the 9x9 team!
Is this it?
All right!
Oh, no.
I'll beat you up.
Over there...
I'll beat you up.
Peach... Pink...
Did you say peach?
No, no.
Was "pink" English?
Is "pink" English?
Don't you know that?
Didn't you say it earlier?
"Peach"... "Peach"...
"Peach"...
I said it after "peach".
I see.
From the middle to a little to the right.
I'll beat you up.
OK?
All right! Let's go!
What was that?
No, no.
I said "OK" to the director.
Oh, it's me.
I traced you. I traced you.
Don't do that.
I traced you.
Why? It's been a while.
I traced you.
Let's go!
All right! Let's go!
Aiming for the pink pin!
It's Iabe's first shot!
The first pin-pin of the Nine-Nine team! Aiming for the pink pin!
It's Iabe's second shot!
Get married and settle down. You have kids too, so don't get too excited here.
We always get excited here every year.
The first reward for the Nine-Nine team is Iabe- san.
I'm looking forward to it.
Here we go! Here comes the cosplay beauty!
The police will come out, right?
It's the police!
Iabe-san.
Yes?
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Ah! Ah! You dropped your contact lens!
No way!
Um... Could you help me look for it?
Sure!
Where did you put it?!
Um... Follow me and help me look for it!
Yes! Can I move?
Yes!
Where did you put it?
Huh?!
Is it here? Is it here?
It's the second one and you're asking me if it's here?!
Wow!
Did you find it?
Ah!
Thank goodness!
Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
This is the second one and it's pretty good!
No, no, it's pretty good!
It's pretty good!
So, if everyone gets a strike, it's like that!
That's right! In a sense, it's more erotic than usual!
Erotic!
It's erotic!
Certainly!
Right, Mr. Shimura? That contact drop content!
That's right!
You drop that!
That's right!
You do it!
Then you follow along!
There was!
But isn't this fun?
Until the end!
It's a little...
Isn't it flying too much?
Mr. Okamura, but if you defeat this!
It's another reward!
Really?
Yes!
You can do it!
Whether it's a spare or not!
I'll do it!
Now, will it continue?
Mr. Okamura!
Has it come? Has it come? Has it come? Has it come?
Wow!
Fast! Fast!
Fast!
Fast! Fast!
No! No! Continuous prizes!
Fast!
Everyone will be defeated!
Eh! Because it's the last episode!
Because my situation is different from before!
That's right!
Because you're married!
There are things you shouldn't do!
That's right!
But isn't it just a normal prize like everyone else?
Yes!
Then, let's go!
The appearance of Cosplay Vision!
Fast! Fast! Fast!
He's angry!
Who is it?
In this situation!
Ah! That's why!
Because you're married!
Because you're married, you're angry!
Ah! Because you're married!
You're angry about me!
That's not it!
Morio, you're really doing it!
Wait!
Do you have such a heavy feeling?
The feeling of hitting a tree with a tree!
Like this!
Wait a minute!
Do you have such a strong feeling?
It's really painful!
Because you're married!
It's like I'm about to cry!
It's really painful!
You're really angry!
It's been a while since Okamura-san has been hit!
It's really painful!
No! I'm scared!
What is it?
He said he was going to hang himself!
Is there a possibility of dying?
What is it?
It's a legal item!
Oh! A bell has rung!
A bell has rung!
Who is it?
It's time for a special guest to appear!
Who is it?
Special guest time!
To make up for the bowling match that is coming to an end,
this time, three gorgeous guests have rushed to Team Tsurube's fifth team!
From Mr. Yoshimura to Mr. Yukari,
from that person who was very active last year,
and even from overseas, a super big cloud,
who will appear first?
Please draw one card and the person who drew it will appear now!
Can you choose one?
It's too late!
Number 3!
Number 3 is...
this person!
Oh!
It's Ryuhei Ueshiba!
Hello!
Ryuhei! Ryuhei Ueshiba!
Thank you for coming!
I'm not very excited!
It's the first time I've heard you say it like that!
Since this is Mayor Shimura's last show...
I thought I should also do my best for the show.
But you made me do this all of a sudden...
I can't even say "yes" or say "no"
"Yes" too?
We can't do what Dachio Club does.
That's right.
We can't do hot water bath.
We can't do oden.
We can't do anything.
The business is over!
The business is over.
Ueshiba-san, don't beat pink with this.
It's red and pink.
It's about the same width.
You have a bad stomach.
This is No. 9.
It's a golf ball.
It's my favorite.
No. 9 is for kids.
It's for young girls.
All my fingers are called thumb.
If you talk about it too much, you'll find a lot of boring parts.
It's a miracle.
Here we go.
Ueshiba Ryuhei.
Will he be able to play his role?
Here we go!
He did it!
He played his role!
He did it!
If you know that, you're wrong.
Let's call her out.
The cosplay beauty is here!
Remote?
Yes, remote.
The reward for today is a remote cosplay beauty.
Yes, yes.
For the remote cosplay beauty here, for only 30 seconds, you will listen and do anything you are told.
For example, Sayamaru, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
Can you do a sexy pose for me?
Yes.
That's good.
You can call one person.
For example, all eight of you, please do a sexy pose for the camera.
Is there such a dream like this?
That's amazing.
Everyone, show me your faces a little more.
