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30 seconds until you fall in love! Panic Couple!
Tonight's special is a sweet and sour love story.
It's cool, today.
Six entertainers will battle to be the best couple.
Huh? Niyama?
Long time no see!
It's been a while.
Digo is in love.
You're happy, right?
I'm happy!
30 seconds until falling in love.
Panic couple.
Next up is the challenge of the green team.
The title of the short story that the green team will do is...
When you see a sexy video and you find out, you should use Sakamoto's excuse.
You should say it as it is.
There is no special topic for this person.
That's amazing.
If you do it with Sakamoto, it might be an excuse for 0 points.
It's the same as Sakamoto saying something weird.
Don't look at me.
What should I do?
I should just put it on normally.
Yeah.
What should I do in the end?
I don't know.
You've been doing it with Sakamoto all along.
Yeah, so don't go first.
That suddenly went online.
While watching a sexy video, they found an excuse for going up a hill.
They're watching it.
It's a mirror.
It's a smartphone.
It's close!
I'm back!
I came back early today and...
You were looking at me, right? You're a sexy guy, right?
No, I'm not sexy.
There was a woman with little clothes.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
So I'm in trouble if you think me sexy.
I'm usually more sexy.
It's a mutualism.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
If there was this level, that's about second place.
Not sexy at all.
This is really sexy.
What do you see?
Do you want me to tell you what I see?
Rakugo? Rakugo?
If I show you to a kind old woman, she will spit it out.
That's terrible.
She's been wearing a wig until the end of the first place.
It's amazing.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for asking.
Without saying anything realistic,
she's wearing a wig as she looks at it.
She's a kind old lady.
She's doing something unbelievable.
She's really like...
She's saying seven or eight words that I can't say.
What should I say?
That's right.
Choose one, choose one.
That's dangerous!
Now, let's continue with the red team's challenge.
Now, I'll announce it. The title of the short content that the red team will challenge is...
Red Team Short Content
They look and have 100 points in personality, but I don't like their singing style.
You have 30 seconds.
I don't like it.
Sometimes...
Where are you going?
Sometimes...
There is.
It's a little...
Today is not good.
There are girls and boys.
I only have my legs and my ears.
Which one will you go with?
It's not just about singing.
It's about choosing a song.
It's important to choose a song.
Yes, you can choose a song.
Isn't it the song we sang earlier?
Yes.
He looks and his personality are perfect,
but he sings in a weird way.
Karaoke is fun.
I want to put something in.
Shall we?
Is it okay for you?
I want to put something in.
Oh, is it okay for you?
Huh?
I'm selling drinks.
You're so nice.
Can you do it for me?
I can do it myself.
Really?
Yeah.
Are you hungry?
Just say anything.
It's okay.
Really?
I'll make you something.
Do you want me to play first?
You're so nice.
You're cool today, too.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Is it okay?
Yeah, you can play first.
Should I sing?
Sing.
Okay, here we go.
He's singing in a tamaki.
I can't love you anymore.
I'll sing, too.
No, I'll sing, too.
Sing, sing.
I hope it's not bad.
Fight!
For you who are working hard.
Your singing style...
Fight!
For you who are working hard.
Oh, no!
Oh, no! They're fighting!
Oh, no!
Fight!
It's wonderful!
It was a dream collaboration between Nakajima Miyuki and Tamaki Koji.
We didn't have that idea.
Your singing style...
That's true. Your singing style...
I could see their support for each other.
Yeah.
The distance is getting closer than the beginning.
I wonder if it's like that.
Do you know?
I wonder if it's like that.
Next up is the green team's challenge.
I'm scared.
They'll do a skit with the guest, Igari.
You have to laugh in 30 seconds.
No, wait...
This is bad.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared for sure.
Let's go.
The short story that the green team, the guest, Igari and the two of you will be challenging is...
MENRIYA
It's about a handsome and good-looking guy at a menriya...
Can I sit down?
