AISubs v3.5
[The opening ceremony]
- It's sweets. - Yes.
- Let's play. - Yes.
- Wait a moment. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Let's go?
- Let's go?
For the opening ceremony, these ladies will enter the dressing room and check the types of sweets.
She is a member of an idol group, "Super Excited Advertising Department", also known as "Excitement Team".
Who are you, holding my hand?
Please take a look at me for a little while.
Then, the program will start, nya!
I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you, I like you.
[Everything exists for you to exist]
[Everything seems like it's going to explode]
Don't drink the commemorative beer!
[Everything seems like it's going to explode]
The commemorative first episode will be broadcasted on Tokisen, which doesn't know about the program's start.
Before the program's decision is announced, a prank will be set up.
And through the prank, the members will check their humanity.
[The first episode will be broadcasted on Tokisen, which doesn't know about the program's start.]
There's something interesting that entertainers are monitoring!
And that is...
I think most of you are thinking, "Isn't Ejikara weak?"
But I'm not the only one.
We've prepared a special guest for you.
Thank you for coming!
We've spent all of our production budget on this show!
His voice is so small!
So this is how small a real voice can be!
We have a guest monitor, Yasushi Akimoto-sensei!
And a time machine, Seki-nyan!
Everyone is focused.
Everyone is focused!
Everyone is focused right away! Have you already decided?
Let's see what kind of kids these time machines are today!
At first glance, how is the balance of these six people?
No, they are separated by color, but the colors are too pale.
It's a little too pale for an old man's eyesight.
It seems like you don't know it for real.
The staff hasn't said it yet, so what if something bad happens to the members of the time machine?
What if they break a bottle on a barrel and hurt their wrists?
Would you do something like that?
So, even though their show has already started, they are very focused.
It's already started!
Your show has already started!
On this day, a fake music show on TV Tokyo was called up for a comment shooting.
First of all, a little stupid director writes a meeting and searches for the members' characters!
Yes, yes.
Oh, they won.
The members are fighting.
Is it the last one?
I'll write my name down.
This is a negative point.
Yes, this is also a negative point target.
But the movie is good.
Oh, here it is.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Oh, you are doing bokeh.
We are giving you some instructions.
We are having fun.
Stop doing bokeh on your own.
We are Nekimiki Sendem. Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you for your cooperation.
But I'm sure you were listening to Nana just now.
Yes, I was listening.
I was like, "Who is this old man?"
LOVE 2023 is a three-hour live broadcast.
In the corner of the main project, there is a project called "Tsugikura Artist".
While Aho-D explained the project appropriately and made us believe it,
Tsugi-nyan!
I might use this while flying.
They set up a meeting scene and turn the camera.
It's like a negative point.
It's like a self-appeal point.
First of all, she will introduce herself and then she will show her special skills.
Yes, I'm a super-tokimiki, Sendem's super- tokimiki, Murai Kanamin, a koto artist.
My special skill is machine gymnastics and acrobatics.
I can do this.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Can you do it for me for a moment?
I'm sorry.
But I'm not sure if I can decline your request now.
The director might make an unreasonable request.
I'm sorry.
But the range of variety will expand here.
You have to be pretty good at measuring with a desk.
I'll measure it.
Measure it.
Wow, that's amazing.
She's a good girl.
Wow, you can even look into the camera.
Yes, yes.
But it's not exciting enough for the members.
They're watching it in silence.
It's like, "Wow, that's amazing."
It's teamwork.
Yes, I'm a super-tokimiki purple, Juri, a koto artist, Angelia.
Juri.
I've been doing ballet for 10 years, so my body is a little soft.
How soft is it?
Can you show me?
I can do a Y-position balance.
Oh, you can do a Y-position balance.
Can you do it?
Oh, oh, oh.
Wow!
You can do it!
You can't put your face on it, can you?
No.
Your face is...
Are you shooting a home video?
There is no such thing as a Y-position balance based on your face.
You have to do it in a private way.
What are you doing?
You have to take a video of your brain.
I'm Hitochan, also known as Hitoka Sakai, and I'm a super excited net person.
My specialty is to wink at high speed and say funny lines.
Look at the camera and wink at the person in front of you.
Can I do it?
Hey, hey, hey.
Do you like Hitoka?
I love Hitoka!
Why are you saying that?
I'm not saying it for you.
What's wrong with you, director?
I'm not saying it for you.
Hey, hey, hey.
Do you like Hitoka?
I love Hitoka!
Hey, you!
Don't be embarrassed and do your job!
Hi, I'm Haruka Koizumi, also known as Oharuko, and I have pink hair.
I'm good at playing acoustic guitar.
I don't have a guitar with me today.
I usually play the guitar and do live streaming myself.
I'm also good at playing alone.
Oharu's playing alone.
She fell in love with college entrance ceremony.
She has two roles.
It's like a dream.
College life.
That person is so cool!
Nice to meet you.
I'm doing my best.
Everyone is excited.