Can you show me a little?
Be like Shima-san.
That's good.
You look like Shima-san.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, you do look like her.
Yes, I know. Thank you.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
Please do whatever you want.
Ready, start!
Sayaka-chan, can you write your phone number on the paper over there and give it to me?
No?
That's right, you can say anything.
You can say anything.
Everyone, you can't take it from above.
Can you do a puff puff?
Puff puff.
Can you do a puff puff?
Puff puff.
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone do it! Everyone do it properly!
Ah! Wait! What should we do?
Go! Stand up! Stand up! Stand up! Show me your butt!
Stand up! Hey, remote!
The Wi-Fi is bad!
Why did you say "stand up and show me your butt" at the end?
This makes me really anxious. When the time comes.
Stand up and show me your butt!
But you can't show your boobs, right?
You can't do that.
Sayaka-chan did it just now.
If you meet her somewhere, you can say "it was Sayaka- desu" at that time.
If you meet her somewhere in the city...
See? This is how Shimura-san does it.
This is how Shimura-san does it.
See? You can't eat together.
So, the third frame is over.
Ueshiba-san, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Ueshiba-san came in earlier than me.
That's right.
Ueshiba-san waited there.
Shimura-san came in earlier than me.
Now, it's the inside-out team.
If I take all of them and come out of the forest again, I'll just get beaten up.
No, no.
Is there a reward for that?
We've prepared a lot of things for you.
Here we go.
Blue, Kamura-san.
No pink pins.
For the reward...
He defeated the pink pins and won!
That's amazing!
I don't know why, but both of you have really good scores.
You're losing strength.
That's amazing!
You're doing well, Kamura-san.
I'm doing well, but...
Is the back okay?
It's right.
I'll be careful about that.
It's right.
Now, let's call in...
The cosplay beauties!
It's really cut off.
It's still in place.
It's not in place.
What did you bring?
- A comment from a famous person. - A comment from a famous person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I caught you.
- Self-protection. - Self-protection.
- The day before. - The day before. "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
"Don't lie to me, you." "Yeah," he said. "Yeah."
- Two days ago. - Yeah.
- Mr. Samba, right? - Yeah.
- You're laughing less now. - Yeah.
- Mr. Samba, apparently. - Yeah.
- He's really scary. - And then there's Mr. Morio.
- That's a proud shark. - I'm angry.
I'm scared.
I'm angry about that.
Oh no, my left cheek is going to swell up today.
- It's going to swell up today. - Next, turn it to the right.
- Next, really turn it to the right. - Next, really turn it to the right.
- Isn't it a little strange today? - Is it red?
- It's red. - It's red.
- I can't help it because you're angry. - Wait a minute.
I'm going to faint for a moment.
- Even if you look at it, it looks heavy. - It looks heavy.
I'm really scared. Stop it.
I don't need a pink pin.
- I haven't reported it. - I know, but...
Next, turn it to the other side!
I'm scared.
- I'm already married, so I know. - Really?
- Next, turn it to the other side. - Really? - What are you looking at?
- I can't do it. - I can't do it.
- Something has started. - Do something behind me today.
Are you panicking?
If this is true, I can't do it.
- You say this in front of us. - Mr. Ueshima.
- Mr. Ueshima, where are you going? - What? What's wrong?
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.
- There's nothing wrong. - There's nothing wrong.
- If there's nothing wrong, it's the biggest problem. - I'm scared.
Next up is Mr. Tsube and Mr. Daigo's team.
- I only have a pink pin. - I only have a pink pin.
- I don't have a pink pin.
- They're aiming for the strike. - It's looking good!
- They got it! - They got it!
- What will Mr. Tsube and Mr. Daigo do? - Wow!
- They got it! - They got it!
- They're doing it at a great pace. - They're doing it at a great pace.
- It's not like Mr. Shimura is going to beat them up. - It's not like Mr. Shimura is going to beat them up.
- Yes.
They're going to use this chance they got from the strike.
Let's go! Cosplay beauties are coming!
- You're going to do it, right? - What?
- Would you like to play catch ball with me? - I would.
Here we go.
- A glove and a ball came out. - Here we go.
Mr. Tsube, please put it on.
I'm going to be the catcher, so please throw me the strike.
Catcher! Let's play!
Catcher! Catcher!
Throw it slowly.
I see.
Then, pitcher Tsurube-san, catcher Bijou!
Yes!
Let's go!
How is it? It's been a while since I saw you like this.
I look a little cool.
She's amazing!
Isn't it okay for a catcher like me to be here?
No, you look dignified.
I won't dig you for a while.
You won't dig me?
You won't dig me is good.
Let's aim for the top three.
First pitch, Tsurube-san!
He threw it!
It's low!
It's really low.
It's really good.
Let's open a store like this in Osaka.
A store like this?
It's now.
It's far away.
It's a catch ball.
That's right.
How many times do you want me to say it?
It's good.
Second pitch!
It's low!
He's catching it firmly.
It's the last pitch.
He's bringing it in.
Can you sit down for a second?
Sit down!
I think I've become really skinny since I started this show.
That's because you're an adult.
Don't blame the show.
It's the last pitch. Strike!
It's cool.
Don't you think it's creepy?
It's creepy.
This is fun.
It's the last pitch.
