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Now, it's started "Don't stop the beat!"
Once again, I, Miyashita Kusanagi, will be your host for this show.
Thank you for having me!
Once again, Miyashita Kusanagi will be your host for this show.
Thank you for having me!
Now that we are at a campsite for a shoot,
do you want to do something?
Do you want me to do something?
Is there anything you want me to do?
Do you want me to do something?
No, I won't do that.
This is just a game.
It's over.
This show is called "Don't stop the beat!"
(applause)
I like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you, like you,
you are my existence.
Everything is about you.
Don't stop the beat!
Once again, I'm your host for this show, Matsunaga Kusanagi.
Today we have less talk and more funny stories to tell.
Let's hear a lot of great stories from the members!
I can't wait to hear it!
"Summer Fubutsushi" means stairs, you know, don't you?
Yes, we do.
What we are going to do today is not only scary stories, but also stories that make you feel excited.
According to the dictionary, "zoku zoku" refers to something that makes you feel happy.
It's not scary stories, but stories that make you feel excited.
Anything is OK for us.
We just look far away.
You guys are making me nervous.
Here are the rules.
According to the topic, each member will tell a very exciting story.
If Miyashita was able to tell a story, you will get a penalty.
It seems like there is a penalty game like this.
If no one could get a penalty within 10 minutes of the time limit, you will get a penalty.
You will listen to a serious scary story by a staircase actor.
Serious stories are scary, aren't they?
Serious stories are scary.
What do you think about scary stories?
I don't like scary stories. I will cry.
You are getting smaller.
You are the biggest.
You are already big.
Who is good at scary stories?
I love horror movies.
When you were a kid, you listened to your staff's boring stories.
It was fun.
Let's get started.
Can you tell us a story that makes you nervous?
Let's get started.
The first topic is a recent scary story.
Start!
Who will go first?
We should talk more and more.
We only have 10 minutes left.
Someone should go first.
I will go first.
Go ahead.
The other day, I went to Hakata for a radio show.
For a souvenir, I bought goboten udon for the first time.
You can make it at home.
There is a fried goboten in a box.
You boil it with udon and eat it.
I made it for the first time.
I could bite udon with my lips.
Is it that soft?
It was very soft and delicious.
I was thrilled.
Amazing!
This is not a cafe!
This is a variety show, so you get a penalty.
Penalty.
I was thrilled, but it's not like that, Oharu.
Next, Sakai.
When I'm riding a train or driving a car, I want people to think I'm cute.
So I'm trying to look cute to people and ride a train.
One day, I was on the train on my way to work.
There were three boys in elementary school who were talking on the train.
I thought they would look at me for a long time.
"Does she have something on her face?" I thought.
"I'm a little worried." I looked at my cell phone and thought, "No, I don't have anything on me."
But they kept looking at me.
I thought, "What is it?" and listened carefully.
Isn't she cute?
I was so happy that I was thrilled.
I feel sorry for her.
What? No way!
It's a funny story.
She is so cute that she doesn't look cute at all.
I see.
While I was riding the train, I saw elementary school students staring at me.
When I asked them about it, they said that she is cute and funny.
I see.
As expected of Miyashita Kusanagi's brain!
You are Miyashita-niisan, nya!
Speaking of which, can you tell us more about it?
You still have three minutes left!
Last one!
Last time, I went to a pharmacy to buy hair oil.
It was just three points off.
It was only three points off, and I had to buy hair oil, face wash and other cosmetics.
As I was about to buy it, I was quite impulsive and bought it.
I went to the cashier and forgot my point card.
It was only three points off!
Even though I bought a lot of hair oil!
You don't look like you came out of a cafe.
I didn't get a single point off!
As such, you failed the challenge!
What a shame!
Hiorin can't even clear the iron plate talk that she talks about in various places!
Don't you think you can do it if you say it at the end of the story, nya?
You won't get a single point off from Miyashita- niisan, nya!
Then, let's play the punishment game!
As such, let's have comedian Ami-san on stage!
Thank you for having me.
Wow!
I'm scared!
I'm scared already!