To meet this person, I'll do my best at college every day!
X!
It's a love sentiment!
Suddenly, a zombie appeared and bit her!
She was bitten! She was bitten and became a zombie of her own!
It's hot! It's hot! It's hot!
It's good! It's good!
Members are bitten one by one!
But it's good!
Yes, but the reaction is good!
Oharu-chan's weird face was cute!
I'm glad you bought a cute cap!
Oharu-chan, please pay attention!
Hello! I'm Aki-chan, also known as Soda Aki of Toki ni Kiremon!
I'm the youngest member of the group and I'm now 18 years old!
My special skills are imitating a table tennis player, tying shoelaces quickly,
doing calligraphy even though I was doing calligraphy, and burning all the watermelons!
I'm sure I can do a lot of things!
I'm sure!
Also, my smile is my special skill!
She's cute, but there are a lot of special skills she can't do on the spot!
Hello! I'm Hiori Yoshida, also known as Hiori Green of Toki ni Kiremon!
I'm Hiori!
You know, there's a character called "Banana" in "Teletubbies", right?
Banana...
There's a character called "Banana", right?
I'll tell you a story about it!
What is it?
Wow, she's positive!
She's good at it!
Here I go!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-banana!
Oh!
Then, a zombie came out!
A zombie! A zombie!
A zombie!
Oh, no!
She's like a zombie in a zombie movie!
Lastly, if you don't mind, can you do the 7-step descent once again with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
Whoa!
Oh, no!
She's crazy!
What's wrong with you?
However, from now on, the difficulty of the prank will increase.
There are eight pranks to pull out the core of the time line.
First of all...
A super famous person is greeting the dressing room.
I see.
A big guy suddenly comes to greet the dressing room.
Even if he does crazy things, can the time line respond first class?
That super famous person is...
He is...
Nice to meet you.
He is a city boy of X-Japan.
I'm Satoshi, an impersonator of Danmo.
I'm stressed out because of a bad delusion.
I've never seen an idol eat so many sweets.
Is it a rice cracker in a time line?
A rice cracker in a time line?
It's a promotion.
It's not a rice cracker in a time line.
Yes, yes.
He is coming.
Excuse me.
He knows me from my reaction.
Good morning.
Wow, wow, wow.
Nice to meet you.
By the way, about me...
Of course.
He knows me.
It's not a reaction for a senior.
He is a little scared.
That's right.
Oh, everyone!
Can I sit down, too?
Yes, you can.
I'm fine.
Can I sit down, too?
Please sit on the floor for now.
He is kind. He is a senior.
He gave me this chair.
Would you like to sit on the chair, Mr. Kato?
Is it okay for me to sit here?
This is a bank, isn't it?
Would you like to sit with your back facing forward?
With your back facing forward.
It's like facing the opposite direction.
Is it okay for me to sit here?
He is a senior.
Let me sit next to you.
Please sit down.
Before he finds out about me, I'm going to strengthen my gabrido.
Do you really know about me?
Yes.
Then, for example, if you know a famous song or something like that...
Oh, I see.
Is it okay for me to sit in front of you?
A short novel.
Isn't it good?
This program is brought to you by ABEX TRACKS.
ABEX TRACKS.
I don't like people who make me cry anymore.
You are all so good at singing.
Amazing!
And you are all in a good mood.
You are in a good mood.
Tochi is in a good mood as well.
You are in a good mood as well.
I won't say it out loud.
You should take it seriously.
Is it okay?
Her breathing is perfect.
No, it's not okay.
I didn't say it out loud.
Toki-sen didn't show any unpleasant face.
But what's important is what happens next.
How did she react?
I could smell perfume.
I could smell wonderful perfume.
Was it fake?
Really?
It was real.
It was really good.
It was good.
What's this?
Was it a song?
It was an amazing song.
You couldn't show your face.
It was great.
Where are you speaking from?
You couldn't hear me.
If you could, how can you speak so loudly like that?
It was amazing.
This is how I felt.
What? I don't know.
Hmm, it looks like it's resting a little, but it still looks like it's half-body and half-mind, so I'm going to put it on, nya!
In fact, she had set up an alarm clock beforehand.
She missed it!
The reaction is really...
Let's eat it with our backs together!
Who's going to eat it?
We'll eat it with our backs together.
She's crying!
Hito-chan is crying!
Hito-chan is crying?
She's crying!
What's wrong with you?
Watch your head!
Help me!
I'm in pain!
[Scared by Shito-chan's sister.]
Shito-chan, are you afraid of me because I'm your sister?
Nice reaction!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Don't come over here!
Now, let's continue our game of standing up.
Understood.
The next one to be late is a stupid producer who comes to say hello along with his appearance for some reason.
Your hair and your tongue are too crazy, pinnya!
It's a chance for an idol to call you "dog".
It's a dog! It's a dog!
Say "dog" if you can.
That's right.
Don't say "dog" if you can, idol fans.
Say "dog" please.