Strike!
It's low!
It's a ball.
Until the strike...
It's good.
Three balls in a row.
Do your best for the show.
I'll do my best.
It's low.
Next up is the inside team.
If you get this, you'll come out again?
It's a high score battle.
I'll go.
What is it?
The fourth pitch of the inside team.
It's going in from Yabe!
Is it good?
It's coming in again!
Eight balls in a row!
Wait a minute.
I'm scared!
Okamura has a chance!
I'm really scared of this.
If you do it on purpose, you'll know.
I'm really scared of this.
It's a different pattern now.
That's right.
Yabe has a chance.
Will Okamura get it?
Will he get it?
It's coming in again!
It's low!
It's a high score!
It's a high score for Okamura.
Wait a minute.
I really want you to do it the other way around.
This is also a reward.
It can't be helped.
What kind of cosplay beauty will appear?
The cosplay beauty appears!
There it is!
Huh?
You brought that?
It's true.
It's Hokkaido.
Hokkaido ham. Hokkaido ham.
Mr. Tsurube.
Thank you for 17 years.
This is Hokkaido's famous ham.
If you don't mind, please eat it with your wife.
She's a wonderful person.
I'll come visit you in Hokkaido.
I'll be waiting for you.
Morioh is a good girl.
She's a good girl.
Mr. Tsurube.
Yes?
Since your debut, you've done a lot of things.
I never thought you'd be involved in a show like this.
If you have any future plans, please let me know.
Thank you!
Please let me know.
He's a good friend.
Daigo!
Yes?
You're good!
Thank you.
I'm looking forward to your future.
Yes!
I've been watching you in Hokkaido.
I'll come visit you again.
Please eat this.
Thank you!
She hasn't gotten used to being honest yet.
She likes him!
She still doesn't like him.
Like a woman.
She's cute.
What's with this sudden attack?
I'm sorry!
She came out every year even if I kissed her.
She came out last.
She didn't get used to being hated.
That's right.
But there's nothing I can do about it.
Oh! A bell again!
Once again, it's special guest time!
There are only two special guests left.
The person who was very active last year?
Or a super VIP from overseas?
Which one will they choose?
There are only two cards left.
What should we do?
Tsurube-san, again...
No, no, Daigo will do it.
Daigo-san, is it OK?
OK, Daigo-san...
OK...
Number 2!
OK, I'll turn it over.
The next special guest is...
This person!
Fujii Sotani-kun!
No, he's not coming.
OK, here you go!
Thank you!
He's not coming.
Fujii Sotani-kun, who achieved historical success in 2020!
Wow!
You've aged quite a bit.
I'm 18.
You're 18?
Fujii...
Ote!
Ote came up!
Ote...
Ote came up.
We just received information that...
It seems like the staff forgot to make a booking call due to staff's mismanagement.
However, for Tsurube-san's sake, we urgently called you.
Wow, isn't that great?
For Tsurube-shisho's sake...
You're too popular!
What do you like about Shishin?
I don't want you to ask me, but what do you like about it?
Um...
Kansai dialect...
Where are you from?
Where?
That's... um...
Don't ask me too much!
Where are you from?
Everyone's asking you!
You can't say it here. Where are you from?
I'm from... um... Japan! Japan!
Who knows?
You don't have many, do you?
No, I don't.
Fujii-kun's...
Fujii-kun...
Ote!
Ote...
Niirokufu!
Niirokufu...
Just one girl laughed.
If Fujii-kun gets a pink pin, Daigo-san gets a reward.
Are you okay with that?
I'm okay! I'm okay!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
Please!
Okay, let's go!
Can I say just this?
Yes.
I'm doing this because I want to.
That's all I want you to know.
There seems to be a lot of people who look different.
He's not playing shogi.
He's holding a bowling ball.
Fujii Sotani-kun!
Please! Please!
A pink pin from the middle!
Fujii-san!
You did it!
Amazing!
You're amazing, Fujii-san!
As expected of Fujii Sotani-kun!
Ote!
Fujii-san, you're amazing!
You did it!
You really did it!
I've been getting a lot of "A"s for a while now.
Next up is Fujii Sotani-kun's cosplay vision, which is also a present from Fujii Sotani-kun!
Oh!
What's that?
The one who came out is a fencing beauty!
What a great idea!
Staff, are you a genius?
The fencing beauty came out with a smile!
This is bad, she's following us!
Daigo-san, let's have a fencing battle with me!
Can we?
Yes!
I've never killed a girl before, so I don't know where we'll end up, but can we?
Yes!
Fencing has a category called "flure", "epe", and "sabre"
but the category you'll be competing against is a new category, "sexy"!
"Sexy"?
Yes!
You're going to react like that?
You'll have to reach a place that you think is "sexy"!
If you reach a place that you think is "sexy" by using this search engine, you'll get points!
Wow!
Yes!
Alright, Daigo-san, are you ready?
Do your best, Daigo!
There are times when Daigo gets tired, too!
There are times when I get tired, too!
Alright, let's begin!
Begin!
Fencing battle!
Daigo-san's...
Fierce attack!
This is fun!
Fencing is beautiful!
His attacks are unstoppable!
Daigo-san's fighting spirit!
He's gaining a lot of points!
Time's up!
What kind of rehearsal is this?