As a successor to Junji Inagawa, Ami is named the strongest comedian!
Thank you, Ami!
My voice is already scary, nya!
Turn around and show me your face, nya!
I'm scared, nya!
But I like it, nya! I'm excited, nya!
My name is Ami. I talk with you in various places.
I'm here today, too. The green outside is very rich and I think it's very good.
Isn't it nice to stay in a place like this?
That's what I'm going to talk about.
What is it? What is it?
It's a story of a girl named Narutan in the fifth grade of elementary school.
In the fifth grade of elementary school, there was an event called "going to stay overnight" throughout the school year.
Yes, there is.
It was a place where you could go all over Polonia, which is surrounded by green like today.
There was a place where you could go to the mountains as far as you could walk from the school you always go to.
Since I was in elementary school, I stayed there.
In fact, during the day, we all played together, made things together and had fun.
It's a room where you can sleep at night.
There is a corridor and doors are lined up.
If you look at our room, it's a room for six people.
If you enter it, there are two bunk beds on the left and right and one in the back.
As soon as you enter it, you decide to sleep in the lower bunk in front of you.
Well, you were tired, so you went to bed early.
On the contrary, when you woke up in the middle of the night, you somehow woke up in the middle of nowhere.
You lay down on the right and put on the look you brought and the yellow hat you wore to school.
You can't sleep, so you turn left and look in the middle of the room.
Well, it's dark because you turned off the light.
The edge of the bed you're sleeping in is around here, and you can see the school-specific yellow hat over there.
Oh, whose is it? It's mine.
Well, yellow stands out because it's dark.
You can see it, but you know that darkness when you get used to it, right?
There wasn't a yellow hat there.
A girl wearing a yellow hat looked over here.
In that state, from above...
You couldn't hear it.
"Whoa!" You were surprised.
Then you heard a bang in the upper bunk.
Then, as everyone in the room noticed, the light went on.
Another girl was angry at the girl above her.
"What's that bell?" you asked.
"Bell?" "What's that?"
She doesn't remember, does she?
When you realize it, the girl next to you isn't there.
Maybe...
Maybe she's gone due to the effect of the incantation.
Hmm...
Scary...
Ami-san, you're a little too scary! Hito-chan, are you okay?
Let's get back on track and move on to the next topic.
Let's talk about the story with the members.
Someone, yes, An-san.
Yes, well, recently, after our activities,
Hiyorin, Aki-chan and Jiria went on a trip to eat oysters.
They were pretty big, so we ate one each.
We were pretty full, so we were like, "Oh, that's enough."
But we were like, "Should we order one more for the three of us?"
So we ordered one while we were full.
Then, the clerk gave us a service.
He said, "Please eat a big oyster for the three of you."
He gave me a service like this.
Wow, I have to eat like this.
He said, "It's crispy."
It's gentle.
He said, "It's crispy."
He said, "It's gentle."
Jiria's way of speaking is different from usual.
It's stair-talking mode.
Stair-talking mode?
Jiria's fast-talking stair-talking mode.
She was cute, but it's no excuse to say "crispy" at the end.
The next topic is...
Let's do it for ten minutes.
Yes, please go ahead.
Recently, after our lessons,
there are girls who go home first in the elevator.
At that time, the first-class elevator went up.
Oh, I'm late. Will everyone go home?
I was talking with the manager.
Everyone went up and the second-class elevator went up.
Then, everyone was waiting for me.
Oh, I'm happy.
I was so happy.
It's a good story.
No, it's a good story.
It's a very good story.
What is "second-class"?
What is "first-class" and "second-class" of the elevator?
I'm stuck.
You have three minutes left.
This is something I'm really excited about.
And I'm not sure if it's okay to talk about it.
Maybe we have to cut it out.
It's something I'm excited about.
I'd like to ask you about it.
We often go out for a meal in our free time.
One day, Julia, Hitoka and I went out for a meal.
Julia said she wanted to go to a fashionable cafe.
She wanted to go to a fashionable cafe.
She searched for various cafes and nearby cafes.
Julia asked her where she wanted to go.
Julia said she wanted to go somewhere else.