But he's a bit difficult to handle.
I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!
30 seconds until you come back.
This is the funniest thing about menriya.
You're actually alone!
Wait a minute! You're actually alone!
This is crazy! Wait a minute!
Sakamoto has to do weird stuff all the time.
Sakamoto suits this theme the best.
This is today's theme.
A man and woman look good together, but there's a weirdo.
That's...
A handsome man and woman look good together, but...
Nobuko and Igari look good together.
It's true.
They look like a couple.
A handsome man and woman look good together in a laundry shop,
but a weirdo comes to sit next to them.
Yeah.
Nobuko-chan, what do you do on your days off?
Days off...
I go outside when I'm invited.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Hey!
Look! A tooth shape!
What?
I bit my arm and it's a tooth shape!
A tooth shape?
What?
He's weird.
This is...
I'm communicating with you.
No matter how many times I count, my teeth and this tooth shape don't match.
Momoko, you should go there.
No, no, no.
Momoko, you should go there.
It's fun to do many things there.
That's right.
I also go out with my friends on my days off.
You like driving, don't you?
You like cars, don't you?
I like it.
I like driving.
I like cars.
I like boys.
I want to go.
It's fun to go on a tour.
Let's go there next time.
I want to go.
Let's go.
Ahaha, sorry, sorry, sorry!
I was carrying some sugar in my pocket, so...
I was bringing some aniseed over here...
I thought it would make me more excited...
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
That's too much!
That's a weird guy!
Let's be happy together!
This is a home run, as expected.
As expected.
If you let me do weird things, there's nothing left for me to do.
Igari is wonderful.
This is a good story.
Is it true?
Igari is funny.
I was scared of him.
He ran away.
He was always fighting.
He wasn't like that when we met.
Sometimes children come out.
But she's still in her 30s.
Next up is the blue team's challenge.
Last week, they challenged fishing.
Tell me what you caught!
Um...um...well...we caught Kimuta-kun's garbage.
Kimuta-kun's garbage?
It was like, oh no...
I think people think it's okay.
I hope we can turn that around.
The title of the short story they'll be challenging is...
Super Mero Mero Punch Versus Shuki Shuki Love Love Beam.
30 seconds until the song changes.
It's like a couple thing, but...
No, no, no.
There's no interpretation.
What was it? Super Mero Mero Punch.
Super Mero Mero Punch.
It's no use checking it out.
It's actually really fun to do things like this as a couple.
Yeah, it'd be nice if you could finish it with a little bit of flirting.
Wait, how do you do this?
It's all about how you settle it.
Super Mero Mero Punch vs. Shuki Shuki Rabu Rabu Beam
Ah!
The lily monster has appeared!
Ah!
Say it, say it.
Super...
Mero Mero...
Punch!
Ah, cute, cute.
Ah!
Damn it!
Cute!
Salty!
You're just fishing.
Mero... Mero...
Pan...
Kusue!
Awesome!
Dosun!
I care and care and care and care and care and care and love's soda and air cannon.
W веч、precise, such as fizzyable water, makes you feint of disrespect,
No, you two.
Pickon, pickon, pickon, pickon.
It's time for you to go home.
Let's live together forever.
Sorry for bothering you.
I'm sorry.
You know you're in trouble.
You knew it and you gave it to me.
You know it.
You all care about me.
I want to see that drama at last.
Well, everyone, I'm sorry.
Thank you, Chaumon.
It's a little fashionable.
It's a magic word.
Next is the red team's challenge.
Next, we will do a short story with our guest, Mori-san.
Well, Mori-san, please come up to the stage.
Mori-chan is the most dangerous situation for a couple.
The title of the short story that the guest, Mori-san and two people will challenge is...
Motokano is involved. She's better than me, but she raises five and goes into the fire for 30 seconds.
Huh? Nihomo? Huh? Long time no see!
You're the worst!
Motokano is involved. She's better than me, but she raises five and...
This is fun!