Are you okay? Is there anyone who can't handle animals?
Oh, she's actually licking it.
Who's licking it now?
Is it Hito-chan?
Hito-chan is licking it.
Oh, she's letting it go.
Oh, that's nice.
Seki-san, can you tell the dog to pee?
Can I say that?
Yes, please tell the dog to pee.
She's excited.
That's nice, that's nice.
Oh, this is Hito-chan.
She's hiding like this.
Then, before it becomes a prank...
I'll go now!
She stopped! She stopped!
Excuse me, can you give me some of this?
She gave him some of it, and now he's giving her a dirty potato.
It's a thank you prank!
Thank you!
Oh no!
Two potatoes per person!
This is a problem!
She's giving it to me!
Is it you, Jimi-chan?
This is amazing!
It's really delicious!
It's amazing!
It's really...
The problem is...
After the producer leaves...
Can you see his humanity?
It's Amazon!
Amazon?
I'm scared!
She's careful of the cardboard P. left behind.
Wait, I'm scared! What is it?
Wait, wait!
No, no, no!
It changed a little, so I was surprised.
Wait, wait! I think it's that!
What is it?
Furthermore...
The girls who are worried about the prank...
Just look at the clock and get scared.
What is it?
It's scary!
It's obvious that there's been too many abnormal developments in a row.
The alertness of the members is at its maximum.
Now, I'd like to tell you a story and...
At the end, I'd like to give you my announcement.
I will now explain the following procedure.
You will be taken to a room with two balloons.
One balloon contains a piece of paper indicating a regular start.
The other balloon contains insects and other pranks.
What is it?
We're on standby, so please take care of us.
We're not on standby.
Do you want me to stand here?
Yes, please stand.
I'm scared. I'm scared.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of the squeaking.
I'm scared.
Good morning.
Yes.
Oh, hello.
Good morning.
Yes.
Oh, hello.
Let me say hello.
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Seven!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what I heard.
You're already saying hello.
To the hearts of all the judges...
Rock on!
We are...
John Takemiki Advertisement Club!
Thank you for coming!
Yes.
Well, that's fine, but...
Yes.
For now...
Everyone, in the back, in the green area...
Yes.
On the green carpet...
Yes.
Please face this way and line up.
First of all...
First of all, please.
Yes.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Now, everyone, I'd like you to draw either one of them, and then we'll all talk about it and decide.
Tia-san, you know... Do you want to do rock-paper- scissors?
If there are a lot of people who won...
This way.
If there are a lot of people who lost...
This way.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
One, two...
Can we really do that?
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors is fine, so let's do rock- paper-scissors.
That's right.
Rock-paper-scissors until the end!
Rock-paper-scissors, fight!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
Oh, yes.
There are more people who lost...
Rock-paper-scissors!
I see.
It's like a game show.
But yes, it's up to you.
Six of you, hold it tight.
Yes.
One, two...
Did you all hold it tight?
Yes.
Hold it tight.
Now, please draw rock-paper-scissors.
One, two...
Let me start first.
"Tokimeki wo Tomeru Na" will be broadcasted for free on TVer from next afternoon.
If you subscribe and like it, you can eat delicious food.
Please cooperate with us.
Now, please draw rock-paper-scissors.
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes, that's it.
That's it.
Now, please go back to your seats.
Now, it's time for "kanki no shunkan".
Now, please go back to your seats.
Six of you, please go back to your seats.
Now, please pull the string.
One, two...
Now, please call out what it is!
One, two...
Tebeto-de-tochi-den-regular-bang-ni-kende!
Now, please call out what it is!
Toki-senyo, congratulations on your regular decision!
It's a small TV station's late-night show, but please continue to support us!
Congratulations!
Wow!
We've always admired you!
Yes!
The first episode of our regular show!
Yes!
It's already recorded!
Congratulations!
Yes!
Come on! Come on!
It's already recorded!
Something was wrong!
What was wrong?
Masks! Masks!
Everything! Everything!
Now, please tell us your enthusiasm for the show!
Well, I still have some strange feelings, but...
I hope you'll get to know each of us better!
I'll do my best while having fun!
Thank you in advance!
I hope we can make you happy!
Thank you in advance!
Well, I also want to do a regular show with these six people!
I'm very happy to be able to do it with these six people!
We'll do our best to make you like us a lot!
Please watch us!
A lot of interesting things happened today!
I hope there will be a lot of exciting things in the future!
I'll do my best!
A lot of scary things happened next!
I was very anxious, but...
I'm very excited now!
I'll do my best to give you more feelings!
Thank you in advance!
I thought Tokisen had a lot of feelings, but...
I pulled them from here!
I know Tokisen's variety show!
That's right!
So...
Oh, it's here! It's here! It's here!
After this, a hard project at karaoke!
It's delicious!
Wow!
This program was brought to you by ABEX TRUCKS.
Thank you very much!
Next time...
Karaoke High Score Challenge!
Tokisen's weapon, can she appeal her singing ability?