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30 seconds until falling in love. Panic Couple!
Tonight's special is a sour love story.
Three female comedians will choose three male comedians and do a live comedy show with them.
Let's decide who to be a couple with.
So, ladies, you will ride with men who want to be a couple.
By the way, if you wear the same clothes, ladies will decide the couple by rock-paper-scissors.
It's finally time for fate.
You look a little funny, so I'd like to put you aside.
I'm excited.
Some people seem to like each other.
Yes, of course.
I like straight people.
I like stupid people.
Because we can say, yeah!
I like quiet people.
Do whatever you want. I'll do anything.
Let's start.
30 seconds until the panic couple.
The last one.
I'm getting excited.
It feels good when it's broken cleanly.
I want them to break up.
Oh, here it comes!
Oh my gosh!
They're so close!
They met!
Are they a little shy?
It's kind of cold!
The girls chose...
It's a movie!
That one!
Oh my gosh!
So you're going to do it with these members, right?
You're going to do it in 3, 2, 1, right?
That's impossible!
We're a couple!
That's right.
Welcome back.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm here.
What are you going to do?
This is...
I can't ask you about your feelings about Niiyama, right?
Do you have something like that?
I do.
Oh...
Yes.
Oh, is this a rock-paper-scissors game?
Yes, it is.
If you lose, you're immediately sent to Nakata.
Immediately sent to Nakata...
Stop it, stop it!
If you lose, you're immediately sent to Nakata.
What makes you a couple with Niiyama?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Damn it!
Which one?
This is...
This is how it is.
Hey!
Go away!
Is that so?
Go somewhere!
If you win this, love may be born.
I've always said I like people who are a little S.
Nagatani is not S.
He is very M.
He is very M, isn't he?
Who will be chosen as the best couple?
He is very M.
30 seconds until falling in love.
Panic Couple
First, it's a challenge from the green team.
I'm surprised and happy that Nobuko came.
I wanted to know about you the most.
Let's do our best!
The title of the short story that the green team will challenge is...
A man who doesn't have a stage even though Shadow River walks for you.
30 seconds until the end.
I hope she can show Sakamoto's style.
Like a commemorative video.
Like, I'm Takenobu.
And I'm Tanpopo.
And Imanushi and Hiruka.
Sakamoto is leading the match.
She's embarrassing herself.
She's really embarrassing herself.
She's trying to look realistic.
What is she doing?
I need to go to the stage.
It's starting!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! What should I do?
Is it real?
It's real.
A man who doesn't have a stool to walk on the shadow river.
It's fun, isn't it?
Yeah.
What are you collecting?
I don't have money today, so I'm collecting baby food.
Baby food?
I'm going to eat it later.
Oh, it's a ricotta.
The other day, something funny happened.
I ordered a huge beef cutlet at a bar.
It was bigger than I thought and I asked how big it was.
It was this big and I said,
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She got me.
She got you.
It's tough.
Tough.
It's tough.
It's nice.
It's tough.
I'm tired of picking up the can, but it's tough.
Sakamoto did this.
I didn't expect to pick up the can, but I ended up buying it.
It's scary.
After picking up the can, I was excited about their eye contact.
I see. It's not just accepting and ending, but there is a part where you say,
Help me while I'm doing it.
Yes, I thought it might be impossible, but it worked right away.
It's pretty good.
Good.
Next up is the red team's challenge.
The short story that the red team and I will challenge is…
The final battle is...
Don't do anything right after you vowed eternal love.
You have 30 seconds until the end.
The first impression of a couple is that it will work out.
That's Lenrian's rule.
I'll propose and get married.
What should we do?
The more you accept it, the deeper the bond will be.
That's right.
It's more compatible.
Is there anything I can do?
Do you want to bet?
Okay.
Are you going to lose?
No.
Don't do anything right after you swear eternal love.
Miki.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
To me, you are irreplaceable.
Will you marry me?
Please.
I'm glad.
I'm happy.
Let's be happy.
I'm glad.
I won.
I'm happy.
OK.
For now.
I've never seen such a proposal.
And Niiyama defeated him.
He won.
Kamado is doing something rare.
Did Niiyama lead?
I said I'll play and Inada said we'll lose.
It's like a couple.
We'll lose.
We'll lose and you say we'll play.
It's like a couple.
How was it Kumapro?
Well, if it were me, I'd win.
Don't get too excited.
I know. That's where I'm different.
You've changed.
Next up is the blue team's challenge.
Bring it on!
Which couple is your attention focused on?
I think they're the couple you get excited about the most in a movie.
Their way of meeting is interesting.
I think it's dramatic if you win or get excited from there.
Do you have any feelings of support?
Thank you.
This is just a preview.
Next, we'll use objects to play the game.
And that's this!
A bed.
Oh!
What?
A man and a woman?
It's like a practice test for me and for my seniors.
A practice for a night school.
I see.
The title of the short story for the two people who challenge is...
While he's taking a shower, it's a simulation of the first night.
Simulation.
Until the end, 30 seconds.
Can I take a shower?
Actually, men don't know much about it.
They don't know much about it.
Men don't know much about it.
Men are the ones who know it.
That's right.
He came in and made excuses for me.
And it's his first time.
I see.
He's a pervert.
I'm a pervert, too.
While he's showering,
for the first time, a night simulation.
Are you nervous?
Eh, what should I do?
Oh, I should do it.
How to pull out the rubber band?
Behind the tissue.
Ah, no, no, no.
Is it that? Is that what you're saying?
No, it's not. What should I do? What should I do?
What are you doing?
What? What? What?
I was just...
What?
I was just...