What would have happened if she had won?
Couldn't she get even one point?
She didn't do it.
It was such a violent attack that Tsukuma couldn't do anything about it.
Can you say it's a very good elasticity?
I've been able to convey it.
I wanted Shimura-san to do it, too.
I wanted you to do it, too.
That loose feeling...
I'm happy!
Lastly, a message, please!
Daigo-san, you're stronger than you look.
Keep up the good work with bowling like this.
She's like a complete idiot!
This is fun.
Thank you very much!
Thank you.
Thank you very much for coming to the 92nd!
Please sit down and watch.
It's still...
If you touch this...
Fencing was fun.
Until now...
It was a little forward with a spare aim!
It's like sliding your head!
How is it?
Are you okay?
You're going to get angry at the string in front of you.
Wait a minute.
Wax...
I fell with this once before, so I'm scared of this.
You did it a few years ago, didn't you?
Yes, I did it once.
But now...
It was like you did it on purpose.
I did it on purpose. It's really scary.
I don't think I can do it once a year.
After that, the inside and outside teams also received a beautiful reward.
On the other hand, Tsurubu-san missed his spare chance, too.
Until now, catching wasn't the best.
No, it was good. That was good.
He's good at it.
But...
Fencing...
The one that continues...
It's something you haven't felt before.
I see.
Contact lenses were good, too.
To be clear...
But...
Normally, pink comes out of this area.
It's here!
Double!
Wow, double!
It's cool.
Yoshimoto is cool.
I see.
The bell rang here.
Now, it's time for a special guest to appear.
An overseas VIP?
There's only one card left.
An overseas VIP.
I'll take a look at it.
My hands are shaking.
I'll show you.
This person will appear.
Donald Trump, President of the United States!
No way.
He's here!
President of the United States!
American first!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Mr. Trump!
American first!
It's not that big.
How is it?
I'm tearing up.
Is it a TV?
A little.
When you see it in real life, it's actually small.
When you see it on the screen...
It's big.
It looks big...
But it's actually small.
United American Sports.
How do you pronounce it?
By...
Bo...
Boy...
It's a hell of a contest.
Now that I think about it,
I think you're like Obama.
You look like him.
I have two pairs of jeans.
Let's see.
Too Pink!
It's a little like Trump, but the shoes are loose.
I see.
It's from Siberia.
It's a little like Trump, but the shoes are loose.
You flew a little late.
It was heavy.
This is probably the last day as president.
President Trump, with all my heart, will not go back to America without leaving any results!
Trump strike with a drive!
Great!
It's different.
President Trump, with all my heart, will not go back to America without leaving any results!
Great!
That was Daigo's speech.
Now, it's the appearance of cosplay beauty!
Cute!
What's this?
Which one do you like?
White one?
I'm going to change.
You're going to change there?
It's like weird hair.
Oh, I see.
Wait a minute, even the color is reflected.
Be careful.
I think Shimura-san will like it.
Master, I'm sure he will like it.
He's happy.
From above?
What did you just take?
It's like an apron.
Take it slow.
What's wrong?
The phone is ringing.
No, the phone is ringing.
The phone is ringing.
Hello?
Is this Daigo-san?
Daigo-san, Daigo-san, I have a phone call for you.
What?
Daigo-san, what's going on?
It's a phone call, so I can't help it.
I'm sorry for calling you at a time like this.
It's pretty urgent.
I'm sorry.
I'm working.
I'm recording right now.
Did something happen to your family?
It might have happened.
I don't know what's going on.
Can I talk to you for a second?
It's like Shimura-san from "Kotatsu".
Can I come in?
Please answer the phone.
I'm sorry, but I have a phone call for you.
I'm sorry.
It's not like you came here.
Can you cut it out, Daigo?
This is amazing.
You're lying.
It's a phone call, right?
I'm a parent.
If you say something like that, I'll get mad.
No, I'm a parent.
You're alive.
This is amazing.
Yes.
Hello.
Hello, Daigo-san.
Thank you for your hard work.
No, no.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I called you for a second.
I'm sorry.
Can you tell me what's going on right now?
Right now...
Well...
I can see everything.
Compared to earlier...
You're on a different level.
Daigo, I'll cut it out.
Just tell me what's going on.
Okay, okay.
This is amazing.
Can you wait for me for a second?
Oh, I see.
You know, a white one with a blood vessel.
Oh, I see.
Everyone's favorite boobs.
Oh, I see.
There's no one I hate.
Oh, I see.
Something like cutlet curry.
You like it, don't you?
So, at that stage,
that was also "that"?
I don't know if "that" was "that", but...
Daigo-san, could you go back to your seat?
Could you hang up the phone?
Thank you very much.
Wow, what a phone.
This girl is amazing.
She appears a little bit later,
so she's cute when she's a little bit closer.
She's cute, isn't she?
She's cute.
She's a pretty girl, isn't she?
Yes, she's a pretty girl.
She's pretty.
Daigo-san, thank you for choosing me.
You're welcome.
Oh, I see, I see.
I've seen you before,
so it'll be easy for you to move on.
She's tall and has a good voice.
She has really good legs.
That's why she looks like someone.
She does, she does.
Right?
She definitely looks like someone over there.
She's really weird.
President Trump, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you for the meal!