Huh? Nihomo? Huh? Long time no see!
Long time no see.
This is terrible.
Long time no see.
What's with you now?
Who?
Well...
Who?
You, right?
A little while ago...
You're the type.
Right?
A little while ago...
You're still a high school student.
Well, she's my old girlfriend.
She's not your girlfriend.
We're not really students.
So you've known her for a long time?
Yes, yes, yes.
You know her.
Yes.
Let's go.
What?
Let's talk a little more.
Long time no see!
I'm scared.
I don't know what to say.
She's nervous.
She's cute.
That face.
That's it.
Not yet.
She's nervous.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
Do you have feelings for her?
No, I'm not like that now.
No, I'm a better person.
Tell me where you like it.
Well, there are many of them.
It's easy to use.
It's easy to get along with.
I've never had a heart attack.
It's good at making guesses.
It's late at night.
It takes a bath quickly.
I'm weak!
Weak!
She's weak.
Go away!
She's tired.
She's fast.
She's Moritasumi-san, of course.
That's one thing that's good about her, but her previous mood was also good.
It was good.
Mori-san was the one who was addicted to her.
I think she happened to be there in that match.
She was coming for you.
Is there a woman who doesn't go home because of that?
No, there isn't.
She was completely destroyed for that reason.
I was able to hold out.
It was wonderful.
She worked hard for me.
I thought she wasn't afraid of dying.
What was the result of that?
Nobuko said it cheerfully and said,
like, awesome!
I thought it was great.
It was like a sport.
She was really the only one.
She was so reliable.
She was like, let's decide on a board.
Let's do it.
I thought that was great.
She was cute.
She was so cute.
Ouch!
Who will be chosen as the best couple?
Ready, set...
So, the best couple is the blue couple!
Yes!
I'm jealous.
You were a couple of people who were left behind.
I was able to pair up with Kyon for now.
You both won the championship.
But there are people I've been interested in for a long time.
Other than Kyon and Nakata?
I've been thinking about Daigo for a long time.
You'll pair up with him next time?
Yes, with Daigo...
The three of us will try it out and decide.
You mean you're gonna do it here today?
Why did I have to go to your hell?!
This place is so small!
I'll announce it now.
The short content that the three of you will challenge is this!
The three of you will work together and do this!
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The three of us caught something like that.
How many times will we come to this sea?
It's easy to catch.
Are you fishing?
Yes, I'm fishing.
Are you a good woman?
She is my girlfriend.
I'm a good woman.
I'm happy.
I'm a good woman too.
Let me fish with you.
Let's fish together.
I don't like you.
Don't show that face to other men.
Let's fish together.
Okay?
Let's fish together.
What are you talking about?
Let's fish together.
What can you fish?
Let's go.
Shut up!
Let's fish together.
What did you say when you came last time?
Last time we caught Kim Taku's garbage.
Did you catch that too?
I caught a lot of that.
This is amazing.
what is this?
I have never seen this before.
This was popular in Showa.
This is very colorful and good.
In Showa era, it was popular.
Colorful...
Melon soda.
You want to drink?
Do you have it in your place?
It's green here.
Can I drink it?
Please.
What's wrong?
It's different from what I thought.
What's wrong?
I thought it was sweet.
It's really sour!
Drink it!
What?
It's really sour!
Wow!
Come on!
It's true!
Sour!
Wow, it's sour like sweat!
You wanna try?
What's up with you?
Huh? From here? Huh?
Huh?
From here...
Wow!
This is...
I thought it was water, but it became a canyon...
It's...
Salt...
Gate...
Ouch!
What's wrong?
It's coming out!
What is it?
I thought it was a galea!
It's a rotten dog!
A rotten dog!
A rotten dog has come out!
Everyone, sorry for the inconvenience!
That's enough!
Sorry for the inconvenience!
That's enough!
What happened just now?
That's enough! Close it! Close the show!
Thank you!
That's it for the panic couple!
Next week...
He's pooping.
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