Ohagi...
Ohagi's...
Go.
Anko part...
I was practicing how to peel it off nicely.
On the bed?
On the bed, yes.
Ohagi...
You have a table on your anko part?
Yes, but...
Yes, I was doing that.
Yes, yes, like...
Somewhere...
I'm gonna peel off your ohagi's red bean paste.
This is hell.
I knew it.
That's a dirty counter punch.
I've been doing this panic grammar for a while, but I've never heard such a scream like this before.
Well...
He said, like, a little bit.
That was amazing.
What did you hide at first?
Well...
What did you say?
Well...
For you two...
What do you call it?
Well...
Filter?
That's cool.
You're doing your best.
I'll call you a filter from now on.
I see.
Next up is the green team's challenge.
I'll announce it. The title of the short content for the green team is...
You think she's cuter, don't you?
The score is...
Three points.
Zero points.
Oh, no.
But you said it's zero.
Zero, right?
Okay, boobs.
Boobs.
Zero points is not a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
It's not easy to get a zero point.
I hope she gets it right.
This place is good.
But she's good at getting zero points.
When you're told,
you think she's cuter than you,
what's your response?
What do you want to do today?
Anything is fine.
Really? I want to go to a cafe.
Oh, cafe.
Why do you think of her like that?
I'm watching you.
You think she's cuter than you, don't you?
What do you think?
Of course!
Because those are boobs I haven't got yet.
These are boobs I've got.
Boobs I haven't got look more attractive.
It's a matter of course that I can't understand it.
I'm disqualified as boobs I've got.
It's harsh.
It's very harsh.
You are disqualified.
This is terrible.
You are looking at human as boobs you have and boobs you don't have.
You are disqualified.
This is too much.
You are newlywed, right?
Yes, I am.
You are waiting for boobs you have at home, right?
Yes, boobs with rings.
You are the worst.
The skit is over.
Why are you commenting with 0 points?
I can't go that far in 30 seconds.
I have to think like that from somewhere in my heart.
Basically, you think like that.
You think like that because of that girl's cute, right?
I don't know. I'm going to kiss her. Kiss.
You're going to shut up.
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
Next up is the red team's challenge.
I wonder if it's like this.
Either of you will show your cool side or your cute side.
What is that?
The red team will do the challenge alone.
The title of the short content is...
I caught up with that. 30 seconds until it opens.
Shouldn't I go alone?
Either way is fine.
I've been trying to say it for a long time, but I don't think it's okay.
I'm going.
He's laughing.
He's laughing back.
He's gone.
I caught up with that.
I'm tired.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
It's too much!
In the water...
Underwater zosui.
Interesting.
Was it topped with an egg?
Egg, seaweed and green onion.
Perfect.
It was delicious.
What did you use for fishing?
Well, you know...
Small shrimp.
Zosui.
You wanted shrimp.
Next up is blue team's challenge.
Well, then...
They'll manage it somehow.
Next, you will talk with a guest and use the keywords that came up during the talk as a topic.
What does that mean?
You decide on your own.
Mori-chan, since you are a couple, do you have any past love affairs that were difficult for you or any advice you would like to give?
There was a person who was a little difficult for me before.
He was a person who was too intense with his restraints.
I had to report every time.
For example, I had to go to work now.
You eat with someone.
After work, I came home and reported that I had just returned.
Then I came home and checked if the house had electricity.
You came to see it.
I noticed it later.
I didn't know it at the time.
I left the light on and went out.
I said I was drinking with my friends.
There's a house light on.
What do you do at home?
I'm told that.
Who?
Don't say it.
That is?
That is actually...
That was close.
From now on, Daigo will think of a topic and reveal it in a live broadcast.
She's serious.
You're doing reverse detection. You look like a detective.
Reverse detection.
This is a failure.
Then, I will announce it.
The short story title that both teams will challenge is...
Man on the hook, making his girlfriend report what she caught on the phone
This is crazy
It's not related at all
You're disqualified for your boobs
Man on the hook, making his girlfriend report what she caught on the phone
Hello? Yurie?
Oh, sorry, I'm a little late.
Hello, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
What are you doing now?
Now? I'm fishing.
Are you fishing?
Yes, I'm fishing now.
Oh, I see.
The moderator is funny.
Just a moment.
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
Wait a minute.
Hello?
Yurie!
I think you're lying.
Ah, you!
Yurie! Yurie!
What's up?
Can you hear me?
Did you catch it?
Did you?
What did you catch? Tell me!
Right now...
Um...
I caught a Kim Takunchi's trash.
Kim Takunchi's trash?
Yeah.
How do you know it's Kim Takunchi's trash?
That's true.
Wow, you're sharp.
You're restraining me.
Um...
It says Kimura Takuya.
Right!
If you catch anything, report it!
Okay!
He's always on the phone.
What are you talking about?
Oh!
He caught something!
Why can't you cut it?
You caught something?
Again?
Why can't you cut his phone?
Report what you caught!
I can cut it now.
That's amazing!
What?
I'm really surprised.
Iron...
Iron came out and...
Iron came out and I found a conspiracy!
Iron came out and conspiracy?
Yes.
Is it a heavy conspiracy?
Yes.
How many did you get?
I'm surprised but...
Two.
Two?
Wow!
Mori-chan, did you solve it?
It became peaceful memory.
After all, it became peaceful.
It became happy memory.
Do you know what is a conspiracy?
Well, the tip is white.
That is a conspiracy.
That is torn off.
Next week, each of them will have a love story.
Huh? Niemo? It's been a while!
She's the best.
She's so easy to get along with.
She's fast.
I'm happy.
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