Thank you!
I hope you can sleep soundly tonight.
No.
You can't sleep?
Nightmare.
Now, we have the silverware on both sides.
It's a 9x9 team.
Yama-san, this is a job where you don't get scolded by your wife.
Yes, it's a job,
Are you all cheating on each other here?
We're not cheating.
This is the last episode.
Unfortunately.
Oh no, the three of you have two pink pins.
Put it in the middle.
Will he get it?
It's in the left direction!
He got a pink pin!
Both of them said it!
Scary!
Now, it's time for the cosplay beauty!
Oh, not again!
Hey, stop! Stop! Don't move from there!
This is the mine removal team. We received a tip that there are mines buried around here.
Oh, no!
If you move without permission, it will explode!
Please lie down slowly. We will check if there are mines.
Please turn around.
That's right, that's right.
Then, check, start!
Switch!
No, I'm scared.
It's weird.
Oh, what?
There it is!
Mine found!
We will remove it now!
Remove it?
Switch...
On!
Please remove it!
Oh, no!
What's going on?
How is it?
This is bad!
Mine removal complete!
It was a small mine, so it was a little difficult, but now it's safe!
Please do your best for the rest of the frame!
She said a little bad things about me.
A little. She said a little bad things about me.
I feel like I'm an adult now.
- For the first time... - For the first time...
I've done something like this on TV before.
No, I haven't!
- Ah, ah, ah... - Ah, I've found it!
- I can do it! - This is where Okamura-san would like to shoot!
- Because he has already said goodbye to Moriman - san. - That's right.
Now, he's aiming for the spare...
Will it go in? The left half of the basket is a little off!
So close...
- It's too bad it wasn't a spare. - It can't be helped.
- Ah, two more! - Yes!
- No, it's here! - Ah, here...
- I'll try and get a good one. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's okay in the middle. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Now, will it go in? - Ah, it's good!
- It's going in! - Will it go in? Will it go in?
Is it going in? Will it go in?
- It went in! - It went in!
- And it even gave me a chance! - It went in!
- It went in well. - The pink pin you defeated for ten years!
- I'm going to disperse what I've defeated so far! - Yes, you're going to disperse it.
- You can't. You can't let it out. - I can't let it out.
Now, let's call out! The appearance of the cosplay beauty!
Huh?
This time...
Save the beauty's crisis!
We have to save her!
That's right!
Now, in front of Tsurube-san is...
A fire extinguisher?
It's a fire extinguisher!
Actually, a certain beauty is in crisis right now.
And that beauty is about to come out.
We would like you to save the beauty with that fire extinguisher.
What's going on?
We have to save her, right?
Now, in a critical situation, we have the beauty!
Here you go!
It's a difficult situation!
Help me!
It's difficult! It's difficult!
A dynamite is being wrapped!
It's already being fired!
Ready, start!
The time limit is 3 seconds!
The time limit is 15 seconds!
Dynamite!
If you don't put out the dynamite's fire...
Ah, it's blowing! It's blowing!
Please put it out!
Calm down!
15 seconds left!
Hurry up!
Oh no!
It's already burning!
It's burning!
Oh no!
10 seconds left!
Hurry up!
Fire! Fire!
Is the fire going out?
It's dangerous!
If it goes out, it's over!
It's dangerous!
4, 3, 2, 1!
Fire! Fire!
It went out! It went out!
It went out!
It somehow went out!
It went out, but...
No, no, no...
It went out, but...
I...
I went out, but...
Thank you for going out!
No, it's not that...
Thank you!
What is that?
What are you doing?
It went up!
I'm happy!
Don't go down!
You just went down!
I just touched the catch ball and went down!
I know!
Somehow...
The one who wants it on TV...
With this, once again...
The last one...
If you knock it down...
Please lend me your strength!
Here I go!
Aiming for the pink pin on the right side...
With all my heart...
I did it!
Did you aim for it too much?!
It's too early for me to defeat you here, isn't it, Mr. Shimura?!
That's right. He had that kind of power.
You always defeat me when I'm like this, don't you?
It's too early for me...
Once again, the pink pin has appeared.
Mr. Kamura, you can just throw it like this, right?
Yes, I'll do it.
Let's see if it's a strike, a spare, or a pink pin to reward you!
It's here! It's here! It's here!
Make sure you hit it with the pink pin!
It's about time for a new development.
Okay, let's begin!
The cosplay pigeon for Mr. Okamura has appeared!
Huh?
There's still something left.
As I thought...
I can't hate you!
As I thought...
So, Takashi...
Can you do me one last favor?
Sure.
Come on!
Can you breathe over there?
I can breathe with my life in my hands!
In this situation, it's gradually shrinking!
Takashi!
Takashi, don't!
I...
won't hold back anymore!
Takashi!
Because I need to compress it!
Don't compress it!
Compress it!
It's coming from Mr. Ukamura's side.
That's right.
Are you okay, Bobby?
Are you okay?
His life is gone.
Are you okay, Bobby?
His life is gone.
What's going on?
I'm scared, but...
Thank you, Kotoshi.
Thank you, Takashi.
Thank you, Morio!
He was able to get back from Japan several times.
Thank you, Morio.
I'm scared, so I stopped.
You like it, don't you?
Wow!
It's all pink!