Julia searched for a different cafe.
Julia said a different cafe was delicious.
Julia decided to go there.
Then, Julia suddenly became a teacher.
Julia said she didn't have to go to that cafe.
She said she would go to a salad shop.
Wait a minute.
I often search for a fashionable cafe.
I searched hard for a fashionable cafe.
Don't you go there?
We talked about it.
It's a scary story.
It's scary.
Wait a minute.
Why are you talking about it?
I'm curious about it.
What do you mean?
I've been on a diet.
I see.
Using my brain, I was like "Ah, I wish I could go to a fashionable cafe"
You should have said it from the beginning.
I'm on a diet now, so I'd like to eat something light
If it's a salad, you should have said it from the beginning.
Where is it? Where is it?
As a result of research, you often go to a salad shop.
Were you nervous?
No, I was.
I'm scared of what Ami-san said earlier.
I'm scared.
I'm nervous.
But I feel sorry for the comedian who is holding back.
So, I'm sorry. The challenge failed.
The penalty game is a poem written by Hayatomo.
Since elementary school, he has been able to see people's aura and spirits.
He asked Hayatomo to draw a picture of each member.
I'm looking at what people around me think of me and what kind of soul I have.
I'm looking forward to it.
I've had Hayatomo look at it once.
Actually, it's a different program.
It's a program that hides the darkness in my heart.
Are you okay?
Then, in the comment section, "Even if you can't see it, you can tell it."
I was sympathized with.
Well, who should I start with?
Then, Koizumi-san.
Yes, of course.
Koizumi-san.
I think Koizumi-san was the best.
Anyway, it's like this.
Think of the black line as Koizumi-san himself.
It's okay if you think of the black circle inside as his soul.
The yellow things around you are fans and people like that.
Do you have fans?
I have a lot of fans.
The staff who work with me.
I haven't seen so many people who love and like me so much.
I thought he was a very mature person who pretended to be stupid.
It's a great praise.
That's great.
You don't have fans, do you?
I don't have fans.
That's great.
There are two people who don't have fans.
What?
I'm scared.
This is the result of everyone's fans.
It's easy for women to hate you.
Your efforts are not rewarded.
You have a lot of old men's spirits.
And you have dead spirits.
Kanamin and Aki-chan.
I don't like it.
If you die now, people will think you have dead spirits.
Let me show you first.
It looks like this.
It's wrapped.
What does it say?
A man's spirit.
A man's spirit is spread all over.
I'm scared!
Aki-chan, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
It's really scary!
It's scary.
It's not hated by people.
If it's not hated by people, it's not hated by ghosts, either.
Oh, I see.
I see.
If it's not hated by people, it's gathered like this.
So, if a man is wrapped up in it, it's bad luck for both work and private life.
Please be careful about that.
It's bad luck for men.
I'm scared!
The last one.
Ms. Tsujino.
Yes, I'm Ms. Tsujino.
Here you are.
What is it?
There's something next to you.
Ms. Tsujino, there's a woman next to you like a stand.
That's cool!
That's really cool!
What is it?
It's scary!
It's true that there's a dead ghost next to you.
It's a woman in her late 30s with a short hair like this.
When I looked at her, she looked like this.
She looks like a close-range power type.
Ms. Tokimeki-neko, what's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
Stand.
Which side is it?
This side.
The right side.
Yes, it's the right side.
Hello.
So, I don't think it will attract weird men.
I see.
It doesn't attract weird people, both work and private life.
That's great!
So, maybe...
If you have someone you'd like to work with, why don't you introduce them to Ms. Tsujino?
Tell me! Tell me if you like! Anytime!
I want a stand, too!
And now, the last theme!
Childhood stories!
It's a story from when I was in elementary school.
I went to Kawakami Village for a school trip.
There was a man who told me to go on a night hike and walk back at night in a pair.
He told me not to associate with other groups and to go back in a pair.
But it was too scary and about six of us got stuck.
So we got together and we were walking in a circle.
We all got stuck and there was no one around us.
Then, there was an old man with a fishing rod by the pond.