Really?
Here we go!
How is it?
It's a little off to the left, but it's all pink!
It's all pink!
It's all pink, but it's all pink.
It's a brilliant strategy to leave three people.
It's already the fourth person.
Here's a reward for the fifth person!
Here's a cosplay pijama!
It's dennzo!
Here it is!
Denzo-kun, it's you!
And here it is!
The fun box is out!
Such a cute boy.
And again, considering social distance,
this bag is a little longer than usual.
But that doesn't mean anything...
If you please!
From 3 pots, compared to last time, the number of pots will be doubled!
I see.
It's added.
As many as you want.
With 6 pots, you can look at it from anywhere.
What?
It's up to Daigo.
Until now, everyone enjoyed it, but only Daigo enjoyed it.
This is the best so far.
It's a good one.
This is the best.
So that's it, side and front.
Yes.
Are you talking about the side?
I wonder what it looks like.
If you look closely, you can't tell, can you?
The team is mine.
Team.
No, the team...
You can't do that.
It's up to Daigo.
What's with you all of a sudden?
It's not a team.
It's not a team!
It's up to you, Tsurube-san.
You can look at it from wherever you like.
You have to go little by little.
I see.
From here...
First, from the left side...
Let me see your face.
This side?
Yes, why? Are you doing something for me?
I'm looking forward to it.
You're really cute.
Can I?
I'll go from this side.
One, two...
What's with you, Daigo?
Hey, Daigo!
What do you want me to see?
What?
Wait a minute...
You're lying!
Daigo!
The other side.
Can you change places with me?
No way!
That's amazing!
Please take a look at it.
It's just right for her.
Isn't it dark inside?
It's a great system.
It's not dark.
They probably turned up the lights.
It's like a Tokyo Tower.
It's not dark inside.
You can see it from the front.
Even if you look like this...
No way!
What's up with her?
It's like...
There's a lighter on her neck.
By herself?
Daigo...
What are you going to do?
I'm getting nervous.
This is too much.
That's...
That's too much!
It's your first time.
Your toothbrush is cute.
It's better if you don't fix it.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
It's like...
I pushed it and it hit you.
It hit me!
Daigo, why did you hit me?
Why?
It's like this.
I'm sorry.
You're making a new toy.
I'm just looking at it.
No way!
It's only for me, right?
You didn't film it, right?
I didn't film it, either.
She's amazing!
I like her a lot!
Daigo...
I'm sorry, but do you have time?
We don't have time, but I'm sorry.
No, no.
We don't have an extension.
No way!
This is a legendary...
I'm the most erotic...
It's dangerous.
Let's go back to the curtains.
Thank you.
It's hard to go back, though.
I usually drink around Ebisu.
Me, too.
I saw it just now.
No way!
It's the same!
What should we do?
Tsube is...
Daigo will come, right?
Will he be able to...
defeat all of them?
Hang in there!
That was close!
What do you think of this person?
What a waste!
All nine teams are tied.
Just go straight.
If you defeat even one of them, you'll get a reward!
The winner is...
Daigo!
He gave all three of them a chance!
I want something like Daigo's.
Let's see Yabe's reward!
Here comes the cosplay pigeon!
I'm like this again.
I'm Habutori Meijin.
I heard there's a Habutori around here,
so I came to rescue it.
It's dangerous, so don't move.
There's a Habutori over there!
Be quiet! Don't move!
Slowly...
Lie down slowly.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay. Slowly.
Please protect me.
Please protect me from the Habutori.
I'll protect you!
I found it!
It's around here!
I found it!
Is it okay?
I can tell it's shape.
I found it!
Okay, I'll catch it!
One, two...
Ouch!
This Habutori is still a child!
It's small!
It's okay!
Please do your best in the second half!
She always says bad things.
She always comes to rescue me.
Why does she know?
Because she's a child.
She's an expert, so she'll know when she catches it.
She wants the last one.
Did she catch it?
Let's call her out.
Cosplay beautiful lady is here!
Takashi!
I can't forget you.
If you ask me one more time, I'll give up completely.
- I see. - Okay?
- Okay, just one more time. - Thank you.
Come on!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, it's the other way around.
Is it broken?
Please remove the mouth shield and use your life.
Oh, it's nice.
It's cool!
No matter what I do, it's cool!
- Is it cool to do this? - It's black and white! It's cool!
- What's black and white? - I don't know.
Oh, it's being touched.
It comes suddenly, right?
It's a perfume potato.
Here you go.
Look, she's kissing you.
I know, right?
You're really good at it.
Take a deep breath.
Are you satisfied with the last one?
Yeah.
I give up.
Thank you for everything. It was fun.
I hope you have a happy life.
Thank you!
Thank you, Morioh!
Thank you, too!
Goodbye!
Morioh!
You don't have to do it.
It's not all about you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Forget about it.
Goodbye!
Thank you so much!
Goodbye!
It's over.
I have one more thing for you.
It was a little too hard at first.
I couldn't do it.
Can I have one more?
Please be careful.
Thank you.
It was too hard.
We're saying goodbye.
I feel like we're done.
I'm sorry for everything.
I kissed you, Morioh, but I think we're done.
I think we're done.
And we're heading for the last frame.
It's finally the last one in Tokyo!
We're putting in 50 years of effort!
The last one in the final round is Tsurube!
The pin is all pink! Even if it's just one pin, if you win, you get a reward!
He won a pink pin!
I'm glad, Tsurube-san.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
After all, it's thanks to Shimura-san and Shou-san for supporting us.
You're saying good things, aren't you?
I said good things.
Now, it's Tsurube-san's last reward!
Cosplay vision is here!
Oh, it's new!
It's new, isn't it?
It's new.
It's new, it's new.
I've never seen it before!
Professor!
Yes?
The one we've been developing for a while now...
...this Brutus Glove's "breast-kissing-kissing" has finally been completed!
I'm glad!
"Breast-kissing-kissing"?!
I've seen it before!
This glove and this machine work together via Bluetooth...
...and do exactly the same movement as the glove!
So, why don't you try wearing this glove right away?
I see, so you can make it fly!
As if you're holding it...
I see!
...it goes into the robot...
...and does this kind of movement!
It's a crime if you actually touch it...
...but if you touch it with this, you won't be punished for your crime!
Wow, times have changed!
Now...
...switch...
...on!
Oh, it's real!
If you stop...
Oh!
Wow!
It's perfect!
It's amazing!
Mr. Shimura should be good at this!
Mr. Shimura seems to be able to do it with a controller.
It's a perfect combination!
It's amazing!
Then actually...
Please rub me!
Doctor!
Please move next to this machine!
What?
Please rub me!
Is there such a thing?
No!
Doctor!
Please rub me!
What is this?
Is this really fun?
This will be a video that will remain in show's history.
It's vibrating.
Doctor, you are doing great! It's intense!
Ah! Wait! Ah!
What is this?
Why?
What is this?
Isn't it vibrating?
It's like a mormia.
It's not vibrating at all.
Doctor, maybe it's because it's too close and the connection is bad.
The connection is bad.
Can you do it one more time?
A little more away.
It's too close.
If it's too close, it won't vibrate.
Can you see me?
No, it's a machine.
Ah! I see!
Is it vibrating?
Ah!
Doctor, can you do it one more time?
Please!
Let's go!
How old are you?
I'm five years old.
That's kind of you.
Five years old.
It's like you're twisting your thumb.
Are you twisting it?
Ah! Ah!
Will Dr. Tsurumi enjoy this?
Will you enjoy it?
I'll enjoy it!
It's great!
Mamu is crying because it's New Year.
The Doctor is so intense that the machine broke.
Oh, it broke.
I'll fix it.
Develop it more!
It's a machine you made.
This is the last attempt.
Let's go!
Pink Pin!
The fifth and last attempt!
From the left side, to the middle!
Close!
It's a little off.
His tongue popped out of his mouth.
We are them pink!
Let's go!
Here is the last reward, cosplay beauty!
Next, we have a yoga teacher who gives you power just by looking at you.
And we have prepared a special stage for you to get more power from this teacher.
Thank you.
First of all, when you lie down, put your head here.
It's different from before.
Put your head here.
Yes, it's okay.
Then...
Stage, come on!
Now, the stage has appeared. Sensei, is it okay like this?
Yes.
The formation is like this.
Yes.
This is also new.
Ah, Sensei!
Wait a minute.
Hey, seriously, you...
Hey, Sensei!
It's not me!
Sensei!
It's not me!
Sensei!
Look at me!
Is this your pose?
This is...
I'm receiving this tower right now.
Sensei!
Sensei, is it okay like this?
Yes!
Sensei, is it okay like this?
Amazing!
What are you touching?
No, I'm not touching you.
Don't touch me!
Sensei!
Sensei, is it okay like this?
No, it's okay like this.
It's soft.
It's really soft, Sensei.
Sensei, the more you twist...
Sensei, the bridge is amazing, so...
This person is amazing!
Maoh!
What's the name of your yoga pose?
High concentration.
With the name of my yoga pose, this is...
the end of this!
This is amazing!
Sensei, I wish you good health!
Sensei, thank you very much!
I received this power!
Good luck!
Daigo, you're really amazing and you're detoxing!
You're amazing!
You're really amazing and you're detoxing!
I hope my dream comes true.
I want to do this when I was in middle school and high school.
But I can't ask a normal girlfriend for something like this.
There's no such shop.
What am I doing?
That's...
You can't experience it, can you?
I can't experience it, but...
I'm more weak in yoga.
That's what it's like.
Thank you very much, teacher.
You're amazing.
You're experiencing physical exercise.
That's right.
I've been doing it for a while now.
From meat buns to dango...
It's about this wide, right?
In the middle...
What part are you talking about?
Thank you.
It's finally the last round of the domestic team.
Let's start with Mr. Nabe.
Go ahead.
If you beat this book, you'll get a reward.
Now, Mr. Nabe...
It's in the middle!
Pink cat with one pin left!
Mr. Nabe is amazing.
I don't care if it's exactly the same guy.
That's right.
Yoga teacher, come here.
I don't know if I'll be called by Mr. Yushima's version.
I don't care if it's a catch ball.
So...
If it's a soldier-like guy...
Now...
The last reward for Mr. Nabe...
Let's go!
The cosplay beauty is here!
Thank you for waiting!
Everyone, please wait!
Isn't she the same girl?
The legendary Kotatsu Beauty...