He looked at me and said, "Why is that man out there at this hour?"
Maybe he wants to go fishing.
Maybe he's from the hotel we stayed at.
Then, we went back and told the others, "There was an old man with a fishing rod, wasn't there?"
But there was no one around us except for us.
Oh, we really saw him.
I was so nervous.
You're scary.
You're scary at the end.
You're scary.
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You go to a festival and walk, right?
So I walked to a local festival that day and had fun.
And on my way back, I looked into someone's house and saw a white triangle there.
What?
Is there a ghost like that?
A triangle...
Is there a story like that?
I saw a ghost like that a lot in dramas.
It was wearing a white kimono and was standing across the curtain.
What?
I was like "What?" and when I looked at it again, it was gone.
That's scary!
But I thought that's how ghosts really look like.
I didn't know there was a ghost like that.
It's a really exciting story all of a sudden!
Scary stories are better for everyone!
Last up is Hiyorin!
When I was little, I loved a show that aired on TV Tokyo.
It was "Piramiquino"!
I remember that show!
I loved "Piramiquino"!
It was my first time getting hooked on TV.
When it was my first time, my family took me to an event that was close by.
It was pretty far away, but we got in a cart.
It was my first time seeing Hanya and Fruits Ponchi up close.
It was one of my happiest memories of my childhood.
How could you say that in this situation?!
I'm withdrawing from my fan club!
If you pay me 500 yen for this story...
And with that, it's time for the punishment game!
I'm in my best condition right now.
I'm in my best mood right now.
I'm so happy!
Next up is "Normally Scary Stories"!
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I'm a second year high school girl.
If you take the bus in front of my house, you can go straight to the bus stop in front of my high school.
That's why I'm studying.
That day, I took the bus as usual.
As usual, it's quite crowded.
But there was a seat in front of me.
So I was lucky and sat down.
The bus came out.
I ran for a while and stopped.
I opened the front door and saw a woman riding a bus.
She was walking with her head down and had long hair and couldn't see her face.
I was wondering why she was so far away until the next bus stop, so I was looking at her.
But one day I realized that I shouldn't look at her.
The reason is that woman puts her face between a man's book and a woman's face.
And before that, a woman playing with her phone puts her face between her phone and her face.
Then the next person, the next person...
What's scary about this is that no one is reacting to it.
But you know it clearly.
If you do it, you'll definitely get a reaction and I don't think you should.
One by one, everyone is getting closer and closer.
"Oh, what should I do?" They're already in the middle of it.
I'm looking at people like this in the middle of it.
"Oh, no," I thought.
"Okay, let's pretend it's a joke." I closed my eyes and tried to do it.
"Is it still coming? Is it coming? Is it coming?" When you think about it...
You know something's coming right past your eyelids, right?
Wow, hurry up and go! Hurry up and go! Hurry up! Hurry up!
It's not going.
Huh? Why? Why? Why?
"It's still there, right?" "Huh? Wait a minute!" When you think about it, it's gone.
"Oh, thank goodness!" I thought, but I couldn't let it go, so I closed my eyes for a while.
After a while, when I opened my eyes, in the middle of it, in the middle of the bus, that woman is again facing forward and standing.
"Wow, thank goodness!" But it's scary to ride together, and it's disgusting, and I want to get off early.
I feel like I should never be found out about me being visible, and I want to get off early!
When I was thinking about it, the bus stopped just in front of the high school.
"Oh, thank goodness!" I thought, and in the middle of it, it opened wide, right?
In a hurry, I said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," and went out.
And when I passed by that woman's side...
The woman fluttered a little over here, but I avoided it.
And as soon as I took one step outside...
You're visible, aren't you?
Oh, thank goodness!
I was scared!
I'm so scared of this!
After this, one of the members has a problem!
This looks fun.
What?
Your answer.
Your answer is Reina.
Yes, it's kind of funny.
Funny?!
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When I was desperately taken away, it was kind of funny.
We haven't met much, have we?
She's a weird person.
First of all, she's a weird person.
Anyway, thank you for coming today!
See you next week!
See you!
The bus closed and went away.