She's the same girl!
She's back for one night only!
Isn't she the same girl?
I'll hit you.
You said something vulgar just now.
Considering social distance...
We'll give you a little distance.
A long Kotatsu.
For Mr. Shimura...
What are you touching?
What's with Mr. Shimura?
Like a centaur.
For Mr. Shimura...
Mr. Nabe will put his head in...
No, no!
There's a time limit. 30 seconds.
30 seconds!
Now...
Mr. Nabe doesn't usually do this.
No.
Can I look at your Kotatsu?
Please do.
For you, Mr. Nabe...
We've prepared something extraordinary.
A binocular!
It's better to have one, isn't it?
I'd like to see it with my own eyes.
With my own eyes...
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
It's better with your own eyes.
Can we do a show like this?
Then...
I'm nervous.
Let's do it!
It's been 13 years since we last did a Kotatsu!
Ready...
Start!
10 seconds have passed.
We can't see it.
30 seconds have passed.
We should hurry up.
10 seconds!
5 seconds!
4, 3...
2, 1...
Time's up!
(Laughs)
She's the best!
(Laughs)
Her smile suits you well.
(Laughs)
Let's do our best this year!
(Laughs)
But I think you've lost about 2 MCs now.
(Laughs)
And English-banned bowling has finally reached its climax!
The last pitch of Okamura, which will mark 20 years of history!
Will it...
Will she be able to finish it off?
Here I go!
With 20 years of experience in mind...
Will she?! Will she?!
(Screams)
(Applause)
Sorry, Morio!
(Laughs)
But the winning team won, so...
As a reward for winning...
(Laughs)
Okamura-san, over there...
Me?
Yes, me.
Is it okay for me to go last?
Then...
Here's your last reward!
The cosplay beauty is here!
(Laughs)
Oh my!
Huh?
Oh my, it's Kotatsu again!
She's embarrassed.
Her face...
She's embarrassed now.
Her face is completely different.
(Laughs)
Now...
(Laughs)
Oh, Morio-san, you're taking something out.
Ah, it's a big binoculars!
(Laughs)
A very big binoculars has appeared!
Do you want me to look at it that much?
Remember it!
Remember it?
Remember it!
Okamura-san will also...
Yes, take out the binoculars.
Wow, you're taking it out and looking at it.
Okamura-san, you have 30 seconds left.
Yes.
Enjoy it as much as you want!
Do you need 30 seconds?
(Laughs)
It's summer.
Yes.
Morio and I will go last.
Then, let's go!
The last reward is Kotatsu!
Start!
Please.
How is it?
Thank you for the meal!
20 seconds left!
Wait a minute!
What's the difference with Oxford?
It's different.
It's the same, isn't it?
Okamura-san, 10 seconds left!
I remember everything!
I remember!
Okamura-san, 5 seconds left!
3, 2, 1!
Remember!
Time's up!
Thank you very much!
It's nothing.
Thank you!
Thank you again!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
109 to 117,
Nainai team wins!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
We won in the end, too.
But I don't know what to say.
Shimura-san, you were in the video, weren't you?
I was definitely in the video.
Everything went this way.
Everything went to a good place.
We were able to win.
We got a good one, too.
Thank you very much.
I saw it, too.
When I was looking at the envelopes,
I could see the mayor peeking out of the back of the envelope.
His eyes were open.
His eyes were open in the envelope.
He must have come to see us.
He came to see us over there.
Morio was also participating in the video all the time.
I was in the middle of being swung around by Takashi,
but I was able to pull myself together today.
I'm glad you were able to organize your feelings at the end of the video.
I saw a lot of things today,
and I'm a little depressed now,
but I thought it would be a business.
It's a business where you can put up an auction.
I wonder if it will be a business.
And Yabe-san, it's been 13 years since you did Kotatsu.
Kotatsu surprised me a little.
I wonder if you were able to do it because it's the final episode.
No, it's more than I thought.
It's refreshing.
I thought only Shimura-san could do it.
That's right.
Munishima-san, too.
Yes.
When Trump finished earlier,
the producer said it was okay,
but it's been a while since I've done it until the end.
That's right.
Because it's a show program.
That's right.
And in fact, there's only one more person left behind the curtain.
Oh, there wasn't one?
We had a lot of pink pins knocked down, but...
Here you go!
Oh, there wasn't one.
Oh, there was one left.
She had it.
She had it in VR.
That's right.
I prepared a really ugly one,
but it didn't come out, and it's such a shame.
Oh, I see.
In VR, Shimura-san did it.
That's right.
Let's watch it together later.
And with that,
Abema Premium Limited
will release the VR video that you were supposed to see as a reward!
A beautiful woman who has turned blue and then a powerful kiss!
And then...
A super sexy pose!
Now, this has been going on for 20 years, but once again, Tsurube-san!
Yes, yes.
No, no, I'm really happy about this.
There wasn't one last year, so I was really interested in it.
And now it's finally here.
Kotatsu is out too.
That stick thing too...
There was Bluetooth.
Oh, no, no.
It's small.
Why didn't I have one?
You were a little irritated at the end.
But thank you very much for making it happen.
Everyone, thank you very much!
And with that, we conclude our last special!
That's all! Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Okay, cut!
But I wonder if I did something stupid like this...